Wu Tian looked at Chen Chen curiously. The traffic was jammed like a full sausage, and there was no room for anything. But this woman didn't think about how to get out of here, but she actually wanted to find a young lady? The young lady could make her stand out from the crowd.
Can the lady ask her to go home quickly? Looking for the lady at this time can only relieve boredom at most. If considered in terms of relieving boredom, this proposal is not bad. It’s just that Wu Tian and Chen Chen have known each other for so long, and they are still the first
I realized for the first time that she actually had lily tendencies. Seriously...you can't tell a person's face!
Damn it! Can’t you save us men a woman?
Wu Tian has always supported men's homosexuality and opposed lesbianism. There are already few women. If women are paired again, will men still survive?
"I'm not kidding you." Chen Chen said to Wu Tian with a red face.
"I'm not joking with you, either? You want to find a lady. This idea really puzzles me and is very strange." Wu Tian said seriously.
"What I mean is... I want to go to the bathroom!"
"Bathroom? Oh~!" Wu Tian said with a look of realization, "Just say you want to pee and that's it, don't say anything about Miss."
Chen Chen didn't know whether Wu Tian was just pretending or if he really had a misunderstanding. She couldn't care less now and just wanted to urinate quickly... No, it was pee! Chen Chen crossed his legs and covered his stomach with his hands.
, slowly raised his head and looked out of the car, his red face full of anxiety.
"Don't look at it, why is there a bathroom on the Ring Road?" Wu Tian said.
"Then, what should we do?" Chen Chen asked anxiously. This has never happened to her before. To be precise, she rarely goes out on weekend nights, so she has no idea about the traffic conditions on Sunday night.
Today is the first time and it is very urgent.
"When encountering this kind of situation, you usually have two options. One, go outside and solve it. Two, solve it in the car." Wu Tian helped Chen Chen with ideas. He was very experienced in this area. In addition to personal experience, he also
Saw it with my own eyes.
"How to solve it outside?" Chen Chen asked, "There is no bathroom."
"Easy to handle. Wrap your head with clothes and go outside to find a nook and corner to solve the problem. After solving the problem, return to the car. Although you were seen by others, your face was not looked at. Besides, it is night and it is dark. Even if you want to
I can't see anything clearly, I can only see a person squatting there. This is one of the solutions." Wu Tian said.
This method mainly came from a joke. It was said that there was a fire in the women's bathroom, and everyone fled naked. The old man saw this and shouted: Cover it quickly! There are three vital parts of a woman, and the vagina cannot be covered. The old man shouted again: Just cover your face, the lower parts are all covered.
Same……!
It sounds funny, but if you think about it carefully, you will find it very reasonable. In an emergency, this is the best way.
After hearing what Wu Tian said, Chen Chen kept shaking her head without even thinking about it. Obviously, she couldn't stand it even if she covered her head to relieve herself outside in public. She couldn't afford to lose her face.
.
"What about in the car?" Chen Chen asked again. Only some family-style RVs are equipped with bathrooms. How can there be such a thing in an ordinary car?
Wu Tian strongly suggested that the car manufacturer put a toilet under the seat cushion, which would not delay driving and would be convenient at critical moments. It is much better than having it conveniently on the street.
"In the car? That's easier. Is there a plastic bag? Take it by yourself, and then throw it out after solving the problem." Wu Tian said. While driving, a plastic bag suddenly flew from the front windshield and splashed with it.
Glass liquid, that's probably... a winner.
After Chen Chen heard this, he turned to look at Wu Tian, then shook his head and said, "No. Is there any other way?"
"Yes. Hold it in, or pee your pants. Or, the capacity of the sanitary napkin is large enough, and slowly dilute it. Apart from these three methods, I am sorry that I am not very talented and ignorant, and I can't think of any other way." Wu Tian said.
, he forgot to take a look in front of him. The traffic was so heavy that he couldn't see the edge. There was already a man who couldn't hold it back. He stood on the side of the avenue and started to solve the problem. Obviously, this was a newbie and he didn't bring a bottle.
Chen Chen's face was red from holding back, and his tightened legs were twisting and turning, like ants on a hot pot, restlessly.
"Beep-beep~~beep-beep-beep!"
Chen Chen stretched out his hand and pressed the car horn hard, but the car in front remained still and even turned off. It was obvious that the traffic jam would not be relieved for a while.
"Calm down, don't be anxious. The more anxious you are, the stronger the feeling will be." Wu Tian took a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you a little joke about traffic jams. It said that a family went out of town to play during the weekend.
I came back in the evening, caught up with the heavy traffic jam, waited for it to finally clear up, and then drove to work." After saying that, Wu Tian looked at the reaction on Chen Chen's face.
"...!" Chen Chen began to sweat on her forehead. Wu Tian's joke made her feel even more agitated. Is it possible that she would be stuck in a jam all night? If that were the case, she would have gone crazy.
