"I've seen people stealing money and cell phones, and I've seen people steal bacon and sausages. This is the first time I've seen someone steal underwear and panties. Turn your face and let me see who you are."
Just when Shen Mao was struggling fiercely in his heart, a male voice suddenly came from behind. Shen Mao was immediately alert. He turned around and saw that there was an extra person on the balcony behind him.
The man who was half a head taller than him was looking at him with a look of ridicule and contempt.
"Who are you?" Shen Mao was startled. He had no idea how this man came behind him.
Chen Dasheng looked at the boy in front of him jokingly. He was a little thin and had not much flesh on his face. Although he was not ugly, he could not be described as handsome. Maybe it was not a good impression at first, giving Chen Dasheng an extremely vulgar look.
The impression was that his two eyes were quite alert, but at this time they were replaced by panic.
"Who am I? Of course I'm here to catch you. In the middle of the night, you sneaked into the girls' dormitory. If I guessed correctly, you are the thief who stole underwear, right?" Chen Dasheng looked at the thin monkey in front of him in a funny way.
Such a boy, I just heard about the underwear thief visiting the girl's dormitory on the road, but I didn't expect that he would be hit by it so soon.
"Underwear thief?" Shen Mao was stunned, and then the expression on his face became weird, "I think you misunderstood, I am not an underwear thief, I am here to catch thieves!"
"Stop talking nonsense. What's the name of that grade and class? Come with me to the station and talk to the police slowly!" Chen Dasheng didn't bother to talk nonsense to him and walked over directly, wanting to arrest him.
As soon as I arrived, I saw this guy trying to steal underwear. I was almost certain that this guy was an underwear thief. For such a pervert, Chen Dasheng would not be merciful and would just grab him.
"I'm really not an underwear thief!"
What Chen Dasheng didn't expect was that the boy moved his steps slightly and narrowly avoided his attack just when his hand was about to catch him.
"Oh, qinggong is pretty good!" A strange look flashed across Chen Dasheng's face.
Chen Dasheng thought this guy was a master before. But now he saw that he was just a ninth-level martial arts disciple. He was not even a martial artist. He could go from the first floor to the fifth floor in an instant, and he could easily avoid his own attack at this time.
Once caught, this kind of light skill is already at the upper level.
"Haha, so-so!" Shen Mao smiled coquettishly, but sweat was already soaked on his forehead. He could feel that the strength of the person in front of him was definitely much higher than him.
"Can you still laugh? As a martial arts practitioner, you should be chivalrous and righteous, but you used it to steal girls' underwear. I really don't know whether to call you a martial arts scum or a weirdo. Since you bumped into me today, then...
Don't even think about running away. Come on, follow me to the police station."
After saying that, Chen Dasheng rushed towards Shen Mao. Shen Mao was startled, knowing that he could not argue, so he quickly turned over and jumped from the balcony, landing lightly on the grass below, and ran away at super fast speed.
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Standing on the edge of the balcony. Seeing the boy hopping left and right to escape quickly like a wild cat, Chen Dasheng had a surprised expression on his face, "It's so fast, I'm afraid even a fourth-level or fifth-level martial artist can't catch him, right?"
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"Haha. Damn underwear thief, you are dreaming if you want to escape from my hands, Chen Dasheng!" Seeing that the figure of this boy was about to disappear, Chen Dasheng tapped his toes on the ground and performed
Zui Xian looked at the moon and chased that thin figure like a nighthawk.
"Hoo, ho!"
A black shadow rushed into the forest on a rockery next to the school, startling many small animals in the forest and running around.
Shen Mao stopped and sat on the head of a big tree, breathing heavily.
"Nima, Mr. Cat, I am too unlucky today!" Shen Mao was really speechless when he was clearly regarded as a thief and was chased like a dog even though he was there to catch a thief.
"You shouldn't be chasing me, right?" I kept looking back at the edge of the forest. After the small animals in the forest were agitated, the forest slowly returned to silence. I thought, the man was not chasing him.
