"Whether it's a philanthropy or a sentimental one, even if you justify your behavior as philanthropy, my old lady will treat your disease no matter what today!" Grandma Xiong waved her hand, completely ignoring Chen Dasheng's powerless words.
The excuses are in my ears.
What I believe in is super masculinity, while Grandma Xiong is undoubtedly super masculinity. If you want to talk about two opposing ideas, it will be a waste of time. The positions are different, and it is useless to talk about it.
Chen Dasheng sweated and said, "Senior, it is natural for illnesses to be cured. However, I have lived for more than twenty years, and I have never heard that philanderers can also be cured?"
If philandering could be considered a disease, it would be on par with lovesickness. They are both terminal illnesses and absolutely incurable. In Chen Dasheng's view, Grandma Xiong was just teasing him.
When Grandma Xiong heard this, she was happy, "That's because you are ignorant. I can only say that your life has been in vain for more than 20 years. Grandma, I have treated a lot of difficult and complicated diseases. You are such a philanderer, what can I do?"
Find several ways to cure it!”
"Huh? This is strange. Senior, I really want to hear how you cure this philandering disease?" Grandma Xiong's words aroused Chen Dasheng's curiosity.
Grandma Xiong stretched out a finger and said, "This first method is called radical treatment. To cure a disease, we have to remove the root cause. We have to start from the root. As long as the root of the problem is cut off, the philandering disease will naturally be cured without medicine."
While talking, Grandma Xiong looked at a certain area of Chen Dasheng's body. Chen Dasheng couldn't help but feel a chill in his crotch, and couldn't help but pinch his buttocks. He naturally understood what Grandma Xiong meant by eradicating the roots, and couldn't help laughing.
He groaned, "Senior, I'm afraid it's not a good idea to damage your body in order to treat a disease, right?"
"Don't Western doctors like to cut here and there? As long as they can cure the disease, it doesn't matter if they cut something!" said Grandma Xiong.
Chen Dasheng's face twitched, "It doesn't matter whether he is a philanthropist or a bad person, I would rather not be cured of this disease. How dare I damage my body, hair, and skin by my parents?"
Seeing Chen Dasheng's appearance, Grandma Xiong was happy, "You're right, your body, hair and skin are given to you by your parents and cannot be damaged. Mother-in-law, I don't intend to use this method to cure your philandering heart. After all, you have to be willing to do this.
Old lady, I can't beat you!"
Chen Dasheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you keep talking so much, isn't it in vain?"
"Since we can't cure the root cause, we can treat the symptoms!" Grandma Xiong smiled, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and shook it towards Chen Dasheng, "Do you know what this is?"
"What?" Chen Dasheng asked curiously.
Grandma Xiong said, "Gu. Mandarin duck Gu!"
"Mandarin duck voodoo?" Chen Dasheng was stunned. He had heard of many voodoos. Scorpion voodoo and toad voodoo were all poisonous voodoos. He had never heard that mandarin ducks could be used as voodoos.
Grandma Xiong explained, "Grandma, my mandarin duck Gu is made from seventy-seven kinds of poisonous insects. These seventy-seven kinds of poisonous insects are all creatures that are naturally devoted and loyal to their spouses!"
As she said that, Grandma Xiong pulled off the bottle cap in her hand and poured out two pills, one red and one green. She continued, "The red one is the mandarin duck, and the green one is the mandarin duck. If you swallow the red pill, your flower
The heart disease will be cured."
"Senior, don't tease me. To be honest, my body is invulnerable to all poisons and no poison is effective against me!" Chen Dasheng shook his head, willing to take this inexplicable pill.
"Don't say that you are invulnerable to all kinds of poisons. Even if you are immune to hundreds of millions of poisons, there is nothing you can do with this mandarin duck voodoo, because the mandarin duck voodoo is not poisonous at all." Grandma Xiong did not believe that Chen Dasheng had a body that was invulnerable to all poisons. She only thought that this boy was here.
To escape, he said, "Brother Nangong has asked me to help you. I am not afraid to tell you that only people in my clan are qualified to take this medicine. Both men and women in our clan will take this poison before getting married. It is not Brother Nangong's request. I
I don’t want to give it to you yet!”
"What do you mean, I still made a profit?" Chen Dasheng's forehead drew a black line, "By the way, what will be the reaction after taking this pill?"
Grandma Xiong said, "You take the mandarin duck Gu, and then give it to the woman you love. From then on, you can only love and have sex with each other. If you are in love with other women, you will
The pain will be unbearable all over the body, like being cut into pieces with a thousand knives, or being executed in a hurry."
