In the early morning, Zhou Wei stretched out comfortably, opened the door and walked into the living room. When she saw Xiao Ran sleeping soundly on the sofa, she couldn't help but smile. This guy must have been exhausted last night.
, forget it, let him go today.
She walked to Xiao Ran and put back his feet hanging outside the sofa, then gently tapped his nose with her finger, and whispered: "You bad guy only wakes up when you are asleep."
Being able to see the shadow of the little Xiaozi back then, you have changed a lot!"
After saying that, she turned around, walked to the door, opened the door and went straight downstairs. Xiao Ran moved on the sofa, adjusted his sleeping position, and dropped his feet to the outside of the sofa again. As a result, he was too close to the edge of the sofa this time.
He rolled directly to the sofa and hit the coffee table. He opened his eyes suddenly, turned over and sat up, scratched his hair and said, "Why did I fall asleep on the floor?"
Xiao Ran stood up from the ground and walked sleepily to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth. After finishing, he walked out and knocked on the door of Zhou Wei's room, and whispered in a low voice: "Lazy Wei, wake up!"
There was no movement at all in the room. Xiao Ran couldn't help but increase the volume and shouted again, but there was still no response. He held the handle and twisted it. Unexpectedly, the door was not locked from the inside and opened directly. He couldn't help but shrink in fear.
He fought back. If Zhou Wei was still sleeping, she would definitely be beaten away if she opened the door and went in without permission!
He was about to pull the door back, but unexpectedly there was a sound of opening the door. He couldn't help but rush to the sofa and sit down, and then yelled towards the door: "Who is it!"
"Yo!? Lazy Xiao, you're actually up too! Come over quickly for breakfast. I bought soy milk and fried dough sticks." Zhou Wei walked in from the door carrying a few bags and put all the bags in her hands on the dining table.
, Xiao Ran stood up and walked over to look at the things on the table, and said curiously: "Did the sun deviate from its orbit today? You actually went downstairs to buy things by yourself!?"
"What's the problem? Does it mean I stole your job? Well, you have to get up at eight o'clock to buy me breakfast." Zhou Wei said in a tone that could not be refuted. Xiao Ran really wanted to slap himself in the mouth, I was so stupid.
Well?
Zhou Wei picked up a glass of soy milk, put the straw in and handed it to Xiao Ran. She smiled sweetly and said, "Here, drinking more soy milk is good for you. You are the brains of our team, so you must keep a clear mind!" Xiao Ran took the soy milk.
After taking two puffs, I immediately felt it was refreshing and sweet.
The two had breakfast and then went out to the club together. There was heavy fog outside this morning. When they walked side by side on the road, they both felt a little embarrassed because of what happened last night. Although Zhou Wei suffered a big loss,
But she didn't want to dwell on it anymore. She hoped that everyone could forget it as soon as possible and get along with each other as before, so she took the initiative to speak first: "Do you think we have any chance of winning in the training match with Lanbao's professional team today!?"
Xiao Ran shook his head and said: "No! It's not at the same level at all. No matter how clever my tactics are, I can't reverse the situation in the face of absolute strength."
"Then will we be tortured?"
"That's not bad, but I can only barely save a little face. If you lose, you will definitely lose!" Xiao Ran said seriously. As soon as the game was mentioned, he completely forgot about other things. Regarding today's team with Lan Bao,
He is also full of expectations for the fight. How awesome can the God of Machine Guns be? I really want to learn about it right away!
When the two of them arrived at the club, there was no one at the front desk. Only Monkey squatted at the door and smoked. When he saw Xiao Ran coming, he hurriedly threw away the cigarette butts and said: "You two are here, I've been waiting so long that my chrysanthemums have faded! Please you two
Can you come a little earlier? I am stuck in the last few seconds. This is my style, how can I let you imitate it?"
"Damn! We're not late!" Xiao Ran said disapprovingly. Monkey suddenly stood up and chuckled, saying: "I said... you two are very happy living together, right? You should limit yourself at night. Young people should also know how to exercise restraint.
Yes or no?"
"Oh no! How did you know that we..." Xiao Ran said in shock. He already knew the answer before he finished speaking. He clenched his fists and roared: "Damn fat man, you are really dead this time!
!" Zhou Wei's pretty face turned red at the side. She pinched Xiao Ran and muttered: "Why are you talking about it everywhere!"
"It's not me...it was the fat guy from the Great Sage who said that! Also, he was the one who threw the flash bomb last night!" Xiao Ran hurriedly defended. Zhou Wei was speechless and said: "You are stupid, you really believe that someone threw the flash bomb.
bomb?"
