In fact, since AV recognized the birth of the movie, the quality of a film is not judged by the director swinging around with a simple portable camera, nor by how exciting the script is written by the screenwriter, nor how beautiful the surrounding scenes are, but by how beautiful the surrounding scenes are.
It depends on whether the heroine in this drama is on point, has enough flavor, and can make men interested in watching it.
Of course, these are laypeople's opinions.
Yi Feiyang understands very well that no matter what type of movie it is, whether it can ultimately attract the audience and make people buy it depends on whether the script is good enough.
Script, script, the basis of a play!
As the world's most outstanding AV-rich country, Japan illustrated this point with a miraculous film in the 1982s. In that year, the Japanese AV industry, which attracted countless people, gave birth to the best-selling AV film in history.
The sales volume of the pornographic video tape - "Jian of the Laundry" is said to be 130,000 boxes. In other words, if you put these cassettes together, you can build three Tiananmen! And the fundamental reason for this miracle is this
The script of this drama is so powerful that you can't stop watching it.
Now, the reason why Yi Feiyang is so demanding about the script of this drama is that he hopes that he can write not only a very low-level underground movie, but an erotic film with a strong story. Unfortunately, his efforts were in vain. The reason is
These guys are vulgar and vulgar!
Elegant can't understand.
The low-level ones will show through!
Forget it, Yi Feiyang completely gave up on telling stories, and told Bill, the director, "I'm done telling you, you can start!"
Rabbit Bill had already become impatient with waiting. He picked up his portable camera and shouted: "Everyone, get ready, start shooting!"
The blue beach set was shaking, and the big fan behind it was blowing the set, making the waves on the entire set seem to come alive, one wave after another.
The light hits the center of the field.
Dressed in strange costumes, a group of monsters appear.
Fat Jack, wearing a pirate hat and dressed as a one-eyed captain, began to take the lead in singing the theme song. Big Bird Lucci and others sang along...
Captain: Are you ready, boys?
Child: Yes, Captain.
Captain: Too quiet.
Child: Yes! Captain!
Captain: Oh oh oh~~, who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea?
Child: Spongebob!
Captain: Fangfang Huanghuang can stretch and retract freely
Child: Spongebob!
Captain: If exploring around is your wish
Child: Spongebob!
…
Bill held the camera tightly and filmed Fat Jack from all angles while he was having fun, until the fat man finished singing the theme and Big Bird Lucci came on stage.
I saw Big Bird Lucci in a cartoon style, dressed up like SpongeBob SquarePants, wearing a yellow sponge in square pants, with two cute buck teeth, jumping out, twisting his hips, shrugging his hips, and came first
American pop king Michael Jackson moonwalks, then bends down and break dances to pull out the wire, then gets up and performs another break dance to clean the glass...
At this time, Natasha, wearing a fish tank on her head and dressed as Sandy the sexy squirrel, appeared...
At the beginning of the storyline, after Spongebob danced, he still felt depressed, so he said to his good friend Sandy, "Oh, what should I do? I haven't been happy for a while, Sandy, help me!"
Sandy: "As a friend, of course, what do you want me to do?"
SpongeBob: "It's very simple, can you please give me some pleasure?"
Sandy: "How does it feel good?"
SpongeBob: "That's it!"
One hand protects the back of the head, the other hand protects the crotch, and then shrugs the hips like a Mike.
Sandy: "No, I'm shy."
SpongeBob: "It doesn't matter, come on! COME~ON, I'm ready!"
…
"Stuck!" Suddenly, Yi Feiyang, who was beside Director Bill, shouted stop.
Director Bill rolled his eyes, he was the director, and he had never seen a screenwriter call a director so awesome.
Yi Feiyang didn't care about this and yelled at the actors: "Your expressions, your expressions! And the tone of your words, everything is wrong! It's too raw, it doesn't feel like acting at all, it's like children playing house!"
Damn, I’m going crazy!”
Big Bird Luqi touched the back of his head and said, "No, director, this is how we acted before!"
Natasha nodded: "Yes, then start taking off your clothes!"
"Remember!" Yi Feiyang suddenly jumped up and stood on the chair, looking at the group of people from above, "I don't care what you filmed before, and I don't care what you think of yourself. In my eyes, you are all actors.
!A real actor!"
"But...are we?" Big Bird Luqi, Natasha and others said softly.
They have always lived at the bottom of the entertainment industry, despised and looked down upon by others. They have never considered themselves actors. To put it harshly, they are just meat sellers in disguise. But now, Yi Feiyang's words are like
It struck them like a thunderbolt.
"Unless you look down on yourselves and think that you are just so bad and only worthy of filming such a movie, if that's the case, then I have nothing to say!" Yi Feiyang said loudly, "What is an actor? No matter what kind of role it is,
We all have to work hard to play him well! In my eyes, this is an actor!"
"Yes, we are actors!" Otori Luqi suddenly said excitedly, "We are not dirty! We also have acting skills! We can also play the roles well! Guys, do you think so?!" Otori Luqi said
road.
"Yes!" Natasha and others replied in unison. At that moment, everyone's hearts suddenly became hot, and an indescribable hope was ignited by Yi Feiyang.
We are actors!
Although what we filmed was AV!
We are actors!
Although our drama cannot be seen in public!
We are actors!
Even if there is no applause, we will never give up hope!
