The magic stick wanted to press the bearded man to the ground and pluck out all his beards one by one. I thought that as soon as I took the princess jade token, this guy would be scared to death. But now I met an illiterate.
He was still a very loyal and illiterate person. He took his jade medal as a bribe, and even after accepting such a "heavy gift" from him, he actually did things well. The incident of beating an official was settled by the bearded man with a few words.
The magic stick was about to chase him, but Li Tian didn't want to and grabbed the magic stick.
"You kid, don't run away. Return the jade token to me quickly. It's a souvenir given to me by Jia Sha. You can't take this thing." Li Tian didn't care about the value and rights of the jade token. He thought it was a gift from Jia Sha.
What I gave him was very memorable.
The magic stick was so anxious that he was too embarrassed to say it clearly, "You kid, let go now. It's too late. I will definitely return the jade token to you when I come back."
As soon as Li Tian loosened his grip, the magic stick's two bowed legs, like wheels, jumped out with a whoosh.
Guo Jing and Zhou Bao were still wondering why the magic stick was running in such a hurry. Zhou Bao also asked, "Third Master, Second Master, what are you going to do?"
Li Tian rolled his eyes at him and answered simply with two words, "Shit."
The magic stick caught up with the bearded group at a corner. The bearded man was secretly holding the jade token in his hand, and was playing with it carefully for fear of others seeing it.
"What a jade. It's such a good thing. If you want to sell this to Shopkeeper Chen of Chenyang Pavilion, you should give me eighty taels of silver." The bearded man murmured.
"Big~ Beard, wait a moment, I have something to tell you." The magic stick shouted breathlessly.
Why is this guy bothering me again? The bearded man quickly put away the jade plaque and said, "Brothers, let's go patrol the street in front. I have something to do. You go first, I will be there right away."
"Big Beard, that jade token~~" Before the magic stick could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Big Beard.
"Boy, let me tell you, your piece of broken jade is worth at most thirty taels of silver. Don't think that just because you gave me a piece of broken jade as a gift to this arrester, you want to trouble me for the rest of your life."
"Brother Catcher, I didn't give that piece of jade to you, I just wanted you to take a look."
"You are kidding me, aren't you?" The bearded man glared and pulled out his sword with a hash.
"Don't~~ don't be impatient. Just listen to what I have to say. Brother Captor, that piece of jade is an inheritance from my family. Let me pay you fifty taels to buy it back. That'll be fine." The magic stick was so angry in his heart.
I really regret that I insisted on holding the face jade card, I will probably lose it now.
"Fifty taels? That's right. Don't even think about buying it back if it's less than 200 taels." The bearded man came and asked for a high price.
"Damn! Bearded man, you just said it was worth thirty taels, don't force me." The magician clenched his hands into fists angrily, with veins popping out all over the place.
"Why, I've thought of two more tricks." The bearded man clenched his fists and made a loud bang.
When the magic stick saw Big Beard's posture, he knew that he was no match at all, so he immediately softened and said, "Big Beard, eighty taels, this is the highest price I have ever paid." The magic stick also came and paid the money on the spot.
"One hundred and eighty, not even a penny less."
"Ninety. This is the limit."
"One hundred and seventeen, this is my limit."
"One hundred taels! We can't add more." The magic stick's voice was full of tears.
"One hundred and six, let me give you another ten taels."
"One hundred taels, that's the number."
"You're not kind, you didn't add more." The bearded man was still waiting for him to add more.
If the magic stick hadn't felt that he couldn't beat this guy, he would have given the bearded guy a kick and killed him directly.
"Brother Beard, just do it, okay? I only have one hundred taels of silver left on me. If I have one more penny on me, I will never grow hair in my life." The magic stick held the big beard tightly.
hands, and said pitifully.
The bearded man thought about it for a while and felt that one hundred taels of silver was also suitable. He nodded, "Seeing that you are quite a real guy, I will make you my friend and seal the deal!"
The magic stick exchanged one hundred taels of silver for the princess's jade medal. He felt so painful that he walked back feebly.
Coming out of the corner, a group of people were watching something. Shengun was running so fast just now that he didn't even have time to look. Shengun also gave him a bored look. This sight really attracted Shengun.
What everyone saw was an imperial list, which stated that the princess suddenly contracted a strange disease, and a reward was offered to famous doctors in the world. Anyone who could cure the princess would be rewarded with a heavy reward of ten thousand taels of gold and a third-rank official title.
Damn! This girl Jiasha really has an idea. She wanted to ask Li Tian to meet her in the palace, so she came up with this trick. What a strange disease, it is obviously lovesickness. As soon as Li Tian arrives, I guarantee that the medicine will cure it. Magic stick
Le PiBianPiPian took off the imperial list.
"Since this gentleman has unveiled the imperial list, it seems that he is also a famous doctor, so let's follow the old slave into the palace. Oh, by the way, I haven't asked for your name yet." An old eunuch in the palace saw the god.
He took off the list with a stick and stepped forward to answer very politely.
"Don't be hasty, don't be hasty, the princess's illness will be cured by the miracle doctor. But the miracle doctor will bring a few medicine guides with him. I have a very good reputation, so just call me Doctor Zhu.
Come with me." The magic stick was thinking about the ten thousand taels of gold, and he felt light and airy when he walked.
The old eunuch didn't urge him. He looked at the magic stick's proud look and said to himself that this guy didn't know how powerful he was. He had beheaded more than a dozen "miracle doctors" in the past two days. I hope this bald man can perform some miracles.
