Now Zhou Bao, ever since he learned the true identities of Li Tian and three people, in his mind, these three people are the gods in his heart. Not to mention beating two officials at the registration office, he even asked him to dig up the ancestral graves of the emperor's family.
, and he won’t blink.
Either way, a backward society also has its advantages. At least the people are simple and honest. In the electronic age, if you say you are Li Tian, the Sun God of Chaozhou, you will at least have to get an ID card or something, and maybe you will not be able to do it.
Let me test your DNA to see if he is a liar who has had plastic surgery.
Zhou Bao waved his fist and was about to give the two officials a slap in the face. However, before his fist could reach the official's face, he was stopped by Guo Jing. Guo Jing was very comprehensive in dealing with people, and he didn't want to
As soon as they arrived at this section of the mall, they would cause trouble. Li Tian also understood what Guo Jing meant and persuaded the magic stick from the side.
"What's the matter, you still want to beat up the officials, I think you don't want to live anymore." Although these two officials are big and worthless officials, they were sent to the dock to register the applicants. They were already angry when they saw
The poor man actually wanted to hit someone, so he put down the pen in his hand and stood up to argue with the magician.
"Wait, wait, don't be impatient. Stick, we are all civilized people. We need to be reasonable and civilized. How can we be violent in front of so many fellow villagers? Leave this matter to me. You are here
While watching, see how I educate these two guys. It is the last word to teach them with reason and move them with emotion, to let them know their mistakes, and to convince people with virtue."
After Li Tian finished speaking, he turned to face the two officials, "You two officials, since you are here on errands under the emperor's orders, you must pay attention to fairness. I would like to ask, why are bald heads not allowed to make pilgrimages?"
"I just said that a bald head is an insult to the saint's discernment," one of them said.
"Oh? Is there such a thing? I have only heard that the saint is extremely kind and cares about the world. I have never heard that the saint does not like bald heads? Dear fellow villagers, I wonder if you have heard of it." Li Tian looked around.
the people watching asked.
"No, never heard of it," the people all shook their heads.
"Have you seen it? The eyes of the people are sharp. Is the Saint a relative of your family? She told you two secretly? If so, then we are wrong and we really shouldn't sign up."
"No~no~" How dare the two officials admit this? This is a serious crime of bullying the emperor.
"If not, then you two are using the name of a saint to deceive the emperor, and this is a place where you will be beheaded." Li Tian shouted at the two officials with a straight face.
"You~you~ are so bold and dare to slander me. Who do you think you are? If you dare to reason with me, get out of here." One of the officials cursed angrily.
Another official thought the same thing. He was a high-ranking official, so what qualifications did he, a pariah, have to teach him?
"You untouchable, I won't allow you to register if you don't want to. There is no need for you to come here and talk nonsense. Be careful, I will ask the officers and soldiers to arrest you." One of them said arrogantly and unreasonably.
"You're being unreasonable, aren't you? I'm kindly trying to explain the facts to you, but it's a bit wrong to say this."
"What can you do if you don't listen to me? It's not your turn to deal with my affairs."
"That's right, what the hell are you? Bah! You are a pariah. Go back and ask your mother to give you a new birth so that you can be born into a good family. Get lost!" This official actually spat at Li Tian.
"###比, I'll beat you to death!" Li Qiantian grabbed the guy who was spitting, slapped him in turn, and slapped him four times on the right side of his face.
The magic stick endured for a long time, and when he saw Li Tian take action, he went up to lift one's vaginal legs and kicked the other to the ground. He then beat the other while riding on him, "I'm going to hit your eye sockets, ###, so you know what is wrong."
You're being reasonable. You still dare to curse, I'm going to fuck your mother, ### your sister, and cuckold your wife~"
These two low-ranking officials were themselves literati who only knew how to use pens, so they couldn't stand their troubles.
Li Tian was really angry with this guy. He dared to spit at him and insult his mother. He grabbed the inkstone on the table and knocked out all the big teeth in this guy's mouth. The official lay on the ground until
Hum hum. The other one was not much better, with a pair of panda eyes and a pig mouth, and his face was all red after being beaten with a magic stick.
When the people saw it, they were so frightened that they couldn't believe their eyes. They didn't expect that the official was unreasonable. These two people were even more unreasonable than the official. But the people were also angry at the two official's arrogance just now. They were all because of Li Tian and Shengun.
Applause. Li Tian and Shengun got tired from the fight and stood up. Shengun looked excited, let out a long breath, and said two words, "Comfortable~~".
Li Tian also shook his hand, which probably hurt a little from being hit, "Damn, it seems fists are the last word."
