Li Tian didn't expect that when he met the two 'fake boys' again, he would be like this. He was lying on a desk with his butt sticking out unsightly. My God and Holy Mother, please give me a place for Li Tian.
Sew, ask me to get in, even though I have never believed you.
"Do you know each other?" Marquis Wang Ping looked at his two daughters in confusion.
The eldest daughter's face turned red, and just as she was about to speak, the second daughter rushed to say, "Oh my God! Daddy, do you know who he is? He is the great talent Li Tian who played the 'Divine Comedy' and wrote 'Xi Shi'. Moreover,
You are also the great benefactor behind the good deeds of 'Yifangzhai', didn't you also write a plaque for 'Yifangzhai'?"
Marquis Wang Ping was surprised. The guy in front of him with his butt sticking out was the initiator of the charity event? Wang Ping said happily: "So you are a good person? Well, not bad, very good, very good
, if someone comes, please sit down."
Could it be that this old guy took the wrong medicine? Just like this, he sat down as early as possible. "Lord, what am I doing here???"
"Oh, ah, well, then lie down. These are my two daughters. The older one is called Ruyan and the younger one is called Ruyu." Mr. Hou was really a little embarrassed.
"Dad, who told you to tell others your daughter's name randomly?" Ruyu raised her mouth angrily.
Like smoke, like jade, well, the name is good, and the person looks even better.
"I've met the two young ladies." Li Tian said politely.
"Have you seen it? When have you seen it?" Marquis Wang Ping looked at Li Tian puzzledly.
"Ah, this, um, no, I mean..." God, did this old guy get kicked in the head by a donkey.
"Dad, you, hey! Mr. Li, please ignore him. My father is a military attache and doesn't pay much attention to etiquette. Please don't show me outside." Ruyan was still more considerate.
"Thank you, Miss. However, the majesty of the lord's face is far from comparable to that of the civil servants. Although a country can be governed by civil servants, it cannot be done without an army to control it. The prosperity of the country is absolutely inseparable from these generals.
If you only rely on literati and no generals, no matter how wealthy the country is, it will only be prepared for the enemy." First, flatter him a few times, and then you can seduce someone's daughter after you get to know him well.
As expected, when Wang Ping heard Li Tian's words, he slapped the table and said, "Okay! That's well said. I really like it. I didn't expect you to have such a thorough understanding of the role of civil and military officials. I don't think you should take the exam."
What a bullshit literati, just go into my barracks. With your talent and learning, I will give you a job first."
Ah! My God, with his IQ, no wonder he can't beat the civil servants.
"Dad, how can you make such a decision? Mr. Li is a talented man, so how can he follow you? No, I don't agree."
"You're a girl, what do you know?"
"I also disagree. For a literary genius, you actually ask someone to lift stone locks every day."
Ruyan Ruyu, father and daughter, were arguing.
Do they disagree? Who are they, Li Tian? Are they familiar with me? Are they interested in me? Well, according to my years of experience, Li Tian, this is a precursor to falling in love with someone.
"Yeah! Yeah! I said everyone calm down and listen to what Xiaomin has to say."
The three people immediately turned their attention to Li Tian, who was lying on the desk. Ruyan and Ruyu's faces turned red.
"Okay, you have to choose now, whether you want to hang out with me or go hang out with those sour literati."
Damn it, this old guy must have been in the underworld in his previous life, and he sounded like a boss when he spoke.
"Lord, the common people believe that as a general, a general must know how to strategize in order to win a victory thousands of miles away. Therefore, literati are not useless, and it is the right way to advance both civil and military forces."
Marquis Wang Ping circled around Li Tian three times, "Do you also know the art of war?"
This old guy talks as much as he talks. Why does he want to study his butt? Li Tian’s military skills were all found in movies and books. He was really a military fan in the past. "Sir, ordinary people are just
I know a little bit, just scratching the surface..."
"That's good, let's have a war chess competition. If you win, I'll let you go to the capital to take the palace exam. If you lose, you can report to my camp obediently. I'll give you four days to prepare. Then you can
My butt should be almost in good shape too.”
Before Li Tian finished speaking, Marquis Wang Ping hurriedly settled the matter. It seemed that he also wanted to recruit military talents.
