Chapter Thirty-Three: Ten Thousand Years at a Glance
Master Liu was walking at the front, and every time he sang a line, the ghost behind him shouted "Hello" loudly. The scene was weird and funny.
"Brother Qin, come on!"
When the team of porters passed the supermarket, Caihua picked up the pole, picked up the chicken and dog, and I slipped to the back of the team.
"Brother Qin, don't be stunned, jump up and shout." Caihua raised her legs and jumped from side to side, coaxing with the ghost in her mouth, "That's great!"
When I saw the sedan in front of me, I felt panicked. Where could I scream, only Caihua, the heartless grandson, was still making such a fuss and cheerfully at this time.
"Damn it, you're really dancing. You're standing here like a pole. Lao Liu can tell at a glance that you're not fucking normal." Caihua was a little anxious.
"Mom, that's awesome!" I swore secretly and shouted at the top of my lungs. My heart was so hot that I wanted to fry Master Liu and Ngau Tau Horse Noodles in a frying pan.
After three laps, Master Liu was still singing. Niutou became impatient and slammed the steel fork on the ground. Boom, the whole ground shook, and all the paper figures and ghosts stopped.
"F*ck, it's not over yet. It's just you idiots who are making noises." Niutou roared angrily, spitting all over Master Liu's face.
Master Liu wiped the saliva from his face, raised his hands and said, "Master Niu, I'll leave this to you. Remember to say hello to Master Ma for me later."
The bull-head snorted arrogantly, turned the horse's head, raised the steel fork and shouted: "Let's go!"
Master Liu waved his hand, and the bride-to-be team started jumping and playing music again, following the horse team towards the village road.
"It's so dangerous, I finally passed the point of being immortal." Caihua patted her chest and sighed.
My thoughts were all in the sedan chair, "Caihua, where are we going? We're not really going to the underworld."
Caihua said: "Don't worry, at this speed, it will take three or four ghost days to reach Fengdu City. Let's wait and see."
I think there's no chance of trying to rob him by force. This bull's head is too powerful. If he really needs to rob it, ten of them won't be enough for him, so I'd better be honest and take it slow.
After walking for about two hours, we finally came out of Laohuai Road and turned into a small trail in the wilderness. Niutou was an impatient man and kept shouting in front of him, hurry up, hurry up, and even sent two cavalrymen to pick up the food from behind.
Rushing with a whip.
I yelled so hard that my voice almost started to smoke, but the cauliflower was jumping around like nothing happened.
"Caihua, if we keep going like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to grab Taohong, and my life will be at stake here." I said.
Caihua said, "Brother Qin, this road leads to more than half a step. If you hold on a little longer, we can rest after more than half a step."
"What the hell..." As soon as I finished my words, the cavalry behind raised his whip and gave it to me, "What are you making, hurry up."
"I'm so stupid, you dare to hit my brother Qin." Caihua became anxious when she saw that I was being beaten, and turned around to get angry.
I quickly grabbed him and gave him a look to signal him not to be impulsive. Caihua snorted and continued jumping up and down.
Damn, the *** Yin Soldier's whip was so hard, it made my back hurt like fire. Every step I took, the pain was heartbreaking. I was afraid that Caihua would go crazy, so I could only pretend to be fine and keep jumping.
After walking a few steps, Caihua suddenly sang like crazy: "It's a good day on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year. I picked up the chicken and dog and went out. Chicken, dog, where are they going? Give it to Ma Ye to celebrate good luck, bah bah bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"
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I quickly gave him a look, thinking that this grandson was really singing some famous songs, but he was so confused and the song he sang was so ugly.
"***, who's making the noise!" Niu Tou raised his steel fork and roared angrily.
All the ghosts and ghosts pointed at the two of us, "General, these two boys."
I thought to myself that this was over, the bull's head would have to stab us both to death, so I raised my hand honestly and glared at Caihua, "Grandson, what are you singing?"
Caihua blinked, raised her hand and said, "Master Niu, we are singing, not making noise, singing is music!"
No wonder Niu Tou wasn't upset, and laughed heartily, "Sing, sing well, come on, you two come to the front and sing."
I was a little confused. I couldn't tell that a tall and thick old cow actually liked listening to music, and he also had a voice like Caihua.
"Brother Qin, this old cow doesn't want others to say that he doesn't understand music. Think about playing the piano to a cow. As long as it's music, he has to pretend to understand it even if he doesn't understand it. How about it, buddy, you are awesome." Caihua winked at me, satisfied
The face is proud.
I rolled my eyes at him and said, "***, you are risking your life."
"When we get to the front, you can find a chance to talk to Taohong, and I'll attract these guys' attention," Caihua said.
Only then did I understand his intention and nodded gratefully.
Caihua and I walked to the front, he followed Niu Tou, and I stood next to the sedan. The two of them sang the revised version of "Yangge for the Supporting the Army" over and over at the top of their lungs.
Niu Tou nodded his head pretending to enjoy it, and complimented us from time to time.
"Taohong, Taohong..." I took the opportunity to shout softly beside the sedan.
Taohong opened the corner of the curtain next to the sedan and lifted her hijab. When she saw me, she almost screamed, her eyes full of joy and surprise.
