Li Tian was extremely depressed after eating this meal. Shengun and Miss Zhang were still quarreling while eating. No matter how Li Tian looked at Shengun's face, he felt that he deserved a beating.
"Brother Da Chang, you are a poet, you should eat more."
"Sister Osmanthus fragrans, you are a martial arts practitioner. Eat more meat." As he said this, the magic stick gave Miss Zhang a piece of braised pork.
Oh my god, I can't let you live. My poor stomach, Li Tian really can't eat anymore. He barely ate anything, and he was so sick and full from the two people's dirty performance. Li Tian was very strange about those things.
How could the officers and soldiers eat it?
After finally staying up until night, he settled down in a small town. The magic stick excitedly grabbed Li Tian's hand and said, "Lizi, I just realized that life is so wonderful. Let's have a few more drinks with Sister Guihua later."
, let’s celebrate that I have found my soulmate in life.”
"Pig intestines, pig intestines! Stick, stick! I've finally convinced you. She is the sister of the rebel commander in chief. Aren't you looking for death by touching the tiger's butt? You want to find a woman. I'll find a better one for you when you get back.
, look at her figure, if you two quarrel, he can beat you up all over the floor."
"What's the point? What happened to the rebel commander's sister? I will persuade her to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, and run towards my great and righteous arms."
"Stop~~~ Stop it, I can't control you, so what~ give me some money." Li Tianzhi realized that a man who falls in love cannot be pulled back.
"What do you need money for? I have no money!" As soon as money was mentioned, the happy face of the magician suddenly turned cold.
"Okay, please! I'm going out to buy something to eat by myself. If you don't want to see me starving to death on the road, just show some kindness." Eating with the magic stick Zhang Guihua is the most important thing in the world for Li Tian.
maximum penalty.
"It's just five coins, save some money, we still have two days to go." The magic stick trembled and took out five coins of loose silver.
Finally having a full meal, Li Tian happily took the broken silver from the magic stick's hand and ran outside to find a place to drink.
Very late, Li Tian returned to the inn where he was staying. The other officers and soldiers had gone to bed early. When he came to the room, the magic stick was not there? Li Tian finished washing and lay on the bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep. What could the magic stick do?
Something?
Li Tian once again used his spiritual power to search slowly in the store. The store was not big, so Li Tian's spiritual power was still able to search through it.
Oh my God, this guy is actually having an affair with Miss Zhang? No, I should say... Oh my God, this guy wants to force himself on me! This is going too fast, isn't it?
Shengun was busy there, and Li Tian was also peeping excitedly. ###, what a pig, so inexperienced, he just took off his pants now! Li Tian was worried about Shengun.
Damn it! Just go on there, what else are you looking at? The magic stick is so busy that he is sweating, and Li Tian is also sweating looking at it.
Li Tian closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and muttered softly. This pig is so good, he didn't even go in, hahaha, he's still a virgin! Go on, practice makes perfect. By the way, use harder, that's it, use more force
, I'm dizzy, premature ejaculation!
Li Tian opened his eyes and wiped the sweat from his face with his hands, feeling really sorry for the poor magician.
After half a watch, Shengun still didn't come back, and Li Tian couldn't help but start peeking again. Shengun and Miss Zhang were still kissing and scratching each other, and it seemed that the two of them were going to have a second round of fighting.
Holy stick, don't be embarrassed this time and act like a man. Otherwise, don't say I'm your buddy in the future. I can't afford to embarrass that person.
It seems that the magic stick still hasn't found the secret, and is flying around like a headless fly. Li Tian is anxious to give some guidance in person. It seems that Miss Zhang can't bear the silent pain, so she turns over and wields the magic stick fiercely.
He was pushed down on the bed. There was a frightened look in the god's eyes. Miss Zhang sat on it without saying a word. The painful expressions of the two people frightened Li Tian and he sat up.
Oh my God, I actually saw a live ### scene. The victim was still my friend. Li Tian got out of bed and wiped the sweat on his face with a wet towel.
It wasn't until morning, when it was almost dawn, that Shengun quietly returned to the room. Seeing that Li Tian was still awake, Shengun said embarrassedly.
