"Let's go find the cleaning lady!!" I shouted at a few people and walked downstairs first. After searching for a long time, we finally found an aunt in her forties in the lounge. After some interrogation, I
, then I realized that the garbage collected was thrown in the alley behind Bruce.
I was going crazy at this time. If things have developed to this point, I will definitely not stop until I figure out a reason. I took Hulala and a group of people and rushed to the alley behind Bruce and found a bunch of
Black garbage bag.
"Find my underwear, and I will be paid this month, one gram of gold per person!" When I looked at the pile of garbage, I felt a little scared and could only mobilize a few animals.
"Oh no, these guys are all earning over 10,000 yuan a month now, don't use your old tricks to fool us, it won't work!!" Wang Mumu said with a curl of his lips as if I was a rich man.
"Yes, one gram of gold is only over four hundred, which is not even enough for me to have a fucking meal!" Chenchen said unhappily.
"I will fucking remember every one of you!!" I looked at them viciously, then took off my coat and threw myself at the garbage pile.
one hour later......
"Oh **** your sister, heaven, earth, that angel sister said this for me!!..." After a lot of effort, I finally rummaged through a bag.
I came out, a pair of sexy underwear with Big Big Wolf on it, but there was still something yellow and stained on the underwear.
"Look...look carefully...this is a magic horse...is this me...did I break my shoes...didn't I just go to the toilet without bringing paper...you are so
Doubt me!!" I shook my pants with one hand, dangling in front of Yaoyao like a madman.
"It's yours, it's yours, you're so excited, you should have done it without breaking the shoes, what's there to show off!" Yaoyao's face looked much better at this time, but she still said a little harshly.
"That's it! You have to give me a clean slate. I'm innocent!!" I said unforgivingly.
"Why pay it back?" Yaoyao rolled her eyes and said.
"After you wash my underwear, I'll buy a damn photo frame and put it in the living room so that you can always remember how loyal I am!!" I said extremely domineeringly.
"Go away... wash it yourself!" Yaoyao pinched her nose and said disgustingly.
At this time, Chenchen came over and seemed to want to pat me on the shoulder, but in the end he saw the dirt on my body and refused to do anything. He could only say to me: "Brother, I always thought that Wang Mumu was at certain times.
You're pretty awesome, but I didn't expect you to be even more awesome. You can only do it by digging through the trash to find underwear!"
"Get the hell out of here, you bad friend!" I scolded him disdainfully and stopped paying attention to him. I said to Yaoyao: "Go home and continue to do what you have to do. I must let out this bad breath tonight.
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I was holding the Gray Wolf combat underwear in my hand, and I walked past Bruce Nei with a rather lonely figure. I ignored other people’s similar gazes and shit on me. Let you go ahead...
This incident soon spread in major nightclubs, and I became famous in one battle. This incident was listed as the number one unjust case in the city by the perpetrators, even more unjust than the *** Dou E.
After struggling until midnight, I returned home, took a quick shower, and shamelessly retaliated against Yaoyao on the bed before falling asleep...
Early the next morning, the sound of the alarm clock woke me up again. I shook my head, resisted the urge to hit someone, and got up reluctantly. There were milk and hamburgers on the bedside table. No need to ask.
Yaoyao must have done it to me, so I was not polite, cleaned up the food, changed into a set of clothes, and walked downstairs.
As soon as I entered the living room, I was shocked to see three men armed to the teeth, looking fiercely at the mirror.
Why are they armed to the teeth? Let me explain the outfits of these three policemen: camouflage uniforms, armed belts, explosion-proof shields, police rubber sticks, and faded yellow steel helmets that I don’t know where they got.
*It looks like he is going to the battlefield in Iraq, not just any ordinary guy.
What surprised me the most was that there were four big characters written on their backs, "Parkson Demolition". I wondered in my heart, are all gangsters so formal nowadays?
"How's it going, you're awesome!" Wang Mumu bared his big yellow teeth, patted the explosion-proof shield proudly, and said to me.
"Where did you do this?" I asked in surprise.
"Nowadays, *** demolition is very formal. To use Dakang's words, that means we are a formal demolition company. We are entrusted by developers to carry out regular demolition!" Chenchen said confidently.
"Of course, if there are those who refuse to move, you must use rubber sticks to gently push them away. Then turn around and bulldoze them halfway. Let's see how you can survive!" Zhang Wei also interjected.
"How many people do our company have?" I continued to ask.
"If you didn't tell me about this, I would have forgotten that Qingzhong and Lei Zi are so awesome. Qingzhong blew his trumpet and directly ordered 300 people. Lei Ziguang found more than 20 Jinbei vans. It is said that this
The commotion was quite big, but with so many people, we definitely can't fight. If we really fight, a few of them will definitely die!!" Chenchen said with emotion.
"When you say that, I want to go see him too, but I still have to drive for Brother Hei. It's so damn annoying!" When I saw that nothing happened to me, I felt a little itchy.
"You're so anxious, Brother Hei will definitely be there on the first day today, and you have to go too!" Zhang Wei thought about it for a moment and said to me.
The few of us were chatting, and my phone rang. When I saw it was Brother Hei's number, I quickly picked it up: "Brother, will I pick you up now?"
"No need, I drank too much last night. You go to my house and take my girl to school. It's so cold to ride a motorcycle every day!" Hei Ge said a little tiredly.
"Brother Hei, who is your girl?" I asked in confusion.
"It's the one you saw at my house yesterday!!"
"That's your girl???" I instantly remembered the girl I met at Brother Hei's house yesterday.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Go quickly and wait for my call this afternoon!" After saying that, Brother Hei hung up the phone.
I was confused for a while, what the fuck, they have a pure father-daughter relationship, and they turned me into a dirty money transaction. It seems that after staying with Wang Mumu for a long time, my thoughts are fucking dirty. I took a look
Time, realizing that time was running out, he immediately trotted out and hurried out.
"Uncle, you must hurry up. This aunt is not easy to mess with. There are too many things!" I muttered quietly as I ran.