Zhou Bao was so impressed that he fell to the ground, these are the real men. In his mind, Li Tian and Shen Gong are the superior emperors, but who has seen the emperor beating and scolding like a shrew and a scoundrel? These two men, let’s talk about scolding.
The most scolding shrew in his village, Second Sister Yang, would have probably fainted on the spot. In terms of fighting, she was even more scoundrel than the most shameless Halizi he knew in prison.
"Young man, run quickly, otherwise the officers and soldiers will be in trouble soon." A kind-hearted old lady said tremblingly.
"Old man, thank you. We have reason and we are not afraid." The magic stick waved to the people around him with the air of having a reason all over the world.
Guo Jing frowned and said, "Li San, let's go. It's better to do less than to do more."
"Brother Guo, don't worry, I have this." After Li Tian finished speaking, he quietly took out the jade token given to him by Jia Sha. With this princess jade token in hand, Li Tian was really not afraid that the officers and soldiers could kill them.
How about it.
"Damn! When did you steal it? Show me." The magic stick snatched the jade medal. This is the finest jade, with a phoenix carved on it and the words 'Princess Lanfeng' written on the back.
The word was probably the title of Jia Sha, and the magic stick couldn't put it down, playing with it.
"What do you mean by stealing? Sister Jia Sha gave this to me with her own hands." When Li Tian mentioned Jia Sha, his face was filled with happiness.
"Eh~ You're killing me, give me back my sister! You're such a shameless guy, you even lied to a young girl. I'll keep this sign for you first." With that said, the magic stick stuffed the jade sign into his arms.
.
"Give me the fuck. If you break it, I'll beat you to death." Li Tian didn't expect that he wouldn't even let go of this jade token.
While the two men were fighting over each other, a team of policemen ran over from a distance. The leader was a bearded man, shouting loudly: "Who is an untouchable who dares to beat up a court official? Come and arrest him."
Li Tian hurried forward and said with a smile: "Sir, please listen to me."
"What's the catch? I'm the head catcher. Didn't you see my clothes?" The bearded man was very dissatisfied.
"Oh, that's that, what are you doing? The jade tree is facing the wind. It's tall and mighty. It looks like a headhunter at first glance. Listen to me, this is what happened~" Li Tian told the bearded man the cause and effect of the matter, and the common people
They all also helped and said kind words.
The bearded man seemed to have some sense of justice and didn't arrest anyone immediately. He glanced at the two officials lying on the ground and groaned. They didn't even have anything on their hats. They were not as good as the officials he was arresting. I felt like this.
Relax.
"Although what you said makes sense, if you beat an official, you will still be punished. If you have any reason, come to the Yamen and tell me." After the bearded man finished speaking, he was about to order the arrest.
"Wait a minute, sir, can you please lend me a moment?" the magic stick said with a smile, and gave Li Tian a look, leaving the meaning to me.
Now that the jade tablet is in the hands of the magic stick, Li Tian can only ask him to come forward to solve the problem. The magic stick pulled and pulled the bearded man aside.
"Let me go. I am an honest and upright official. I have never done anything for personal gain or perverting the law. If you have anything to say, I will say it publicly." The bearded man shook off the magician's hand angrily, wishing he could put the shackles on him right now.
superior.
The magic stick didn't care. He put his hand into his arms with a smile, took out the jade token, and raised it high. "Big Beard, do you know this?" The magic stick curled his lips and looked at the big beard. What he meant was what he saw above.
If you don’t say the word, you should kneel down immediately.
Sure enough, when the bearded man saw the jade card, his anger immediately turned into a smile, "Hey, brother, good job, don't worry, this arrest will definitely be fair. Even though they are officials, they can't bully them casually.
People, I know this well, don't raise it so high, it will have a negative impact on others and will damage my reputation." After the bearded man finished speaking, he took the jade token, stuffed it secretly into his arms, and returned it.
He blinked at the magic stick, and he knew what it meant.
The magic stick was completely dumbfounded. Who was this person? He quickly chased after him and said, "Brother the head catcher, no~ I am not this~"
"What is right or wrong, and whose fault it is, it is up to this policeman to decide. Folks, after investigation just now, this policeman found out that these two registration officers used the name of the saint to bully the people. Even if they were beaten, it was their own fault.
Look, this matter is over, brothers, close the team." The bearded man's words attracted a burst of cheers from the people.
Li Tian smiled and asked the magician, "How is it? When the jade sign is revealed, will it be very effective?"
The magic stick was about to cry without tears. He pointed at the bearded man, his hands were trembling a little, and said to Li Tian with a cry.
"###比, this guy can't read. Big beard, stop for me."