Can "Blair Witch" defy the odds and make it to the Los Angeles summer vacation today?!
With the effect of the audience's discussion after the premiere, Yi Feiyang became more ambitious.
In fact, when he spent 200,000 US dollars to purchase the copyright to the drama "Blair Witch", he had already planned to make this drama a unique box office dark horse in history, even surpassing the unparalleled results he had known in his previous life.
Create new miracles!
The reason why "Blair Witch" suddenly became popular in its previous life is simply because it is a "mock documentary" that captures the awe and curiosity of most Americans about "witchcraft" and creates a
It creates a "Midnight Ring"-esque atmosphere.
Therefore, Yi Feiyang decided to follow the same example and promote the mystery of this "mock documentary" so that all Americans know how magical this weird film is.
In order to deceive and deceive those American young people who like to join in the fun and excitement, Yi Feiyang took out the 30,000 US dollars that he had worked hard to get his first pot of gold, and formulated a strict plan.
The entire plan is divided into two major steps.
First of all, we must do a good job in “private publicity”.
The day after "Blair Witch" was successfully released in a small cinema, Yi Feiyang asked Rabbit Bill, who had spent time in college, to stay up late and write a paper "Some Historical Research on the Blair Witch" and then asked someone to send it to him.
Attended the "North American Witchcraft Research Association" at the University of California, USA.
That's right, there is such a pathetic research association. If not talking about American democracy, freedom and openness, there are all kinds of wild associations.
The president of the association is an old white man named Anthony who is committed to exploring the mysterious ritual witchcraft of North America.
It is said that this man once went to the Amazon alone to find a tribe of headhunters who are good at "shrinking human heads". He and the tribe leader ate a feast of insects and drank hedgehog urine wine, and then became brothers. Then he was honored to watch the headhunters "shrink human heads".
"Witchcraft.
"It usually takes several days to shrink a hunted human head. During each shrinking process, there must be a ritual of eating, drinking, and dancing. After the human head has been shrunk, the upper and lower eyelids of the two eyes must be sutured to make the whole person think.
The vengeful soul cannot see the outside world, sews its mouth shut so that the soul cannot escape, and then in a solemn ceremony wraps the dried head in cloth, holds it in a clay pot, and usually buries it under the hut of the victorious warrior."
This report by Old Man Anthony won him a great reputation, and he subsequently became a professor-level expert in the study of witchcraft. He even received the title of honorary president of the "Witchcraft Association" awarded by the University of California.
The old man Anthony's persistence in North American witchcraft has made the old man very famous in the field of American occultism. At least many people come to visit him. There are also many people like Bill who have written "papers" on ghosts and seek his advice.
Of course, our old man still has two skills. At least he saw at the first glance that this so-called bullshit "Blair Witch" was nothing.
"I've searched through all the history about witches, but I didn't find this one named Blair. Mr. Bill, are you kidding me?" When the old man got angry, he was ready to expel the guest.
But Bill Rabbit smiled brightly, "Dear professor, you only read the first half of my paper, but not the last part. Maybe you will change your mind after reading it."
"Hmph, don't use sweet words. I've seen too many people like you. I just want to write about any witch, just to get a name..." Professor Anthony flipped through the paper, and finally saw the last page... there...
With a check for three thousand dollars!
"Perhaps, my view is a little narrow. Regarding the history of the development of witches, in addition to what is recorded in books, we must also allow some folklore to be included, such as the mysterious Ms. Blair..."
With Professor Anthony's extremely enthusiastic help, Rabbit Bill's article "Some Historical Research on the Blair Witch" was finally published in a special issue run by the California Witchcraft Association.
Then, through the circulation of newspapers and periodicals in major cities, it is continuously reprinted in other magazines, and then reprinted...
At the same time, stories about the Blair Witch began to spread at the University of California, USA.
"Hey man, have you heard about the Blair Witch story? I heard that this guy specializes in killing children!"
"Hey, man, do you know about the Blair Witch? She is a terrible witch with amazing magical powers. Anyone who is cursed by her will die a good death!"
…
"Have you ever seen the movie about the Blair Witch? I heard it was a real death record. It was very scary!"
"I've never seen this, but I heard that the two college students who shot that movie have been cursed to death. God, it's so scary!"
…
"The photographer is dead, but the cursed movie is being released!"
"What an unlucky guy. He traveled so far just to photograph some witch, and ended up risking his life!"
…
The news that the Blair Witch and the photographer were cursed and had belched their bodies, spread like wildfire on the University of California campus. Through this campus, this kind of horrific gossip spread like a virus.
Soon it spread to other schools.
As the most unlucky people in history, Dennis and Edeardo undoubtedly became the two photographers who were cursed to death in the "Legend of Horror".
When they were squandering the two hundred thousand dollars they had earned, drinking red wine, soaking in hot springs, hugging horses, and smoking marijuana, this news also reached the ears of the two guys.
From the very beginning, Dennis and the two thought that Yi Feiyang was a complete Chinese idiot who spent 200,000 yuan to buy bullshit DV videos he shot, and either had water in his head or was kicked in the head by a donkey.
But now, Daniel and Daniel suddenly felt that maybe it was them who got kicked in the head by the donkey.
"Shit, what on earth is this damn guy doing? We were living well, how could we suddenly die? What bullshit Blair, we were all making this up, but he took it seriously!" Edeardo said angrily.
"Calm down, man!" Dennis swung the bright red wine and took a sip. "Now we have sold the show to the Chinese guy, so what happens next has nothing to do with us!"
"It sounds nice, but look at what he is doing? He keeps exaggerating the witch stories we made up, and publishes research on the 'Blair Witch' in bullshit magazines! God knows, we are the biological children of this Ms. Blair
Mom and Dad!”
"So what? Now we have sold the copyright, which means that no matter what happens, this "Blair Witch" has nothing to do with us!" Dennis repeated.
"Man, don't you think... we seem to have made a loss selling this drama?" Edeardo said cautiously.
"what do you mean?"
"What I mean is...it was really cool to earn 200,000 from that stupid Chinese guy, but now that this movie is released...I suddenly have a hunch that maybe we are the stupid ones!"
Dennis: “…?!”
After a moment, "Shit! Are you blaming me? Now that we have spent the money, what else can we do? Are we crying and shouting to ask that damn Chinaman to return the film to us?!" Dennis lost his temper.
"Ahem, I'm just saying casually, you don't need to get so angry!" Aideado whispered.
Dennis was furious, but he didn't know whether he was angry with himself or his companions.
"That damn Chinaman!!!"
He cursed angrily.
But then the happy life of the two was interrupted by the police who came to the door.
The reason is that someone anonymously reported that "Blair Witch" is a real murder case. And they may be the murderer!
What, the murderer?!
Dennis and Edeardo thought this was the funniest and funniest joke in the world. They originally shot this mockumentary to fool the audience, but now they discovered that they were the ones who were fooled in the end.
The policemen didn't show mercy to them. They were busy making confessions and taking notes for a long time before the two of them realized that they had been reported.
The two of them are not fools. They know with their butts that this is good for whom.
God, please strike this hateful Chinese to death with thunder!