"This, this is too cruel!" After hearing what Grandma Xiong said, Chen Dasheng's face turned green. He couldn't help but take two steps back, staying away from the pill in Grandma Xiong's hand. Although he had taken Yaoyun's elixir,
, but it is not certain whether the body is still resistant to the drug and whether it can withstand the mandarin duck Gu. Even if he is beaten to death, he will not take such pills.
"Hurry up. You take the red pill. I'm sending the green pill to Brother Nangong and asking him to take it for Zixuan. Then you two can be together for the rest of your life and never leave. After that, I will
I will make an exception and accept Miss Ruoxue as my disciple and teach her the art of Gu." Grandma Xiong said.
"Haha!" Chen Dasheng laughed twice, "Is this really what my uncle always told you in his letters?"
Grandma Xiong smiled and nodded.
"Can you show me the letter?" Chen Dasheng asked.
Grandma Xiong smiled and shook her head.
"That old man, he is joking with you!" Chen Dasheng really wanted to have a fight with Nangong Mu, but he never expected that the old man would actually show off himself here, "Senior, when it comes to treating diseases and saving people, it depends on whether the patient is willing or not.
Are you willing? I don't want you to cure me, so just let me go!"
"Whether you want to or not is your business, but whether it is cured or not is my business. Mother-in-law, I will leave it here. If you don't want to eat it, then take Miss Ruoxue and leave. Regarding the matter of the Celestial Silkworm Gu, I'm sorry that I can't do anything about it.
!" Grandma Xiong said seriously.
Chen Dasheng scratched his head and looked at Grandma Xiong. She didn't seem to be joking with him. This had posed a big problem for him. There were so many beautiful girls in the world waiting for him to rescue him. He was a mandarin duck who would take advantage of this trouble.
Doesn't Gu ruin a life?
However, Han Ruoxue's Celestial Silkworm Gu must be cured by Grandma Xiong. There is no other way. Even if Chen Dasheng watches himself die, he is not willing to watch Han Ruoxue die. This is absolutely not allowed. Faced with Grandma Xiong's
To create difficulties, Chen Dasheng thought about countermeasures.
Grandma Xiong was a little impatient, "If you feel that the mandarin duck Gu is not to your taste, I also have the Heartless Gu and the Forgetful Gu. You can choose any one."
Chen Dasheng's face trembled, "Is there such a thing as one mandarin duck with many ducks?"
"Are you kidding? Even if there is that kind of poison, do you think I will give it to you? Grandma, I am treating you, please be serious, okay?" Grandma Xiong rolled her eyes at Chen Dasheng, "Look at this pill.
, how good-looking and tempting it is, and let me tell you, it actually tastes pretty good."
"Senior, don't you think what you are doing is too damaging?" Chen Dasheng looked at Grandma Xiong with a wry smile.
Grandma Xiong said with a half-smile, "Where's the damage?"
"You know it yourself!" Chen Dasheng muttered to himself. After thinking about it, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Senior, I want to ask you a question!"
"What's the problem? Tell me quickly and take medicine after talking." Grandma Xiong urged.
"Well, what's the relationship between Xiaoyu and you?" Chen Dasheng asked with some anxiety.
When Grandma Xiong heard this, her face straightened up and she stood up suddenly, "Okay, have you set your sights on Xiaoyu? It seems that you really have to take this pill today!"
"Calm down, calm down!" Chen Dasheng hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I just saw that Xiaoyu and Zixuan look so similar, so I wanted to ask you, boss, if Xiaoyu has any relationship with the Nangong family?"
When he said this, Chen Dasheng's two eyes quietly watched Grandma Xiong, wanting to see Grandma Xiong's reaction.
Sure enough, after hearing Chen Dasheng's words, Grandma Xiong's expression became extremely unnatural, and her voice suddenly increased by one decibel, "Xiaoyu is my granddaughter and has nothing to do with the Nangong family. As for you saying she looks like Zi
Xuan is very similar, I admit that, but things are similar and people are similar, so there is nothing strange about them looking alike."
"Well, is that so?" Seeing Grandma Xiong's slightly overreaction, Chen Dasheng, who has always been sensitive, intuitively felt that there must be something going on. Xiaoyu is Grandma Xiong's granddaughter, and Xiaoyu looks similar to Nangongmu's granddaughter.
It's very similar, as long as it's a person, they will all associate it together. Could it be that the nonsense I said before was really guessed, that Nangong Mu really had an affair with this old woman when he was young, and left a seed? (To be continued)
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