Seeing the shadow behind him, Li Tian's hair stood up. It couldn't be a bull-headed horse-face coming to take me back to the underworld. I didn't lie this time, this was my true feelings.
"Hmph! You bad guy, what did you do to your sister just now?"
"Oh my God! It's Ruyu. Did you know that scaring people can scare them to death?" Li Tian let out a sigh of relief when he knew it was not a ghost.
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me what you just did." Although Ruyu's expression could not be seen clearly in the yard, Li Tian could hear the second lady's anger from his words.
"No~ I didn't do anything." Li Tian felt really guilty.
"Huh, I've seen it all."
"Oh my God! Why are you here as a girl who doesn't sleep at midnight?"
"I~~ I originally wanted to tell you about your father's situation, but I didn't expect to see you acting like a gangster to your sister."
I'm confused. In this society, the term "playing hooligan" has even appeared. Who invented this when he had nothing to do?
"Miss Ruyu, I'm not playing around like that, I'm sincere."
"You bad guy, if I don't tell daddy, tell him to spread your ass again." After saying that, Ruyu turned around and left.
Oh my god, Li Tian grabbed Ruyu and said, "Listen to me."
"Let go, I won't listen."
Oh my god! If you leave, I will be finished. Without stopping, Li Tian suddenly hugged Ruyu tightly in his arms, but it was completely different from the mood he had when he hugged Ruyan just now.
"You bad guy, let me go, or I'll yell, come on~~"
Before Ruyu could say the word "人" out of her mouth, Li Tian's big mouth blocked her mouth. What's going on? He just finished kissing his sister affectionately, and then kissed his sister roughly.
After an unknown amount of time, Li Tian felt that Ruyu in his arms was no longer struggling, and then he slowly left her lips.
"Woooooo~~" A small cry came out of Ruyu's mouth.
"You bad guy, wuwu~ you not only bullied your sister, but also bullied me, wuwu~ look at me if I don't tell daddy~ wuwu~" Ruyu Lihua said with rain.
God, if her brainless father knew that Li Tian had done this to his two precious daughters, he would have to kill me, Li Tian. This is his territory, and he doesn’t even have a chance to complain. Even if he doesn’t kill me, Li Tian
God, you might as well turn me, Li Tian, into a eunuch.
"Ruyu, listen to me, look~ What, you and your sister have been kissed by me. If word gets out, your family's reputation will be ruined, look~" It seems
It works, the crying is gone, what the nobles are afraid of is their reputation.
"You just~~ kissed me, so~ could I~~ be pregnant?" Ruyu asked quietly and nervously.
My God! It seems that this society really needs to popularize sex education for teenagers. The knowledge is too poor.
"Well, technically speaking, you won't get pregnant. If you want to get pregnant, you have to go to the second step. I won't say more. So, as long as you don't tell anyone, I will agree to any conditions you put forward.
You." I hope this girl won't ask me, Li Tian, to grab a star from the sky or go to the sea to catch a thousand-year-old bastard.
Ruyu didn't say anything, and Li Tian waited quietly, but still held her tightly, fearing that if he let go, the girl would run to complain to her father. Li Tian couldn't catch up with Ruyu at his current duck pace.
Ruyu thought for a while, made up her mind and said, "Okay, this is what you said, don't go back on it."
"Okay, you go ahead." As long as you have the conditions, I'm not afraid of you complaining again.
"I want you to marry me." A pair of big jade eyes were particularly bright in the night.
"Ah, you!!?? This can't work. I promised to marry your sister. I can't keep my promise, otherwise she will be very sad." Grandma, I really thought, if I marry Ruyu, Ruyan will marry her in a fit of anger.
If you file a complaint, you will die an ugly death.
"I didn't tell you not to marry your sister, and there's no rule against marrying two sisters." Ruyu said in a low voice.
Great Sun God, this is the first time I sincerely flatter you. Yes, this society does not stipulate monogamy. Who promulgated the marriage law? You are so damn talented.
"Then~~hehe, I wonder if I'm not bad, you've already taken a liking to me." The pie finally hit me, Li Tian, on the head.
"You are beautiful." Ruyu said softly.
"Your sister's side, or ~um~ that one, it's best if you tell me, I'm afraid in case..." God, isn't that a bit too despicable.
"There is one more condition." Ruyu continued.
Just look at it and you know that this girl will not let it go so easily. Li Tianyi gritted his teeth and said: "Say it, as long as I can accept it, there is absolutely no problem."
"You have to teach me how to play the 'Divine Comedy'."
Li Tian let out a sigh of relief, "Why should I take it seriously? No problem, I'll take care of it."
"Then if you don't let me go and you haven't hugged me enough, my arms are numb." Ruyu's voice was as low as a mosquito. Although Ruyu's face could not be seen without the light at this time, I was sure it was red.
After letting go of Ruyu, Li Tian also stretched. It seemed that continuous hugging was really strenuous work.
"Sister Ruyu, why don't we go into the house together and study the second step to teach you how to get pregnant?"
"go to hell"
"Ouch! Don't kick my ass."
