"Weiwei, actually I didn't see anything just now. I was blinded at that moment! Because I was hit by a flash bomb, which instantly blinded my 24k pure gold and diamond dog eyes." Xiao Ran said outside the door.
Various reasons comforted Zhou Wei.
"Go to hell! You are so stupid, you don't know how to make up a reasonable reason! You were also hit by a flash bomb. I think you are a fool!" Zhou Wei yelled angrily.
Xiao Ran rubbed his head and thought hard again. He felt that this was more difficult than thinking about CF tactics. A reasonable reason? Is there any reasonable reason to explain what just happened? Could it be that it was just an illusion?
"Actually, I was thinking about something just now and didn't see it clearly at all. Can you tell me what happened just now? When I came back to my senses, I only saw a bath towel on the ground." Xiao Ran thinks this reason should be reasonable enough!
"Fart! You obviously saw it and your eyes kept rolling! I don't care, you must find a reason that I can accept, otherwise I will never forgive you!" Zhou Wei yelled like a baby.
Xiao Ran suddenly broke into a cold sweat. I wiped it off. This reason is still unacceptable, so what should I do?
Xiao Ran leaned against the door and racked his brains to think of the reasons. From alien laser interference to ghosts covering his eyes, he tried all kinds of bizarre reasons. In the end, he still felt that it was not reasonable. He had to cry and face
Zhou Wei said: "Okay, I admit that I saw it. No need to find reasons, I did see it!"
"Asshole!! Can't you find a reason to lie to me? If you have to tell the truth, how will I face you in the future!" Zhou Wei cursed angrily, Xiao Ran shrugged helplessly and said: "Sister Wei, I found it.
Can the reason deceive you? Who told you not to pretend to be stupid!?"
"Okay, I accept your first reason. Who threw the flash bomb? You have to find that person for me. I want to thank him!" Zhou Wei said seriously. Xiao Ran suddenly had a black line on his face, and he said
How does mom know who threw the flash bomb? It’s just an excuse. Where can I find someone? He thought for a moment, then said with a lewd smile: "Fat man, I’m sorry, who told you to copy me?"
At home, I have no choice but to hand you over!"
The fat man was sitting on the sofa at Jiang Yuhan's home, eating fruit and watching TV. Suddenly he sneezed. He rubbed his nose and muttered: "Who the hell is cursing me!"
Zhou Wei got dressed in the room and opened the door gently. Xiao Ran was leaning against the door. As soon as the door opened, he couldn't control himself and fell back, almost falling directly into Zhou Wei's arms.
, Zhou Wei snorted coldly, thinking that this guy was deliberately trying to take advantage of her, so he flew up and kicked Xiao Ran on the back mercilessly. Xiao Ran flew out and fell to pieces.
"Ouch! Weiwei, do you need to retaliate against me like this? You are treating me like a terrorist!" Xiao Ran groaned as he lay on the ground. Zhou Wei came over and stepped on Xiao Ran's butt, saying angrily.
: "You don't have any good intentions! I'm warning you, even if there is a mouse next time, you will kill it directly. Don't shout out. Especially when I just came out of the shower, you can't kill the mouse.
I will beat you to death!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Whatever you say is what you say! I won't shout even if there is an atomic bomb next time!" Xiao Ran said in aggrieved tone. Zhou Wei moved her feet away, snorted, and walked to the sofa very proudly and sat down.
Then he shouted to Xiao Ran: "Little Xiaozi, come here and give Ai Jia a pat on the back!"
"Cha!" Xiao Ran hurriedly got up and ran behind the sofa, then gently beat Zhou Wei's back with both hands. However, every time he accidentally touched a certain strap, he would think of the extremely powerful scene just now. Although
Even through the clothes, Xiao Ran could feel Zhou Wei's delicate skin.
Zhou Wei closed her eyes very comfortably. Xiao Ran felt his hands were a little tired after beating them for a while, and couldn't help but said: "Is that enough? My hands are sore!" Zhou Wei opened his eyes and said: "Go, pour some for Aijia
Here’s a glass of water.”
"Hey!" Xiao Ran ran to the water dispenser, muttering as he ran: "Why do I feel like I have become a servant?"
After Zhou Wei drank the water, she said to Xiao Ran: "Go and wash the clothes in the bathroom." Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Okay!" As soon as he walked to the bathroom door, he heard Zhou Wei whisper quietly.
Here’s a word: “Remember, wash by hand!”
Xiao Ran suddenly collapsed. The reason why he agreed so readily just now was because he just wanted to wash the clothes. He just threw the clothes inside, poured some washing powder in, and it was done. Today's washing machines are all fully automatic.
Who knew that Zhou Wei was such a ruthless girl, she actually asked him to wash it by hand. He knows how to wash it, but he has never tried hand washing. Have you ever seen a person who even mixed underwear and socks and threw them into the washing machine? Can you wash it by hand?
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Xiao Ran grabbed the clothes and denim shorts from the washing machine and threw them into a basin as if to vent his anger. Then he picked up the basin and took a basin of water under the faucet. Zhou Wei's underwear and the like would definitely not be allowed to be washed by him, so they all
Hidden.
