Cauliflower said, don't talk nonsense, eat it quickly, and keep it safe for you.
I didn't think much about it, I bit it into pieces and swallowed it. A cool feeling accompanied by the smell spread through my spleen and lungs. I enjoyed it very much.
Needless to say, after eating cauliflower paper charms and black balls, my tongue actually felt better, it was cool, and it no longer hurt or bleed.
I said cauliflower, these black balls are very useful, please give me a few more, my hemorrhoids have been bleeding badly recently.
Caihua said, this is black shit, it can flatten veins, nourish yin and solidify yang, drive away evil spirits and avoid filth. If you want to stop bleeding, I will burn chrysanthemums for you to purify it.
As soon as he finished speaking, my stomach began to churn. My eyes widened and I asked, "Caihua, what did you just say, what is this?"
"Black shit." Caihua said calmly.
"Why do you want me to eat dog shit?" I asked why it smelled bad, but it turned out to be dog shit.
I was so angry that I grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it at my grandson.
Caihua jumped up, took a step back, waved her hand and said, "Brother Qin, calm down, this black shit is very rare. The old man only gave me five pills in total. I wouldn't sell them for anyone else's money."
Damn it, are you justified in asking me to eat shit...? Before I finished speaking, my stomach was churning violently, I picked at my throat, rushed into the bathroom, and vomited all over the place.
Caihua stood at the door and shook his head and sighed: "What a pity. Do you know how rare this black shit is?"
He continued: "This is a purebred black dog. It has been fed old glutinous rice since it was a child, and the poop it sheds is a magical elixir."
"Miao Nima, why don't you eat dog shit?" I rinsed it several times and finally diluted the smell in my mouth.
Do you think this is candy and you can eat it casually? I won’t let it go until the critical moment.
I said, I won’t discuss bullshit with you to avoid being disgusted. Please tell me if there is a cat demon or something that is both a ghost and a cat.
Caihua said, brother, don’t be joking, there really is a cat demon, so let’s get into trouble.
What do you mean, I asked.
Cats channel spirits and belong to the yin family. They belong to the family of ghosts with nine lives, and their souls have ghost energy. Because of this, they often deal with dirty things, and are often used by Taoists to channel spirits and descend into the yin.
But cats themselves do not have the conditions to become demons. In the final analysis, demons must take Yang. Cats are Yin and have a certain resistance to Yang energy. Therefore, there are very few cat demons in the world. It is precisely because it is not easy for cats to become demons. Once they become demons,
Demons, evil spirits become more powerful, and their nature becomes more ferocious.
Hearing what Caihua said, my heart went cold. If Liu Qiao became a cat demon, then I would have to die in her hands. It's not like I had an intestinal piercing, so I couldn't keep spewing blood.
Brother Qin, are you okay? Your face is so ugly, isn't it?
When Caihua thought about it, her face turned pale. Brother Qin, you didn't want to tell me that what I saw in the vegetable market today was a cat demon.
I lit a cigarette tremblingly, Cauliflower, let me ask you something, can a human become a cat?
What does it mean?
I rubbed my face and gathered my thoughts. What I mean is, can a person turn into a cat demon after death? Let me put it bluntly. I saw Liu Qiao today. She is as flexible as a cat.
Having said this, I couldn't help but touch my neck, which was tightly wrapped in gauze. It hurt, itched, and was very uncomfortable.
Caihua's mouth opened wide and her eyes widened. After being stunned for a while, he recovered, Brother Qin, why are we two so unlucky? This girl is probably a cat-faced living corpse.
It will be difficult to mess with her now.
What the hell is a cat-faced living corpse?
When a person breathes life, the Qi penetrates Yin and Yang and governs life. The most terrifying thing is that the death Qi of a person is constant. Once a person dies, the Yang veins are cut off, and this breath becomes Yin Qi. It is extremely vicious and often easily becomes a living corpse. Liu Qiao, this girl
They must have been influenced by the ghost spirit of the old cat and have changed.
Any ghost will be in trouble as soon as it has anything to do with cats. It is cruel, cunning, and greedy. Brother Qin, you have to be careful.
I coughed and tried to calm down. Don't scare me, I'm going to sleep first.
Caihua shook his head and sighed, leaning on the sofa weakly and smoking a cigarette. Brother Qin, don't worry. If it doesn't work, we'll ask the old man to help. Brother, we have to save your life even if we die.
I said, you don't owe me anything, don't be so fucking stupid and act like a gay.
Caihua glanced at me, smiled slightly, and said no more.
The next day, the ringing of my cell phone woke me up. When I woke up, I only smelled a stench of darkness. The stinky cauliflower feet were close to my face. The stench came from his feet.
I kicked the *** away and picked up the phone. The call was from Guo Dapao.
After hanging up the phone, I poured a cup of Erguotou and splashed it on Caihua's face.
Ahem, bitch Qin, you must be sick. Caihua wiped the wine stains on her face and stared at me fiercely with red eyes.
