Seeing Big Bird Luqi stunned, Yi Feiyang smiled and said: "Yes, we are talking about which screenwriter is stupid. Little Robert, who can it be?"
"That's it..." before the kid could answer, Uncle Bird hurriedly covered his nephew's mouth, "Haha, your topic is quite special... In fact, I have always said that Screenwriter Yi is a very nice person, so young.
, so handsome again, haha!"
"Oh, really? Am I that good? That's not what your nephew said!" Yi Feiyang said, "Also, he said you are a big star in action movies. Do you want me to tell him what exciting things you are filming?
action movie?"
Lu Qi couldn't laugh anymore and leaned into Yi Feiyang's ear, "Please, give me some face! I was wrong, okay?"
Yi Feiyang: "It depends on your future performance."
"Don't worry, I will absolutely obey orders."
…
The two of them were chattering here. Little Robert scratched his forehead and couldn't help but ask: "What are you talking about?"
"I'm telling your uncle, what kind of reward should you get for betraying him?!" Yi Feiyang said with a smile.
"Really? You can get rewards for betraying people?" Robert said in disbelief.
"Of course, tell me, what do you want?"
"I want to be a big star like my uncle!"
"Okay, you are ambitious! But don't learn from your uncle. He is a bird star... a star who plays with birds! You must become a real big star in the future and act in many movies that the audience likes. For example, you can go to
Play the role of a 'vampire', the handsome one who will make all the girls fall in love with you!"
"Can I... do it?" the future "Twilight Man" said unconfidently, "Can I play a very handsome vampire?"
"Of course!" Yi Feiyang took off a button from his cuff, "Here it is, this is our agreement. Whenever I have that ability, as long as you give me this button, I will praise you.
Be a star!”
"Is what you said true?" Little Robert held the button tightly, as if it was the "magic pea" in the fairy tale.
"Of course it's true. I never lie. I will make you a big star!"
"The big one?" Little Robert's eyes were filled with stars.
"Yeah, a very good one."
"Bigger than Stallone?"
"Yeah, bigger than Stallone."
"Where's Arnold?"
"You mean Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's older than him too!"
"Okay! I will be a big star in the future!" Robert Jr. jumped up and said.
Big Bird Luqi saw Yi Feiyang's ability to "coax" children from the sidelines and said gratefully: "You are really capable. I have never seen him so happy."
Yi Feiyang raised the corner of his mouth and said strangely: "I'm not trying to make him happy. What I said is true. Your nephew will be very popular in the future!" Then he added, "He will be very popular in Hollywood!"
Lu Qi shrugged and said to himself, "That's nonsense. Bragging doesn't mean drafting!"
…
A simple filming location for the adult version of "SpongeBob SquarePants".
Yi Feiyang, who was a first-time screenwriter, directed people to design the scenery and modify the stage. The most important thing was to communicate with the lighting engineer and prop artist about how to light and arrange the props during filming.
In addition to these, Yi Feiyang also needs to take care of the emotions of actors Natasha and Big Bird Rucci and others, and give them the outline of the new script.
"My request is very simple. This is not just a pornographic film, but a story film. I want you to cooperate with my shooting techniques and use direct and effective cartoon expressions to complete this adult version of a fairy tale. You
clear?"
Natasha, Big Bird Lucci and others shook their heads together, "I don't understand."
Nonsense, what Yi Feiyang said is too profound. In the past, when they were shooting AVs, whether they were directors or screenwriters, they would only say one thing to them: "Work hard!"
Yi Feiyang scratched his head. Now he understood that filming was not that simple!
"To put it simply, I want you to show the most childlike and cartoonish side of yourself. For example, Big Bird Lucci, what do you think is the best about you?"
Big Bird Luqi shook his crotch rudely, "You still need to ask?!"
Natasha, as for Natasha, followed suit and shook her big breasts.
Yi Feiyang was almost speechless.
"Okay, I can't explain it to you...who is that, Fat Jack, come and talk to them!" Yi Feiyang had no choice but to send Fatty to take action. After all, this guy was a screenwriter before, so he should be able to communicate clearly with them.
"Oh, master, here I come!" Fat Jack jumped over like a Dumbo.
"You guys, your understanding skills are really bad, I'm not talking about you! Look how hard screenwriter Yi is, writing scripts and rehearsing, it's like one person is doing the work of three people, even a cow can do it quickly
I'm so exhausted, and he's still teaching you so much...but you still don't understand after saying so much, you're really stupid!" Before Fat Jack could speak, he scolded him first.
Yi Feiyang couldn't help it any longer, "Okay, tell the truth, don't flatter me!"
"Okay, now let's get down to business. Let me tell you how to perform this play... As for the big bird Luchi, you will dress up as Spongebob later and wear a yellow sponge costume. Go to
In front of Natasha, she then said, Hello, dear friend, I am Spongebob. I am very depressed now. Can you make me happy? Natasha plays the role of Sandy, yes, that is
A female squirrel with smooth and beautiful fur, you have to give full play to your female charm, seduce him, attract him, tease him, in short, lure him to the bed..."
When Yi Feiyang first heard it, he thought it was good. At least the fat Jack could understand his difficulties, but then the scene he told was too... too nonsense.
"Yes, just work hard, work hard! Think of yourselves as superman and superwoman, use all your enthusiasm to light up this poor little bed, make it squeak, and beg desperately for mercy!" Fatty!
He spoke so hard that he was frothing and passionate.
"Other actors, come here! Looking at your bald head, you must be playing the supporting role of the "Pirate Star" in the script, who has muscular limbs, a simple mind, and a negative IQ; and you, with the two tentacles, must be
The extremely stingy and stingy Mr. Krabs; as for you, needless to say, you have eight legs and a bare cuckold, you must be playing the role of the literary young man Squidward in the play..."
"Listen carefully to me. Your role will be very simple later. When SpongeBob fights Sandy the squirrel, you will form a cheerleading team and cheer for them loudly! Remember, your expressions must be excited.
Exaggerated, excited, with a sense of joy like being struck by lightning... Your movements should be sensational and powerful enough, with an impulsive feeling like the wombat is in love in spring..."
"In short, you must keep these two points in mind. You are actors and audiences. Success or failure lies with you. You are the soul of our drama. Without you, this drama is rubbish, the director is rubbish, the screenwriter is rubbish, and so am I.
