The chicken guts filled a can of beer, pulled out two sunflowers, and holding the last petal in his hand, tears of excitement almost came out, and he shouted: "Do it! It's finally done!"
After shouting out the chicken intestines, he performed an iconic and difficult mid-air slide. He crossed the distance of seven or eight meters in almost two steps and came directly to the door of the bathroom.
Standing at the door, I took a breath, took off my T-shirt and pants, gritted my teeth, and opened the bathroom door with a creak. In the bathroom, mist rose and a heat wave hit my face. The faucet sprayed hot water, but the chicken intestines were swept away.
I looked around, but I didn't see much.
"Crash!!"
The tulle flickered, and a wet body with a crimson face blocked Jichangzi's neck from behind. With both arms exerting force, the beautiful legs were wrapped around Jichangzhi's body from behind. Jichangzhi felt two soft things on his back.
He pressed it against his body and felt a tickling airflow in his ears.
"You can't help it anymore..." Duoduo buried her head on Jichangzhi's shoulder, her seductive red lips biting Jichangzhi's ear, and asked in a confused voice.
"Well... your coquettishness and charm allowed a young man with serious radical ideas to regain his lost hormones..." Jiguozhi carried Duoduo on his back and placed his two palms on Duoduo's buttocks...
"Then what if...I say I'm here to be my aunt...?" Duoduo stretched out his index finger, slightly fingernailed fingertips, and scratched the chicken intestines' chest...Chicken intestines were covered in goosebumps...Obviously...
I was excited by being poked.
"Kill ****!! Fakeyu! I'm going to run through the red light!!" Jichangzi cursed, turned around regardless, hugged Duoduo's little face, and kissed his snow-white neck.
"...men, all have this kind of virtue..." Duoduo gasped, laughing and cursing chicken intestines.
"The virtues of men are all the result of being flirted with by women..."
"Shh... don't talk, kiss me, Honey!!" Duoduo stretched out the tip of her pink tongue and let the chicken intestines suck...
There was the sound of running water in the bathroom, and the two naked men and women were tightly intertwined... After a while, there was a sound of slapping, accompanied by the sweet moaning from the woman's red lips, coupled with the sound of running water,
A piece of music was played, the most original symphony...
…
Two hours later, on the big round bed at Duoduo's house, a man and a woman were lying naked on it. Duoduo rested his head on Jichangzi's chest, while Jichangzhi was smoking melancholy.
"Can I ask a question?" Ji Changzi stroked Duoduo's belly with his left hand, raised his head and blew out a smoke ring, and asked coquettishly.
"Ask!" Duoduo closed his eyes and was very quiet.
"I asked, don't be angry!" Ji Changzi was a little cautious.
"Stop the ink! Speak quickly!"
"What is the nature of our relationship? Is it a one-night stand...or...whoring...?" When Ji Changzi asked, his hands visibly shook.
When Duoduo heard Jichangzi's words, her naked body trembled, she was silent for a while, and then said in a cold tone: "When you leave tomorrow, throw five thousand yuan on my table!"
When Ji Changzi heard Duoduo's words, he was stunned for a moment. Then he smiled self-deprecatingly, put out his cigarette butt, and said coldly: "Tomorrow, I'll give you 50,000 yuan, covering you for ten days!"
"Okay!" Duoduo replied briefly.
After Duoduo finished speaking, Jichangzhi felt suffocated, turned over abruptly, pressed on Duoduo, and kissed Duoduo roughly on her little mouth. Duoduo resisted for a while at first, then closed his eyes and allowed Jichangzhi to kiss her.
The body is squirming...
…
Three days later, at the door of a photocopying agency.
"I said, ****, isn't your method a bit of a fucking joke!" I looked at the pile of A4 paper in my hand speechlessly.
"Chicken intestines, male, 22 years old, suffers from severe intermittent mania + homosexual tendencies. Three nights ago, he went shopping for grilled oysters and got lost inexplicably. His whereabouts are still unknown. This person has obvious characteristics: he has a long history of dripping and has two
A bandy leg that looks like chicken intestines. There is a picture below. If any enthusiastic citizens discover this dangerous person, they can directly call the following mobile phone, or directly dial 110. If the information is reliable, a certain amount of RMB will be rewarded... Contact person, Love on Two Legs
Honorary Chairman, Mr. Wang..." Wang Mumu read aloud the missing person notice on his palm, and nodded to me proudly, asking me to praise his wording...
When I looked at the black and white photo of chicken intestines on the missing person notice, I suddenly felt like I wanted to cry twice...
"Is it reliable??" I asked worriedly.
"Fuck, what are you going to do? Jichangzi's phone number can't be reached. I reported the case to Director Sun. Director Sun directly told me to go to a mental hospital and give me a shot of diazepam. He said that my condition was getting worse...
...This idiot, I'm really worried. I need to buy some oysters, but I lost them... You were waiting for him to come back. I have to put a GPS on his neck. This guy is going to war with the army, and he's going to go out.
Something's wrong, how can we fix it!!" Although Wang Mumu's words were a little ridiculous, it was not difficult to see that he was really worried about chicken intestines. Of course, not only did he get angry, but now the entire East China Sea Dragon Palace was looking for chicken intestines.
"The officers and soldiers probably won't do anything to him! If you can't offend him, let the officers and soldiers take action!" I thought for a moment and said.
"F*ck, whoever dares to touch my second concubine, I will have him cut off his children and grandchildren!!" Wang Mumu cursed fiercely and strode down the street.
In this way, Wang Mumu and I posted a missing person notice on the street. In fact, the purpose of posting the missing person notice is to let other gangsters see it and let us know if there is any news. After all, the chicken intestines are in hh city, or
We looked very familiar, so we almost hung out in KTVs, bathhouses, nightclubs, etc.
The two of us had been busy for a day, and we were almost done with the missing person notice. We found a restaurant to have something to eat, then went to the photocopying agency to pick up the car, and then we were going to Donghai Dragon Palace.
It was nearly five o'clock in the evening, and there was a traffic jam on the road. Wang Mumu and I felt uncomfortable with the heat. We rolled down the windows, smoked cigarettes, and drank mineral water. But while we were bored and waiting for the red light, we suddenly remembered,
The neighborhood next to it was the home of Dakang’s father-in-law and mother-in-law, so I instinctively glanced upstairs at the home of Dakang’s father-in-law and mother-in-law.
But just at this glance, I vaguely saw a figure flashing through the window. I was stunned for a moment and asked casually to Wang Mumu: "Is there anyone else living at the little nurse's house?"
"I haven't heard of it!" Wang Mumu said casually.
"Then there seems to be someone at her house!" I said casually.
"Fuck, I'm just asking nonsense, I'm just looking at the house!" Wang Mumu said impatiently.
I didn't say anything after hearing this. I shifted into neutral and was about to step on the accelerator and drive the car forward because the red light had passed. But just as I took a curious look at the neighborhood where the little nurse lived, I saw a broad figure.
The figure from behind flashed past the neighborhood. When I saw this figure, I checked again because I felt that this figure looked very familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was.
"Beep beep beep!!"
Just when I was stunned for a moment, the car behind me honked rapidly. I calmed down, hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, followed a bunch of cars, and drove through the intersection. As soon as I passed the intersection, Hong
Xin's call came in. As soon as I looked at the caller ID, I immediately started chatting with her...