833. Chapter 833 Lover's Pleasure and Body Pleasure 2
"It is said that a boy has been studying martial arts for several years and is known as an invincible fighter in the world. One day, he wandered to the foot of Huashan Mountain and found a blue and white Taoist temple in a green and quiet place in a remote valley.
Under the cover of flowers, there were three big words "Huashan Sect" written on it. The boy drank a few gulps of strong wine, drew out his sword, and rushed in with a bang. He was helplessly outnumbered and was directly held down by more than a dozen people. He could not struggle. After a night of torture,
, my brother cried and said: I was wrong! I really didn’t see the word ‘outhouse’ under ‘Huashan Sect’!”
Before Yang Yuxi finished telling the story, she started to giggle and laughed a few times. She didn't see any movement from Ye Ming. She looked at him strangely, but saw him looking at her with a sullen face. She couldn't help but ask
Said: "What's the matter, isn't it funny?"
"Yang Yuxi, you mean it, don't you?" Ye Ming said angrily, his originally bad expression became even more gloomy. Is she trying to make him happy?
, obviously to make him unhappy.
"What's wrong with me? Didn't you ask me to make you happy? I told a joke. Even if it's not funny, you just don't laugh. There's no need for this." Yang Yuxi looked confused and didn't know what she did wrong.
"What's wrong with you, don't you know?" Ye Ming snorted and stopped talking.
Seeing him like this, Yang Yuxi immediately knew that her previous joke must have irritated him, but it was just an ordinary joke, so how could it irritate him!
Yang Yuxi recollected the joke silently in her heart and found nothing wrong with it. She was about to ask Ye Ming when she suddenly thought of the sentence "The so-called invincible fighter in the world" and immediately understood what was going on. Ye Ming
Ming Gang was punished by Lu Yu, and Lu Yu was known as the best in the world, wasn't he the invincible fighter in the world? He must have stimulated him unintentionally by mentioning this.
At this thought, Yang Yuxi couldn't help but spit at herself. She really couldn't open the pot and pick up the pot. Obviously Ye Ming was very resistant to hearing about things related to Lu Yu, so she mentioned this again. No wonder he was angry.
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"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Yang Yuxi stuck out her tongue to apologize, and then without waiting for Ye Ming to respond, she continued: "How about I tell you a few more jokes? I promise they will be very funny."
Seeing that Yang Yuxi realized his mistake, Ye Ming's sullen expression softened slightly. Seeing this, Yang Yuxi knew that he didn't mind anymore, so she breathed a sigh of relief, said, "Here comes the next joke," and then put the words in his mind
After filtering a few jokes to make sure that there were no words about being the best in the world and that they would not irritate Ye Ming, I told them.
"A young man accompanied a girl as she passed by a mobile phone store. The girl took a fancy to the iPhone 6. The young man asked her: Do you like it? The girl said: Yes! The young man said: If you like it, just look at it for a while! So the two of them watched it from day to night.
The girl asked him: Why don't you buy it for me when I like it? The young man said: Those who are willing to spend money for you may not necessarily love you, but those who are willing to spend time with you are the ones who love you! Girl
After hearing this, I nodded with tears in my eyes and said: I just like men like you, who have no money and can still show off!"
After telling the joke, Yang Yuxi looked at Ye Ming proudly, wondering if she could make you laugh this time. But at this glance, she unexpectedly found that Ye Ming's face had become elongated again, which made her heart skip a beat and she thought:
