Since today is the weekend, I turned off the alarm clock last night and slept until I woke up naturally. It is definitely a happy thing. When I woke up, it was already around 4 pm. To be precise, I woke up from hunger. I was just getting ready.
When I got out of bed, I saw Wang Mumu still writing furiously, sometimes scratching his head and thinking hard, sometimes showing a smile like a woman, which was very vulgar.
"Hey, Brother Mumu, you haven't slept all night?" I put on my slippers, drank a glass of water, and walked to him.
"Don't fucking talk to me. I haven't written for many years. I'm short of inspiration. Go to hell and leave me alone!" Wang Mumu said impatiently with his red eyes staring at him.
"**, I kindly asked you to eat some food, why are you acting like a mad dog and starving to death, you bastard!" I cursed unhappily, then glanced at the bed and saw that Leilei was not there,
Zhang Wei didn't show up anymore, leaving only Chenchen sleeping with his head covered.
"Gorilla, go eat, don't fucking sleep!" I pushed Chenchen, and Chenchen opened her eyes in confusion, sat up in a daze, stared blankly for about half a minute, and asked me: "
what time is it?"
"It's past four o'clock, hurry up and have some food!" I urged Chenchen while putting on my clothes. As soon as I finished speaking, when Chenchen heard about eating, his eyes lit up, he stretched out his big feet and stepped on it.
Wang Mumu's head popped off.
Wang Mumu has long been used to it, and Chenchen's way of getting out of bed has become numb. Chenchen and I got dressed and didn't talk to Wang Mumu, because he was more focused on what he was doing, so it was better not to disturb him.
We went out to a small restaurant outside and ordered a piece of fish-flavored shredded pork, a piece of ribs, and two bowls of rice. We started to eat hard. Before we left, we ordered a bowl of wonton stew for Wang Mumu. We were quite excited.
I smoked a cigarette comfortably and returned to the dormitory leisurely.
Wang Mumu was laughing loudly as if he was crazy as he pushed open the door to the dormitory just now. His bird's nest-like hair was trembling in a very stylish way.
"Why are you so fucking crazy?" Chenchen put the wonton stew on the table and cursed at him.
"Haha, I'm really a talented person. I discovered that I have some Gorky potential. When Qiao Mimi sees this love letter, she will definitely sleep with me!" Wang Mumu said proudly.
"Here, let me appreciate it!" I walked over and picked up the love letter on the table.
"Well, you can take it for appreciation, and you can also learn some knowledge from it!" Wang Mumu started to pretend again.
Chenchen and I were sitting on the bed, reading the love letters. After reading this, we couldn't help ourselves for a long time. We were deeply impressed by Wang Mumu's writing style. It's so weird! So talented!!
The original text is as follows.
Wang Mumu wrote in his love letter: Dear "Qiao Mimi", I glanced at you in the crowd, but I still can't forget your face, your melancholy eyes, your tall temperament, your big snow-white butt, and your thin butt.
The stubble... is deeply imprinted in my mind. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. My love for you is pure. I very much hope that you and I can taste it again. Coffee soaked in white rabbit milk
Sugar, I am willing to sleep with you for ten thousand years. Your big round eyes like "yaobing" make my heart as pure as "blank slate" and "send" fine ripples like "nine strips".
The nostrils as neat as "two cakes" have left a deep impression in my mind as deep as "six strips", especially when you put on that "all-color" skirt and blow by the "east wind", you will be as beautiful as "flowers on the pole". If you can
To go to bed with you, I would rather wait for you for "ninety thousand" years without eating or vomiting...
"Awesome! A masterpiece, no, a stunning work. This is just like a mahjong textbook!!" Chenchen admired Wang Mumu.
"There is an ancient saying that pretending to be a criminal is invincible. It's true! My son is lying! This love letter of yours is a house to Kawashima, and you can even give her a small breast to sleep in, no matter what!
!" I said from the bottom of my heart.
"That's natural. Puyi is my eldest brother, who should I be afraid of!..." At this time, Wang Mumu completely regarded himself as the prince.
"Go quickly, time waits for no one!!!" Chenchen urged.
"Don't worry, I'll call her first... I want to read to her in person!!" Wang Mumu's voice was calm, and he elegantly took out the n-hand copycat version of Nokia n91, took off the leather case on the phone, and slowly
After slowly taking it off, the phone suddenly fell apart. Half of the earpiece and half of the keyboard were connected by several red lines. They were not completely separated. After Wang Mumu dialed the phone, he quickly used both hands to hold the phone to his face.
,
"I bought this phone over there. It's so awesome. It can still be used for such a long time!" Chenchen felt a headache when she saw the phone.
"Even if I give it to you, you won't be able to use it. Only Wang Mumu can drive this JB phone, just like Brother Xu's car, only he can drive it!!" I said with emotion.
"Hello, hello, I'm Aixinjueluo. Wangcai..." Wang Mumu introduced himself elegantly.
"May your sister be rich! I am your brother Leilei!!" Wang Mumu's cell phone was always very loud, and he couldn't turn it off hands-free.
"Eh... why did you take my Mimi's phone? Oops... it's your uncle's... you ruined your shoes and you fucking got them on me!!" Wang Mumu was still confused at first,
Later he came to his senses and cursed angrily into the phone.
"Don't be ridiculous, my wife, I, and Qiao Mimi are having dinner!!" Leile said on the phone.
"Oh...that's it! I'll go there then!" Wang Mumu felt relieved.
"Can you please not come over? I beg you, please let us have a good meal. Can you, I will wash your underwear when you go back!!" Leilei has a phobia of wood.
"**, why don't you tell me where you are? Do you believe me if I pee on your bed?" Wang Mumu has too many ways to disgust people.
"Okay! Brother, we are waiting for you in Xihuayuan, the VIP room, and the big crystal table. Come on, remember, don't pay attention to other people's weird looks, because this place is relatively high-end, and I am a fucking big boy."
It’s bloody!!” Leile said and hung up the phone.
And when I heard the name of this place, I felt frightened. This *** Leilei was so damaged. Wang Mumu estimated that he was really fucking crazy this time.
"Mumu, listen to my advice and don't go, okay!" I said kindly.
"Are you my fucking brother? Leile finally recovered his blood, but you won't fucking let me go!" Wang Mumu was already risking his life with me.
"I'm doing this for your own good, really!"
"Fuck you, lend me twenty yuan for the car, okay? Or you can go with me!" Wang Mumu was like a robber at this time.
"I'm going too, so I can have a delicious meal!" Chenchen was also quite interested in this matter.
"Well, since you have to go, I won't stop you. You will go to that place sooner or later!" I sighed, took out twenty yuan from my pocket, and gave them to both of them.