[This story is purely fictitious, please do not imitate it]
Six paths of reincarnation, all living beings. No matter how rich or poor they are in life, they can't escape the Yama Palace after death. The poverty or wealth of the new life depends on the merits during life. Whether you go to heaven or hell, it is written in the Yin and Yang book.
Clearly.
In the gloomy Yama Hall, there were many big and small ghosts standing on both sides. The main ghost king looked angry, holding the Yin and Yang Book in his hand, looking at the Yin Spirit No. 8268 kneeling in the hall.
Ma Ji, born on the planet Earth
Professional emotional liar during his lifetime
The bad karma created: Cheating for money, sex, and feelings has led to many women committing suicide due to love, and six of the ten major bad karma have been committed.
Even though she had nothing to do, she still liked to use the reputation of the Queen Mother of Shangxian to deceive others and destroy the reputation of the Shangxian. This time, the Queen Mother specially asked the Celestial Immortal to send a message and asked the Ghost King to give him a severe sentence.
After reading the information, the Lord Ghost King angrily slapped the imperial court in front of him, "You are a piece of cake, look at what you did during your lifetime, even if you were sent to the skinning hell, it would be considered an advantage for you."
Ma was already kneeling in the hall, the shackles on his body were pressing heavily on his spiritual body, and he was trembling with fear. He was so angry, wasn't it just to cheat some money? Isn't it easy to be a liar? In order to earn a living, Lian Youlao
Even ugly women can be deceived emotionally.
The Ghost King stared at Ma Ji coldly, "However, there is also a record in your merit book that you once donated money in Fengdu Ghost City. The Ghost Emperor of Yama wishes that you have this merit, so he is extra merciful this time. No need to do so.
Eighteen hells. But you have to be reborn in the animal realm to eliminate your bad karma. You will be a pig for nine lives, a dog for six lives, and then be reincarnated as a human."
When Ma heard this, he remembered that he traveled to the Three Gorges a few years ago. When he was visiting the ghost town in Fengdu, in order to show his noble kindness in front of a female CEO, he casually put 100 yuan into the merit box. He did not expect this.
It turned out to be his greatest merit, but when he thought about the fate of becoming a pig or a dog and being killed and eaten by others, he felt so sad that he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, so why didn't he put an extra two hundred dollars.
"Obey the bull-headed horse-faced man and take him to the Mirror of Six Paths of Reincarnation to reincarnate."
The bull-headed horse-faced man picked up Ma Ji's spiritual body like a chicken and dragged him outside the hall. Along the way, he kept listening to the howls of ghosts and wolves on both sides. When he came to the Six Paths of Reincarnation Mirror,
An extremely ugly mother-in-law was sitting there with bowls of tea in front of her.
Ma Ji looked at the mother-in-law and looked at the tea in front of her strangely. When people were alive, I heard that they drank a cup of Zhuangxing wine before beheading. Could it be that the underworld of the underworld gave a bowl of Zhuangxing wine before reincarnation?
Longjing tea'?.
"See Granny Meng."
'Meng Po Po'? Oh my God! Isn't this the legendary 'Meng Po Po Soup'? If I drink it, I won't know anything else. What can I do? It's hard to believe that my whole life of wisdom has come to an end.
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The bull's head began to rotate the six-way mirror of reincarnation, a colorful light flashed in front of the mirror, and the mirror of reincarnation slowly rotated.
"Why is it so troublesome? If you can just throw it into the lake of reincarnation, why do you have to enter the mirror of reincarnation? You also need to use the incarnation talisman to remove the physical body and spiritual consciousness. How troublesome." Granny Meng asked dissatisfied.
"My mother-in-law didn't know that the Queen Mother had already sent a message to punish this boy severely. So he entered the Mirror of Reincarnation so that his fate could be accurately arranged. He was a pig in his first life, and he will be punished at the end of his life.
He was stabbed eighteen times and screamed for three hours before he could die." Ma Mian explained.
"Hmph, it seems that this boy has offended that woman, the Queen Mother. It's unlucky for him. That woman has a small belly. I remember when she and I pursued the Jade Emperor together. Humph, after she succeeded, she retaliated against me and ruined my face. I was so angry.
