I don’t know that awesome person once said something like this, saying that if a person wants to get out of the shadow of a broken relationship, he should immediately enter the other side of the relationship. Now I feel that this sentence is so fucking philosophical.
I haven't entered into the next relationship yet, but I am fascinated by this beautiful girl in front of me. What Feifei, Huangmao, all go to clean the toilet. I wish you lovers have an unexpected pregnancy and give birth to a baby named Sister Feng.
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I was obsessed with looking at the girl not far away over and over again. I have a quirk, that is, my girlfriend must be tall and slim, and this girl obviously meets my goals.
She is about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a light yellow long down jacket, a pair of slim jeans, and boots that go over the knees. Her shawl-length hair is dyed a light burgundy color, and she has a pretty white face.
He was looking at me with an angry face.
"Are you short-sighted? What are you looking at so lustfully? You hit me, why don't you apologize?" This girl came over and cursed me.
My thick skin has long been invincible in the world, and I said without blushing and panting: "You said there are so many people, why did they hit you? Isn't it fate!"
"Uncle Fate, do you see anyone on the playground? You're stupid, just sweep your snow away!" The girl was a bit tough, she cursed, turned around and walked towards the teaching building.
“Damn, it’s so flavorful and exciting! I like it! I really like this kind of girl’s character, unpretentious, straightforward and cheerful.
"Who is this silly bitch? Why haven't I seen her before?" Wang Mumu asked Chenchen gossiping.
"How the hell do I know where she came from? Look at Xiaofei's silly bum, she's almost getting into her ass!" Chenchen said with a smile.
"No fucking sweeps, call Leilei and Zhang Wei, let's hold an emergency meeting in the conference center, just to help brother take down this bitch!" I was filled with enthusiasm, threw down the broom, and prepared to strike.
"You're awesome, I'm not as quick as you. I'm afraid that I'll be pinched to death, so I'd better finish sweeping and then discuss some bullshit meeting with you!" Wang Mumu didn't be fooled by me, carried the broom and continued to work hard.
"Then you can sweep away my share for me, okay?" I said shamelessly.
"No!" Wang Mumu shook his head firmly and said.
"**, can I give you a box of Yellow Crane Tower and a bottle of iced black tea? Don't refuse, you are worth the price!" I made the conditions.
"Go away, prices are skyrocketing now, and my brother has to go up as well. You have to take care of my lunch no matter what!" Wang Mumu started to bargain.
"Okay! It's a deal! Chenchen and I are going to smoke. When get out of class is over, come find us in the dormitory!" I agreed readily.
"Hey, this stupid fool will stay at this price for the rest of his life!" Chenchen said very melancholy.
The two of us went to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, chatted for a while, looked at the time, and felt that it was almost done, and started walking towards the dormitory. When we passed the teaching building, we saw the girl again, standing beside our extremely tough dean.
People around me kept saying something.
My mood was surging again, and I strode to the dormitory with Chenchen, and threw myself on the bed. Suddenly I felt a stench coming from me. I covered my nose, and finally found a pair of smelly socks on Wang Mu's wooden bed.
I dare to wear other people's socks, but I definitely don't dare to wear Wang Mumu's socks. Why? Because his socks rub my feet. Have you ever seen socks that rub my feet?? I have seen it, and I still wear it.
However, I ended up with a blood blister on my foot. This kind of tragedy often happens in our dormitory. Wearing socks can rub your feet. I have only seen Wang Mumu in my life, so he must have at least one on his socks. ***2
A pound of mud.
We all once did a chemistry experiment, which was to soak Wang Mumu's socks in a basin for a day, then pour the water on half of the apples, and put them downstairs in the dormitory. The next morning, you found dozens of mice.
, died tragically at the door of the dormitory. Later, this super poisonous rat strongman, which was no less than a biological and chemical weapon, also triggered a frantic buying spree by classmates in the same dormitory.
There is a rumor circulating in our school that if Wang Mumu's socks are used on the battlefield, then the massacre in Nanjing will happen again in Tokyo, and the country will be destroyed.
I quickly put the socks back in place, then returned to my bed like a wind, and took a few deep breaths.
"What's the matter? I heard that our Brother Xiaofei is falling in love!" Leilei's teasing laughter sounded outside the door. Three people quickly opened the door and came in. Leilei and Zhang Wei showed gossipy expressions.
"Fuck, don't let your mother stare at me with that expression on her face. Help me quickly think of a way. I have to take down this bitch!" I glanced at a few people and said resolutely.
"Fuck, according to Brother Zongheng..." Wang Mumu began to ramble again.
Before he could finish speaking, a few of us pushed him down on the bed and beat him violently. Finally, because he was talking, we threatened to put socks in his mouth. Only then did he stop resisting and sit on the bed innocently.
"Okay, except Wang Mumu who can't speak, everyone else spoke enthusiastically. Once the opinions are adopted, I will guarantee him a week's worth of cigarettes!" I said very generously.
"Then let me say a few words. I think that if you want to chase a girl, you must know what she likes, so that you can prescribe the right medicine!!" Zhang Wei used his little love experience to smoke for a week.
I searched thoroughly and came up with a very useful suggestion.
"Bingo! This suggestion is reliable! Is there any more?" I cast a hopeful look at Zhang Wei and said encouragingly.
I saw that Zhang Wei was exhausted for a while, but he didn’t want to run out of cigarettes. After a long time of effort, he said again: "We can also use strange tricks to win. For example, I will pretend to be a gangster and tease her, and then you will be a hero to save the beauty at the critical moment."
, of course, if you beat me, you have to pay more!"
"Hurry up and get JB. With your small body, if you don't get beaten by that bitch, your ancestors' graves will be smoking. Brother, I advise you, don't risk your life for that cigarette. You won't do it."
Do something!" Wang Mumu spoke very quickly, and after finishing speaking, he looked like he was willing to accept any punishment.
After another heavy beating, Wang Mumu was basically numb, and his movements were very professional. He directly put his head in his hands, squatted on the ground, and enjoyed our rain-like fists.
"Brother, can you think of a way?" I was almost anxious to death. Although I had studied beauties for several years, it was only theoretical after all. The only time I had practiced it was when I was dumped by someone else, so I could only ask for this.
Help the animals.
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