The matter between Black and White Wuchang and Wu Dazhi was temporarily resolved satisfactorily. Long Zhi, who had been watching the excitement before, stretched out in disappointment, put away his small bench, and turned to leave.
Seeing that Long Zhi was leaving, Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing, who were not familiar with the place, were almost frightened. If the old man really left, wouldn't they be blinded again?
So the two of them hurriedly shouted: "Long Zhi..." Damn, such a powerful name sounds like such a wretched old man.
"Don't leave. What, you want to leave after watching a free movie?" Zhou Zijing couldn't control that much, so he went up and blocked Long Zhi's way.
However, Long Zhi did not stop, and he said lazily as he walked: "Oh, those two old ghosts didn't do anything to you, and you are not interested in watching the fun. Anyway, now you are going to give me some
Special performance?”
Yes, Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing were just angry at Black and White Wuchang, and now they are suddenly ignited. Who do you think they are? They are not just watching the excitement, but they also despise the excitement and it is not enough.
Do you have to beat people’s heads into dog heads to be fun??
"Stop!" Wu Dazhi took a big step and rushed forward.
However, Long Zhi's temper seemed to be worse than Wu Dazhi's. He turned his head and shouted to the two of them: "Are you annoyed? I'm not related to you, why should I help you? With this
Can I go out and find some other fun during the time?"
Zhou Zijing has been suppressing his anger. Fortunately, Wu Dazhi is more rational and knows that the only person they can rely on now is the old man in front of them, so he keeps winking at Zhou Zijing. Zhou Zijing is not stupid either. He knows that he can't force himself to use force.
The joints made a cracking sound when pinched.
After doing a good job of psychological construction, Wu Dazhi put on the face of a dog slave and said with a smile: "No, no, no, no, old man, don't dislike us. Why do we look at you so kindly? Look at this fat man...
…”
Wu Dazhi stopped mid-sentence. Yes, why did the old man on the telephone pole look so familiar to him? Damn, he suddenly patted his head and finally knew why. Wasn't it the old man in front of him who insisted on talking about him back then?
Is it the monk of the Ming Dynasty? And that little stone was also given to me by him!!
"We are really destined!!" Wu Dazhi muttered, he was no longer convinced.
"Remember?" Long Zhi smiled at Wu Dazhi.
"I remember! Damn it, I'm in your hands for the rest of my life!" Wu Dazhi said angrily, but there was still a smile on his face.
Long Zhi looked at Zhou Zijing, then at Wu Dazhi, and said with a half-smile: "Okay, don't pretend to be wronged, I can help you, but there is no free lunch in this world, you want me to give you information
, shouldn’t you do something for me too?”
Wu Dazhi was stunned. Damn it, this world is indeed too dark.
Everyone would like to see others transform from village chiefs to three fat men, then be given a stick on the head, thrown into the pond, and finally picked out and bled one by one.
However, do they have any other choice now besides being bloodletted? No, Wu Dazhi felt relieved, just let them bleed. As the saying goes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years. Wait until the young men figure out where this place is.
After that, I will definitely treat this old man to a meal of pork stewed vermicelli.
When the time comes, we will settle the old and new accounts together, and we will never stop until Long Zhi is beaten into a baguette!
"Uncle Long, you see, I came here naked and didn't bring anything good. Otherwise, we owe you first and we can pay you back next time?"
Zhou Zijing said with a smile. Long Zhi glared at Wu Dazhi, not to mention how contemptuous he was.
"Credit? Sorry, I don't accept credit!" After saying that, Long Zhi raised his legs and continued walking forward.
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing became anxious and continued to chase Long Zhi, "You said, what do you need? We risked our lives to help you do it!!"
Long Zhi chuckled, not in a hurry: "Actually, it's useless for you to give me things. I don't have to worry about food and drink here, and I don't need to buy things with money like those ghosts in the underworld. My home is not far from here.
There is a bamboo forest behind. It’s the season now and it’s time to cut it down. Look..."
After saying that, Long Zhi blinked his greedy eyes like mung beans and kept scanning the two people.
It's so wretched, Wu Dazhi sighed in his heart. This wretched little look is definitely as good as Clinton's look at Lewinsky.
He glanced at Zhou Zijing, as if asking for his opinion, and Zhou Zijing glanced at Wu Dazhi indifferently. If it was just cutting down a bamboo forest, it would not be a difficult task. No matter how you look at it, they would not suffer.
"Okay, isn't it just cutting down the bamboo forest? We agreed to this, but you have to keep your word. As long as we complete the task, no matter what we ask, you have to answer honestly!!"
Wu Dazhi made up his mind and said seriously: "If you dare to lie to us!!!"
Long Zhi waved his hands, with a look on his face that said, "Don't look down on people. Tell me, what do you two have to do that I have to lie to? Those guys who don't know whether they are alive or dead will be like me at most in the future, but I am
Like quiet and don’t need pets!!!”
Pet?! Wu Dazhi repeated in his heart, endure it, he would endure anything for a better tomorrow.
"Okay, let's go!"
Long Zhi seemed to suddenly get tired of bickering with Wu Dazhi and the others. He stretched out, took out a wine gourd from somewhere, and drank happily as he walked.
Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing were so angry. They didn't even drink a sip of water, but this old lamp actually drank wine. Didn't he mean to make himself angry?
Long Zhi seemed to understand Wu Dazhi's resentful eyes, and generously handed over the wine bottle: "Would you like a drink?"
Wu Dazhi was stunned. Didn't he say that ghosts are not entities and cannot eat or drink at all?
"Don't drink?" Seeing that Wu Dazhi didn't respond, Long Zhi shook his head, looking like a child who couldn't be taught, "You guys are restricted by those rules and regulations. Ghosts can't eat or drink, but you're not a ghost yet, okay?
"
Not ghosts? Wu Dazhi was stupid. Now that they were neither humans nor ghosts, wouldn't they become something neither human nor ghost? It would be better to become ghosts directly, which would be more enjoyable.
"Drink!" Long Zhi was very keen on persuading people to drink. He looked into the distance with a bit of confusion, as if talking to himself or saying with emotion:
"After forty-nine days, you leave the Bardo Realm and want to take a sip of human wine. You don't know how long it will take..."
After that, he opened the wine gourd and poured another mouthful of wine into his mouth.
Although Wu Dazhi and Zhou Zijing didn't quite understand Long Zhi's words, they thought it would be quite sad if they really became ghosts, and they suddenly felt depressed. Without saying a word, they grabbed the money from Long Zhi.
Come to the wine gourd and start drinking.
"Old man, don't tell me that your wine is quite delicious!" Zhou Zijing couldn't drink enough, so he raised his head and took a few more sips, with no intention of returning the wine gourd.
Long Zhi was not in a hurry, he just looked at the two people happily, his appearance was not as vulgar as before, and Wu Dazhi suddenly felt a good impression in his heart.
But this good feeling lasted for five minutes and then disappeared. When the bamboo forest at Long Zhi's house appeared in front of the two of them, Wu Dazhi suddenly had the urge to kill someone.