This night, Shengun and Miss Zhang, who had tasted clouds and rain for the first time, were alone, a man and a woman, making firewood, a pair of cheating lovers fighting continuously. Shengun finally knew the wonderful taste of it, and worked diligently all night, feeling pain and happiness at the same time.
Li Tian also spent the whole night peeping seriously, feeling pain but not happiness.
The golden rooster croaked, and the difficult night was finally over. Everyone had breakfast and started on their way.
"Chang~ you are weak, so don't ride a horse today. Come ride in the car with me." Miss Zhang said softly in the car.
"Hua~ I'm so embarrassed. It won't be good for you if people see you." The magic stick said and got into the car shamelessly.
Oh my God, overnight, I became a flower and a intestine? Li Tianzhen regretted following Miss Zhang's team to Beijing. The other officers and soldiers also opened their mouths in surprise, but no one dared to say anything.
Dare to provoke a tyrannosaurus girl.
On this day, Li Tian felt extremely uncomfortable and sleepy. In the end, he had no choice but to tie himself to the horse and fell asleep in the bumps.
After two days, the team finally arrived in the capital. The magic stick was full of energy and ordered arrogantly: "We will enter Zhang's Mansion later, and you can have a half-day holiday. When you come to the capital, look around and don't cause trouble."
No, you have to listen to the eldest lady in the capital."
Those who didn't know thought he was the Commander-in-Chief. Looking at Li Tian, he had lost weight in just two days, with dark circles under his eyes and obvious lack of sleep. It was really hard for Li Tian. He was a daytime soldier.
The jolts on the horse, the nauseating vomiting while eating, and the serious peeping at night are so heavy a workload that even gods may not be able to bear it.
Li Tian and Shengun separated from Miss Zhang when they arrived in the capital. Both Shengun and Miss Zhang cried with snot and tears, and they made an oath to each other. With Shengun's solemn guarantee, Miss Zhang stayed with him.
He left a passionate kiss on his bald head and left the god stick sadly.
Li Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt comfortable. The two found an inn and everything was arranged. Li Tian did not go looking for Guo Jing and the others, but fell asleep because his body could not hold on any longer.
The magic stick was in a daze for a long time, feeling bored, and walked out of the inn with a lip mark on his bald head. He went to look for Guo Jing and his brothers from the six tribes alone. He wanted to share this great love story with his brothers.
To find someone, you have to go to a crowded place. Shengun came to a teahouse alone. While listening to a ditty singing on the stage, he looked around for acquaintances. After looking for a long time, he didn't find any brothers from the six tribes. Shengun
I was a little disappointed and was about to leave when I was attracted by the conversation of four people at the table next to me.
"Hey! Have you heard? The marshal and the envoy of Da'an were burned to death in Wangqiutan."
"I've heard about such a big thing a long time ago. Hey, it's really a crime. The marshal was burned to death. Why did he burn our respected envoy to death as well? He really deserves to be struck by lightning."
"Yes, it makes me sad when I think about it. The radiant appearance of God's angel will live in my heart forever."
"Hey~~ When I think of the divine appearance of the God Envoy, my heart goes cold."
My God, it turns out that this divine envoy is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people? It seems that these four people are my loyal believers. When they go out to meet them, this divine envoy must not make such loyal believers sad.
After a while, the four people at the table next to them finished drinking tea and listening to a ditty and walked out of the teahouse, and the magic stick quickly followed them.
"Four brothers, can you come over here? I have a secret to tell you. Come with me." The magician looked around crookedly, then turned and walked towards an alley.
The four people looked at the stick inexplicably, "Who is this guy?" one of them said.
"Is he a liar?"
"He still has a bald head?"
"Is there a lip mark on your head?"
"Is he really a thief? Go with him. If he is really a liar, beat him up. He deserves to be beaten up because he dares to pay attention to the messenger's hairstyle."
In a small alley, Shengun looked around and saw no one around, smiled at the four people and said, "Look who I am!" Shengun put on a pose that he thought was cool.
The four people looked at it for a long time and all shook their heads inexplicably.
"Oh my God, if you take a closer look, do you think I look like a person? Hahaha, listen carefully, don't be intimidated by my language."
After the magic stick finished speaking, he puffed up his chest and said in a thick voice: "I am the admirer in your hearts, the great ~~~god~~~envoy!!!"