Among the beings in the Dharma Realm, there are not only humans on earth. There are also a group of different human beings living in another dimension. However, their development is very slow, which is equivalent to the cultural and technological level of ancient China on earth.
In a dilapidated temple, an old couple was praying devoutly, "Great Sun God, my husband and I are not young anymore. Now we have no children and no one to take care of us until we die. We want to adopt a child to inherit our family."
Please ask God to give you clear instructions regarding your family business."
After saying that, the old couple took out the offerings and placed them one by one. The old man lit three sticks of incense and inserted them into the incense burner. The two old men knelt down devoutly in front of the altar.
At this moment, the sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds, there was a flash of lightning, and there was a "click" sound, and a big hole was smashed out of the roof. A meat ball fell from the sky, with a thump, and a big hole one meter deep was made in the ground.
The whole ruined temple trembled, and the old couple sat down on the ground in fright. They waited until the dark clouds dispersed and the sky became clear again. Only then did the old couple pluck up the courage, tremble and crawl to the edge of the pit, and stared with wide eyes.
He fell into the pit and was so surprised that he didn't say anything for a long time. A naked man was lying in the pit.
This was the reincarnated Ma Ji. The moment he entered the mirror of reincarnation, he felt that his spiritual body in the ghost world suddenly disappeared. His physical body and spiritual consciousness exploded, and a new physical body was quickly generated. Under the huge impact,
, the newly formed bones of his body were broken into pieces. The horse lying in the pit was already in severe pain, but he seemed not to feel it, his eyes were open blankly, and he was still thinking in his mind.
What happened just now is over. I have been reincarnated as a pig.
"Son, this is the son God gave us. Old woman, look, the Sun God has appeared and given us such a big son. Woo hoo hoo, my old Li family has a child. Thank you to the Sun God in the sky...
..." As they said this, the two old men started to cry excitedly.
Son? Is there anyone who recognizes a pig as his son? Even if you want to thank him, it is the work of the bull head and the horse face. What does it have to do with the sun god? The horse looked at the two old people on the edge of the pit with great confusion, and turned with difficulty
He shook his neck. Oh my god, I am not a pig, but a human being, and a human being with memories of previous lives? The sudden feeling of great happiness made Ma faint.
When Ma Jian opened his eyes again, he was already lying in the old couple's home, looking at the old couple with smiles on their faces. After a long time of asking questions, Ma Jian had to accept his new identity and became Li Dafu.
Son~~~Li Tian. His new father said it was given to them by God, so he should be called Li Tian. His mother actually has a resounding name 'Cuihua'.
Under the careful care of the old couple for more than a month, Ma Ji! Oh, no, it should be Li Tian, the broken bones miraculously recovered, and he also learned about the general situation of this society from the mouths of the new parents.
This is a very peaceful feudal society. The country's name is Da'an. The social structure is similar to that of ancient China. There are seven neighboring countries around it, but they are not as powerful as Da'an. Where Li Tian lives, there is a man named 'Wang Ping'
The Marquis's fiefdom has not been at war for many years. Most people value culture over martial arts. According to international practice, the quality of the people is pretty good. What excites Li Tian the most is that everything spoken here is in Chinese and all Chinese characters are used. According to their
The saying is in the Da'an language and the word Da'an. This new home is okay for the old couple to live in a simple and economical way.
After lying in bed for more than a month, he was finally able to move around. Li Tian moved his body, looked at the cloth he was wearing, found a bronze mirror, and looked at his face. Well, it's not bad, although the bronze mirror can't see clearly
I'm not sure, but overall he's pretty handsome, he doesn't have a pig face, he probably looks like he's around 16 or 17.
Now that we have come to this society, we cannot just live without working. We must first make some money.
When Li Dafu heard that Li Tian was going out to make money, he refused to ask Li Tian to go. His mother also said excitedly: "Son, your father and I are old, and the acres of land at home belong to you.
I can’t bear to have you go out and suffer.”
Although they only got along for more than a month, Li Tian was really touched by the simple hearts of the two old people. He had no choice but to live at home for another half a year. In the past six months, he chopped wood and carried water every day, and his body became stronger and stronger. Of course, Li Tian
He also practiced the "Kung Fu" he knew in his previous life. As a successful emotional liar, Kung Fu is a must. In today's society, there are no blades, so Li Tian made a very special one in the blacksmith shop.
