"**, it's over, it's past nine! It's over... it's over... Zhang Kaifeng has to kill me this time!!"
A pig-like cry sounded, and I opened my eyes in a daze. I saw Wang Mumu covered in flesh, with a shrimp-sized thing dangling from his crotch. He jumped to the ground with a pop, and quickly put on his clothes.
"What the hell is your name? You're going to die so early in the morning!" I drank too much yesterday, and now I feel like my head is going to explode, and my temper is not as bad as usual.
"What a god, brother! Look at what time it is. Yesterday there was a group fight, and this morning I skipped class. I'm just trying to die!" Wang Mumu said sadly with a sad face.
I slowly and leisurely glanced at the alarm clock, my head buzzed, and I immediately realized that it was not good. Our class teacher has been displeased with me these past few days. Of course, he has never been displeased with me. I haven't been to two classes. I will definitely have to suffer today.
all.
With a whoosh, I sat up very quickly, took a pair of smelly socks from someone I didn't know, and put them on randomly. While getting dressed, I shouted: "Don't fucking sleep, the sky is going to collapse in a while."
The head teacher, I have to drag you out and shoot you for five minutes!"
"Ah, where are my underpants? Wang Mumu, give me back my underpants!" Chenchen yelled with red eyes.
"Do you think I'm willing to wear it? It looks like a fucking dress on me. You're looking for one. I have to leave first. These **** pants are leaking everywhere!" Wang Mumu babbled and ran away in a hurry.
Got out.
"Who the hell used my shampoo? Give it to me!"
"**Your uncle Leilei, you *** put the shampoo into the toothpaste to dry your hair. I wonder why it smells so soft!"
"Don't be so crowded, just wash them one by one, okay?"
The dormitory was in complete chaos. It should be said that it was such a chaos every morning. I looked at these gangsters and was very speechless. The battle had already started, and they still had the time to wash their faces and brush their teeth. I casually picked up the gel water and sprayed my hair a few times.
I wiped my face with a wet towel that had never been dried in more than a year, picked up the black glasses frame beside the bed, put them on my face, and walked quickly to my class, Class 2, Grade 3.
At this point, I want to say that our brothers are in the same class as the class teacher, Zhang Wei, Wang Mumu, and Leilei are in the first grade of high school. Their class teacher is a woman in her forties who has an extremely bad temper.
We discussed her privately and agreed that she must have suffered some kind of trauma when she was young. She was an abnormal pervert. She would always inadvertently stretch out two fingers and pinch your arm hard, and she also took a more artistic style.
What's the name, "The Touch of Love"?
And the name is extremely shocking, "Kaifeng Feng". At first glance, this name may not sound like much, but if you know what my teacher's name is, you will definitely feel that the parents of these two teachers must have a romantic past.
Now let’s talk about Chenchen and I’s teacher. This is our teacher. He is a middle-aged man in his 30s. He is usually polite, wears glasses, and has a gentle manner. But don’t mess with him. Once he gets angry,
, he will take out a pair of dark military boots from under the table, and invite you to play a friendly football match or something. He will kick you so hard on the court that you will lose your temper at all. My teacher’s name is “Cao Deshuang.”
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One Cao Deshuang (so cool) and the other Zhang Kaifeng (open cracks), I don’t know how many students were messed up. We were deeply shocked. As long as they appeared together, the students would give ambiguous looks. Within three days, about the two
The teacher kept talking about it.
With an anxious mood, I came to the door of our class, took a deep breath, and opened the door. I saw the students who were studying hard, chatting when they should, reading e-books, appreciating island country comics, and showing off their faces.
**Great smile.
Mr. Cao Deshuang was lecturing non-stop. I lowered my head and was about to sit down when I heard the calm voice of the head teacher: "Get out and clear the snow on the playground!"
When I heard this voice, I breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the head teacher didn't show off his power. If he smiled and talked to me, he would be dead. As long as you don't play football with your brother, you can do anything.
I hummed a little tune, and after taking only two steps, I saw Chenchen running towards me in a hurry. When she saw me, Chenchen gasped and said worriedly: "Are you playing football?"
"Just kick it and clear the snow!" I said happily.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not serious!" Chenchen also breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
The two of us staggered out of the teaching building and went to the guard room, found two brooms, and worked hard against the biting north wind.
"Why did you come back last night?" I was so drunk yesterday that I can't remember clearly what happened next.
"It seems that Brother Xu sent it back to us!" Chenchen thought about it carefully and said slowly.
"Then who took off Wang Mumu's clothes!" Sweeping the snow was too boring, so we started gossiping about Wang Mumu.
"Let me tell you a secret. Remember the woman who called you Baobao yesterday!"
"Remember, what happened?"
"Everyone must be hard-core when they see her!"
"Get out of here, I'm not hard!"
"You're so fucking hard, I saw it!"
"Silly b, you are a pervert, you have nothing to do to observe this matter!"
"Just tell me whether you are tough or not!"
"Okay! I admit that I'm hard, please tell me what's going on!"
"There is one person who is not tough!"
"Who?"
"Wang Mumu!"
"He's a jerk, isn't he tough?"
"I saw a puff of white smoke coming out of his crotch, and he actually ejaculated, ejaculated!! Is that possible?"
"Haha! You bitch, there's a puff of white smoke coming out of your fucking crotch, you think it's a joke!"
After we finished speaking, we laughed heartlessly.
Bang! Bang!......
Just as we were laughing proudly, several snowballs suddenly flew over and hit our heads hard. Wang Mumu had an angry expression on his face, holding two snowballs in his hand, and yelled: "You two!"
You bastard, you uncle, even if you say bad things about me, you still say it in front of my face, I will fight with you!"
"Wait, why are you out too?" I asked curiously.
"It's because I'm a JB, just because I didn't go to class in the morning!" Wang Mumu looked like a dead child.
"Then why did you come out by yourself? Where are Zhang Wei and Leilei?" I continued to ask, having secretly pinched a snowball in my hand.
"That stupid teacher said he couldn't stand my appearance!" Wang Mumu said with an angry look.
"Don't say she can't bear it, I can't bear it either. If I don't take a picture of you today, I'll be sorry for your face that violates traffic rules!" After I finished speaking, I threw the snowball with a whoosh, hitting his face accurately.
superior.
"Hit him!" Chenchen had been preparing for a long time, holding a snowball at Wang Mumu and slapping him hard.
The three of us were chasing each other on the playground and had a snowball fight.
I threw another snowball, but Wang Mumu, who had been tortured, finally learned to dodge and jumped back. The snowball drew an arc and was thrown on the head of a passerby.
"What bastard, you threw it!" A clear girl's voice sounded.
When I saw the girl's face, I was stunned. She was so emotional that I unconsciously said, "I'm going to fucking fall in love!"