I'm not sick at all. A certain goddess is going to be buried today, but don't blame me for not reminding you.
The cauliflower bounced violently, oh, don't miss the important event, we have to go to guard the corpse today.
Because he was anxious, he put on his shoes backwards, "Is Guo Dapao over there ready?"
Don't worry, although this grandson has a bad character, he is still very good at what he does. Don't worry, pack your things first, I will prepare them too.
Following the lessons learned from that damn bitch Liu Qiao, I bought a certain terrorist hat, the kind that covered half of my face and neck. I added a big ring buckle for a dog harness to the hat.
Although it's a bit funny and fucked up, it's better than being able to save your life.
When I was going out, Caihua threw me a water gun and said, "Brother Qin, put it away. Whether you can succeed tonight depends on it."
I asked, what kind of bird thing is this? Isn’t this a kid’s toy?
Caihua said that it was filled with black dog blood. Whether it was a cat-faced corpse monster or the rain-boot man's soul-binding whip, it would be over if it got stained with it.
By the way, you can also take this.
The grandson took out a black plastic bag and handed it to me. I opened it and saw two bloody female pads.
Damn you, can you be any more disgusting? I already want to die. Why did I meet such a pervert?
Caihua said, Brother Qin, women are very filthy. This is called using filth to destroy filth. If our black dog blood doesn't work, we will rely on it.
I threw the plastic bag to him. I only know who is contaminated with this thing, so you should keep it and use it slowly.
Caihua forced the plastic bag into my pocket and said seriously: "Brother Qin, do you think I let you smoke all afternoon yesterday? It's white smoke. Don't worry, this won't affect you. I finally got there
It's still fresh from the trash, so don't be picky."
I was speechless. When I walked to the door, Caihua poured out two black dog poops from a small gourd. "Brother Qin, you can also take this with you. If you can't hold it anymore, just eat one."
Anyway, even women’s sanitary napkins were collected, and I was still afraid of two black dog poops, so I conveniently stuffed them into my belt.
When I got to the street, I hailed a taxi and was about to go to the funeral home when Caihua stopped me and said, "No hurry, Brother Qin, we are missing something."
I'm a little impatient. Are you still fucking finished? I went late and Zhou Nana was fucked by others. Don't blame me.
Caihua said with a serious face, saving Nana is important, but you bitch is also important.
Then, he muttered, I still don't have the confidence to deal with the rain boots man, so we must have this amulet.
I waved my hand and let the taxi driver go, and followed Caihua into a white goods shop. Caihua ordered two paper figures and a pile of gold ingots.
Back at the rental house, Caihua set up an incense altar, muttered something, took out cinnabar and ink and drew a series of runes on the back of one of the paper figures.
"Brother Qin, what is your birth date?"
I crossed my legs and said lazily: "In 1984, it was Double Ninth Festival, Zhengyin time!"
"Double Ninth Festival?" Caihua looked at me in surprise, then quickly wrote my birth date on the paper man, and asked me to put some blood on the paper man's eyebrows.
"Okay, it's done. Brother Qin, you can keep this red card and swing it out at the critical moment of life or death. You can survive." Caihua said with a long sigh of relief.
I took a look at the card. Can this thing save lives?
Caihua quickly made a shushing gesture and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Talking nonsense will not work."
Then, Caihua bowed respectfully to the two paper figures and said that her two brothers saved her life tonight. She proposed three glasses of wine to express her gratitude.
I looked at Caihua with disdain, and I always felt that those who work in this business are a bit idiotic. They are either bullshit, sanitary napkins, or people who draw ghost symbols, and there is no fucking integrity at all.
Cauliflower, what are you learning? Why do you think it’s so unreliable?
Caihua said, I learned the way of cursing, and I followed the path of Yinshan, which is a bit eccentric, so the things I used were rather strange.
I said, you are a fucking weirdo, go and save your big-butt girl.
Caihua put away his serious look and ran out in a hurry. When he left, his card fell out of his trouser pocket.
I originally wanted to remind him, but when I thought about it, I didn't know if this thing was useful, so I might as well forget it. At worst, I would give him my card to use.
When we arrived at the funeral parlor, it was deserted. There were only a few policemen there, and a man with sunglasses that had turned half white was offering incense.
I asked Cannon, who is this person?
Guo Dapao lowered his voice and said, Zhou Nana's lover, Chen Kangfu, is a rich man.
"Chief Guo, I'll leave you with Nana's funeral. You don't need to inform me about anything else." Chen Kangfu finished laying the incense and walked over.
I think Chen Kangfu is probably almost sixty years old. With Nana's hot figure, it's strange that he can't kill him. With his ability, he definitely can't satisfy her, so Nana just hangs out in the bar out of boredom.
Hey, being a mistress these days may not be truly happy. You live in a villa and drive a fancy car, so what?
Like Nana, guarding such an old guy at a young age, her soul is empty and lonely, and the pain is incomprehensible.
Suddenly, I understood the loneliness and isolation in every woman who likes to masturbate, devouring their youth in the dark like a poisonous snake.