Came here to sell 'Forgetting Water'. She got angry when she talked about it. Leave a bowl of soup for him to drink. I'm going to feed him soup somewhere else. Don't forget to remove his physical body and spiritual consciousness.
Otherwise, a pig-faced human body will be born, and maybe a Bajie will emerge." After saying that, he turned around and disappeared into the air.
Ma Yi was sweating coldly after hearing this. What's this? I just used the reputation of the Queen Mother to make a few small oaths and deceived a few women into committing myself. Why can't you get along with a little person like me?
"Two eldest brothers, the Yushu Linfeng you gave birth to is extraordinary. Do you think you can arrange a better fate for me? Now our popular pet pig, can you also ask me to be a pet pig?
It's the kind of love that the owner has." Ma already showed a flattering smile.
"Fuck you, for the things you did in the world, it's good that I didn't send you to hell. When the mirror of reincarnation stops, it will be the beginning of your new life. This is the fate of a liar, hahahaha." Niutou finished.
, and Ma Mian laughed heartily.
Ma Ji's smile disappeared, and he looked at the two ghost agents viciously. He said to himself, they are dead anyway, look at the bearish look of them gloating about their misfortune, and while I still understand, he scolded me first and then opened his mouth to curse.
Said: "Mom, let's compare. You two look like this. It seems that your father was in a bad mood at that time. That's why he looked like this. He had no face to see people, so he came to this shabby place to work as a ghost. I would like to be a pig.
I scold you both a hundred times every day."
"Wow, you dare to scold me for being such a bad guy, you deserve a beating." After saying that, a few big mouths came up to you.
Although he was a spirit body, Ma Ji was dizzy from being beaten, but he kept scolding him with a strong mouth. He was going to be a pig anyway, so if you don't scold him, it would be in vain. If you beat him to death, I will scold you. As long as you can't be beaten to death, I will continue to scold you.
Niu Tou flew up angrily and kicked Ma Ji on the butt. Ma Ji's spirit body was kicked up and went straight to the mirror of reincarnation. With a whoosh, there was a flash of golden light, and Ma Ji's spirit body was kicked up.
The figure disappeared into the reincarnation mirror that had not yet stopped.
The bull-headed horse looked at the disappearing figure angrily, with his hands on his waist, still angry. Slowly, the anger on the horse's face disappeared, replaced by a frightened expression, "Brother Niu, he
I didn’t drink Meng Po soup!”
"Ma Di, I didn't use the incarnation talisman to remove his physical body and spiritual consciousness."
"Brother Niu, what's even more terrible is that he was not reincarnated in the animal realm. Look, the mirror of reincarnation just stopped, and he just entered the human society in an alien space."
Ma Mian grabbed his two horse ears, and Niu Tou grabbed his two horns. They were so frightened that they both trembled. "Brother Niu, do you think the ghost king will nail us to the copper pillar and roast us?"
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"Brother Ma, if the ghost king finds out, he will peel off our skins and make them into Dharma drums. What can we do?" Niu Tou's voice sounded like crying.
Ma Mian looked around and saw that there was no imp. He said boldly: "How about we give him a correction? Anyway, the main ghost king will ascend to heaven and become a great god in a thousand years."
Niutou also looked around and nodded fiercely, "Okay, anyway, you know this and I know it, no other ghost knows."
With the strong support of the bull head, Ma Mian took out the stylus from behind, flipped through the book of life and death, and found Ma Mian's column.
"The horse has been reincarnated into a pig with a life cycle of one year"
After the word "horse face", four "zeros" were added fiercely, and then he let out a long breath.
"That's not right, Ma Mian. If we ask the judge to investigate, there won't be any pigs that live for a thousand years. We will have to be charged with dereliction of duty."
"Then what should we do?" Ma Mian's face was so full of tears that he wanted to cry.
"If you don't do one thing and don't stop doing the other thing, you will destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces."
Ma Ji's face also showed a fierce look, and he opened the book of life and death again with a 'swish', and waved his stylus. From now on, Ma Ji was no longer in the book of life and death. Niu Tou kicked over Meng Po's soup, and a puff of yellow smoke
Dispersed in the air. After cleaning up everything, Niutou and Mamian went back to life with ulterior motives.
Unexpectedly, this small mistake created a human society in an alien space, and a human being with an immortal body appeared.