A sharp knife. After practice, a knife flew up and down between Li Tian's fingers, appearing and disappearing. If he wanted to steal someone's things now, he would definitely tell him what "I, Li Tian, am very angry, and the consequences will be serious."
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Furthermore, there are calligraphy and painting that he learned in his previous life, which are the basic skills for being a 'famous' liar. In his previous life, Li Tian used his superb skills of 'playing, chess, calligraphy and painting' to deceive a group of women who were deeply in love with their wives.
I pledge myself to you, hey, is it easy to be a liar?
When the parents found out that Li Tian could write, they excitedly thanked the Sun God again. In this country, people here believe in the Sun God very much. They believe that the harvest of the earth and the prosperity of the world are all given by the Sun God.
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In the twenty-eighth year of Da'an, it was the seventh month after Li Tian came to this society. The Emperor of Da'an issued an edict that the National Literary Examination would be held every four years, and the top ten from each princely and fiefdom would take the imperial examination.
After hearing the news, Li Tian worked hard to get through the work of the two elderly people, and finally agreed to allow him to take the scientific examination.
The next day, with tears in her eyes, her mother Cuihua prepared sixty eggs, thirty large cakes, and a small bag of broken silver for Li Tian. Li Tian knew in his heart that this bag of broken silver was a gift for the old couple to save money.
Under the wrinkled but strong eyes of his father Li Dafu, he sent Li Tian to Pingdu, the main city of the territory.
Li Tian walked around outside, then sneaked back home secretly, leaving the bag of broken silver. He wrote a letter and told the old couple not to worry, Li Tian would not be hungry, and he knew that his parents
Even if I don't know how to read, I will ask someone to help me read it. I took another look at the home where I have lived for more than half a year, and then reluctantly left.
There was still more than seventy miles from Li Tian's home to Pingdu. Li Tian only had a skinny donkey to travel with him, and he didn't arrive at Pingdu until evening. After entering Pingdu, Li Tian took the skinny donkey and his horse to Pingdu without saying a word.
I found sixty eggs and sold them in an inn. Alas! I exchanged them for less than two taels of silver. I also gave thirty large cakes to beggars on the roadside. It seemed that it was not going to work, so I had to use my clever hands to rob them with nothing.
The rich help the poor.
The first rule of the liar's code stipulates that you should pay attention to your appearance at all times. Li Tian bought a set of decent clothes and found a good hotel to stay. This is the second motto of the liar. If you have money,
If you don’t have money, you have to stay in a good hotel.
"Waiter, prepare some delicious side dishes for me and some fine soju." Looking at the few pieces of silver left in his hand, he gave them all to the waiter without saying a word, "I'll reward you with the rest.
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Countless little stars immediately shone in the waiter's eyes. In his eyes, Li Tian's identity also rose to a new level.
After eating and drinking, I had nothing with me. It seemed that if I didn't get some money, I would definitely be kicked out of the hotel rudely tomorrow. Under the attentive guidance of the waiter, I came to the most famous fireworks place in Pingdu, Yifang.
Zhai'. It's obviously a chicken coop, but to give it such an elegant name is really a waste of these three words.
Li Tian walked into the Yifang Zhai with square steps, and it turned out to be different from what he had imagined. He originally thought that there would be a group of colorful people surrounding him, shouting "Young Master, young master," but it turned out that there were no seats inside.
The few literati and poets were actually sitting at their own tables, sipping refreshments, shaking their heads and listening to a fairly tall and pretty girl playing the guzheng on the stage. From time to time, someone would cheer, and no one even said hello.
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Is it difficult to say that the brothels in this society are different? Or are the quality of people so high? How can this be fun? It is better than the order of a meeting of members. After scanning the entire hall, I finally found a target.
A guy with a fat head and big ears. In the liar's motto, a guy with a fat head and big ears is either hiding his secrets or an idiot. Looking at his fat body and youthful pimples on his face, he probably belongs to the latter. Look
He was quite rich, and there were two thin servants standing behind him.
"This young master, I found out that he is the most 'thick' in the entire hall. I wonder if I can have a drink with you?" Li Tian had an admiring smile on his face.
"Young master, you're welcome. Although I look a bit outstanding, I'm still very humble. You're welcome. Please sit down. Come on, I'll serve you a pot of good Da'anchun." The fat man was praised by Li Tian and felt very comfortable.
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"Why are you so embarrassed? I'd rather ask for it."
"Hey, little brother, don't be polite. I love making friends the most. Sit down quickly."