Li Tian and the others were waiting a little impatiently, and the two registration officers had already gotten up and went to see a doctor somewhere.
The magic stick led a group of palace guards and an old eunuch, and came to Li Tian with his chest raised and his head raised.
Oh my god, how can this guy cause such a big battle just by pooping? Is he causing trouble again?
"Gun, what are you doing? What's wrong?" Li Tian asked strangely.
The group of officers and soldiers that Guo Jing saw were actually wearing yellow uniforms, and the one in front was dressed as a eunuch. He thought that the magic stick had caused another big trouble, so he quickly pulled Zhou Bao and protected him in front of Li Tian.
"Tch! Look at how nervous you are. Li Tian, I'm doing this all for your own good. Your little beauty is lovesick. Hey, this miracle doctor is going to take you into the palace to treat illnesses and save lives." After saying that, the magic stick smiled and held the emperor's hand.
The list was handed to Li Tian.
Is Jia Sha sick? Li Tian was surprised after reading the imperial list. Could it be that Jia Sha really misses me and is lovesick?
Li Tian came to the eunuch and asked respectfully: "My father-in-law, when did Murong Jiasha get sick? What are the other symptoms?"
"How dare you, do you, a commoner like you, also shout the little princess's name randomly? Come on, slap me!" the eunuch shouted to the back in a high voice.
"Wait! Let's see who dares to do it! This is the introduction of this miracle doctor's medicine. If you touch one of his hairs, this miracle doctor will report it to His Majesty the Emperor and make you all choke." The magician's voice is much louder than this eunuch's.
When he said this, no one really dared to take action. The eunuch asked strangely: "Doctor Zhu, this medicine introduction of yours? How come you are a living person?"
"Father, you don't understand this. This miracle doctor is different from other doctors. Most of them are charlatans, but this miracle doctor is different. I know astronomy and geography, and I can count five hundred years in the past.
After that, it will be even longer. As for the princess’s minor illness, this miracle doctor can cure her with just a few strokes.”
Why does this eunuch sound more and more like a fortune teller? I have never heard of any miracle doctor who can predict the cure of diseases by pinching his fingers. But looking at the confident look of the eunuch, I really don’t dare to underestimate him. What if?
What kind of hermit is there to guarantee that he can really cure the princess's illness? His Majesty has also made it clear that before the illness is cured, any famous doctor who is listed on the list must be received respectfully.
"Doctor Zhu, since you said so, please excuse me and follow me into the palace. The second princess has not had any water for many days. If this continues, the little ones will suffer." The eunuch said with a sad face.
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"Second princess? Wait a minute! How many princesses are there in this palace? Who is sick?" When the magician heard this, he felt something was wrong.
"Doctor Zhu, there are four princesses in Caspian Sea. Everyone knows this. The one who got sick this time is the second princess Qinglian."
"Ah! What's that? This miracle doctor suddenly remembered that there are some important things to do, so I will return the imperial list to you first. Let's talk about it another day. If you don't give it away, you better go." The magic doctor awkwardly handed over the imperial list.
Give it back to others.
"Be brave, Doctor Zhu. Is there anything more important than saving the princess? This old slave is very polite to you. If it were someone else who came here, I could kill you on the spot just by your words." This eunuch was also very polite.
Angry, if he didn't think this guy was a miracle doctor, he would have ordered him to be imprisoned.
My God, what happened to me today? I signed up for a fight with someone, got a jade token, and was blackmailed out of a hundred taels of silver. This is good. I have nothing to do and pretend to be a miracle doctor. What should I do? God
He looked at Li Tian impassively and said to himself, "You should think of a way."
Li Tian said to the eunuch seriously: "This father-in-law, Zhu Shenyi's wonderful rejuvenation, his name has long been spread among the people. But we are not very familiar with him, so we will not enter the palace with you." Li Tian said
After that, he held the magic stick's hand again and said, "Doctor Zhu, take care! We will come to see you next year."
Damn it, are you willing to die without saving me? "My father-in-law, please wait a moment while this miracle doctor talks to some Yao Yinzi about some personal matters."
Several people came to the side, and Li Tian said in a low voice: "What the hell are you looking for, pretending to be a miracle doctor? It's over now, even if you don't behead, you will be put in jail."
"If we offend the royal family, it will be really difficult for us in Caspian Sea. This is not a mainland, and even if our identities are revealed, we probably won't be given face. Chaodu does not have an army that can fight naval battles, which is Caspian Sea's advantage.
"Guo Jing also said.
"Oh~ I said you brothers, please stop troubling me and think of a solution quickly." The magic stick got angry in a hurry.
"Gun, what I just said is right. If you go by yourself, maybe nothing will happen. You brought the jade token with yarn, it will definitely be useful at the critical moment. You are treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, maybe you can really cure it.
Not sure. We'll pick you up in the palace after we finish our business with Caspian. I hope the emperor won't get angry and give you to the eunuchs."
Upon hearing this, the magic stick nodded angrily, pointed at Li Tian and Guo Jing and said, "Okay! You just watched me jump into the fire pit without helping me, and asked me to enter the palace alone. This miracle doctor is me
Just bet it, if you can’t cure it, I’ll say your medicine is impure, and I’ll make you a eunuch first.”
After the magic stick finished speaking, he turned around and came to the eunuch and shouted loudly to a group of palace guards.
"Come here, bring me these medicine introductions and follow this miracle doctor into the palace!"