This face is familiar to me. It is the dead Henan girl. It is exactly what Guo Dapao said. Her face is as black as ink, and her smile is like squirming cow dung.
"Ah!" I was startled and the cigarette in my hand fell to the ground.
I remembered that this woman had already faked her corpse and ran away. Could it be that as Guo Dapao said, she had entangled with me, the unlucky guy.
"Brother Qin, what's wrong with you? Don't be so surprised. You want to scare people to death." Caihua frowned and said.
"It's over, it's over. I'm being followed by a ghost. I'm dead now." I picked up the cigarette on the ground, winked at Caihua, lowered my voice, and pulled him away quickly.
Caihua looked helpless and said, Brother, it’s not like I didn’t know you were haunted by ghosts. I told you that you’re scared of me when I’m here.
I'm too lazy to explain to him, so I'll tell you later that I'm in big trouble this time.
Caihua glanced back and said, Brother Qin, you must be too nervous, don't talk nonsense behind you, you don't even have a hair on your head.
How dare I look back, I pulled Caihua and quickly got off the bridge. As soon as I got off the bridge, the street lights came on.
Even Caihua was dumbfounded now, looking at me with big eyes, brother, this time is really in trouble.
I said, of course I know the trouble.
Caihua said, you don’t understand. The bridge is guarded by ghosts. People can cross the bridge, but ghosts cannot get on it. Did you really see something just now?
I said, why did I lie to you?
Caihua shook her head and said, "It's troublesome, it's troublesome. Ghosts are going to the bridge in a brazen name. It's still half a year before July. Are you going to rebel?"
My sister, let’s go quickly.
When I heard what he said, I became even more frightened, especially that dark grimace, which made my scalp tingle just thinking about it.
When we arrived at the front of the store I rented, it was a little more lively. Although it wasn't a bustling area in the city center, it was still lively. Looking at the dim lights, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as she entered the door, Caihua immediately closed the door tightly, beat her chest, and gasped.
"I said, Brother Qin, why are you staring at me like that? Let's make a deal first. Brother, I am a rotten caihua, and that mouthful is hands-free." Caihua wiped the cold sweat from his face, and when he saw me staring at him, he asked me doubtfully.
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I rolled my eyes at him, you have the nerve to call yourself a Heavenly Master, bah!
Caihua said, Brother Qin, you don’t understand. You are so fierce this time. If she gets into a fight with us on the road, we are not prepared at all, and you will die.
I said, what the hell are you waiting for? Get ready.
Caihua said with a cry, "Brother Qin, I'll kill the chicken, you go and prepare the glutinous rice water." After saying that, the grandson rushed into the kitchen, found a bowl, and killed the big rooster with a clean and neat technique.
, it seems that there is a lot of practice.
After soaking in glutinous rice water, Caihua soaked the red rope in glutinous rice water for a while, then tied a copper bell and hung it on the door.
Brother Qin, where's the razor?
I took the razor and threw it to him and asked him what he wanted.
He said he was going to the bathroom, then he dragged me in without any explanation, and locked the door with a bang.
"Take off your pants!" Caihua opened the shaver. Amidst the buzzing sound of the electric shaver, I was a little confused. I said that this rotten caihua was so good to me. It turned out to be the good thing.
I covered my crotch, a little anxious, Caihua, you, don't mess around, I don't like this.
Caihua laughed twice, "Brother Qin, who among us buddies is following whom? Why are you so shy? Come on."
I saw a lewd smile on his face, and I felt even more unsure. I opened the door and was about to run away, but Naihua turned over and blocked the door. The tall Kansai man who was about 1.8 meters tall was like a wall. Not to mention that I was weak now.
It's hard to escape the bad luck of having your anus exploded.
"Go away! Aren't you a fucking rotten flower? If you want to have sex with someone else, find someone else. If you dare to take a step forward, I will destroy you."
When Caihua heard this, she became happy, widened her eyes and said, "Damn it, I want to shave your hair, but with your body, I won't even look for you to have sex with you."
I breathed a long sigh of relief, "Nima, next time you talk, can you please don't laugh so damn lewdly? Tell me, why do you need to shave?"
Caihua said, scrape it off and apply incense ash and cinnabar mixed with chicken blood to kill the little bitch.
Damn it, can this bad idea work?
I don’t know, the rooster’s blood has strong yang energy, the incense ash, and cinnabar ward off evil spirits, so the combination should have a good effect.
"Okay, you really treat me as a guinea pig. You go out first. It's inconvenient for me."
Caihua went out with the chicken blood bowl and the incense ashes. I took the opportunity to use a razor to shave, but I regretted it as soon as I shaved. Caihua was right, this thing didn't work at all, and it hurt my balls.
"Cauliflower, get me some scissors." I opened the door and yelled.
Caihua threw a bloody kitchen knife in and said, "It has to be straightened to the roots. You can't leave any hair residue. You can figure it out yourself."
Looking at the bloody kitchen knife in my hand, I collapsed a little. If I didn't cut it properly with this knife, I would have to enter the Forbidden City.
After a long time of hard work, I finally got it almost done. Even so, I still got two bloody cuts, which made me grimace in pain.
