"When your Grandpa Wuchang is talking, you have the right to interrupt! If you can't figure out the situation when death is imminent, you deserve to die!!"
Bai Wuchang said and winked at Hei Wuchang. Hei Wuchang didn't understand the meaning of that affectionate look, and he still stood there stupidly.
Bai Wuchang became anxious, swung the mourning stick in his hand, and hit Hei Wuchang: "Why don't you shut up his mouth quickly?! How comfortable is it to be scolded?! How could I find such a heartless partner like you!"
Hei Wuchang is short and fat. He has been sworn friends with Bai Wuchang since he was a child, but he has not benefited from it. Being bullied by Bai Wuchang is a common occurrence. The most annoying thing is that his own death is also because of Bai Wuchang. Thinking of this, Hei Wuchang waits angrily.
He glanced at Bai Wuchang.
"Xie Bi'an, I think we can forget it. These two people are either dead souls, or they are captured and confiscated. Don't we have to go find the one who ran away? Besides, you don't know why you are here? Hmph.
, but if the King of Hell really pursues you and finds out all your bad things, I’ll see what you will do!”
When Hei Wuchang spoke, he deliberately lowered his voice very low, but unfortunately, Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing could hear him.
"What are you talking about!!! I'm telling you, don't frame me and say I have a problem. Do you have video or recording evidence? Is there a witness?!"
Bai Wuchang said angrily: "Xianxin, what I did is nothing. We have caused such a big trouble. Once the King of Hell is free, won't he find out soon? We have to find something for him to do."
, by the way, it will also increase our performance! Otherwise, just wait to die!!"
"Death?..." Hei Wuchang blinked: "We have already died once, how can we die again?"
As soon as Hei Wuchang said this, the others immediately hid in the toilet and cried faintly. How can they be considered bad with such an IQ? No wonder they have always been bullied.
However, Wu Dazhi's mind was very quick, and he heard some clues from the black and white conversation. It turned out that these two guys got into trouble, and probably lost the soul of some important person, and they were looking for it everywhere.
Wu Dazhi thought, maybe this is a good opportunity to negotiate a deal with Black and White Wuchang.
"I'm talking about you two uncles of Impermanence. From your tone, it sounds like you have encountered some kind of trouble. How about you two talk about it? Maybe the two of us can still help you..."
After saying that, Wu Dazhi looked at Black and White Wuchang expectantly, while Zhou Zijing's eyes were even more exaggerated, as he was looking at a beautiful woman.
Snot and saliva flowed out together. He had no image at all. You can't blame him for having no image. When facing life and death, what is image? It never existed!
"How can you help?"
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing were full of expectations, but in exchange for a gorgeous eye roll from Hei Wuchang, "We are gods, we can't handle things, you two mortals want to handle it? Are you dreaming?!"
As he spoke, he looked at Bai Wuchang, as if seeking a look of affirmation, but unfortunately he was ignored by Bai Wuchang again.
Bai Wuchang put the mourning stick on his shoulder, stuck out his long tongue, and began to wander in front of Wu Dazhi and others. To be honest, he also thought about cooperating with the people in front of him. After all, no one can guarantee that the soul will not escape to the world.
go.
If they really escape to the human world, they will be unable to reach out, so help is necessary.
However, Bai Wuchang turned around and glanced sideways at Wu Dazhi. Can these two people really be reliable? He just tested the two people, and they are basically useless. Even if he finds the soul, he will probably die.
But after thinking about it, Bai Wuchang was happy again. If Wu Dazhi and the others really died because of retrieving the soul, he would not only complete the task of retrieving the soul, but also get two more heads, which is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone.
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Thinking of this, Bai Wuchang burst into laughter. It was definitely laughter.
Just when Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing were looking forward to it, Bai Wuchang laughed. This sudden fright made Wu Dazhi shiver, and then he quickly got goosebumps all over his body.
This laughter is really fucking unpleasant.
"Ben Wuchang thought about it and thought you were right! Just when we needed help, you appeared. Isn't this God's will?"
Bai Wuchang raised his eyebrows, and the long tongue stretched out, dancing in the air like a red ribbon, looked particularly eye-catching.
"Brother Qi, what you said is absolutely right!" Hei Wuchang held up the dog's leg next to him.
"But..." Bai Wuchang deliberately prolonged his voice and said slowly: "You'd better think about how to go back now..."
Three seconds later.
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing finally realized that these two bullshit gods just wanted to treat them as
I work hard but don't want to give them actual help.
"I said Mr. Impermanence, you are a god, why don't you just go back when you say you will help us go back? If you help us go back earlier, can't we also help you complete the task earlier?"
Wu Dazhi said very cruelly that people have to bow their heads when they are under the eaves. He still understands this truth.
"I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you that the Bardo Realm is governed by three things. Gods can't control it, the King of Hell can't control it, and the human emperor can't control it..."
Then Bai Wuchang turned to the two of them with a smile and said: "Oh, if you have the ability, go back. If you don't have the ability, just resign yourself to your fate. Maybe after a few years, you will meet someone with magic power who will let you go back."
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Although Wu Dazhi had already restrained his emotions, when he heard what Bai Wuchang said, the fire in his heart suddenly started. Is this still alive?
This is not a fairy. They are clearly unscrupulous employers. They have no wages, no food included, and they have to work for them. Who knows if their bodies will stink when they meet a master?
Wu Dazhi clenched his hands tightly into fists and suppressed the anger in his heart, but Zhou Zijing beside him had had enough of this birdiness.
The original fear of seeing black and white was immediately replaced by anger, and he blurted out: "Fuck!!..."
Before the next words came out, Wu Dazhi immediately covered Zhou Zijing's mouth. This guy is definitely the one who caused trouble with his mouth. If he really scolded Black and White, it would be happy on his lips, but he would have to bear it physically.
How much pleasure it is, I can't say for sure.
Originally, Black and White Wuchang had already wandered away into the distance, but after hearing Zhou Zijing's words, he immediately stopped.
"What did he just say?" Bai Wuchang glanced at Wu Dazhi.
Before Wu Dazhi could speak, Hei Wuchang answered first: "Brother Qi, what he said seems to be..."
"It's about getting rich! It's about getting rich!" Wu Dazhi immediately caught Hei Wuchang's words: "He really admires Mr. Wuchang so much that he thinks about you all the time, but he can't call you by your first name, right, so..."
"Get rich at first sight" is written on Bai Wuchang's head. Wu Dazhi should just climb up the pole. If he takes a picture of this flattery, he doesn't know what the effect will be.
Bai Wuchang glared at Wu Dazhi and said fiercely: "Don't mention getting rich to me. Whoever mentions it will worry me!"
Wu Dazhi slapped his forehead and remembered the origin of Bai Wuchang's sudden fortune.
"Forget it... you two will spend your vacation here first, and I will go look for it somewhere else. If I really can't find that soul, our deal will be officially established!!"
After saying that, Black and White Wuchang floated away into the distance chatting and laughing. Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing were stunned on the spot. Why is there still a possibility that this deal will not be established? Then they are not...
The two of them trembled and did not dare to think further.