A child appearing out of nowhere on the set of an adult film is equivalent to a ghost emerging from a holy church.
Look at the boy who emerged from behind Yi Feiyang's chair. He is very beautiful and cute, with blue eyes and delicate facial features. Although there are a few freckles on his face, it will definitely not affect him from becoming a handsome man when he grows up.
, it’s just that the clothes he’s wearing are a little dirty, and he must look very naughty at ordinary times.
The boy had no intention of being a thief. He looked at Yi Feiyang and said with a smile: "Your grapes are so delicious. I couldn't help it, so I ate a few of them."
"Your butt is so beautiful, I just can't help but want to give it a couple of spanks, how about it?" Yi Feiyang imitated his tone and said.
"I'm a kid and you're an adult. You can't get along with me, right?"
"What do you think?" Yi Feiyang raised his hand.
"No, I surrender."
"You seem to have surrendered once."
"It's true this time!" The little boy shrugged, "I can't beat you, so I have to surrender."
"Well, since you choose to surrender, you will answer whatever I ask you." Yi Feiyang said "seriously".
"Like interrogating a prisoner?"
"almost."
"You won't punish me, will you? Like in the movie, slam the table and yell, or hit me in the stomach?" the little boy asked, holding his belly.
Yi Feiyang: "..."
"If you were obedient, I wouldn't do that."
"Okay then, I will be obedient." The little boy sat down on the chair next to him, crossed his little hands, and looked like a prisoner in prison, and then added, "Now that I am ready, you can start interrogating me!
"
Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, "Then let me ask you, what is your name? Why are you here?" You must know that this is an adult film set, and it is shocking enough for a child to suddenly appear here.
"How many questions does this count? One, or two?" the little boy said, blinking seriously.
"That's two."
"Then which one do I need to answer first?" the little boy continued to ask seriously.
Yi Feiyang suddenly felt dizzy. It turned out that interrogating children was such a troublesome thing.
"You can answer whichever one you want first." Yi Feiyang said bravely.
"Then I'd better answer my name first." The little boy thought for a while and said, "I have many names. I don't know which one you want to ask? At home, my parents call me 'Little Naughty', and at school my classmates call me 'Little Naughty'."
Like to call me 'Freckled Boy', well, my teacher calls me 'ADHD'..."
"I usually like to play football and basketball, but the big kids don't play with me because they say I'm too short. And I don't like playing with those little kids. It's boring. They cry when they lose..."
"I have an old dog named Harry, but Harry got dysentery last year and died of diarrhea. I buried him in the garden of our home and set up a tombstone for him. It said, My favorite
My friend Harry is buried here... I love Harry very much, really, I love him very much. At that time, I burst into tears every night..."
The little boy introduced it in detail, but Yi Feiyang felt very pained listening to it.
"Okay, stop it! I just want to know your specific name, no nicknames!"
The little boy crossed his hands and shrugged like an adult, "Well, buddy, I can tell you, my name is Robert Pattinson! Yes, that's the name on our family register. How about it? Does it sound good?"
"Robert Pattinson?" Yi Feiyang felt that the name seemed familiar. Looking carefully at the handsome appearance of the little guy, he suddenly knew who he was... the future "Twilight Man", Robert Pattinson!
The future "Harry Potter" movie will make a man with glasses famous, as well as many other people. Among them, there is a very inconspicuous guy who plays the top student of the magic academy in the movie. Unfortunately, he is unlucky. He is popular but not popular. Continue
Playing Xiami, playing small roles. Until 2008, things turned around for this young man. He became famous with his performance as "Vampire Boy" Edward Cullen in "Twilight" and became a dazzling star of tomorrow.
There is no doubt that this star who has made a comeback is Robert Pattinson.
If nothing else, it’s the little kid in front of me.
"Second question, why did you come here?"
"Oh, it was my uncle who brought me here. He works here and said he is a big star and brought me here to see him."
"Your uncle?"
"Yeah, his name is Big Bird Lucky. What, you don't know him? He said he is a big star, and everyone in Hollywood knows him! Of course, except for those rookie guys who just came to Hollywood!" Robert Jr. winked.
Said with proud eyes.
Yi Feiyang couldn't laugh or cry. If you remember correctly, Big Bird Luqi is the male protagonist of this adult film, the guy who will play "SpongeBob SquarePants". I didn't expect that he would really put on a high hat and pretend to be a big star. Also,
He actually brought his nephew to a set like this. What kind of education is this?!
"Ahem, yes, of course I know him! Indeed, he is a big star!" Yi Feiyang smiled, "But do you know what kind of scenes he is filming here?"
"Well, he said it was an action movie, a very exciting one... I like action movies, especially Stallone. I have watched "First Blood" starring him seven times! And "Rocky" starring him
", it's also very good-looking... My uncle said that he is also Stallone, but his opponents are all women, very powerful women. My uncle said that they all practice a magical skill called the Star-Absorbing Technique, which makes him weak every time.
I'm lying on my back... I really don't understand what's so scary about women, it's the Soviet boxing champions and the Vietnamese who are so scary!"
Yi Feiyang was almost defeated by the little kid in front of him and sighed: "Your uncle is such a talent!"
"Yes, even he himself said that he is a talent, and those screenwriters who don't use him are stupid... And the new stupid screenwriter insists on reshooting, so that all his previous scenes will be in vain!"
Little Robert imitated the tone of an adult and said.
"Silly screenwriter?" Yi Feiyang frowned.
Little Robert rolled his eyes, "You can't be that... that idiot, right?"
"What do you think?" Yi Feiyang stared at him.
"Haha, actually I was just joking. My uncle said that the new screenwriter is very nice, kind-hearted, and amiable..."
"Edit, continue to edit."
"That, and...I'm sorry, I can't make it up any more." Little Robert lowered his head in distress.
Yi Feiyang looked at him and said nothing.
Seeing that he couldn't even pretend to be pitiful, little Robert stood on tiptoes and patted Yi Feiyang's shoulder like a little adult, "Hey, man, I know you are angry and sad now, but don't pay too much attention, everyone will
Sometimes I get scolded, like me, who is often scolded as a 'troublemaker' by Uncle Lu Qi..."
"Hey, troublemaker! Where are you?" He said to Cao Cao. Cao Cao arrived. The big bird Lu Qi happened to appear at this time.
"Uncle, I'm here." Robert waved to him.
"So you're here, brat, I've been looking for it for a long time! I told you not to run around..." Big Bird Luqi came over with a smile, and then he realized that Yi Feiyang was here too.
"Screenwriter, why are you here too?"
"I'm talking to your nephew."
"Oh, what are we talking about?"
Before Yi Feiyang opened his mouth, Robert Jr. said first, "Who are we talking about who is stupid?" Uncle Bird's mouth opened wide.
