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008. [The plan of the first pot of gold]

When Yi Feiyang walked out of the Chinatown Bird House unscathed, he waved coquettishly to the puzzled doorman Curly: "No need to send it off, you can rest, Goodbye! Sayounala!"

Curly scratched his forehead and said in his heart: "Your uncle, I know you very well? I'll give you a bird!"

When the fat man Gao Jiabao saw Yi Feiyang coming out, he hurriedly ran out of the darkness.

"Ayang, Ayang, how are you? Did they give you a hard time? Are you injured?!" He raised and lowered his hands towards Yi Feiyang.

Yi Feiyang kicked him away, "Kao, are you taking advantage of me, or do you care about me?"

"Of course I care about you. If you haven't come out for so long, I'm almost dying of anxiety! If you come out later, I might call the police!"

Seeing Gao Jiabao's genuinely anxious look, Yi Feiyang was a little moved. He put his arm around his shoulders and said, "How are you? Did the kick just now hurt?"

"Of course it hurts, you kicked me so hard."

"Then I'll kick a little softer in the future."

"No way, you still kick?!"



"Ayan, how's the deal going? We have no money, is he willing to apply for a green card for us?"

"I refuse."

"Ah, what should I do?"

"Let's make a deal."

"What deal?"

Seeing the fat man asking endless questions, Yi Feiyang told the matter.

"Debt collection? It's miserable. How can we pursue it? We are not familiar with the place where we live. It's almost the same if we are chased by someone!"

"Don't worry!" Yi Feiyang patted the fat man, "There must be a road to the mountain! What's more, I'm here, what are you afraid of?!"

Yi Feiyang's determination made Fatty feel at ease.

But Fatty immediately discovered a problem. Why did he become more and more dependent on the other person? This was not the case before. Ever since Ayang woke up from the coma, he seemed to have become a different person, becoming...how should I say, more and more...

Have confidence.

Three days later, Yi Feiyang and Fatty's base kennel.

There was a mess all around, with pants, socks, and dirty clothes piled up in a pile. The fat man squatted on the ground like a housekeeper, rubbing the clothes in the big wooden basin, and soap bubbles floated to his face from time to time.

, which made the fat man miserable.

As for Yi Feiyang, he is busy reading newspapers...a lot of newspapers. Ever since he decided to rely on himself, Yi Feiyang has developed a habit of reading at least dozens of newspapers every day, absorbing useful information like a sponge.

news.

He bought the "Wall Street Journal", "Hollywood Entertainment News", "Washington Daily News", and even some lesser-known tabloids and read them. In the words of the fat man, he was not doing his job at all, and he couldn't make a living by reading newspapers.

Instead of eating, all the money was spent on buying newspapers.

Yi Feiyang ignored the fat man's nagging and still went his own way. When the fat man nagged him too much, Yi Feiyang threw a lot of dirty clothes to him and said, "Good boy, go do the laundry!" Like now.

"Ah, sneeze!" The fat man squatting on the ground sneezed because the bubbles made his nose itchy.

"Ayan, please stop looking and help me wash my clothes!"

"That's something only women can do, don't call me that!"

"But I'm not a woman either! Why do I always wash it?"

"Because we don't have a washing machine."

"But...you can't treat me like a washing machine!"

"Which one of us is fat?"

"I am fat."

“Who needs to lose weight?”

"I need to."

"That's it." Yi Feiyang continued to read the newspaper.

Fatty: "..."

A moment.

"Ayan, I thought about it, it's going to be very difficult to collect the debt from that Rabbit Bill." The fat man muttered.

"It's been a few days, you see, we just got a photo of him, and we don't even know where he is. And that's not all. Even if we know where he is, how can we catch him? I heard that he can run faster than a rabbit.

It’s so fast. We can’t even catch Mr. Tuo’s men. How can we catch him with just two of us? In other words, even if we are lucky enough to catch him, what if he has no money? We can’t kill him.

Let him."

"Hey, Fei Bao, you have learned to use your brain now." Yi Feiyang put down the newspaper and said with a smile.

The fat man was so proud that he wiped his face with the back of his hand and wiped the soap suds out of his nose. "Haha, actually I am also very eye-catching, but I don't usually show off. It's mainly to give you a chance..."

"Concession, concession!"

"you are welcome!"



"As for your first question, how to catch that rabbit, I have arranged for someone to do it."

"Arrange someone? Who can help us?"

"Money can make all the difference... just look outside the window and you will know."

The fat man opened the window and popped his head out. The sun was shining brightly outside, and a woman was walking her dog with a sausage...

"Is it the woman or the dog?"

"I'm sorry! Can't you look around anymore? What can you see?"

"No, there's nothing else except this."

"Look carefully!"

The fat man looked into the distance. It was a small gas station. Several shirtless and tattooed members of the motorcycle gang were leaning on their motorcycles, laughing and talking nonsense.

The fat man's eyes lit up, "You mean...the gang of speedsters?"

"You're not stupid either!"

The fat man rolled his eyes, but he couldn't help but admire Yi Feiyang. He thought of using the speedster gang to find someone. This was a really clever trick.

You know, these biker gangs like to ride their motorcycles around the streets after eating all day and having nothing to do. Maybe they can actually find that guy Bill Rabbit.

"As for your second question, what should I do if I find that Rabbit Bill can't get the money? It's easy to solve... Well, look at this!" Yi Feiyang threw a newspaper to the fat man.

The fat man looked around in confusion.

This is an entertainment newspaper, and there is a piece of news outlined in thick lines somewhere on it: Nickelodeon in the United States plans to launch a large-scale children's cartoon next year, spending a lot of money to produce it, wait and see!

This cartoon produced with a lot of money has been promoted for a long time, but I don’t know what it is. The American cable TV channel is playing a mystery to attract children, and now it seems to be very effective.

The fat man looked left and right, but he couldn't figure out what the mystery was.

Only Yi Feiyang knows that this animated cartoon produced with a lot of money will be the world-famous "SpongeBob SquarePants" in the future. The reason why the American cable company has made it so mysterious is undoubtedly to play the mystery card and manipulate the ratings of this animation when it premieres next year.

Rate.

In Yi Feiyang's view, this is definitely a good opportunity, if it is connected with the underground movies of Bill Rabbit and his friends.

Just imagine, what would the cable executives' expressions be if they made this cartoon into an adult movie first and then sent it to the cable executives?

How does it feel when the animated masterpiece that you worked so hard to create is turned into a short movie?

At that time, you can negotiate the price.

If you don't want this film to get out and ruin the big plan, just take the money!

blackmail!

Yes, it’s just blackmail!

Yi Feiyang wants to use this seemingly despicable method to find the first pot of gold!

In the United States, a country that laughs at poverty but not at prostitution, the second most important thing is whether the means are despicable or not. The most important thing is who is the big winner!

Seeing the confused look on Fatty's face, Yi Feiyang said: "Believe me, Fatty, if it works well, we can not only get a green card, but also make a lot of money!"

Fatty: “Can we?!”

"Why not?!" Yi Feiyang stood up, "America is a place full of miracles!"

With that said, he put on his coat.

"What are you going to do?" the fat man asked.

"Catch the rabbit!"

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