He could feel that the man just now was very strong, but Shen Mao was still very confident in his Qinggong. Ever since he was a child, he had never met an opponent in terms of speed.
"Damn it, it's so dangerous. Lord Cat, my whole life's reputation was almost ruined!" Shen Mao wiped the sweat from his forehead, still feeling a little frightened.
"Hey, have you run enough for just such a short distance? Get up and keep running!"
Just when Shen Mao let out a long sigh of relief and secretly felt lucky to have escaped disaster, a familiar voice suddenly came from above his head.
Suddenly awakened, he looked up and saw a black figure standing faintly on the branch of a big tree in front of him. Under the dim night light, he could vaguely identify it as a person, and listening to the voice, Shen Mao was very sure that he was the one who was about to attack him just now.
The one who caught him.
"How did you catch up with me?" Shen Mao stood up immediately and looked at the figure on the tree branch opposite with disbelief.
"Since Qinggong is so good, why don't you become a flower picker instead of stealing girls' underwear?" Chen Dasheng's voice came from the shadows.
"Brother, please spare me. I'm really not an underwear thief!" Shen Mao's face suddenly turned bitter. He simply stopped running and sat down on the ground. He was originally there to catch the thief.
, instead he was caught as a thief. Although he was a little tempted at the time and almost did something evil, at least he managed to hold it back.
"Do you think I will believe it?" Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao jokingly, "I saw you stealing girls' underwear with my own eyes, and you still don't admit it?"
"Brother, seeing it with your own eyes doesn't mean it's a fact. I, I was, I was just curious, and I can learn from the world. I'm really not an underwear thief. I'm here to catch the thief!" Shen Mao only felt in vain.
I couldn't argue, and my words were incoherent for a while.
When Chen Dasheng heard this, he couldn't help but laugh, "Are you kidding me? Please find a decent reason. If you dare to do it, then you have to take it. Since you didn't do it, then why were you running so hard just now?"
Shen Mao was about to cry but had no tears. He looked up at Chen Dasheng, patted his face and said, "Brother, I also have a long face. You insist that I am an underwear thief and you want to take me to the police station. I am
Having a hundred faces isn't enough to disgrace me. If I don't run away, am I waiting for you to catch me?"
"If you run away, it proves that you have a guilty conscience. Even if you are not an underwear thief, you still have the thoughts of an underwear thief. If you really want to catch a thief, why don't you go to other dormitories and go to that dormitory? How could you know that underwear thief?
Where will the thief appear tonight?" Chen Dasheng asked.
"Yes, I know!" Shen Mao nodded blankly after hearing this.
"Damn, you really know how to climb up the pole!" Seeing Shen Mao agreeing so simply, Chen Dasheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, tap his toes, and slowly floated down from the treetop.
Standing in front of Shen Mao, Chen Dasheng asked with some humor, "How do you know where the underwear thief will appear tonight? Are you an accomplice of the underwear thief, or are you the underwear thief himself?"
"What a huge injustice, brother! I'm here to catch the thief, how could I be an accomplice of the underwear thief?" Shen Mao looked bitter, straightened his thoughts, and said to Chen Dasheng, "Actually, I have studied it, if
You guessed it right, the underwear thief should appear in Building 8 of Furongyuan Dormitory tonight. I was just about to squat, but I didn't know that you would bump into me."
"Huh? Have you studied it?" Chen Dasheng couldn't help but smile, and his interest was aroused at the same time, "Tell me, how did you study it?"
Shen Mao smiled and said seriously, "Actually, this is simple. I checked the time and scope of the loss of underwear in the girls' dormitory. The underwear thief only comes out to commit crimes every Wednesday and Thursday, and the thief started stealing from the first building.
Yes, girls’ underwear was stolen from Building 7 last night. The remaining Buildings 8 and 9 have not been robbed, so I guess that today, Thursday, the underwear thief will definitely come out to commit the crime. According to the rules, it should be Building 8.
No more running."
"Huh? You really know how to fool around!" Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao strangely, and he was a little confused. Is this guy really not an underwear thief? But he clearly saw this kid trying to steal underwear! (Unfinished)
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