Wu Tian smoked three cigarettes in a row outside the car, and after waiting for more than ten minutes, he gradually became impatient. Such a long time, let alone the small one, even the big one, should be over by now.
This is not a dry toilet, so there is no possibility of falling in. It is also not a flush toilet, so there is absolutely no danger of crossing.
Could it be that he fainted because he could finally relieve himself?
Theoretically, it is entirely possible! Happiness comes too quickly, resulting in insufficient blood supply to the brain, temporary loss of consciousness, and fainting. As for those who do not faint, it only means that they are not happy enough.
Wu Tian thought for a while, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called Chen Chen. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death. It is that the two of them are so close, with only a door separated them, but they can only
Communicate via mobile phone.
Mobile phones have shortened the distance between people, and also shortened the distance between people.
"Dudududu~~!"
The phone rang four times before the call was answered.
"Have you finished smoking?" Wu Tian asked directly. He was quitting smoking recently, but Chen Chen gave him a chance to smoke. Wouldn't this be harmful to him?
"Go, it's over." Chen Chen's voice came from the microphone, but the voice was as quiet as a mosquito. If Wu Tian hadn't had good hearing, he would have thought a mosquito farted.
"You didn't say anything after finishing it? It's so late at night, you want to leave me outside!" Wu Tian said angrily, "I'm going in." With that, Wu Tian was about to put down the phone.
"Don't, don't come in. Wait a little longer!" Chen Chen said hurriedly.
"Why?"
"You... Anyway, just wait a little longer."
Chen Chen did not explain the reason, nor did he give a reasonable reason, or even an unreasonable reason, which made Wu Tian feel very angry. In line with Lei Feng's spirit of helping others, he gave the other party advice first
, how to solve personal problems when there is no bathroom in a traffic jam, and then he got out of the car with a clear conscience and gave Chen Chen a personal space. But what was the result? What he got in exchange was Chen Chen's "Don't come in", which made Wu Tian sad
ah.
Heartbroken.
However, if he could listen to Chen Chen honestly, he would not be Wu Tian. No suitable reason can stop him, let alone there is no reason now?
You won't let me in? I have to! I want to see what you are doing in the car.
Wu Tian put his cell phone in his pocket, walked to the car in two steps, stretched out his hand and pulled the door hard.
Huh? Can't pull it open? Is it locked from the inside?
"Bang bang bang~~!" Wu Tian reached out and knocked on the car window and said loudly, "Open the door, open the door quickly~~!"
Chen Chen, who was sitting in the car, was shocked by Wu Tian's actions. Although the problem of urination was solved, she had not recovered from her nervousness and shyness, and she still didn't know how to face Wu Tian. More
What's important is that her pockets haven't been sorted out yet. And she was worried about the smell Wu Tian would smell after entering the car, so she deliberately turned the air conditioner to the highest gear to ventilate. Only a few minutes had passed until now, and these few minutes obviously couldn't let Chen Chen off.
It takes at least half an hour to calm down.
She originally thought that since there was a traffic jam and it was cooler at night, Wu Tian would stay outside quietly. After all, he stayed in the car for too long, and his back ached and he couldn't move his legs and feet. He could still relax outside.
But who would have thought that Wu Tian would not listen to her advice and kept knocking on the car door.
Chen Chen quickly took out his cell phone and called Wu Tian again. Wu Tian answered the call, but did not delay him from knocking on the car door. He answered the phone with one hand and knocked on the car door with the other.
"Don't knock on the door, please." Chen Chen begged.
"No, I want to go in, open the door for me quickly." Wu Tian said reluctantly.
"You should get some air outside. I don't know how long we will be stuck in traffic tonight. It will be so boring in the car."
"How can you breathe? It's either smog or exhaust outside. Do you want me to die early, and then inherit Tianzheng uprightly and take away everything I have, right? You Chen Chen, you are so snake-hearted.
, too poisonous." Wu Tian stood outside the car door and said angrily into the microphone. His expression was as if he had met an enemy.
"Can you please stop talking nonsense?" Chen Chen said anxiously. She felt that Wu Tian's words were too outrageous. She just didn't open the door to get some air, but when it came into the other person's mouth, it turned into a murderous thing.
He robbed property, which is outrageous.
"Am I talking nonsense? If you can, open the car door and let me in?" Wu Tian walked from the side door to the front of the car, raised his legs and stepped onto the front hood. He sat cross-legged on it while looking through the front windshield.
Chen Chen said while talking on the phone, "I've already seen you. You've already done it, what else do you want to do?"
Chen Chen only put film on the car windows and the back, but not the front, so Wu Tian's move just happened to see her clearly. Chen Chen felt that he was about to be driven crazy by Wu Tian. Could it be that these ten people outside were really there?
In a few minutes, you breathed in so much exhaust that your brain broke?
Wu Tian's actions attracted the attention of the people around him. Many people opened the car windows to see what was going on. Some even stuck their heads out of the sunroof, and some didn't mind the trouble and got out of the car to watch the show.