Did you step on shit today? Otherwise, how could you have such great shit luck? This is equivalent to buying a gold necklace and picking up a diamond ring for nothing.
If everything is fine, then we need to seriously prepare for the war game with the future father-in-law. As the saying goes, if you don't sharpen your weapon before the battle, it will be useless. You can't let others underestimate my prospective son-in-law. This is a matter of face. Even if you lose, you will lose.
Defeat Yourong
There were many soldiers sitting in the war chess deduction hall, and Li Tian couldn't figure out their positions anyway. It seemed that all the famous generals in Pingdu were here, and Marquis Wang Ping was sitting in the middle.
"Li Tian, I just want you to see what a battlefield is. In the future, you must work hard in my army and don't make others laugh. I am very optimistic about you." Marquis Wang Ping looked at Li Tian with a smile and said
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When Li Tian heard that Marquis Wang Ping seemed to have decided on him, he quickly asked.
"Um~~ Sir Lord, I don't know if what you said is true."
The Marquis was stunned, "What does it still count?"
"If I win, let me go to the capital." Li Tian said cautiously.
Hahahaha~~ The generals in the room burst into laughter, and the Marquis burst into tears. After finally stopping his laughter, Wang Ping said: "Good boy, as long as you win, I will not only let you go, but also give you a hundred
Two silver coins as payment."
"Thank you, Lord. I also know that it is impossible to win against you, but if I win, can you agree to a small request of mine." Li Tian began to dig a hole for Wang Ping. Can his two daughters
Becoming Li Tian's wife depends on this battle.
"Hahahaha, if you win, I will promise you, but I don't know what you want?" This old fox is not stupid at all and wants to trick Li Tian's words.
Li Tian's eyes were fixed on his knife, with a very slanderous look on his face, and he said: "Of course it is your most beloved baby, and it has been with you for many years."
Seeing Li Tian's eyes, the Marquis laughed and said, "You have really good eyesight. This is my most beloved treasure. I'm just afraid that you won't be able to take it away."
Little did he know that the treasures Li Tian mentioned were his two daughters, and he thought Li Tianzhen was interested in his broken knife.
This deduction is very simple. It is an offensive and defensive deduction. There are 20,000 siege troops and 5,000 defenders. The ratio of offensive and defensive casualties is four to one. That is, if a strong attack versus a strong defender, the final outcome will be the death of both armies.
That's fair enough. It's just that the proportions and equipment of the military services are different. The supplies for both sides are three days. In other words, the war cannot be over within three days, so it depends on who can find a way not to starve to death first.
The defender’s army ratio is
Two thousand light cavalry, two thousand and five infantry, five hundred archers, including twenty scouts. There are also fifty catapults, with an effective range of three hundred to five hundred meters, an additional one hundred meters for throwing on the city wall, and ten barrels of burning oil.
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The ratio of attacking troops is
There are 4,000 heavy cavalry, 11,000 infantry, 4,000 light cavalry, and 1,000 archers. Among them are 100 scouts and 100 catapults. The effective distance is 300 to 500 meters.
There are two hundred city ladders.
After seeing the equipment of both sides, the Marquis generously asked Li Tian to choose first, and Li Tian chose the defending side without hesitation.
Marquis Wang Ping smiled and said, "Young man, don't let me down too much."
"I am lucky to be able to deduce it with the lord. However, I still miss your baby. I will definitely not die in an ugly way. Please come first, sir."
Marquis Wang Ping nodded and walked into his headquarters.
Li Tian also walked into his headquarters and sat there blankly. Although after a night of hard work, he still knew very little about the military situation in this society. He could only rely on movies from his previous life and what he read in books and periodicals.
If you win, everyone will be happy. If you lose, the big deal is that you will have to hang out with Wang Ping for a few days first.
With an order from the deduction staff, the offensive and defensive operations of both sides officially began, and all personnel in the headquarters immediately entered a state of war.
Li Tian immediately ordered: "All scouts listen to the order. No news of the enemy can be missed within fifty miles outside the city. The light cavalry is stationed five hundred meters inside the city waiting for orders. All infantry and archers are on standby on the city wall." Because of this.
The catapults took up too much space on the city wall, so Li Tian ordered all the catapults to be removed. Watching his orders go out one after another, Li Tian really felt like a general.
After a while, the scouts came to report that the enemy troops were encamped five miles outside the city.
The attacking army lined up outside the city. Marquis Wang Ping saw the layout of Li Tian's city wall, and then looked at the figure shaking behind the wall. He sighed and shook his head, "Hey, a layman is a layman, first give me
You are so powerful, we will end the battle tomorrow. If I eat you too early, I will lose face in front of those subordinates, and I will praise them for a long time."
Come, prepare to attack the city! The catapults advance to 200 meters below the city, target the city wall, and fire three rounds. One thousand archers advance to 40 meters below the city, firing bows and arrows at full speed, and 6,000 infantrymen attack the city with all their strength.
One hundred catapults have three rounds for one round, and nine rounds for three rounds. Nine hundred boulders fell from the sky. On the spot, the drill department judged that 200 of the officers and soldiers on Li Tian's city wall had died and 70 were seriously injured, and they had to withdraw from the battle order.