Just when Dennis and Adelaide, the most unlucky combination in history, loudly cursed Chinaman Yi Feiyang, Yi Feiyang did not stop promoting the movie "Blair Witch".
The private publicity has almost been done, and then some major media reports in Los Angeles, USA.
Unlike those wild witchcraft magazines, these mainstream media are aimed at the American public and have unlimited popularity and promotion power. This is what Yi Feiyang values.
Fat Jack may not be that good as a screenwriter, but he is top-notch as a "moralist".
No, he followed Yi Feiyang's wishes and spent...a thousand dollars to publish an impassioned article criticizing current ills - "On the Collapse of the Blair Witch" in the mainstream American media magazine "Hollywood Entertainment News"!
Yi Feiyang doubted whether this guy had been educated by Mr. Lu Xun in his previous life. He had read "On the Collapse of Leifeng Tower" well. It can be said that the entire article was full of literary talent. He grasped the legend of the Blair Witch and exposed it hysterically: "
This is not a fact, this is a legend! Please don’t listen to such empty legends! Keep your eyes open, open your hands, and embrace the real tomorrow!”
Nanny, don’t you know that legends are more powerful than facts?!
So people are fascinated by whether the Blair Witch is real? Is she really scary? What does she look like? How does she practice witchcraft?
Regarding these questions, Yi Feiyang directly threw an English version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" to Fat Jack and told him to study Miss Mei in it!
As Yi Feiyang's apprentice, Fat Jack was definitely open-minded and eager to learn, and he quickly made a thorough study of this "Mei Chaofeng" lady. Ever since, there was another story in the mainstream media magazine "Hollywood Entertainment News" in the United States.
Chapter "The Past and Present Life of Blair Witch".
It is said that the Blair Witch was originally a pure and beautiful little girl. She had fun at the knees of her parents, played all day long, and was carefree. She did not have the dangers and terrors of the witch world, nor the evils and dangers of human affairs. But fate happened to have a different fate with her.
A big joke. By chance, her parents were killed by a gang of bandits, and she was adopted by a wizard and became a dark wizard living deep in the forest.
At that time, Blair was still very young. Although she was a witch, she was still beautiful. When she was studying with the wizard, she was bathing by the forest river and a boy peeked at her naked body. When she discovered
At that time, the boy took the initiative to come out and said that he was her senior brother named "Edward". He found that he fell in love with her.
Blair was confused. On the one hand, she wanted to concentrate on learning witchcraft. On the other hand, the turmoil of youth made her unable to help but be attracted to the tall and handsome Edward. On a hot summer day, the two secretly ate on the grass in the forest.
Forbidden fruit.
Blair and Edward were so deeply in love and so inseparable, but soon their love relationship was known to their master. It turned out that the male wizard fell in love with the female apprentice without knowing it.
Allowing anyone to take her away, he designed to kill Edward, and confessed to Blair that the one he loved was her and no one in the world could take her away, and forced Blair to marry him.
Blair accidentally learned the truth about her lover's death. Deeply shocked, she stole the wizard's witchcraft secrets and began running deep into the dark forest to practice more profound witchcraft so that she could become her lover.
revenge.
This kind of evil witchcraft is very vicious and requires continuous practice with nine skulls. The Blair Witch set up a skull formation deep in the forest. Anyone who encounters these skulls will die, regardless of adults.
Or children.
After Blair killed many people, seven people from the church accidentally discovered this evil skull formation and began to systematically search for and eliminate this terrible witch. So the witch Blair and these seven church demon hunters
A life and death battle began...
It has to be said that Fat Jack has mastered the martial arts essence of Jin Yong, and directly turned the American witchcraft legend into a "demon hunting novel" that is full of color, flavor and flavor.
The American novel culture is originally limited to horror, suspense, and traditional business wars. For example, this one produced by Fat Jack brings together "youth love", "teacher-student love", "demon hunting war", "sexy" and
The witch story that combines "legend", "horror" and "suspense" immediately attracted countless teenagers.
Not to mention these Americans who have not been baptized by "martial arts novels", even Yi Feiyang himself was amazed by Fat Jack's random witch stories.
Talented people, the American deception industry can be saved!
Some people couldn't stand the fact that Fat Jack was fooling the American people in the mainstream media. The first person to rise up was the great god of American novels...Stephen King.
As mentioned before, Stephen King, as a leading figure in the world of American horror novels, has always been very knowledgeable about supernatural beings, witchcraft, and all kinds of weird legends. However, his persistence in horror novels makes him unwilling to read them.
To see someone so "ruined" the mysterious realm of American tradition.
Such bullshit "skull formations", "witches fall in love with wizards", and "witch hunters versus witches", in Stephen King's opinion, these are pure nonsense. How can we turn our excellent horror novels into
Are you writing this as a cheap, low-IQ fairy tale?!
God, this is such an affront to American horror literature!
In order to combat this terrible garbage culture, Mr. Stephen King, the master of the horror novel world, went so far as to write the short article "Is it the Blair Witch or the Blair Bitch" for this magazine for free for the first time.
The president of the newspaper almost jumped up with joy. He held Stephen's article as if it were a newborn baby and ordered: "Publish the headlines on the front page in a large space!"
The content of Stephen King's article is very simple. He criticized Fat Jack for fabricating witch stories, first writing a non-existent witch into an innocent girl like "La Traviata", and then writing this innocent girl into a "Carmen"-like one.
Slut!
Stephen King's articles are sharp, but what is even sharper is his popularity.
As soon as this short article appeared, it immediately broke the dominance of the two movies "Saving Private Ryan" and "The Last Day". People who originally paid no attention to this low-cost movie suddenly realized that this topic is more important than
Comment on which one is more awesome, more attractive and more topical, "Saving Soldiers" or "The End of the World".
In this way, reviews of small movies that could only appear occasionally in the cracks unexpectedly made an incredible leap to the big page!