"Dad, aren't you bullying others?" Ruyu seemed very dissatisfied.
"That's it. Someone, come and take Mr. Li back to rest." Li Tian was carried back without waiting for a word.
Lying on the big bed, all Li Tian could think about was "tunnel warfare" and "mine warfare", and seeing what modern military could be used in the past.
Early the next morning, the doctor applied ointment to Li Tian. According to authoritative doctors, Li Tian suffered all skin injuries, his bones were fine, the wound had healed, and he could walk around after the swelling subsided. Today is the last time to apply the medicine.
Just drink something to take internally.
After smearing the medicine all over my butt, I could only dry it there with my butt exposed.
Just listen to the door creaking. Huh! It seems that these voyeuristic maids are here to admire my young master’s butt again. Grandma’s, it’s not like I didn’t ask you to see it.
"Come here and give me a pat on the waist to stimulate your blood so that I can walk soon."
After hearing no movement for a long time, Li Tian looked up and saw, ah! He saw Ruyan holding a few books in his hand, standing there in surprise. Hearing Li Tian's cry, his face turned red with embarrassment, "I~~
I'm giving you some military books, and I'll leave them here." After saying that, Ruyan put down the book, turned around and ran out.
Just before Li Tian closed his mouth in surprise, he heard someone talking outside, "Why are you running so fast, sister?" The footsteps were getting closer and closer.
"Ah! Miss Ruyu, please don't come in, please don't come in." The elder sister looked at the younger sister again, she was too embarrassed to see anyone.
"Hmph, I won't let you in if you don't want to. I have to get in. Ah! You!! Me!! You bad guy, you're a damned bad guy if you didn't tell me earlier." Yes! Another one ran away.
Did you tell me earlier? This is personal privacy, can I tell you? I have to see Li Tian when I recover from my injury, otherwise I will suffer a big loss.
Three days passed in the blink of an eye, and he was finally able to walk around. The maids helped Li Tian change into new clothes. Of course, after they had been looking at his butt for so many days, it was not an exaggeration to eat a little tofu and harass him. Nugget and horse noodles, this
You can't write it down in the account, Confucius said, 'Food and sex are the same!'. Li Tian finally managed to sit on the chair, but the troublemaker came.
"You all get out, don't come in unless ordered."
"Yes, two ladies."
Looking at the two menacing beauties, Li Tianzhen didn't understand what they wanted to do. Could it be that they wanted to rape them??~~~ Impossible, absolutely impossible. Li Tian definitely didn't believe that a pie could fall from the sky and fall on her.
On his head. It could also be~~ murder and silence!! It's possible, very possible, that the daughter of the Moon Lord looked at a man's butt these days. If word gets out~~~ God, the consequences will be serious.
"Li Tian" and "Bad guy" both shouted at the same time, but Ruyan shouted the former, and Ruyu shouted the latter.
"Well, um, do you call me Li Tian or bad guy?"
Ruyan glanced at her sister, "Li Tian, I can tell you, you can't tell anyone what happened that day~~, otherwise~"
"Did you hear that?" Ruyu also said.
"Oh, the weather is nice today. I don't remember anything about that day."
"Huh, you know what's going on." Ruyu put her hands on her waist and straightened her chest out. Oh, at such a young age, my breasts are so long~~ Then what, God is above me, I was just thinking about it.
"And~~ is, well, after tomorrow, my father will compete with you in war games. It will be so difficult for you that you really have to give up your future and learn to be a military commander from him." Ruyan was a little shy and did not dare to look at Li Tian. Well, still
If Ruyan is good to me, Li Tian, take her down first.
"Alas! It's difficult. I have to listen to the lord's words. After all, I am his subject, but I don't necessarily lose."
"Humph, it's weird that you can win." Ruyu seemed to be very confident in her father.
"Tonight I am going to read by candlelight at night and study the book of war, just~~"
"Just what?" they both asked in unison.
"It's just best if you two can help me tonight." Alas! The dark plan to pick up girls begins.
"You have a beautiful idea." The two sisters blurted out without thinking. Also, it is a bit difficult to enter a grown man's room in the middle of the night.
