Chapter 34 More than half a step This chapter is for all friends who support Lao Deng
I scratched my head and said, I felt like I was in a film and television city. Hey, where is the second cover?
I looked around and saw that Feng Er had long since disappeared. I thought I would buy him a Zhonghua later and thank the old man properly.
Caihua said, this is the first city of Yin Pass, Piaomiao City. It is a resting place for Yin shepherds and people in Xuanmen. When you enter Xuanmen in the future, you can come and go freely like Feng Er.
Why do I feel that there is no difference between humans and ghosts?
Caihua said, you are right, the underworld is the world of ghosts, but it is far more disgusting, stricter, and more disturbing than our world, because it is a feudal system under the management of King Guang of Qin, with more hidden rules.
I said, you know a lot!
Caihua happily said, "My master said it, but it was my first time here, and I didn't expect it to be far beyond my imagination."
Taohong's sedan chair is right in front of me. I can see it and feel at ease. Walking on the wide and elegant street, encountering ghosts and ghosts one after another, I feel quite relaxed.
Bull heads are very popular in the underworld. There are Yin soldiers along the way to clear the way. If you encounter anyone who doesn't open your eyes, you will use two whips. Those Yin shepherds and ghost people dare to be angry but dare not speak out.
"They're selling steamed buns, they're selling steamed buns!" I was attracted by two little fat guys with red faces. Their faces were surprisingly similar. I didn't expect to see a pair of twin brothers here.
"They sell dumplings, freshly baked dumplings."
I saw that the buns were white and tender, and I was already hungry after walking all this way. I touched a fifty dollar bill and said, "Brother, bring me some buns."
The fat man selling steamed buns quickly took the money and looked at me in surprise, "Brother, you are seeking death for using money here."
My heart sank, but fortunately the fat man reminded me, otherwise I would have had to be a gangster.
"Thank you!" I glanced at him and didn't dare to say anything more. I took Caihua and hurriedly followed him towards the main army.
After only two steps, the bun seller came after me and said, "Take this, or I'll starve to death."
After eating two buns with Caihua, not to mention they tasted really good, I said, "I can't believe there are such delicious buns in Piaomiao City."
Caihua said, yes, these buns are indeed for people to eat. I don’t know where this fat man came from. It’s not easy to run a business here.
Niu Tou led people to a restaurant, and when I went upstairs, I realized how precious these buns were.
All the shenanigans and ghosts here are eating delicious food. Seeing each one of them sniffing their noses, I secretly feel lucky that the fat man gave me the buns, otherwise it would have been terrible.
Look at the cow's head again. It's a piece of incense as thick as an arm, and it's gone in just a few puffs.
Placed in front of me and Caihua were a few little finger-sized ones. "Eat them quickly, I'll chop off your dogs' heads if you miss Ma Ye's time."
I asked Caihua, "Are ghosts afraid of beheading?"
Caihua held her breath and inhaled, and the smoke went into her nose one by one. "Of course you are afraid of ghosts. You forgot that this is the underworld. The yin energy on their bodies and the weapons in their hands can kill souls, just like in the underworld.
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I finally understood that there is no difference between this world and the earth. The human world is life, and here is the soul. If you don’t have life, you will die, if you don’t have the soul, you will disperse. It’s all the same.
Taohong didn't go to the restaurant, so I thought about it and secretly hid the incense in my sleeve.
"Hey!" A Yin soldier ran up the stairs, knelt down on one knee in front of Niu Tou and raised his hands, saying, "Master Niu, the Netherworld ship that is only half a step away is ready."
Niutou picked up the wine bottle and drank it all in one gulp, nodding with satisfaction, "Brothers, let's go!"
After leaving Piaomiao City and walking south for a while, I heard the roaring and roaring sound of the river in the distance.
There are more and more ghosts, carrying cloth bags and bamboo baskets, and the queue is long.
"These are the Yin Guan who brought their new souls to the Temporary Ju Pavilion to report. The Piaomiao City is the Upper Yin Pass, half a step away is the Zhong Yin Pass, and the Lower Yin Pass is the Temporary Ju Pavilion. Once you reach the Temporary Ju Pavilion, the Yin Guan can no longer go
Let’s go down, because down there is the underworld of the underworld.”
"F*ck, why are there so many drifters today? They're all going to be thrown into the river for me." Niu Tou roared angrily.
"What is Piaozi?" I asked Caihua.
Caihua said, I don’t know either, it’s probably a derogatory name for ordinary ghosts, which are things like bull heads that think they have status.
"What a bunch of stuff!"
Guarding the ferry were all soldiers wearing black armor. Seeing Niu Tou sitting on his horse and shouting, the leading soldier shouted: "You are so brave that you still don't get off your horse when you reach the Netherworld Ferry?"
The bull's head was about to go wild, but when the bull's eyes took a look, he dismounted obediently, raised his hands and said, "I didn't know it was the Heavenly Master Bao riding here, I hope I'll forgive you."
The leading guard snorted coldly. He didn't take the bull's head seriously at all. He turned to the shepherds and ghost people crossing the river and said, "Don't be anxious, everyone. Cross the river one by one."
"F*ck, how could we catch up with him by such a coincidence?" Niutou rubbed his hands and cursed.