"Brother Qin, put this on, and I'll see you show off your power tonight." Caihua brought the bowl in, and then stared at my brother.
I took the bowl and said angrily: "Why the hell are you still standing there? Go and do your business."
Caihua chuckled and said, "Brother Qin, you are so big, no wonder those bastards are running after you."
"roll!"
When I touch my hands with the sticky stuff, it smells so bad it makes me sick to my stomach. Only a beast like Caihua can come up with such a destructive method. I have no choice but to do this for the sake of my own life.
I quickly put on my pants and walked out. When I saw the bloody dead chicken thrown on the floor, I suddenly became angry and opened the window to throw it away.
Caihua rushed over and grabbed me, saying no, it will come in handy later.
I looked at the messy things in the room and felt annoyed. I looked at my watch and it was almost eleven o'clock. "Caihua, can you do it? Brother, my life depends entirely on your hands."
Caihua said, it depends on you whether you can do it or not. There is only so much I can do.
Time passed by, and Caihua and I sat on the sofa, smoking cigarettes one after another. Caihua’s grandson’s face was red and extremely excited. Catching ghosts was his lifelong dream, just like a pervert meeting a beautiful woman, or an addict meeting a beauty.
White flour is generally thirsty and stimulating.
On the contrary, my whole body was cold and my heart was in my throat. This is no joke. Maybe I will have to admit it tonight.
Jingle bell! The red rope on the door trembled violently, and the copper bell clanked.
I took a look, good guy, it seems that Caihua has really learned two brushes.
Caihua rubbed her hands and said with a sly smile, Brother Qin, the female ghost is here, I will hide first and kill this bastard, you know."
After saying that, he hugged the bloody dead chicken and the bowl of chicken blood, put away the red thread and hid in the dressing room of the room.
The doorbell rang. I looked through the peephole and saw that Taohong was here.
Just as I was about to open the door, Caihua stuck her head out and asked, "Brother Qin, my presence here won't affect your condition."
I said, "Si Que, get out!"
As soon as the cauliflower's head retracted, I opened the door, and Peach Blossom walked in with a smile on her face.
This little girl is still the same as before, with the same clothes. The only thing that makes me angry is that her face has blood color, but I am as pale as a ghost.
"Why, aren't you welcome to me?" Taohong stretched out her hand and grabbed my important parts. I smiled and grabbed her hand. Her hand actually felt warm. Although it was still a little cold, it was definitely not as cold as before.
"How could it be? I didn't have fun yesterday, so I have to get back on my feet today." I smiled and let her in, and I touched her beautiful buttocks, which were soft and elastic.
Taohong walked in, shrugged her nose, frowned and asked, "What does it smell like? It smells so bad?"
Then I opened the kitchen door and saw residual chicken feathers and blood stains on the floor. I quickly smoothed things over and said, "I was wilted yesterday. I bought a chicken today to replenish myself."
Taohong glanced at me, and I nodded to her seriously. She didn't say anything, and sat down arrogantly on the sofa with her high heels on and her legs crossed. She looked at her round pink buttocks and slender legs. This woman
If it weren't for a ghost, it would be quite charming.
"Take it off for me." She slowly stretched out her beautiful legs in stockings, tilted her head and smoothed her hair, seducing me enchantingly.
She and I have long been accustomed to this kind of sexual intercourse. In order to finish her off smoothly, I knelt down and gently took off her high heels like I was serving a queen.
"Why don't you touch my legs today? Didn't you say you like black stockings the most?" she asked me charmingly and coquettishly.
I picked up the red wine prepared on the table and handed it to her, looking at her lustfully, "Baby, I miss you so much today, drink it, let's get started, a moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold."
Taohong nodded, and under my gaze, she finished it in one bite.
"Taohong, how do you feel?" I asked her nervously.
This wine is mixed with realgar, which has the effect of driving away evil spirits and dispersing wind, and has a certain restraint effect on yin evil. Back then, Xu Xian drank a cup of realgar wine, and the thousand-year-old snake demon White Lady appeared in her original shape. After drinking this cup, it is not poisonous.
Damn this bitch.
Taohong frowned, smacked her lips and said nothing.
Could it be that he was about to reveal himself? I took a step back and kept a safe distance.
"This wine tastes a bit bitter, but it feels good. Dead man, why are you standing so far away? Why don't you take off your clothes for me quickly and finish the job early? I have to rush back early," Taohong said.
As soon as Taohong finished speaking, Caihua shouted from the closet, "It's over!"
"What?" Taohong was a little confused.
I really wanted to kick the pig like Caihua to death, so I quickly smoothed things over and said, "It's okay, I just finished talking and forgot to buy a condom."
While talking, I quickly coughed and reminded Caihua not to alert others.
"Why are you bringing that thing? Let's have fun in time."
She quickly took off all her clothes. Her tentacles were warm and elastic. It felt completely different from the previous times.
While pushing her down on the bed, I smelled her armpits the way cauliflower did. If she were a ghost, she would definitely have an unpleasant corpse smell.
What disappoints me is that this time, not to mention the smell of corpses, there is no smell of perfume. It seems that only by going straight to Huanglong can we see the authenticity.