On the streets of Los Angeles, in front of an ice cream stand.
A thin white man wearing a black and white striped zebra suit and a zebra hat tilted was chatting up two hot beauties.
"Hey, dear beauties, do you know that standing here and eating ice cream without restraint is a waste of money!"
"What do you mean?" the two hot girls chuckled.
"What I mean is that you should use your proud beauty to become actors or stars instead of standing on such a spacious street and letting people admire it for free... Your beauty is valuable and valuable.
Artistic content is a rare gift from God... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. You can definitely guess what I do by looking at my clothes and my naturally artistic temperament.
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The two hot girls were a little confused, "Then what do you do?"
The thin white man coquettishly pulled out a business card from the brim of his hat: "Look, this is my business card! I am an excellent film director, and I often look for beauties with potential to become stars!"
The two hot girls were fooled by the thin man. They looked at the business cards and had little stars in their eyes that wanted to be big stars.
The thin man was very proud. He had tried this trick every time. All beauties did not want to be famous. Just when he was feeling proud, he suddenly said, "Hi, Rabbit Bill!"
"Who? Who is calling me?" The thin white man turned around and saw a bearded man riding a motorcycle.
The bearded man saw that he had found the right one, and just as he was about to step forward to catch this guy, Rabbit Bill had already disappeared like a rabbit.
The bearded man didn't rush to chase, but put his fingers in his mouth and whistled. Soon, the motorcycles were noisy, and a large group of motorcycle gangs appeared from all directions and chased each other.
The reason why Bill was called "Rabbit" was not for nothing. After being on the road for so long, he had been chased hundreds of times, and every time he escaped, he relied on his own legs.
No one can catch me Rabbit Bill, no one can!
This is Bill's mantra and a specialty he is proud of.
There's no way, someone like him who often defaults on debts won't be able to survive without special skills.
Rabbit Bill ran as hard as he could, with a motorcycle chasing after him.
Bill had his own way of dealing with this kind of motorcycle riders. He chose to go into alleys and alleys, and occasionally overturned a few trash cans to get rid of the damn guys behind them.
In the past, this method would have definitely worked, but today what he wanted to get rid of was not one motorcycle, but a large group of motorcycles!
"Oh, shit! God, why are these guys chasing me?" Bill was like a wild dog on the run, in a panic.
Run, run, run, run!
Bill overturned several fruit stands, knocked over a dozen pedestrians, jumped over strollers...and tried his best to escape like an acrobatic.
The reluctant motorcyclists behind him, with their motorcycles buzzing, were like a pack of hunting dogs off their leashes, biting him and not letting go.
Bill finally held on to the wall to catch his breath. When he looked back, he saw motorcycles approaching from three sides again.
"Oh God!" There was no way to escape, so Bill had to duck into the alley next to him.
Whoosh, whoosh, Bill panted heavily, and finally couldn't hear the damn motorcycle sound anymore.
"Damn guys, you still want to catch me with this ability, just dream!" Rabbit Bill muttered triumphantly, suddenly his feet stumbled, and he fell to the ground in a very beautiful "dog eats shit" posture.
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Yi Feiyang bent his legs and leaned against the wall. He took back the newspaper in his hand, looked at the thin white man who tripped over his feet, and asked, "Sorry, I tripped you!"
Bill grinned in pain: "Son of a bitch, who are you?!"
"Me, I'm the one who hired them to catch you!" Yi Feiyang shrugged.
At this time, Beard and the others also chased him on a motorcycle. Because the alley was too narrow, they parked the motorcycle outside. Beard was still far away and started shouting: "Hey, man, the man has been caught, where is the remaining money?"
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Yi Feiyang smiled, unceremoniously searched for Bill's wallet, took out the US dollars and threw it to Beard.
"Not enough!" Beard said after counting.
"Really?" Yi Feiyang began to take off Bill's poor rings, watches, and necklaces around his neck, and handed them to the bearded man, "What about these? If that's not enough..." He grabbed Bill's hair and broke it off.
He opened his mouth and revealed a gold tooth inside, "You can still pull this out!"
The bearded man and the boys were shocked. They had seen such cruelty, but never such cruelty.
Bill was babbling and struggling. The poor guy didn't know what he was talking about.
It is rare for a man with a beard to "find his conscience", "Shit, forget it, I am unlucky! Let's go!" He shouted, leading a group of boys on motorcycles and whizzing away.
The surroundings were finally quiet.
Yi Feiyang let go of Bill who was like a dead dog. Bill stuck out his tongue and gasped for air.
"Who...are you? How did I...offend you?!"
"Haha, you didn't offend me, you offended other people... Do you know Master Tuo? He asked me to greet you!"
Rabbit Bill finally understood, "I have no money... God, please kill me!"
Bang bang bang!!!
Yi Feiyang slapped him in the face with a newspaper unceremoniously, "Idiot! Murder is illegal, how could I do it... Secondly, I want to declare that I never thought you could pay back the money. It can be said that I am here to
I’m here to help you, not to arrest you!”
Rabbit Bill was stunned, "What do you mean, I don't understand." A guy who chased him like a dog said he would help him, who would believe it?!
Yi Feiyang raised the corners of his mouth, "Believe it or not, you have nowhere to go now anyway..." Then he said in a seductive tone, "You are short of money and I am short of money, so we can work together to make a fortune.
, when you pay off the debt, I can also get what I want, tell me, how great it is!"
Bill shook his head violently, "I still don't quite understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand! If I let you understand, how can I still mess around in the future!" Yi Feiyang said, "Okay, let's talk about something practical. I heard that you can make movies, right?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Bill asked vigilantly. He had to be wary of this guy who had plundered everything from him.
"I like movies." Yi Feiyang said with a smile, "So I want you to help me make a movie."
"But I...I make pornographic films!"
"Ding dong! What I want is porn!" Yi Feiyang hit Bill on the head with a newspaper. "And the sexier, the better!"
Bill didn't understand what Yi Feiyang was doing. He only knew now that he could only take one step at a time.
"Come on, let's go see your set, and then let me, a friend, give you some advice... You don't have to thank me, it's fate that we can meet each other! Look at how embarrassed you have made yourself, tsk tsk, it's really heartbreaking.