"Shh! Taohong, I will find a way to save you when we are more than half a step away." I kept the story short.
Taohong covered her mouth with tears falling down her face, trying her best to smile the most beautifully.
She is still so charming and charming, her eyes as blurred as rain and dew seem to have endless stories to tell. Seeing her smile makes my heart feel warm.
This smile will captivate the whole country, and my heart is mine, so it doesn’t matter if I die.
"Hey, hey, why don't you sing?" Niutou yelled when he saw that I didn't move.
I smiled at Taohong and sang with a choked voice: "Although we have known each other for a short time, I have fallen in love with you deeply. Your innocence and your pure love have attracted me. You are the one in my dream."
Beautiful angel, I know you are an innocent, kind and gentle girl, and I really hope I can match you..."
As I sang, my tears fell down. Taohong covered her mouth, her smile full of tears, and nodded slightly to me.
I knew she had forgiven me and she sang even more happily. In all these years, I have never loved someone seriously. From being afraid of Tao Hong, to feeling guilty, to falling in love, it all happened so suddenly, but not unexpectedly.
It doesn't matter to me whether she is a human or a ghost. The most important thing is that with her, I feel warm in my heart and can forget all selfishness and give everything without regrets.
"Be tidy, be tidy..." A Yin soldier whipped my face with his backhand, causing blood to drip down from my eyebrows.
I smiled at Taohong and said not to worry.
Taohong covered her chest and lowered the curtain sadly. I knew she didn't want me to feel uncomfortable.
"Pah!" Caihua also received several whips, which made him scream in pain.
"Brother Qin, what are you singing? You can't keep up with the rhythm at all." Caihua blamed me unhappily.
I said: "I must love you..."
Caihua said, "As much as I love you, I'd better keep giving you chickens and dogs. I know this song."
"That's great, I'll give you chickens and dogs, and you'll die." I roared, and I summoned up all my strength to continue singing the song "Yangge for Supporting the Army" with Caihua over and over again.
My heart felt like it belonged to me, and when I saw Taohong, I became more determined and my spirit was lifted.
There is no sign of day or night on the Yin Road. It is gray in front. When you walk out of the winding path, you will see an endless ancient city in front of you. The city is more than five feet high, with fortifications and guard posts patrolled by Yin soldiers with murderous looks on their faces.
There are two huge characters written on the city wall, "Yin Guan". The characters are so chilling and domineering that people are awe-inspiring and dare not look directly at them.
Looking at the Yin soldiers with swords and guns, I took a breath and said: "Fortunately, it seems that the underworld still maintains its old ways. If everyone is armed with machine guns, we will die without a burial place."
Caihua said: "You are wrong. Machine guns cannot be used here. All weapons in the underworld are made from the water of the underworld. They have the power to kill souls and destroy souls. They can kill both people and ghosts."
"Damn it, how about just practicing a batch of bullets?"
"The material in the yellow spring water can't be used to refine that thing, and King Qin Guang doesn't have the brains either." Caihua said.
As they were talking, the team had already arrived under the Yin Pass. Two Yin soldiers wearing armor and holding spears were guarding the door. When they saw the bull head, they saluted respectfully.
Niutou said arrogantly: "These are all my people, let them go!" After saying that, he raised his steel fork and rode into the city.
As soon as I entered the gate of Yinguan, the surrounding air became even colder. It was so cold that my bones were soft, my whole body was weak, and I couldn't move any further.
"What's wrong, Brother Qin?" Caihua asked.
Then he thought and slapped his forehead, "Oops, I forgot that you don't worship your ancestors, you don't have a protective spiritual energy, you are neither a Yin body nor a member of the Xuanmen. You can't get through the gate of Yinguan alone."
I really couldn't stand the pressure of this coldness, but if I hesitated any longer, it would be time to show my weakness. I was about to bite the tip of my tongue and use my yang energy to force away this coldness.
Caihua frowned and shook her head, "Brother Qin, please don't, the pure Yang energy is too strong, the Yin soldiers will find out."
He couldn't think of a way for a while to help me control the coldness in my vagina, and he frowned and jumped in a hurry.
"Can we go ahead or not?"
"Yes, this road was opened by your family."
The people behind started to make a noise, and the soldiers also yelled, raised their whips, and started to beat them, "Why are you standing there in a daze? If you don't pass the test, get out."
Just as he was about to show his weakness, a familiar voice sounded: "Let's go!"
Then, I felt a chill on the top of my head, and my whole body suddenly became ethereal and floating, and the cold Yin Qi dissipated instantly.
I looked back and saw Feng Er standing behind me arrogantly with his hands behind his back.
"Hi, Feng..." I didn't expect to meet this old guy here.
Feng Er coughed and entered the Yin Pass with his head raised.
Caihua was overjoyed, "The old guy came just in time. Let's go quickly, Brother Qin."
Entering the city, the city's restaurants and buildings are neatly lined up, and homeless people in ancient clothes are bustling and swaying. Vendors hawking, horse-drawn carriages, and fast riders gallop by from time to time on crisp horse hooves.
"Brother Qin, are you stupid?" Caihua asked with a smile.