"Let me tell you another little joke about a traffic jam. There was a pregnant woman who had a stomachache on a weekend night. Her husband drove her to the hospital. Unfortunately, there was a traffic jam on the road. Finally, it was cleared. She also arrived at the Maternity and Children's Hospital. The pregnant woman looked at her pregnancy.
The one-year-old child reached out and patted his bulging belly and smiled~~!"
"...!" Chen Chen wanted to laugh, but couldn't figure it out. If Wu Tian told her these jokes, she would definitely laugh happily, but today, she was worried that when she smiled, she relaxed all over, couldn't hold it back, and then peed.
Pants.
"I have one more...!"
"Please, stop talking. Can you?" Chen Chen looked at Wu Tian with a bitter face, his eyes full of begging.
"Okay, I won't say anymore." Wu Tian said, then reached out to turn on the radio and listened to the traffic information.
It was okay not to listen, but when I heard it, I became even more anxious. There was a series of car collisions ahead, and they are still being processed. It is expected that traffic will be reopened in two hours.
The broadcast said it was expected to take two hours, but in fact it would not recover for four hours. Wu Tianshen knew this.
Chen Chen's face turned red, white, green, and purple. He was so uncomfortable that he almost cried. Perhaps he couldn't bear it anymore. Chen Chen turned his head slightly and whispered to Wu Tian, "Can you, can you?"
go out?"
"What?" Wu Tian asked. He was admiring the night view outside the window. Tonight, it is so beautiful. The starry sky is so brilliant.
"I, I want to be in the car...!" Chen Chen lowered his head deeply and was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to crawl in. Although she didn't finish her sentence, her meaning was already expressed clearly. She wanted to be in the car.
Solve it inside.
"Okay." Wu Tian opened the car door and got out of the car. There are three urgent needs, and a living person cannot choke to death. "By the way, do you have a plastic bag?" Wu Tian asked with concern.
"have!"
"Oh, then I'm relieved."
Wu Tian closed the car door, then stood on the side of the road, took out a cigarette, lit it, and started puffing away.
Although Wu Tian got out of the car, Chen Chen's face was still very red. She closed the car window and looked around for a while. Fortunately, there were not many outsiders, and her car window was coated with a film.
Can't see inside.
Chen Chen didn't want to do this, but there was really no way. When eating in the evening, Wu Tian's mother served her three bowls of chicken soup. This was Wu's mother's kindness, and she didn't want to refuse. Although she was already full, she still drank it.
. But now... the reaction came too fast, like a tide.
Chen Chen flattened the car seat, carried the clothes from the pocket in the back seat, put the clothes aside, then adjusted the pocket, jumped to the back seat, and then...!
"Huh~~!"
Wu Tian held the cigarette butt in his hand and flicked it hard. The cigarette butt flew over the fence, followed a parabolic trend, and finally landed under the viaduct. He raised his wrist and looked at the time on his watch. Three minutes had passed.
Why is there still no movement inside the car? Wu Tian turned around and glanced at the car. He couldn't see anything, but he seemed to be able to see it and kept staring.
Maybe it was the first time to solve it in the car, so Chen Chen was very nervous. Although he couldn't hold it in anymore, it still didn't go well.
After a long time, she slowly relaxed... Just when Chen Chen breathed a sigh of relief, he accidentally found Wu Tian outside the car looking into the car. Although the other person was two or three meters away from the car, and the windows were also coated.
, but Chen Chen was shocked. He had just started, but had to pause urgently.
What's going on? What is he looking at? Can you see inside the car from outside the car? It's impossible. The effect of the car film is very good. I have tried it myself. But why is he looking?
He is watching!
He is still watching!
Chen Chen felt that he was about to collapse. This kind of psychological pressure was greater than the pressure from below.
She reached out and took out her mobile phone from her bag and dialed Wu Tian's mobile phone number. She took out her mobile phone outside the car and connected.
"Hey~! Have you finished peeing?"
Chen Chen blushed after hearing this and said, "Can you, can you stop looking into the car?"
"I can't see in the car." Wu Tian said in a very innocent tone.
"Then what are you looking at?" Chen Chen said angrily.
"I didn't look at anything. I just think your car is pretty good, with good performance and size. When I have money in the future, I will buy one too." Wu Tian said slowly.
"Can't you wait and watch again?"
"What's wrong? I didn't delay your urination."
"You...if you don't look at it, I will give you a car in the future." Chen Chen gritted his teeth tightly and said.
"Really?" Wu Tian asked happily.
"real!"
"Okay, then I'll turn around." Wu Tian said, turning around with his back to the car.
Seeing Wu Tian no longer staring directly at the car outside the car, Chen Chen breathed a sigh of relief, put his phone away, and started again...!
This time, there is no psychological pressure, and I no longer feel like there is an eye staring at me outside the window, so I solved it smoothly. (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)