"Master Niu, Master Zhong Tianshi will be inspecting the Temporary Ju Pavilion tomorrow morning. Notices are posted all over Xiayin Pass. These ghosts are probably going to complain." A Yin soldier whispered.
"Complain, what are you complaining about? I think he still dares to be arrogant when he comes to Huang Quanjun's place?" Niutou cursed unhappily, but he had to stand in the queue and wait obediently.
Seeing the cow's head shriveled, I couldn't help but ask, "Caihua, who is Master Zhong? One of his guards can scare this bull."
Caihua said: "You don't even know Zhong Tianshi, Zhong Kui! The Heavenly Master of the Underworld specializes in hunting down evil ghosts and bad ghosts. He is like the Chief Prosecutor of the Supreme People's Procuratorate. He is very awesome."
Thinking of this, Caihua pulled me happily and said, "Brother Qin, we have hope this time. When the time comes to see Master Zhong and Master Liu in temporary residence, Master Zhong will definitely kill these people."
Ghost scum."
I shook my head, "I'm afraid it may not be that simple. You see there is no worry on Niu Tou's face. He is just afraid that the officials will protect him, and Zhong Kui can't do anything to him."
Caihua said, Brother Qin is right, but this is better than the two of us fighting them alone.
As I was talking, I heard a familiar coughing sound, and saw that the second envelope was also standing in the crowd, but the old guy raised his head and pretended not to see me.
"Brother Qin, I like Old Man Feng more and more. He has made it clear that he is here to help you." Caihua said with a smile.
I coughed and signaled Caihua to stop talking nonsense. I understood what Old Man Feng was thinking. He wanted to accept me as his disciple, so there was no need to talk.
After waiting for a long time, it was finally our turn to board the boat. The boat was completely black and was as stable as a rock in the undulating river.
The water of the Styx is dark and deep, with huge strange fish leaping from time to time. The river is covered in mist, making it difficult to see anything beyond a hundred meters.
When we got to the boat, Niu Tou led Taohong into the cabin. I was a little anxious and said, "Damn it, this *** doesn't want Taohong."
Caihua said, Damn it, if he dares to do it, we brothers will fight him.
I thought about it and said, no, I seemed to hear Taohong’s voice and I had to go and have a look.
Caihua said, OK, I'll go with you. Anyway, there's not much hope of getting back alive. At worst, I'll have to fight that old cow.
The cabin was three stories high, and it was lit with white candles. With my keen hearing, I touched a hatch and listened with my ears, and my heart went cold.
The beast Niutou really attacked Taohong, "Little lady, let's play with grandpa today. Look at how handsome she is."
Chichi! The sound of clothes being torn was followed by Taohong's scream.
"Bang!" Caihua hit the door with her shoulder. She didn't know what the door was made of, but it flew away and hit me against the bulkhead.
"Holy shit, this door is really evil." Caihua cursed and got up from the ground.
A bull's roar came from inside: "Who's outside!"
I calmed down and said, "Master Niu, it's us two brothers. Could you please order some music to cheer us up?"
Niutou roared: "Get out! If you dare to spoil my mood again, you will be killed without mercy!"
"Hehe, you have such a good figure, no wonder my elder brother is obsessed with you. Come, let Mr. Niu kiss your little mouth." Niutou pinched Taohong's chin and laughed wildly.
"Bah!" Taohong spat on Niutou's face.
Just as Niutou was about to get angry, he wiped away his saliva and licked his fingers: "My lady is so fierce, I like it very much. When you taste the goodness of the old Niu, you will know what happiness is, ****."
Niu Tou's words were like a knife twisting in my heart, the pain was unbearable.
Yes! Before Taohong met me, she had been controlled by Guo Dapao, who was possessed by Ma Mian, and suffered a lot of humiliation!
Thinking of her being abused by that beast, my heart went cold! My legs went limp and I collapsed on the ground!
Brother Qin, are you okay? Damn it! Caihua was anxious and wanted to knock on the door again.
I stretched out my hand to hold his leg, brother, stop! My mind is a little confused and I need to think carefully.
No matter what you think about, my sister-in-law is about to be fucked inside, and she still wants to think a lot!
I said, cauliflower, please leave me alone!
"Damn it, little bitch, commit suicide, I'll let you commit suicide!"
At this time, I heard a loud roar from the bull head in the room, followed by a loud slap in the face.
"Suicide? Tao Hong, my Tao Hong!" My mind exploded and I rushed out almost instinctively, raising my left hand and slamming into the hatch.
With a coaxing sound, the cabin door exploded!
Niutou was holding Taohong's chin, and black blood kept trickling out of her mouth, "If you dare to commit suicide, I will destroy you and kill your soul, so that you will never be reincarnated!"
Seeing that Niu Tou's fist as big as a sand bowl was about to hit her, if it hit her hard this time, my Tao Hong would definitely be dead.
Taohong just raised her head coldly, with tears on her sad face. When she saw me, she smiled, her smile full of grievances and apologies.
"Taohong, Taohong!" I was a little stupid, and I saw the will to die in her eyes.
"No, she broke her vagina!" Caihua's face changed drastically.
"Niutou, I will kill you uncle and give me my pink!" Anger and hatred were about to burn me, so I hit the bull's head like crazy.
Caihua threw away the chicken and dog she was carrying, raised her pole and hit the cow's head!
Bang! The cow's head received a solid blow, but nothing happened. Instead, the cauliflower was bounced away.