Chapter 011. [Destroy the Three Views of 'SpongeBob SquarePants']
Underground adult film shooting scene.
Yi Feiyang was lying leisurely on the chair on the set, holding grapes in his hands and putting them in his mouth.
These grapes were used during filming, but most of them had been destroyed by the uncle-level screenwriter Yi.
Next to him, "old screenwriter" Fat Jack squatted on the ground, holding a small notebook in his hand and looking at Yi Feiyang eagerly.
Yi Feiyang spit out a grape skin, which happened to stick to Fat Jack's face.
"I'm sorry, I didn't spit correctly, I missed my target." Yi Feiyang wiped his mouth with a tissue, "But since you are willing to become my teacher and learn screenwriting, then I will teach you a lesson."
The fat man had a grimace on his face, who said he wanted to become a disciple?! If the other party hadn't kicked his ass like a ball and forced him to become an apprentice, he wouldn't have done it.
Alas, for the sake of the safety of my buttocks and protecting the delicate anus from indirect damage, I had no choice but to compromise.
"It's hard to be an apprentice, and it's not easy to be a master, so you have to learn with an open mind. We have an old saying in China that pride makes people fall behind, but humility makes people progress. You have to keep it in mind! Come, let me tell you about myself.
The general plot of the story..."
Yi Feiyang coughed twice and cleared his throat, "On the vast sea, there is a petrel... Oh no, it should be, in the deep sea, there is a cute SpongeBob SquarePants..."
That's right, the story Yi Feiyang is telling at this moment is the classic American cartoon "SpongeBob SquarePants" from his previous life.
"SpongeBob SquarePants" is a famous American TV animation series. It will be broadcast on the cable station Nickelodeon in 1999, which will be broadcast next year. The creator is Stephen Hillenburg. The animation scene is set on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, at a beach called Beach.
Castle City, the story revolves around the protagonist Spongebob Squarepants and his good friends. Because the plot is humorous, entertaining and full of imagination, it is loved by many children and adult audiences, and has been translated into multiple languages, becoming a popular movie all over the world.
work.
Now Yi Feiyang has unexpectedly made this classic cartoon, which has not yet been aired, into an adult film. It can be said that it directly destroys the three concepts, disregards the physical and mental health of future children, and blasphemes classic art!
Fat Jack didn't know someone's sinister intentions, and he was currently writing a script to help others.
"Attention, you must do a good job in characterization and analysis of the characters. For example, the male protagonist in my story, Spongebob, needs to be a little bit funny, a little wordy, and a little bit three-eight; in terms of supporting actors, the big guy like Pie Guanxing needs to look like an idiot.
A little, a little more straightforward; as for Squidward, a little more sophisticated and narcissistic; Mr. Krabs wants to be portrayed as a miser, does the miser know? Grandet, Sherlock, Abagon... If I really don’t know, I can
Introduce you to a Chinese restaurant to refer to a real person..."
"The lines must be in line with the aesthetic mood of the public... Note that the public I am talking about is the vast number of male friends who like to watch porn! I shouldn’t need to say what kind of preferences they have? We are all men, so we all understand.
Xuan. In the past, everyone liked to play with uniform temptations, such as nurses, stewardesses, police beauties, McDonald's girls, etc... Now we want them to change their taste and play with cartoon dolls. Yes, they are cartoon dolls! They can squeak.
Squeaking, yes, yes, Cam'on, Cam'on..."
"The most important details of being a screenwriter are the instigation of the plot and the handling of exciting points. Remember my words, plot is king and rhythm is the crown. The rhythm of filming should follow the pace of the audience so that they have a strong sense of involvement.
, so that they will feel happy and feel that watching our film is enough!"
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Yi Feiyang eats grapes without spitting out grape slices, and teaches Fat Jack earnestly. Fatty writes like a spirit. Under Yi Feiyang's training, he is like a calf in heat, spreading his hooves and galloping on the road of lust.
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Therefore, it is difficult for people to learn well, but it is very easy for people to learn bad.
In fact, the reason why Yi Feiyang wants Fatty to be his apprentice is firstly to win over this little fatty who will have a sense of comedy in the future, secondly because he is not familiar with Hollywood-style scripts, and thirdly because...because of him
Too lazy!
Ever since I started writing three short stories that never came to light, I felt a headache just thinking about writing.
Fat Jack didn't know, but in order to protect his butt from being kicked, he had to compromise and become a disciple.
However, as Yi Feiyang analyzed the character's personality, penetrated the plot of the story, and manipulated the audience's emotions, Fat Jack gradually opened his mouth and looked at Yi Feiyang in disbelief.
Fat Jack has never received any special training as a screenwriter. He has been figuring it out on his own. It can be said that he is self-taught. However, it is not enough to bring this little talent to the big circle of Hollywood. There is no way. In order to eat, he
I just started working on this kind of low-level adult film. In a word, it was forced by the situation.
But now, the guidance Yi Feiyang gave him gave him a sudden feeling of enlightenment, and then he saw his own shortcomings and a bright future... A thought suddenly came to his heart, this teacher is not just a man, he is talented.
ah!
Nonsense! Yi Feiyang is a "experienced person". Although he doesn't know much about the Hollywood script model, every sentence he teaches is the essence.
For example, the sentence "plot is king and rhythm is the crown" is the core content of any movie. I would like to ask, which movie does not rely on these two points to attract the audience?
There is also the "sense of immersion" he emphasized, which is not only applicable to movies, but also to any novel story. To put it bluntly, people watch movies and read to pursue the pleasure they bring in.
Fat Jack's mood changed very quickly, from being helpless and dissatisfied before to being ecstatic and desperate now, and he began to admire Yi Feiyang's screenwriting skills...
How did Yi Feiyang know the huge changes in Fat Jack's heart? After eating grapes and expressing his opinions and suggestions, he acted as a hands-off shopkeeper and said: "I will tell you so much for the time being. You still need to figure it out yourself.
, There is an old saying in China that the master leads the door, and the practice depends on the individual. Whether you can become a talent on the path of screenwriting in the future depends on your own destiny."
Fat Jack nodded firmly, "Master, don't worry, I will definitely work hard!"
"Eh?!" Yi Feiyang was surprised that the fat man called him "Master" so sweetly. He must have been wilted before.
However, he, who is used to "fooling the master", has long been accustomed to this kind of change.
"Well, very good! You just do what I say. You have to lie here to brainstorm and think about the next details of the filming... Just kneel down and rest in peace!"
Fat Jack: “…”
"Oh, you don't understand our court language, so I just want you to GO~OUT!"
Fat Jack understood and stepped back respectfully.
"Yawn!" Yi Feiyang stretched his arms sleepily and yawned. Being a teacher is quite tiring. I really don't know how those professors and tutors survive... I'd better squint for a while before talking.
Someone closed his eyes, held a grape in his hand, rubbed it, and began to think about his next plan.
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Just when Yi Feiyang was thinking about his plan, a dirty little hand was secretly eating his grapes.
Yi Feiyang, who had his eyes closed, suddenly reached out and grabbed the little hand easily.
"I'll count to one, two, three, and you have to come out, or I'll beat your ass!"
"I surrender! You win, man!" said a childish voice. As he spoke, an eleven or twelve-year-old child emerged from behind his chair.
