Lou Yang also picked up a broken iron plate for me to use as a gong. He found a rope and tied it through the hole in the broken iron plate. He also found a wooden stick with a hammer on one end for me to strike. He was going to practice swordsmanship and perform arts.
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No matter in my past life or this life, I never thought that one day I would be a performer on the street, and I would still be dressed up in such an uninspiring outfit. Looking at the broken iron plates and wooden sticks, I wanted to cry!
In order to survive, I risked my life. No one knew me anyway, so I steeled myself, knocked on the broken iron plate that made people want to hide their ears and run away, and tried my best to shout: "Everyone who is passing by, please pass by,
Don’t miss it, come and watch the handsome man perform swordsmanship, you will regret it for the rest of your life if you don’t watch it…”
After Lou Yang heard my feeble shouting, he saw the corners of his mouth twitching a few times and covering his forehead with his hands. I ignored him and continued shouting. He listened to my shouts and squatted down while I was busy aside.
Remind him, "Brother, someone is here, get ready to start practicing." Within a moment, many people were attracted by the scary sound of our broken iron plates. I guess they had never seen or heard of such an "alternative" performer.
of.
Lou Yang immediately started practicing with great energy. I have seen his kung fu before, and performing tricks like this is too awkward for him. It is said that it would be a piece of cake for him to do such a thing.
But having said that, it depends on when. Lou Yang has not eaten enough for more than a month. He has only drank one bowl of gruel in the past three days. Look at his heavy black sword. This
After walking down, he was so tired that he was breathing heavily while holding on to his sword. It was not easy for him not to faint.
"If you are rich, please help me, and if you don't have money... borrow money and you can help me too!" As soon as I saw him stop, I pretended to be very pitiful and said to the people around me, while holding up the broken iron plate like a statue.
Asking for money from onlookers as shown on TV in my previous life.
I didn't expect these people to be so unkind. It was just a waste of money. As soon as they heard that they wanted money, they all left. Only an old lady was left. She walked towards me tremblingly with a cane and put two coins on the broken iron plate.
Copper Coin, "Brother, go away and shout. My newborn grandson will be so noisy that he can't sleep."
I:"……"
Looking at the two copper coins in the broken iron plate, I sighed, this performing arts is also a technical job! It is not easy to make money!
Lou Yang and I sighed at each other, and just as we were watching the old lady leave, our vision went dark, and five little beggars appeared, with unkempt hair, ragged clothes, and only the white eyes on their dirty little faces staring at them unkindly.
Between the two of us, I waved my hands to them, "Little brother, it's already difficult enough for you, you don't have to do it anymore."
The leader looked a little older, about eleven or twelve years old. He held a dog-beating stick in his hand, put his hands on his hips, glared, and coldly snorted: "Brother, this is our territory!"
"..."
What does it mean to be bullied by a dog when a tiger falls in peace? What does a fallen phoenix mean to be inferior to a chicken? This is what we are like now.
After earning two copper coins in the morning, Lou Yang and I stayed away from the little beggar's territory and sat on the street, watching the passers-by and worrying.
I took the two copper coins and comforted the frustrated Lou Yang, "Dinged pork is also meat! Don't mistake the copper coins for money. You can buy a steamed bun after all!"
It was Gongsun Luo who we met at this time. If it weren't for him, I would have thought about it. I would have risked my life and forced Lou Yang to "borrow" money from a wealthy family. What kind of morality! All moral integrity is like a potato, so get out.
Qiuzi! Only if your life is the right thing, can you have the opportunity to brag sanctimoniously and discuss issues of morality and integrity with others!
When Gongsun Luo appeared, we really didn't see that he was a rich man. He was a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, with a gray face and dirt on his face. His face was covered by dirt. We couldn't see clearly what he looked like. We could only see a pair of black and white big shoes.
His eyes flashed nimbly and seemed to be full of energy.
The green clothes were covered with dust and dirt, and there were holes in several places. He was carrying a tattered baggage, as if he had just emerged from a cellar.
He probably wanted to buy a sword for self-defense! He jumped up to us.
"Selling knives?" Gongsun Luo asked crisply, pointing to the black sword in front of Lou Yang.
Lou Yang: "This is a sword."
Gongsun Luo: "Are you selling swords?"
Lou Yang was probably too hungry to have any energy. Maybe his self-esteem was hit because he didn't make any money. He was not in the mood to pay attention to him. He nudged the broken iron plate in front of me with his chin, which meant that we were entertainers, but Gongsun Luo obviously didn't understand it that way.
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"Selling broken iron plates?" Gongsun Luoqi asked.
Lou Yang: "..."
Gongsun Luo: "If I don't buy broken iron plates, why don't I sell swords? I'll buy them!"
Lou Yang: "This is a knife."
Gongsun Luo: "Are you selling knives?"
Lou Yang: "This is a sword."
Gongsun Luo: "One moment you say it's a knife, the next moment you say it's a sword, you're a liar!"
Lou Yang: "..."
I listened to the conversation between the two, which was a bit messy. I stared blankly, my head turning back and forth as the two asked and answered, and finally I heard the sound of Lou Yang grinding his teeth.
When I was feeling confused and dizzy, I saw a touch of earthy green being thrown away with a "whoosh".
Looking at Gongsun Luo on the ground in the distance, it took me a long time to recover from my daze. I turned to look at Lou Yang, who had his eyebrows raised and his back teeth clenched, and said, "Do you still have the strength? Save your money.
