In fact, I hate this hand. If it weren't for it, I would spend a lot of money every day, drink a lot, and play with horses. It would be so cool. But now everything has changed. I can't mess with women, and I'm being fucked by women every day.
Being entangled, bad things keep happening, and my life is pretty fucked up.
Moreover, after the peach red incident, I became even more disgusted with ghosts. If I could, I would never want to see these things in my life.
Caihua sighed and said, Brother Qin, maybe this is fate.
I was too lazy to pay attention to him, so when I arrived at a nearby monk temple, Caihua said, Brother Qin, take off your clothes.
I said, why are you taking off your clothes? There is something wrong with so many people.
Caihua said, why do you talk so much nonsense? Do you want to save your life or face?
I said it was going to kill me, and then I took off my clothes. Of course, I kept the left half of my clothes on, so that others wouldn't be scared when they looked at my hands.
Caihua said, "Wait a minute," and then went to the temple to get a handful of incense from the incense altar dedicated to the Bodhisattva, and ran over quickly, followed by a chubby monk cursing.
You are seeking death. You dare to snatch the incense offered to the Bodhisattva. Aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning? The fat monk cursed.
Cauliflower cursed, "Go away, you motherfucker." Bodhisattva would be so happy to know that his fragrance can save people's lives.
The monk still scolded me, and I was unhappy. Caihua gave him some money and stopped him from yelling nonsense.
Caihua took out a handful of money, patted the monk's chest, and asked me to buy more incense to honor the Bodhisattva and get out!
The monk curled his lips, cursed that he was sick, took the money and ran away.
The cauliflower held the incense and recited a few nonsense words. It was pressed against my back and the incense was going back and forth. It was strange. The incense made me feel warm and comfortable indescribably. It was as if I had eaten fruit all over my body, and all the 36 million pores were covered.
It's smooth.
I lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "Caihua, I'm free anyway, tell me about the temporary residence pavilion."
Caihua put the incense stick on her hand into the incense altar, grabbed a handful of incense ash and flicked it on my chest and said, "Okay, I've cleansed your body, but if you want to get rid of the filthy odor from your body, you still have to
Stand here for two hours."
I said, damn, are you kidding me?
Caihua said, "Just be honest, and smell more fragrance. It will be good for you. The yin energy in your body is too strong. If you don't smoke it, your luck will not improve in your life."
Then the grandson looked at the scorching sun in the sky and said, "You just stand here while I go out and buy a bowl of Chaos to eat."
As soon as he left, I looked like an idiot and put my head next to the big incense altar, with tears streaming down my face. Everyone who came to offer incense looked like an idiot.
In order not to embarrass myself too much, I deliberately put my hands together and called Amitabha whenever a pilgrim came. Many beautiful female pilgrims even pointed at me.
What a handsome man, why should he be a monk if he can't do anything bad?
Even being a duck is happier than being a monk, but it's a pity this face.
I wanted to die, and I wanted to strangle my grandson Caihua to death.
After a while, Cauliflower wandered back with a bowl of stewed wontons in her hand, and she made a squeaking sound as she stood in front of her to eat.
Hey, grandson, would you like to leave a mouthful of soup for me? I saw how delicious the drink was, and I felt a little greedy.
Cauliflower raised her head and drank it all. No, you are going to cleanse yourself today. You can't touch the oily smell for the whole day. After saying that, she burped.
Cauliflower, please remember it for me, I will be cruel to you. I cursed you.
By four o'clock in the afternoon, I was almost like a roast duck. I was finally done. I ordered a bowl from the temple and filled my stomach with plain noodles.
Caihua said that the temporary residence pavilion is the first stop after death. After death, a person must go through a trial of his or her merits and demerits before entering reincarnation or hell. Before that, he or she will be sent to the temporary residence pavilion. After being reviewed by the judge, he or she will be placed in the third place.
At the second stop, the ghost stays in the temporary residence pavilion for a week. During this period, the ghost can freely return to its original place of residence or anywhere else it wants, which is what people call ghost return.
Caihua wiped her mouth and continued, "Of course this is just a name. You can call it Temporary Ju Pavilion, City of Wasted Death, City God's Temple, whatever."
I understand, the prostitute died less than a week ago, so the cauliflower can summon her soul.
I said, will Taohong be in the temporary residence pavilion?
Caihua shook her head and said, like Nana, her soul was controlled by the corpse breeder, but if we destroyed her body and the corpse breeder's ferocity, we might have destroyed this useless soul.
I sighed and said, if I had known better, I wouldn't have let you light that fucking fire.
Caihua curled her lips, I think you are addicted to grass, rats, and maggot holes.
The mention of maggots made me want to vomit, and I immediately forgot all about rosé.
In the next few days, Caihua and I went to the city and outside the city as soon as it got dark and wandered around in order to attract Liu Qiao to show up.
It's strange, this black-faced woman used to follow me every day, and last time she came on my neck, but now she can't even be seen.
When we reached the entrance of Nan Caishi Market, Caihua and I stopped.
I suspect it's because this grandson follows me that Liu Qiao doesn't dare to look for me. After all, he is considered a fake heavenly master.
Caihua said it made sense, and the two of them looked for it separately.
As soon as Caihua walked away, I felt the wind blowing behind me. I touched my neck and it was bleeding again.
The wound hurt so much that I lit a cigarette and stood there looking around, cursing: "F*ck bitches, if you have the guts, come out to me. I can kill you once, and I can kill you again."
Round two."
I heard a "swish" sound, and a black figure rushed into the vegetable market.
It was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and the early harvest stall selling vegetables and meat in the wet market was full of people. It was dark inside.
I touched my neck and thought I might as well forget it. Although Caihua boasted that I was so amazing that even the kid crossing the bridge had to give me three points, I really didn’t have much confidence in myself.
This bitch is so fast, if she touches my neck, I will have to meet the King of Hell.
In order to be brave, I shouted twice, Cauliflower, where is the ***?
While I was talking, another dark figure rushed in from the side. It was so damn weird. I took my phone, turned on the flashlight function, and followed in like a cat.
As soon as I rushed in, a strong gust of wind rushed towards me. I puffed out hard and the cigarette butt in my mouth flew out.
Meow, a sharp cat meow, which stung my eardrums almost to the point of bursting. I stumbled and fell to the ground, dropping my phone on the ground.
In the darkness, a pair of green eyes glared at me fiercely. I patted my chest and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Mom, it turned out to be a cat. It almost scared me to death."
Before I could catch my breath, the cat pounced on me again, and what came out of its mouth was a ghostly laughter.
I was stunned for a moment. Before I understood what was going on, I felt as if my chest was being pressed by a mountain. My throat was being pinched tightly. The long nails pierced my flesh, and a stream of warm liquid flowed out.
I knew that the skin was scratched, and the green pupils sometimes made the sound of a cat, sometimes the strange cry of a female ghost.
The air seemed to be squeezed dry, and I struggled desperately like a thirsty fish. The monster was as strong as an ox, and no matter how hard I struggled, I could never get rid of it.
My eyes started to glow with blood congestion, and I felt dizzy in my mind.
It’s over, am I going to die?
What is this monster that is both cat-like and human-like?
At this time of life and death, I suddenly thought of what Caihua said: the blood of a person's middle finger and the tip of the tongue are the purest and most yang-rich.
I gritted my teeth and chewed my tongue hard. The smell of blood filled the air, and I spat it out with a pop.
"Wow, ah, wow..." The cat monster yelled and rolled to the side.
I got the chance, gasped desperately, picked up my phone and looked at the monster, it almost scared me to death.
It was Liu Qiao, her dark face was wrinkled, like an old cat's face, and her eyes were as green as a cat with a slit in the middle. She was lying on the ground, her hands were like tiger claws, and her nails were sharp and barbed.
What scares me the most is that she has a ring of long green hair on her chin and ears, which makes her look very cat-like.
If it weren't for the pair of big waves on her chest, I would definitely not recognize her.
Liu Qiao looked at me viciously and crawled around me, spitting and making weird noises. She was like a lion eyeing its own food. Seeing that she was about to pounce on her again, I became anxious and followed her.
She spat out a mouthful of blood, raised her left hand and hit it.
Liu Qiao didn't expect that I would dare to take the initiative, so she jumped back.
I took advantage of the situation and took another bite on my tongue, squirting and chasing her. This damn bitch ran so fast that I didn't pay attention and didn't look at my feet. I was tripped by something hard.
Ouch, who the hell is this? Why are you kicking me in the head?
When I heard the sound, I took a photo with my phone and it turned out to be cauliflower.
Damn it, why are you lying here?
Caihua said, how the hell did I know. As soon as we separated, I saw a dark figure following you and touched you. Before I could see clearly what was going on, I was knocked unconscious.
I helped Caihua up. This grandson was really lucky. The rain boots man didn't kill him last time, and Liu Qiao didn't kill him either.
Liu Qiao stopped not far away and stared at me viciously, purring like a cat.
I raised the corner of my mouth and gave her my middle finger. If you have the guts, I can't kill you.
Caihua looked up and said, what is Brother Qin's thing? Is it a cat?
I walked back holding the cauliflower, yes it was a cat.
Caihua covered her head, "Brother Qin, you have such a strong taste that even a cat would like to have sex. You are really a bitch."
I said, yes, my whole body is full of fire now, and I want to do anything I see.
Instead of catching Liu Qiao, she bit off her own tongue. Caihua and I were both very angry.
When I returned to the rental house, I immediately took a few chocolates and stuffed them into my mouth.
Caihua said, Brother Qin, what are you doing?
I said that I almost bit off my tongue just now in order to deal with that bitch Liu Qiao, but the trick you mentioned was really a good thing, otherwise I would have almost fallen into her hands today.
Then you don't need to eat chocolate, come and I'll give you some Taoist charms.
Caihua took a piece of yellow paper, made a few strokes on it, burned it and handed it to me.
I drank it in one gulp, and the cauliflower threw me another dark pellet.
When I smelled it, it seemed to have a fishy smell, so I asked what it was.