Xiao Ran had never washed clothes with his own hands, and he didn't know how much washing powder should be poured in. He shook his hand and poured half a bag into it. When he saw the mountains of washing powder piled on the clothes, Xiao Ran felt short-circuited. Is it too much or too little?
? Picked up Zhou Wei's clothes and rubbed them twice. Suddenly the basin was filled with foam, which overflowed and covered his shoes. He threw the clothes into the basin and shouted to the sky: "Why?
!!Why should I be a slave!!"
Zhou Wei heard his protest, walked directly to the door of the bathroom, leaned against the door, and said with a clear breath: "Do you lose your temper by doing this for others? Don't they deserve what you do?" Xiao Ran
Defeated immediately, she honestly grabbed her clothes and started rubbing them. Zhou Wei smiled proudly, then twisted her waist and walked away.
"It's over! I just took a look. I don't know how long I will be used! If I had known I would have gone to see Mr. Cang. I can also click pause and enjoy it slowly, and I won't be angry no matter how I look at it. What's more,
You won't let me be a slave. You can't click pause or fast forward, let alone replay!" Xiao Ran thought sadly.
If Zhou Wei knew that this resentful laundry man was still wanting to pause and admire her slowly, he would probably tear this guy apart without hesitation!
That night, Xiao Ran was treated like a slave by Zhou Wei. It was not until 11 o'clock that Zhou Wei entered the room to sleep, and Xiao Ran was liberated. He threw himself directly on the sofa, recalling what he had done for Zhou Wei in just a few hours,
He couldn't help but feel that he was quite capable. According to statistics, he went downstairs to buy things for Zhou Wei eight times in total. The first time he went to buy paper towels, but because he bought rolled paper, he was sent downstairs to buy things for Zhou Wei the second time.
After drawing some paper, he went downstairs for the third time to buy melon seeds because he bought pure ones. The fourth time Zhou Wei wanted to eat melon seeds again, so Xiao Ran sadly went downstairs to buy melon seeds again, but this time he was smarter and didn't know
Zhou Wei liked to eat whatever flavor and brand he liked, so he simply bought a pack of all different brands and flavors of melon seeds, so that Zhou Wei would not have to find excuses to torment him again. When he returned with a large bag of melon seeds,
Zhou Wei was dumbfounded and scolded with a smile: "You are sick, do you want me to knock melon seeds all night until my mouth cramps? Or are you helping the mice store food for the winter? After all, I just helped you realize your dream, right?"
Really? You should also reward me!"
Xiao Ran didn't think too much and said smoothly: "Yes, yes, this mouse is really my benefactor!" Zhou Wei stamped her foot and shouted hysterically: "Damn Xiao Ran, I want to drink green tea!" Xiao Ran broke out in a cold sweat,
omg, here we go again...
“Uni-President’s or Master Kong’s!?”
"Think for yourself! If you don't buy the right one, just make another trip yourself!"
Xiao Ran ran to the supermarket downstairs and said directly to the supermarket salesperson: "Bring me a bottle of all the green tea drinks!"
"I'm sorry, this supermarket only has the same kind of green tea!" the salesperson said calmly, and Xiao Ran almost sat down on the ground, "Here, brother, is there a supermarket nearby?"
"Well, there is a Hongqi supermarket two kilometers away!"
"How long is the walk!?"
"At least half an hour!"
"Running away!?"
"Twenty minutes!"
"Damn, you underestimate my speed. If I run, I can get there in ten minutes!"
"Tch, you think you are Liu Xiang!" As soon as the salesman finished saying this, a strong wind blew his hair, and the person in front of him disappeared in an instant. I thought, what the hell is this!!?
After Xiao Ran ran two kilometers and bought all the green tea, Zhou Wei just picked up one of the bottles and took a sip, then said with a smile: "It doesn't taste very good, so I'd better drink boiled water!"
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Xiao Ran immediately lay down on the floor with a "pop" and didn't want to move. He really wanted to strangle this dead girl Zhou Wei to death, so he just made it clear! Zhou Wei walked up to him and kicked him with her feet.
He raised his waist and said: "Get up, if you want to mop the floor, I can grant your wish!"
Xiao Ran immediately stood up quickly, as straight as a javelin. Zhou Wei smiled with satisfaction and said: "Then... now you go buy me ten more eggs. Remember, only double yolk eggs!"
Xiao Ran was about to faint when his eyes darkened. He roared angrily: "You might as well just kill me! You think my eyes can see through, how do I know which ones are double yolk eggs?"
"Oh, don't be so fierce. This is easy to discuss! Then buy a bag of rice." Zhou Wei said softly. Xiao Ran had no choice but to go downstairs for the sixth time, and then huffed and puffed up to the sixth floor with a bag of rice.
As soon as he entered the door, he lay down again, unwilling to move. However, under Zhou Wei's gentle attack, he sadly went downstairs twice to buy a barrel of arowana oil and a bag of MSG. The owner of the supermarket was there.
I became very familiar with Xiao Ran this evening, and the boss even said hello to him very friendly when Xiao Ran went there the next few times.