The person photographing Li Tian behind him was Pang Panghai, the city gate officer whom he had bribed when he entered the city. When he entered the city, Li Tian was riding in a car dressed like a businessman, but now he is dressed like a scholar.
If his suspicions were aroused, there would be at least twenty or thirty officers and soldiers inside and outside the city gate, and they would not be able to escape.
"Isn't this Brother Pang Pang? Aren't you guarding the city at the west gate? Why did you come to the east gate?" Li Tian asked carefully.
"I've just been transferred here. Now I'm a member of a hundred households. I've been promoted one level." Pang Panghai said arrogantly.
"Oh! Congratulations, what's that, you talented pig, hurry up and give Brother Pang Pang some congratulatory gifts." After Li Tian finished speaking, he winked at the magic stick.
The magic stick gritted his teeth, took out two taels of scattered silver, and said with a flattering face: "Congratulations to Brother Pangda for your promotion. I'm sorry for being so careless."
"What are you doing! How can I, Old Pang, take other people's things casually? I won't do this next time." After saying that, he put the money into his pocket, glanced at Li Tian in embarrassment, and then said, "You are not
A businessman? Why are you dressed like this?"
"Ah, this~" Li Tian was afraid that he would ask about this, so he thought he would just give him money and forget it, but he still didn't escape.
But the magic stick sighed and said with a sad face: "Hey! Originally, we came here to do some small business. Who would have thought that in such a chaotic situation, it is too difficult to do business. There has been no business at all in the past two days. It's hard to do anything.
How can one live if two businessmen are forced to become poets?"
"This~~this~ is not easy, where are you going?" Pang Panghai's brain almost short-circuited, the poet who dared to love was forced to do it.
"We brothers want to go to the capital and see if there is any good way out there." Li Tian said quickly, wishing to send this guy away as soon as possible.
"Yes, there are high mountains and long roads on the way to the capital. I think it's better to hurry up and find a place to stay early at night. It's very unsafe on the road now." Shengun also said.
"What a coincidence, Mr. Zhang Bing's sister is also going to the capital today. The one who protects her is my good brother who leads the team. We are destined to be together, so this matter will be taken care of by me. You two wait and join them later.
It's very safe to hit the road." Pang Panghai was very generous.
"Ah! No need for this~~!!" Li Tianxin said that you are such a talkative guy.
"Don't be polite to me, just settle it like this, otherwise I will be angry."
There was nothing Li Tian could do when he encountered such enthusiastic people, but if he really followed them, he would save a lot of trouble along the way.
After a while, a group of officers and soldiers came and escorted an official car to the city gate.
"Wang Laoliu, Lao Wang~" Pang Panghai shouted loudly.
I saw a big man on horseback waving his hand, and the officers and soldiers stopped, "Old Pang, I heard that you have been promoted, and you will treat your brothers to a drink when you come back."
"Haha, no problem. These are my two friends. They are also going to the capital. Take care of them along the way. They are poets." Pang Panghai said with a smile to the big man named Wang Laoliu.
"I want to ask Miss Zhang first, please wait." After Wang Laoliu finished speaking, he dismounted and walked to the car to say a few words.
I saw the car curtain lifted, and a woman in her twenties walked out. She looked pretty decent. But with her figure, she looked like a man. She was big and round, and she was dressed like a chivalrous woman.
The woman strode over, looked at Li Tian and Shen Gun, nodded and said: "Well, yes, this bald head is very manly. Alas! It's a pity that he is a poet. It would be great if he could do some martial arts. Look at this bald head
For your sake, just follow us. Don’t worry, I will protect you all the way, and no one will dare to bully you two."
Oh my God! This bald head has something special? How come I didn’t notice it after being with him for so long? Li Tian looked at the bald head of the magic stick very carefully.
After bidding farewell to Pang Panghai, Li Tian and Shengun finally left Xinyang City and followed the team cautiously.
"Hey! Those two poets, come here, I haven't asked you what your names are yet?" Miss Zhang stretched her head out of the car window and shouted.
Li Tian glanced at the rollers and had no choice. The two men urged the horse to come to the car. Li Tian said as he walked: "Miss, my name is Li An, and this is my good brother Zhu Dachang."
The magic stick rolled his eyes at Li Tian, saying, "You are just a pig's intestines".
"Don't call me Miss. My name is Zhang Guihua. People in the world are all about loyalty. You should call me by my name. By the way, Mr. Zhu, why don't you learn martial arts? Why do you have to be a poet?" Miss Zhang looked at it.
Lai has a special liking for the magic stick, and the way he looks at the magic stick is different. There is no place for Li Tian in his eyes.
"It's like this, my God~~ I have been interested in poetry since I was a child, so when I grew up, I traveled around the mountains and rivers, reciting poems and painting, which is considered a leisurely life."
