When Wang Yunyao and I arrived at the house, it was already past ten o'clock. The animals were still working in Bruce, and the house was empty with no one around.
While there was no one at home, my brother wanted to have a mandarin duck bath today. I took off my shoes, hugged Yaoyao's waist from behind, and kissed her neck.
"Don't be so upset. Can you think of something else in your mind? You will think about this every day when you get home!!" Yaoyao pushed me, twisted her butt, and walked towards the room.
"Do you know that when I look at you and feel nothing, you will be in danger!!" I was not happy, so I followed her butt and patted it with my hand.
"Who do you think cares about you? The team chasing my mother has all lined up outside the map!" Yaoyao was idle and kept talking to me.
The two of us opened the door, and I couldn't bear it anymore. The pain in my lower abdomen made me fight her on the bed, shouting: "Hey, you goblin, look at the poor monk who accepted you...!"
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"Get out of here...go take a shower first!" Yaoyao pushed me and said.
"I found out that you girls have a lot of troubles. Why do you have to take a shower every time? Is there something wrong with me?" I said a little disappointed.
"Stop the ink stains and go quickly!"
"You come with me!" I said and looked at Yaoyao and walked to the bathroom. To be honest, I just owed it today. I had nothing to do and had to find something to do.
After I got to the bathroom, I started to take off my clothes. After all, it was my first time to take a mandarin duck bath. I was quite excited. I hummed a little tune, not to mention getting high.
As the saying goes, extreme joy brings sorrow, and trouble soon came. When I took off all my clothes, Yaoyao frowned and started rummaging through the clothes I took off, looking extremely serious.
"What are you looking for?" I asked curiously.
"Meng Fei, where are your underwear?" Yaoyao searched for a long time, finally stood up and asked me with a sullen face.
"Uh... lost it..." I was a little at a loss and said with a red face.
"My underwear is lost? Is it miscellaneous? Is it robbed?" Yaoyao was already on the verge of going berserk, like a tigress, she asked with her hands on her hips.
"Can you not talk about this?" I didn't know how to explain it to her.
"Why the hell can you not eat? Tell me, are you going to whore??" I found that women like to think about whoring when they encounter something.
"No... I just lost it... I love it!" I said in a rogue manner.
"It's okay for you to be a prostitute, and you said you'll love me forever, and you're going to do this to me!!" Yaoyao got really angry, kicked me, and walked to the bedroom angrily.
"Daughter-in-law, I really didn't engage in prostitution!!" I had a fucking urge to kill now, but I still walked over and explained.
"Then tell me, where did the underwear go?" Yaoyao stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes and continued to ask.
I was naked and walked back and forth in the house, full of tangles in my heart. It was too fucking embarrassing to say this. Don't say it. I still have to fight with my wife. It's so fucking unlucky. What the fuck is happening?
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"I'll tell you the truth. I didn't bring any fucking paper with me when I went to the toilet. I spent a hundred yuan to wipe it. I was afraid of breaking the law, so I wiped it with a steel hammer because I was afraid of scratching my butt. In the end, I had no choice but to wipe it with my underwear. After wiping it, I
You can't wear it anymore, so just fucking throw it away!!" No matter how thick-skinned I was, I still felt fucking embarrassed at this time.
"Are you making a movie? Don't you know how to make phone calls and ask people to send you some paper? Are you fooling me?" Yaoyao looked like she thought I was an idiot and asked angrily.
"I fucking said my phone was out of battery, do you believe it??" I was a little unsure, after all, it was a bit too coincidental.
"Get out of here, do you think I'm a fool?" Yaoyao angrily bit me on the shoulder and kicked me again.
I'm really fucking speechless. I feel extremely aggrieved at this moment. It would be fine if I really went to whore, but damn, I haven't even touched a woman's hand. I can't accept the loss of being such a dumb person.
"Don't you believe it?" I planned to spend the night with her tonight to figure this out.
"I'm a fool if you believe me. Get up and I'll go home!" Yaoyao was also very angry and wanted to get dressed.
"Okay, don't you have to embarrass me? Damn it, I'm going to risk it. I'll take you to find some fucking pants. You open your big eyes and look at the length of the pants to see if it's feces or sperm!
!" I grabbed him, put on my clothes and walked outside.
She didn't say anything and let me pull her. We got in the car and drove all the way to Bruce again. As soon as I got out of the car, I happened to see Chenchen and Wang Mumu standing at the door chatting.
"Why are you two here?" Chenchen asked in surprise when he saw me. Wang Mumu said to him disdainfully: "Idiot, you can see that they were quarreling, why do you have to ask?"
"Get out of here, stop inking!" I kicked them both away and strode in. Wang Mumu and Wang Mumu were stunned and followed.
When we walked to the first floor, we met Zhang Wei and Lei Zi again. These two gossips also followed us very curiously.
I was ready to risk my life at this time. In order to prove my innocence, anyone who wanted to laugh could laugh. Without any hesitation, I walked to the men's room on the second floor, opened the door and ran towards the toilet where I had squatted before.
Unfortunately, there were people in this pit. I didn't give a damn and kicked open the toilet door. A surprising scene appeared. A gangster was inside, smoking marijuana.
He was smoking leisurely, and he was blowing out smoke rings. He looked very stupid.
"Brother, what are you doing...?" The gangster was obviously stunned and looked at us with some fear.
"It's none of your damn business. Go and smoke it in another pit!" I pulled him out. No matter how dirty the wastebasket was, I reached out and took it out.
People outside were dumbfounded and looked at me as if they were mentally ill. Wang Mumu asked Wang Yunyao in confusion: "Is our house short of paper?"
"Get away!" Yaoyao looked at me without stopping and scolded Wang Mumu.
I searched for a long time, but I couldn't find my underwear. I remember that I was very careful to keep it at the bottom in order not to let others see it. Why was it missing?
"Keep pretending, you are just pretending, are you crazy enough? Have you had enough fun?" Yaoyao looked at me and said with disdain.
"Has anyone been to Mumu's toilet?" I ignored Yaoyao and asked Wang Mumu.
"You're talking nonsense, how can you still have free time in the bathroom? People who smoke, do drugs, poop and fart, don't they all have to do this?" Wang Mumu said unhappily.
"What I mean is, where are my pants??" I couldn't stop talking.
"What the hell are you shouting at me? Where are your pants? How the hell do I know?" Wang Mumu, a different kind of desperado, became more enthusiastic.
"Let's all calm down. Let me ask you, has anyone come to the toilet to clean it?"
"Yes, there was a bunch of drunkards just now who vomited all over the floor. I asked the cleaning staff to clean them up!" Chenchen answered me.