I have to say, these people are so courageous. A few days ago, there were madmen who went crazy on the road and killed several drivers. Now when they see people going crazy, not only do no one hide, but they all watch with interest. It seems that
, watching and joining in the fun is really an excellent tradition of the Chinese nation. Wherever there is excitement, there will be onlookers watching the good things that are not too big a deal.
Chen Chen looked around and felt even more anxious. He was already worried about how to throw the bag out, but now, after Wu Tian made such a fuss, so many people were watching, thinking about the possibility of throwing the bag away while no one was paying attention.
Sex is even lower.
Seeing Wu Tian's reluctance and looking like a lunatic, Chen Chen gritted his teeth and said to his cell phone, "I've unlocked the door. Come in." After saying that, he unlocked the car and opened the window together with it. Just now.
It was the air conditioner that was changing the air. Chen Chen hoped that the natural wind would blow again so that Wu Tian wouldn't smell anything.
Wu Tian, who was sitting on the hood of the car, was slightly startled. He was allowed in now? He was too impatient. He couldn't bear it so quickly? He wasn't crazy enough. As the saying goes, mentally ill patients have broad ideas and are mentally retarded.
The child was very happy. He was thinking happily, but Chen Chen compromised. How many times in life can he find the same reason to go crazy in a high-sounding way?
Wu Tian got off the car hood very unhappy, then opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat. As soon as his butt rested on the seat cushion, Chen Chen suddenly opened the car door and got out of the car. She turned her back to Wu Tian and faced
He looked at the sky, not knowing whether he didn't want to see Wu Tian or was thinking about something.
"Hey, did you throw away your pocket?" Wu Tian asked Chen Chen.
"You don't have to worry about it!"
"I'm afraid you've forgotten to sit on Baopai."
Chen Chen blushed with embarrassment and didn't know what to say. She glanced at the traffic jam in front of her, then walked to the viaduct and looked at the scenery in the distance, ignoring Wu Tian.
When the evening breeze blows, the long hair flutters, carrying a slight fragrance, and floats into the distance.
She reached out and smoothed the long hair around her ears, gently, and looked into the distance with her deep eyes. The bright moon, stars, neon lights, and beautiful women all had an indescribable charm.
"Don't throw your pockets around!"
"...!"
Chen Chen stood by the bridge for a long time. When the wind blew her body and mind to relax, she returned to the car and sat down. When she looked at the co-pilot, she found that Wu Tian had flattened the chair and fell asleep.
This also saved her from having to face Wu Tian's embarrassing teasing and embarrassing questions.
The radio is still ringing, and the anchor of the traffic channel is still broadcasting about various congested road sections in the city, and reminding drivers to take detours. But the fact is that there are no non-congested road sections. Where to detour?
After more than ten minutes, there was some looseness in the front, and the stalled car in front started to move forward slowly.
Chen Chen's eyes lit up when she saw him, and she seemed even more excited than going home. She had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and she had more important things to do than going home.
The car started slowly. Chen Chen glanced at Wu Tian and found that Wu Tian was still sleeping with his eyes closed. She took one hand off the steering wheel, reached under the seat, and took out a pocket.
While she was driving, she did not forget to look around, and when she saw that the cars were moving forward and there was no one on the road, she opened the window a little and threw her bag out.
There was a sound of "Pa~!"
Because the speed of the car was not fast, Chen Chen could still hear the sound of the bag falling on the ground. After throwing it away, she was afraid that others would see it, so she quickly closed the car window and breathed a sigh of relief. After the corpse was destroyed, the world was finally at peace.
.
"What are you doing?" A low voice suddenly sounded from inside the car.
"Ah~!" Chen Chen screamed in fear, braked suddenly, and stopped on the road.
She slowly turned her head and found Wu Tianzheng, who was lying on the table and chair, looking at her with a half-smile, his squinted eyes seeming to be teasing her.
Chen Chen's originally calm mood immediately became panicked, and her face buzzed and turned red again. She blushed more times a day today than in the past year. Even she herself didn't notice this.
.
"You, when did you wake up?" Chen Chen asked with a trembling voice.
"I haven't slept the whole time!"
"Then what are you doing with your eyes closed?" Chen Chen asked in confusion.
"Close your eyes and rest your mind."
Chen Chen's mind went blank. If it was true that he hadn't slept all this time, or that he was pretending to sleep, as the other party said, wouldn't everything he had just done be seen by him?
"Beep~~Beep~~!"
Because Chen Chen's car stopped suddenly, the cars behind him honked their horns urgently. After being stuck in traffic for an hour, they were finally able to leave. How could they tolerate someone stopping the car without permission?
"Drive!" Wu Tian looked at Chen Chen with a smile and said, "Otherwise they will pick up the things you threw out and bring them over!"
After hearing this, Chen Chen trembled all over. Suddenly his mouth pouted, his eyes turned red, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
"Woooo~~!"
"You bully people!" (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!)