Show off for a while!"
Lou Yang sat down angrily when Gongsun Luo came over swaying, rubbing his butt that was hurt by the fall. When Lou Yang saw it, he immediately raised his eyebrows. I looked at the patrolman not far away and was busy doing something.
Stop him, "Calm down, if you break him and ask for compensation, I can only... I can only compensate you to him."
It's not that you ignore him, Gongsun Luo ignores you. He squatted down in front of us again. Before he could speak, Lou Yang said angrily: "This is a sword, not a sword. If you don't sell the sword, you won't sell it."
We won’t sell knives or broken iron plates, so get out!”
Gongsun Luo: "Are you selling yourself?"
Before I could see clearly, I saw that "earth green" fly out again.
I was stunned and stared at the "earth green" motionless man, grinning and wanting to cry, "Lou Yang, you, you threw him to death, now it's better, we need someone to 'deliver food' to him." I looked at it.
He trembled at the sound of the patrolman walking towards us not far away.
"You go first, I'll stop the patrolman." Lou Yang whispered.
Before the two of us were allowed to leave, we saw the "earth green" Gulu on the ground stood up, patted the dirt on his body a few times, jumped in front of us, and said crisply: "Aren't you selling yourself...?"
Lou Yanggang was about to take action again, "...you are quite strong, do you know kung fu? I'll pay for it! How about being my bodyguard!" Gongsun Luo said crisply.
Lou Yang and I looked at each other and when we saw the patrolman approaching, we hurriedly grabbed Gongsun Luo and pretended to be "three good brothers" and turned around to leave.
Gongsun Luo wants Lou Yang to escort him to the capital of Nanqi. This idea sounds good. We are still on the way, but he is such a coward. No matter how you look at it, he is far from the nobility of a rich man.
Thousands of miles!
Perhaps seeing our doubts, Gongsun Luo took us to a secluded place, sat down on the ground, took off his shoes and dug around for a long time, took out a banknote, flashed it in front of our eyes, "One thousand taels, I
You are a rich man. Seeing that you are as hungry as thin dogs, I will treat you to a meal!"
Lou Yang and I couldn't think of anything else, our eyes immediately lit up. It's really hard to tell what a person looks like!
Gongsun Luo and the three of us arrived at the restaurant. He ordered a large table of food. Lou Yang and I ate it up. I don’t know how much food we ate. I only remember that every time the waiter brought something to eat, he was so shocked that he couldn’t close his eyes.
Mouth.
Not only the waiter, but also Gongsun Luo's mouth. Seeing that we were both too full to move, he closed his mouth and asked, "Have you ever eaten in your life?"
"Used it!" Lou Yang and I replied confidently.
Gongsun Luo said that he wanted to visit the capital of Nanqi Emperor. I half believed him. I have never seen anyone traveling at his own expense in this era. He said that he got himself into such a mess just for safety. I half believed him.
However, when I saw a handsome young man appear in front of me after he had washed himself and put on new blue clothes the next day, all my doubts were gone.
Lou Yang saw that I was really having a hard time and suggested to Gongsun Luo, "There is no problem in protecting your safety, but my brother is weak and needs to take a car."
Gongsun Luo curled his lips and shouted with disdain: "Liar, she is obviously a woman, why did you lie to me that she was a man? Do you have evil intentions? I will not let you succeed."
Lou Yang and I looked at each other, and I coughed twice and said hurriedly: "Brother Luoluo, actually, I escaped from my marriage. I had to do this for convenience."
Gongsun Luo looked like he suddenly realized, "Oh! Were you kidnapped by him?" He said and pointed at Lou Yang, "I tell you, you must have been deceived by him. Look, he deceived you."
, didn’t give you food, and made you so thin and look so bad from hunger, you should stop following him, come and play with me!”
My face hadn't darkened yet, but Lou Yang's face had already darkened. Looking at his posture, I was afraid that he would hit Gongsun Luo again. We stopped for a while and tugged at his sleeves, and he snorted coldly.
, glared at Gongsun Luo.
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Lou Yang was in charge of driving the carriage, and Gongsun Luo and I were sitting in the carriage. We finally didn’t have to walk anymore. Perhaps because I was relaxed, I felt very tired and fell asleep in the carriage from time to time.
Gongsun Luo is really a talkative person. He kept talking all the way and kept arguing with Lou Yang. When it comes to kung fu, few people can compare to Shang Lou Yang. The kung fu of his talk is really not as good as this young man.
, always arguing, he was choked by Gongsun Luo and was speechless, so he simply started to fight.
When Gongsun Luo was beaten once, he would be honest for a while, and soon returned to his bad-mouthed habit, making him shut up except when sleeping.
Along the way, I could cooperate with them and try to persuade them, but then I became really tired, so I didn’t care about the quarrel between him and Lou Yang, and just slept with me.
I was woken up again by the noise of Gongsun Luo and Lou Yang.
"...I tell you, looking at her face and energy, she must be happy."
"...You bastard, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll throw you out of the car."
"...You are really irresponsible. Having a baby is a good thing, so why don't you want to take responsibility? Oh? I understand, you are not the father of the child, and you don't deserve it at first glance."
"..."
"...Ah! The liar...is doing it again, it's not the behavior of a gentleman..."