Chapter Eleven: The Invincible Chicken-Blooded Cock
She was particularly unrestrained tonight, taking the initiative to kiss her passionately. Her mouth was fragrant, and the smell of blood was gone. Her smart, warm tongue made me mysteriously confused, and I soon started to feel something.
I was very involved in making out with Taohong. When she was about to take off my pants and give me a blowjob, my cell phone rang. When I saw it was Caihua, I suddenly woke up. If he hadn’t secretly reminded me
, I almost got dressed up.
I secretly screamed that I was in danger and slapped my face hard, finally sobering up a bit.
"Are you okay? Why do you feel so weird today?" Taohong asked me.
I said, it's okay, I just wanted to remind myself that my performance has been poor recently, to calm down, and avoid impulsive premature ejaculation.
Tao Hong lies on my chest charmingly, with a smile as bright as a flower. Speed is really not important to me, it’s enough that I like you.
These words moved my heart, and suddenly I couldn't stop being cruel. Taohong had always been cold to me before, and she had a simple relationship with me, but this voice of liking made me feel warm in my heart.
Looking at her charming smile, I wondered if she became like this because she sucked my essence. I gritted my teeth and decided to take action.
I also became Ning Caichen, but I don't have the courage to fall in love with a female ghost yet. The price is too high and I can't afford it.
Thinking of this, my thing went limp and I covered my crotch, sweating anxiously.
His mother was still invincible with diamonds, but this time she became a soft loach.
Seeing that I was softening, Taohong was a little anxious and said, "Stop covering it, I'll blow it for you."
I said no, just let's make love some more. I pressed her under me and made love and tenderness for a while, feeling a little more powerful.
"Oh, please hurry up. I'm itching to death. Let's finish it early. I have to go back." Taohong urged me.
I pinched her on the face and laughed twice, "Why are you blowing, I won't kill you today!"
The phone keeps ringing. I know that Caihua’s grandson can’t wait. If he waits any longer, he will probably rush out. Fortunately, Tao Hong’s stuff is coated with some kind of oil. It’s so smooth. I’m smeared with chicken blood.
, the ashes-covered diamond, thrust in with all his might.
As soon as she showed her power, Taohong's face changed drastically and she let out a shrill scream, "Qin, you are hurting me."
Her entire face was completely distorted, like a frightened wild dog, her face was wrinkled together, looking extremely ferocious, and blood began to ooze from her eye sockets, nose, and lips.
When I saw that Caihua's move was so effective, I pressed her shoulders firmly with both hands and accelerated my sprint.
Under my fierce charge, she struggled like a mad dog, banging against the head of the bed with astonishing strength.
I don't know where I got the strength to hold her down. At this time, my mind was completely blank. If I didn't kill her today, I would be the one who died the next day. In order to survive, I also risked my life.
Taohong's face began to rot, and her body gave off an unpleasant stench. I originally wanted to kill this bitch with anger, but I didn't expect that my lower abdomen was numb and itchy. I saw that densely packed insects were crawling from her like ants.
The words came out.
My Invincible King Kong was drilled into a bug stick, which made me itchy and numb, especially the stench. I swore I had never smelled such a stench before. It made me want to die.
With a "wow" sound, I opened my mouth and spat on Taohong's rotten face, and my stomach spasmed. Taohong took advantage of this moment to break free from my hands, turned over, threw me away, and slammed into the wall.
I fell heavily to the ground, and all the bones in my body seemed to be falling apart. Taohong let out a strange scream from her mouth, rushed over, put her arms around my neck, and pushed me against the wall.
My mouth came over.
Cauliflower, dog, ***, where did they die...
Just as I was about to be kissed by Tao Hong's rotten mouth, the maggots burrowed into my clothes along my neck. I struggled and whimpered, kicking my hands and feet, hoping to escape.
Bang, Caihua came out wearing a red rope, hugging the dead rooster, holding a bowl of chicken blood, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Qin, don't panic, don't let her suck your yang energy, stick her with the ghost exorcism charm."
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When I heard that it was true, I forgot that there was an amulet in my pocket, so I took it out all at once and covered Taohong's face.
This post made Taohong's fuss even more fierce. The grimace actually laughed, and the hand on my neck was slowly raised.
My head started to feel dizzy, my tongue was hanging out, and I wanted to think that oxygen was my biological father.
I suddenly felt stupid for believing in a shit-headed bird like Caihua. If I were strangled to death by Taohong today, even if I was a ghost, I would not be able to spare my grandson.
"Brother Qin, don't be afraid, it's up to this Heavenly Master."
Caihua raised her hand, and the bowl of chicken blood was poured in my direction. She was about to splash pink all over her body, destroying this bitch. This grandson stumbled and fell to the ground, and he was actually beaten by his own red.
She tripped on the rope, shook her hand, and chicken blood spilled on Tao Hong's legs.
The chicken blood was indeed fresh, even if it was sprinkled on one of this girl's legs, the pink leg melted like sulfuric acid was poured on it.
The girl let out a strange scream in pain, let go of her hand, opened the door, and ran out.
"**! It's a pity that I didn't get enough of this slutty bitch."
Caihua got up, wiped her nose with blood, and cursed bitterly.
I finally managed to save my life. I coughed violently and pointed at my grandson angrily, unable to say a word.
I looked at the chicken blood, maggots, ghost-repelling charms, and second-rate cauliflower with bloody noses all over the floor, and my heart broke, "Grandson, you are just a fucking pig!"
Caihua laughed and said, Brother Qin, I'm sorry, the thread is a bit too long.
I was almost going crazy, roaring, why the hell are you still standing there, chasing after me.
I finally figured it out. This peach red is very fierce. If I don't kill her today, I will definitely die later.
When Caihua saw that I was going crazy, she was stunned and hurriedly yelled twice, picked up the dead chicken on the ground, went to the kitchen to get some yellowed glutinous rice water, dipped the chicken into the bucket, gritted her teeth and said, "Brother Qin,
You? Okay, if I don’t kill this naughty bitch today, I won’t call you Zhang Tianshi, ***.”
I said, how many Zhang Nis there are, I believe you are worse than a trustworthy pig, you will make mistakes.
Caihua is not happy anymore, Brother Qin, I will tell you today, this bitch will never run away.
After saying that, he lifted up the dead rooster, took out a lump of black stuff from his pocket, wiped it on the head of the rooster, bit off the tip of his finger a little, scratched it twice, shouted, get up, get up...
I didn't interrupt him to see what kind of tricks this grandson was playing.
After scratching for a while, cold sweat broke out on Caihua's forehead, and the dead chicken was stunned without any reaction.
"It'll be cold when you get up, you damn chicken." I couldn't stand it anymore and said.
Caihua was anxious, "Damn, I was fine last time when I learned from the master, but it's really weird."
Then, there was another burst of shouting, get up, get up.
I was completely speechless, lit a cigarette, pushed him away, grabbed the dead chicken, opened the window and was about to throw it away.
"Stop being so fucking embarrassed."
Before the chicken left my hand, it suddenly squawked twice and pecked at my face. I never thought it would be so magical. In a hurry, the cigarette was pecked off.
"Haha, it's so fucking evil, get up, get up." Caihua happily hugged the chicken like her own son and shouted.
I wiped the sweat from my forehead and had a false alarm. The chicken was still in Caihua's arms and wanted to bite me.
"Caihua, what the hell is going on?" I was a little confused.
Caihua took the red rope tied with the bell and tied it around the neck of the big rooster. She hugged the big rooster and kissed it hard. She said: "Brother Qin, you are still a fucking god. You are so stupid. Go catch that bitch."
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Although I was curious, I didn't ask any more questions. After all, it was a big deal. But one thing is for sure, although Caihua is a dabbler, she is also somewhat knowledgeable.
I put on my clothes, and Caihua and I ran forward with the big rooster. Strangely enough, the rooster was like a dog, with the bells on its neck jingling, and it was running so fast.
Fortunately, it was already three o'clock in the morning, and there was no one on the road. Otherwise, if someone caught the two idiots hanging out in the middle of the night, they would be on Weibo headlines tomorrow.
The chicken grunted and ran towards the Beimen Bridge. After passing the Beimen Bridge, there were no street lights, it was as dark as ink, and the wind blew loudly, which was scary.
Caihua and I were sweating all the way, and when the wind blew, we felt cold and pimple-like, making us panic.
"Caihua, is this chicken reliable? Grandma has a weak leg. There is a crematorium over the Beimen Bridge." I really couldn't run anymore.
Caihua said, "Brother Qin, don't stop. You can definitely find this chicken. I'll tell you the reason later."
I saw that although Caihua was panting like a pig from exhaustion, she was still in high spirits. After all, they were helping me catch ghosts, so I couldn't say anything more, so I could only keep running after the dead chicken.
This chicken is really amazing. It clucks happily and runs tirelessly. Soon we arrive at the North Gate of Black Toe. The crematorium is halfway up the mountain.
"**, this is not really going to the crematorium, right? Brother Chicken, don't take me the wrong way." I said.
Caihua pointed at me and hissed, grabbed the chicken and moved it towards my thing. I hid behind me and said, "Why, if you peck this one, I will have to go to the Forbidden City to see the gate."
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Caihua said, "Maybe the yin energy around here is too strong, and this chicken is a little confused. Why don't you touch that woman? Let her smell the scent of that slut."
I was a little confused as to whether this was a dog or a chicken. I grabbed the chicken head and rubbed it on my crotch. I asked Caihua if this thing was reliable.
It's fine, brother Qin, don't worry.
Sure enough, after the chicken smelled it, it spread its legs and wings and ran forward with a squeaking sound. Caihua and I staggered after it.
The bells on the chicken's necks jingled in the darkness and silence of the mountain, which made people feel miserable. I said: "Caihua, can we throw away this broken bell? It's too much to make a fuss."