Li Tian sat down embarrassedly, and after chatting, he found out that everyone was waiting for an oiran named "Avon", just to listen to her play a piece of fairy music, and maybe be lucky enough to have a long conversation alone.
My mother, I really don’t know what these ### people want to do, spend a lot of money just for this? Why does the name ‘Avon’ sound like cosmetics? Oh, I really give them two words~~sick.
"This young man, after having a heart-to-heart talk, will you go to bed with this Avon? The top girl must be very spunky, and the feeling of being pressed under you must be very good." Li Tian felt that these people must have this idea.
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The fat man looked at Li Tian in surprise, his face changed, and he shouted angrily: "Vulgar! Very vulgar! Oh my God! I am a cultural man, how can I be so shameless, go to bed? You are insulting my great personality! Discord
You're sitting together, huh." After saying that, he took the servants to another table and glared at Li Tian in disgust before leaving.
Oh my God! Are even prostitutes so noble these days? Even this pig-like guy looks down on me, Li Tian. I am really a failure as a human being, and even more so as a liar.
Just when Li Tian was depressed, a light and elegant fragrance floated into his nose, and the two handsome young men sat down. No wonder, the other tables were almost full. The fat man here had just left. With his figure, one person occupied two tables.
In human space, once he leaves, there will be an empty space.
Li Tian looked at the two people with a bit of disgust. They were neither male nor female, and they also smelled. They couldn't be a pair of glasses, right? He looked at them carefully twice, no! They were obviously two girls, but they had to pretend to be
Man, this is too cliche. I used to be surrounded by women. Trying to hide it from my eyes is harder than staring at the sky. The two girls are really beautiful. From Li Tian’s perspective on women,
, she is definitely considered a top-notch beauty.
The motto of emotional liars is that you can't miss it if you pass by. Since it is delivered to your door, what are you waiting for? Based on Li Tian's experience, it is not a problem for women in deep palaces to be resentful, let alone two newly minted little girls.
"You two gentlemen, I am new to Pingdu. I didn't expect that there are so many talented people in Pingdu. You two are of extraordinary temperament. It seems that they are here to take part in the scientific examination. My brother, Li Tian, I wonder if I can get to know you two." Li Tian
Tian showed a sincere smile. When he practiced this kind of smile in the past, he almost deceived himself in the mirror. Li Tian was very confident about this.
The slightly older girl also smiled slightly, "Young Master, you're welcome, we two brothers are also here to take the scientific examination. She is my brother's name is Wang Qing, and my name is Wang Hong. I am very happy to meet Mr. Li." Wang Qing also nodded slightly.
nodded.
Wow, a beautiful woman’s smile is really seductive. Hold it, hold it, don’t show off your true identity. Chapter 4 of the Liar’s Code, Article 6, You can’t look like a pig in front of any woman. You must be despicable and shameless on the inside, and calm on the outside.
Li Tian wanted to say something, but suddenly there was a burst of applause in the hall, which brought Li Tian's thoughts to the stage. A classical beauty slowly walked onto the stage. It seemed that this was what they called the oiran.
.Well, according to Li Tian's standards, she is indeed a beauty, but she is still a little worse than the two next to her.
The oiran 'Avon' bowed her head slightly to everyone and sat next to the guzheng. With a touch of her hands, a string of pleasant sounds flowed out. The hall was quiet, and everyone was immersed in the music. Li Tian saw the two people next to him.
The fake boy was also very immersed in listening, so I didn’t want to disturb him. To be honest, from just now to now, although they played and sang well, Li Tian was not interested at all. Hey, it’s so boring. I thought I could hear the authentic music.
As for Shiba Mo, these scores and techniques are also a bit monotonous. It seems that the times are different, and this is the level.
As soon as the song ended, there was thunderous applause. Everyone felt like they had taken 'Viagra', their eyes were red, and they clapped their hands desperately. Alas, Li Tian shook his head helplessly.
When Wang Qing saw Li Tian's expression, he frowned slightly, "Mr. Li, I wonder if it's Miss Avon who doesn't play well, or...?"
She didn't say anything further. Li Tian understood that she wanted to say whether she didn't understand the pronunciation. Wang Hong also looked at Li Tian. As a high-level liar, how could he miss this opportunity? "That's it, Miss Avon played it."
It's very good, but the score and technique are still a bit monotonous. If I improve it, I think it will be better." Because the hall was a little noisy at this time, Li Tian spoke a little louder, which annoyed someone.