"No... didn't you ask me to find the person with the flash bomb?" Xiao Ran felt that he was going to be driven crazy by Zhou Wei.
"Tch! I don't even believe the mentally retarded reasons you made up, but you actually believe it! If someone really threw a flash, why didn't it dodge me? I didn't wear flash goggles..." Zhou Wei despised
Xiao Ran lowered his head and said depressedly: "Okay, I'm an idiot..."
"Well, young man, your courage to admit your identity is worthy of praise!" Zhou Wei patted Xiao Ran on the shoulder and said. Xiao Ran was immediately defeated. He felt that Zhou Wei was really his nemesis and couldn't defeat him at all! He listened to the sidelines.
The monkey in the mist pushed away and went in to settle the score with the fat man. He had no choice but to vent his anger on the fat man.
The monkey looked at Zhou Wei, scratched his head hard, and said: "What on earth are you talking about!? There are flash bombs!? Which game? You were still playing last night?"
Zhou Wei smiled softly, then patted the monkey on the shoulder as well, and said: "Humans and animals can't communicate, so just give up..." After saying that, Zhou Wei also walked in.
"What do you mean!? Am I not a human being?" The monkey looked at Zhou Wei's back inexplicably. Zhou Wei chuckled and said, "Aren't you a monkey? At most, you can be considered a close relative of humans..."
"Get lost! That's a nickname!!" Monkey said angrily. He was about to rush up to Zhou Wei to argue and explain the meaning of the nickname to her, when the fat man suddenly rushed out wailing like a pig escaping from a slaughterhouse.
The body like a tank rolled directly towards the monkey. The monkey was so frightened that he jumped onto the pillar on the side, holding the pillar tightly with his hands and feet. Zhou Wei pointed at him and said: "You said it's not a monkey, crawl on it."
The tree is so powerful..."
Behind the fat man, Xiao Ran chased him out with a murderous look on his face. As he chased him, he roared: "Damn it, fat man, if you have the guts, don't run away. Today I will settle old and new grudges together!" The monkey jumped down from the pillar and looked at Xiao Ran.
Disappearing at the door, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Jiang Yuhan, who came out of the training room later: "Brother Han, what's going on!? Which of the seven hates in the world has Fatty violated? Betrayed his brother or seduced his sister-in-law?
"
Jiang Yuhan ignored him, but rushed to the balcony outside and yelled at the two chasing figures downstairs: "I'll give you five minutes. If you don't come back after five minutes, 50% of your salary will be deducted!" After the yelling,
After that, he suddenly felt very comfortable. When he returned to the hall, the monkey came over again and asked: "Can they come back in five minutes? Even though the fat man has grown fat, he is quite fast. Xiao Ran can catch up with him in five minutes."
It’s already pretty good, but you still want to come back, how is it possible!!”
Jiang Yuhan shrugged and said: "This is the effect we want. If they don't come back, I can deduct 50% of their wages, which means each person will deduct 1,500 yuan, and I will save 3,000 yuan."
, The economy has been tight recently, and there’s nothing I can do about it!”
"Profiteer!" Monkey said with disdain. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw two figures, one fat and one thin, appearing at the door. His eyes almost fell off. How fast are these people? Is Liu Xiang possessed?
? Xiao Ran and Fatty walked in arm-in-arm, looked at Jiang Yuhan with playful smiles, and said in unison: "Brother Han, we have figured it out, there is no need to struggle with money! What grudges are more important than money, so we
Decided to ignore past grudges and focus on money!"
"Damn! It's rare for you to be so unified... Is it so difficult to save money?" Jiang Yuhan shook his head speechlessly, and then walked into the training room. Zhou Wei looked at Xiao Ran and Fatty with a half-smile.
Said: "What a wise choice!" After saying that, she turned and entered the training room.
The monkey shook his head and said regretfully: "How can you give in for money? You have no integrity at all. If it were me, I would chase him to the end. If he doesn't beat the fat man, he won't come back. Deduction of salary is nothing!
"
The fat man's face turned cold, he raised his fist as big as a sandbag and shook it, saying: "Come on, try it!" Xiao Ran held down the fat man's hand and said to the monkey with a smile: "Then if I punch you now, will you?
Will you come after me?"
"If I don't deduct my salary, I will definitely..." After the monkey finished speaking, he ran into the training room without giving Xiao Ran a chance to punch him. Xiao Ran and Fatty looked at each other and said in unison: "This is it.