"Is it so difficult for you to bear to see such a talented and promising young man like me being buried by the lord?"
"Then I'll help you now." Ruyan said.
"I want to practice the formation first at night, and you two can give me some pointers. Tell me what formation your father likes to use and how to play. It's best to go to your father's place now to get a feel for the situation."
"Humph, anyway~ I'm not coming anyway. Sister! I'm leaving." After Ruyu said that, she turned around and ran out.
"Sister, don't leave, I~I'm leaving too." Ruyan glanced at Li Tian before leaving.
A sinister smile crept onto Li Tian's face. He knew very well that Ruyan would definitely come at night.
When the moon rises and the willow tree heads rise, people meet at dusk. The ancients were so damn talented.
Time passed little by little, and Li Tian was really a little anxious. If he didn't come, all his plans for tonight would be in vain, and the plan to cultivate beautiful women would have to be postponed.
"Dang, dang, dang," the three long-awaited knocks on the door finally rang.
Seeing Ruyan standing outside the door, I really felt like hugging her, "Miss Ruyan, please come in quickly."
"I'm just here to tell you about the situation, and then I'll leave." Ruyan said with a red face.
Looking at Ruyan walking into the room, even a fool can hear such a meaningless lie. Look at that cute little face, as red as a little peach blossom, and you can hear the beating of the little heart.
Li Tian held Ruyan's hand and said, "Ruyan, thank you. It is enough for me, Li Tian, to have a confidante like you in this life."
"Ah! You! ~ You, who is your confidant?" Ruyan was a little panicked and quickly withdrew her hand.
Li Tian didn't care. He turned around and came to the desk. There was the 'props' prepared by Li Tian, a picture of 'Three Plum Blossoms'. Li Tian reached out and picked it up and said: "Miss Ruyan, in order to express
My thanks, this is what I give to you."
Ruyan walked over doubtfully and did not take the painting, but softly recited the prompts on the painting.
"A plum blossom breaks a person's intestines,
Plum Blossom Two takes a lot of thought,
The storm is rising in the plum blossom three games,
Deep in the clouds, there is vast water.
The advent of what love is,
Let’s live and die together.”
Hey, looking at this girl's expression, you can tell she is stupid.
"Is this written by Mr. Li?" Ruyan looked at Li Tian in surprise.
"Ah! Well, in this world, it's not who I am." God, this is not a lie. Even if you file a lawsuit, you won't be able to find this.
"Master Li is very talented. My dear, thank you for giving this painting to me." After saying that, he folded the painting up carefully.
"Then he is my soulmate."
Li Tian gently held Ruyan's jade hand again, and Ruyan struggled slightly again. Seeing that Li Tian wouldn't let go, even his neck turned a little red. Li Tian took advantage of the situation and grabbed Ruyan with his right arm.
In my arms.
"Ah! You!! Master~~Don't~!"
Without saying a word, Li Tian kissed Ru Yan's jade lips. If you don't act early on this little girl who has just started to have feelings for you, you may not know how many love tests are waiting for you in the future.
After a while of lingering, she finally left Ruyan's jade lips reluctantly, "Ruyan, you are mine now, and I want to marry you."
"You~ let me go first." Ruyan nervously and shyly hid her face in Li Tian's arms.
"Then you promise me first."
Ruyan nodded slightly. Oh my god, we finally succeeded 50%. As long as we complete the second step of the plan, it will be 100%.
Li Tian let go of his hands. Ruyan, who had just left Li Tian's arms, picked up the painting and ran to the door. He whispered: "My sister is right, you are such a bad guy. I will ignore you." After that,
Opened the door and ran out.
"Ruyan, don't go, we haven't taken the second step yet. Oops, damn ass." The injury was not healed yet, so Li Tian could only slowly chase him to the yard with duck steps. Ruyan's figure had already disappeared.
In the night.
Hey, let's go, it's almost done anyway, the porridge is more delicious when cooked slowly. When he turned around, a dark figure stood in front of Li Tian.
"Oh my God", Li Tian sat down on the ground in fright. Huge pain came from his buttocks. With a "Ah" force, Li Tian stood up again.