"Oh! My God, Mr. Zhu seems to have been to many places. If you have traveled around the world like you, if you have martial arts skills, you will definitely be a very famous knight."
"Although I am a scholar, I often encounter some bad guys, so I know a little bit about self-defense." Hearing the praise from the woman, the magician felt a little elated and said very proudly.
"Oh my god! Young master also knows the art of self-defense? Come on and tell me." Miss Zhang's eyes showed excitement.
"The most important thing in self-defense is to strike first. You need to take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness and defeat him with one move, such as inserting the enemy's eyes, kicking him in an important part, or..."
Li Tiandao knew what was going on, so he slowed down his horse and distanced himself from the two of them. From a distance, he saw the magic stick riding on the horse and talking nonsense. Miss Zhang had an expression of admiration on her face, which made Li Tian's whole body go crazy.
All got goosebumps.
At noon, the team came to the foot of a mountain, stopped at the foot of the mountain, set up the stove and started cooking. Shengun and Miss Zhang were still chatting affectionately, while Li Tian sat there alone, looking bored.
very lonely.
"Everyone, listen, let's have a competition before dinner. Whoever can beat me will be rewarded with two taels of silver." As soon as Miss Zhang finished speaking, she received a round of applause.
The result of the competition turned out to be that Miss Zhang won. It seemed that she had practiced a few times, and no one else was her opponent. The one named Wang Laoliu obviously gave way to her, but even so, Li Tian also felt that this woman
His kung fu is pretty good too.
"Two young masters, it's time for you two to end." The guards looked at this picture and the eldest lady was not satisfied with the beating, so they went directly to Li Tian and Shengun.
"Oh! Miss, please forgive me, I am a scholar and I don't know any martial arts." Li Tian said quickly.
"Sister Osmanthus fragrans, those one-shot moves I use to defeat the enemy are very vicious, I think it's better to forget it." The magic stick also said boldly.
"Brother Da Chang, since you said so, my little sister will listen to you."
‘Sister Osmanthus?’ ‘Brother Dachang?’ Li Tian felt like vomiting when he heard it. In less than half a day, he became Sister Osmanthus, and what about Brother Dachang? I don’t know if Miss Zhang is a nympho or the magic stick is an idiot.
"It's fine if you two don't compete, but each of you can compose a poem and ask everyone to comment. Whoever does it better will win." Miss Zhang posed another difficult problem.
Li Tian was so anxious that he was sweating. He was not afraid of composing poems and could easily steal a poem to get away with it. But what about the magician?
"Okay! No problem." The magician agreed generously.
###, you don’t know how to live or die, but you can also compose poetry? Li Tian felt ashamed for him.
"Then let me do it first." Li Tian looked at it and then said, "I will compose a poem based on the cicada on this tree."
Li Tianluo pondered for a while, thought of a poem from his previous life, and slowly read: "
Hanging down to drink the clear dew,
The sound of flowing water leaves the sparse trees.
Keep your voice high and far away,
It’s not just about borrowing the autumn wind.”
The officers, soldiers and Miss Zhang around were all stunned. Li Tianxin said, I told you to know what poetry is, and you will be stupid!
Miss Zhang thought for a long time and said: "Mr. Li, why didn't I understand what you said?"
"Yeah, what the hell are you talking about, we don't understand either." The officers and soldiers also agreed.
I'm dizzy, I don't understand this, it's really playing the piano to a cow. But it's okay, it won't make much of a fool of myself if the magician can't do it.
"Forget it, Mr. Zhu should do it." Miss Zhang said.
The magic stick puffed up his chest and said confidently: "Master Li used cicadas to compose a poem, so I will use this mountain to compose a poem."
This magic stick can also use mountains to compose poems? I, Li Tian, really haven't noticed? He can't say something like "a big mountain comes out, thin at the top and thick at the bottom. One day, it will be turned upside down, thin at the bottom and thick at the top."
The magic stick took two steps forward and listened to the magic stick slowly chanting:
Looking at a big mountain from a distance,
Look at a big mountain up close.
Come closer and take a closer look,
Still a big mountain.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard." Li Tian burst into tears when he heard the laughter.
"Good poetry, this is real poetry, easy to understand, and very sophisticated." Miss Zhang actually took the lead in applauding, with the little stars unique to nymphomaniacs twinkling in her eyes.
"Okay~ As expected of a poet, what he said is so good~" Wang Laoliu also said something.
"Great, I finally understand the poem."
The magic stick waved his hand modestly in the midst of the applause, "This is all the experience I have accumulated over the years, so that I can compose such a poem. It is really difficult for a poet to compose such a quatrain by accident."
God, who are these people? Is there any justice? It seems that in the eyes of this female nymphomaniac, everything is good. Li Tian feels like he wants to cry without tears.