834. Chapter 834 Lover's Pleasure and Body Pleasure 3
Did she piss off Ye Ming again?
There is no doubt about the answer. This joke once again stimulated Ye Ming.
"I just like people like you, who have no money and can still show off." These words made Ye Ming couldn't help but think of what happened when he went to steal a wedding. At the beginning, he was very arrogant and looked like he was in heaven.
He looked second best, wasn't he just showing off, but in the end he was severely punished by Lu Yu.
When Ye Ming was thinking about it depressedly, Yang Yuxi also thought of this, so she quickly admitted her mistake and apologized hastily, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
It's okay that she didn't apologize. This apology made Ye Ming even more unhappy. What was not intentional? In his opinion, she clearly did it on purpose. She started to say "No. 1 in the world" when she didn't open the pot.
It wasn't enough to stimulate him, and now she came to ridicule him for pretending... So Ye Ming looked at her resentfully, "You didn't do it on purpose. I think you did it on purpose."
"I really didn't mean it. I didn't think too much about it..." Yang Yuxi quickly explained and said, "Let's do this. I'll give you another joke. This time I guarantee it's funny, okay?"
"Forget it, you'd better stop telling jokes." Ye Ming refused dully. He was originally pretending to be depressed, but now he was really depressed after being told two jokes by her. How could he dare to give in at this time?
She continued to tell jokes, one more ridiculous than the other, one more irritating than the other. God knows if he would be pissed to death by her if she continued telling her jokes.
"But if I don't tell jokes, how can I make you happy?" Yang Yuxi frowned. She didn't have many ways to make people happy. She was limited to telling jokes. Now that Ye Ming doesn't let her tell jokes, how can she make you happy?
He is happy.
"That's your business." Ye Ming rolled his eyelids and said. Yang Yuxi thought for a moment and said, "How about this? I'll sing to you."
Next, Yang Yuxi started to sing. Not to mention that her singing voice was very good. It was considered relatively good among amateurs. Of course, these were not enough to make Ye Ming happy, because he was quite depressed himself, plus he was deliberately making things difficult.
Therefore, even if Yang Yuxi tried her best, she couldn't make him happy, and he didn't even move the corners of his lips.
Before the song ended, Yang Yuxi noticed Ye Ming's dark color and lack of interest in his clothes. He stopped midway and asked, "Isn't it good?" Ye Ming rolled his eyes and said, "What do you think?"
"Then let me change the song." Yang Yuxi asked for his opinion. "Do you have no other means besides telling jokes and singing?" Ye Ming asked with raised eyebrows.
"I know a few little magic tricks." Yang Yuxi thought for a while, and suddenly her eyes lit up and she said, but soon her eyes dimmed, and she shook her head and said: "These little magic tricks are okay to deceive children, but they can't be used on you.
Definitely not, you will definitely see through it at a glance."
"I asked, are these the only ways you can make people happy? It's either telling jokes or singing, or doing magic tricks. Can you be a little innovative?" Ye Ming rolled his eyes at her and said. "What else can you do besides these?
"Yang Yuxi said in confusion. "For example, use your own advantages and use your body to please me." Ye Ming's eyes swept over Yang Yuxi's exquisite body, and he strode forward to hold her in his arms.
"No, this is the ward!"
"We haven't seen each other for so long, I don't believe you don't want to..."
