"Um, has my uncle seen Xiaoyu?" Chen Dasheng then asked.
Grandma Xiong immediately said, "Of course I've seen it before, why do you ask?"
"Have you seen it?" Chen Dasheng obviously didn't believe it. He stared at Grandma Xiong suspiciously for a long time. This old woman was so well disguised that it was impossible to tell whether she was lying. With a roll of his eyes, Chen Dasheng said again, "Then
I have to ask my uncle about Xiaoyu when I get back."
Grandma Xiong saw the ghostly look in Chen Dasheng's eyes and knew what this kid was up to, so she said, "Go ahead and ask, I will also tell you about your love affairs to Miss Ruoxue, or to Zixuan."
.”
"Well!"
Chen Dasheng's face twitched, he was not threatening, but was being threatened instead? Sure enough, ginger is still hotter than ever.
A smile of victory flashed in Grandma Xiong's eyes, and she raised her fingers at Chen Dasheng, "Come here and take the medicine, okay?"
Chen Dasheng scratched his head, thought hard for a while, then a flash of inspiration came to his mind again, "Senior, it's okay to let me take this medicine, but you have to promise me that after I take the medicine, you have to make an exception and accept Ruoxue."
As a disciple, I will cure her of Celestial Silkworm Gu."
Grandma Xiong nodded slightly, "Okay, I promise you."
"You can't refuse based on the ancestral teachings." Chen Dasheng continued.
"I will never refuse." Grandma Xiong nodded again.
Chen Dasheng stretched out his hand and tremblingly picked up the red pill from Grandma Xiong's hand. It was really smooth, delicate, and dazzling. It looked like a cherry. At first glance, it was really a bit confusing.
Drooling.
"Senior, I have another question to ask you." Chen Dasheng said to Grandma Xiong again.
"Why are you so troublesome? If you have something to say, say it quickly. Say it all at once." Grandma Xiong was a little impatient.
"Uh... forget it, let's not talk anymore. I hope senior will keep his promise!" Chen Dasheng said, without saying anything, he directly put the red pill into his mouth. He only heard a gurgling sound in his throat and swallowed it directly.
Seeing this, Grandma Xiong's mouth curved slightly. "Open your mouth and let me see!"
Chen Dasheng obediently opened his mouth, opened it wide, and moved his tongue up and down, allowing Grandma Xiong to carefully check the feces to make sure that it was not hidden in Chen Dasheng's mouth, and then she swallowed it. At this time.
Grandma Xiong said, "Well, if you can take the mandarin duck poison for a woman, you can be regarded as an infatuated person."
Chen Dasheng smiled bitterly, "Now I have taken the mandarin duck poison. Senior, it's time for you to fulfill your promise, right?"
Grandma Xiong nodded, "Of course, I will accept Ruoxue as my disciple tomorrow. Are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, satisfied!" Chen Dasheng nodded with a wry smile.
"Don't be so downcast!" Grandma Xiong patted Chen Dasheng on the shoulder. "We are doing this for your own good. The journey of spiritual practice is long and endless. If you want to relieve loneliness, it's good to have a partner. Too much will only be worry.
, it will only be harmful to your practice, not beneficial. In the future, you will understand our painstaking efforts. You are a good seedling, and your uncle and I cannot bear to let you waste it like this."
"Thank you, senior, for your teachings!" Chen Dasheng looked like he was about to cry.
Grandma Xiong said, "No need to thank you, maybe you are scolding me in your heart, as long as you don't hate me!"
Chen Dasheng raised a bitter face and looked at Grandma Xiong, "Senior, can you give me the green pill?"
"Why should I give it to you? I have to keep this green pill for Zixuan!" Grandma Xiong said.
"I can't trust you if you do this to me. If you find an ugly guy, or even a man, and make him take green pills, wouldn't that ruin my life? How can I live if I am eaten by a sow?
?" Chen Dasheng said.
"Uh!" Grandma Xiong hesitated.
Chen Dasheng added, "Senior, if you sleepwalk at night and accidentally eat it, who should I ask for comment?"
"loquacious!"
Grandma Xiong rolled her eyes at Chen Dasheng. Looking at Chen Dasheng now, she felt a little pitiful for him, "I've already cured your philandering problem. I can't deprive you of your right to choose the woman you love. Anyway, this
Midorima, just give it to whomever you want!"
With that said, Grandma Xiong handed the green pill to Chen Dasheng.
Chen Dasheng immediately took the green pill into his hand, stared at it for a long time, and suddenly looked up at Grandma Xiong and said, "Senior, what will happen if I take this green pill too?"
Grandma Xiong's face twitched when she heard this, "Mandarin Duck Gu can make men and women fall in love with each other, and they will be loyal throughout their lives. If one person takes it, it will not be poisonous, but you will never have feelings for anyone else in your life.
Regardless of men or women, they are absolutely ruthless and lustful!”
Wouldn't it mean that we can only keep company with our hands? Chen Dasheng sweated and was speechless for a moment.
Grandma Xiong continued, "I have to remind you that the medicinal properties of this mandarin duck Gu are similar to those of intoxicants. There is no cure. Don't even think about destroying the green pill. If one of the two mandarin ducks is gone, the other one will still be alive.
Soon, within three months, you have to give the green pill to the woman you love, otherwise, the poison will develop by then, which is no joke."
"The woman you love?" Chen Dasheng smiled bitterly, shook his head and sighed, "There are probably four or five women I love. Let me choose one from them. It's really difficult to live up to the other women. It doesn't matter, I am ruthless and ruthless. I am ruthless and ruthless.
Well, rather than one person being happy and causing others to suffer, it is better for everyone to suffer together!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Dasheng directly threw the green pill into his mouth without saying a word. His Adam's apple rolled up and he apparently swallowed the green pill.
When Grandma Xiong saw this, her pupils couldn't help but shrink. She wanted to stop it, but it was too late. She watched Chen Dasheng swallow the green pill and asked anxiously, "Did you swallow it?"
Chen Dasheng nodded slightly, with a trace of crystal tears in his eyes.
"Oh, why are you doing this!" Grandma Xiong couldn't help but sigh. She didn't expect that Chen Dasheng was so extreme. There was no cure for the mandarin duck poison. Chen Dasheng swallowed both pills, and he could no longer move his feelings. Once he moved his feelings, the poison
The poison will take effect and he can only love himself. In other words, he is narcissistic.
I originally wanted to cure Chen Dasheng's philandering problem, but it turned out to be self-defeating. Grandma Xiong regretted giving the green pill to Chen Dasheng, but now she couldn't explain it to Nangong Mu. Grandma Xiong was at a loss.
Chen Dasheng said, "Senior, as you wish, I have taken the pill. As for whether this mandarin duck Gu is as expressive as you said, it is none of my business. I hope senior will keep his promise and accept Ruoxue as his disciple."
Grandma Xiong nodded, but the expression on her face was very solemn, "You just took the pill not long ago, and you probably haven't had time to digest it yet, so hurry up and force the pill out!"
"No need. Didn't Senior say that sex will only become a hindrance to spiritual practice? It might also be good to be ruthless and desperate!" Chen Dasheng shook his head.
"well!"
Seeing that Chen Dasheng insisted on going his own way, Grandma Xiong didn't know what to say. The current situation was really unexpected for her. The philandering disease was cured, but she didn't expect that the cure was excessive.
Without any words to talk about, Grandma Xiong summoned an aunt to take Chen Dasheng down and arrange a place for him. Looking at Chen Dasheng's lonely back, Grandma Xiong couldn't help but let out a long breath, feeling depressed for no reason.
The domineering nature of the mandarin duck Gu is much more vivid than what she said. This kind of Gu is extremely difficult to refine. Every couple in Xiongjiazhai takes it. For thousands of years, there has never been a legend about men and women cheating on each other in Xiongjiazhai.
How is the ruthless love different from the eunuch? Even the eunuch has the right food and takes the mandarin duck poison, which is worse than the eunuch.
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Guest room!
After closing the door, he spread his hands and found two pills, one red and one green, lying quietly in his palm. Chen Dasheng's mouth curved slightly, "The way is higher, and the devil is higher!"
Fortunately, I have such a sharp weapon as the Qiankun Bracelet. As soon as I put the pill in my mouth, with a thought, I put it into the Qiankun Bracelet. Without anyone noticing, and with my excellent acting skills, Grandma Xiong will be able to do it no matter how good she is.
, and definitely can’t be seen.
"Want to cure my philandering? There is no cure for my philandering!" Chen Dasheng grinned and rubbed the two pills in his hand, "Mandarin duck Gu? There is such a magical thing in the world?"
