The three idiots who just now proudly claimed that their "uprising was successful" now "gone pale" and huddled together.
"What for? Power Rangers?" Hu Yifei smiled disdainfully and straightened up.
"Don't come here!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in a reflexive voice, "It is not recommended to hit people. A slap in the face will hurt your self-esteem!"
Lu Ziqiao was the closest to Hu Yifei, and he threatened in a fierce tone: "We are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other three of us will..."
Zhang Wei took the call and said without confidence: "Calling the police!"
"..." Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian turned to look at Zhang Wei speechlessly.
Completely collapsed.
Su Yi suddenly raised his hand: "I surrender!"
"No need!" Hu Yifei sneered, "The three of them at least have some courage to seek death. What about you? You are a grassroots man who falls in the wind and has no moral integrity at all! You also say that you are a knife without a thought? Let me see if you are right?
If you don't have a knife without thought, you are just a dull person!"
Poof!
The other four people burst out laughing.
Su Yi was a little embarrassed: "Okay Yifei, you made an extremely wrong choice. You pushed a powerful comrade into your enemy."
"Just you? Strong?" Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi with a half-smile, "In front of me, no one has the right to say that he is strong and powerful!"
Su Yi gave him a polite yet awkward smile.
"Listen up, you four!" Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips with a smile, "I'm very happy that you four have the courage to challenge me. Although your pranks are ordinary, I still want to thank you.
I haven’t felt this excited about taking on a challenge for a long time.”
These words made Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three people's hair stand on end.
"To be precise, your excitement was actually given by Su Yi alone. The three of us were just watching!" Lu Ziqiao decisively betrayed Su Yi.
"That's right!" Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately agreed.
Su Yi rolled his eyes: "Now you can clearly see who is more shameless, right?"
"We are all the same, no one is any better!" Hu Yifei sneered, "I just want to remind you that since the game has begun, then tens of millions -"
She stretched out a finger and shook it gently: "Don't stop."
She sneered and turned to leave.
Su Ji sighed: "Why can't you just let me stay in peace?"
"Hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed exaggeratedly, stood up, walked to Su Yi, patted his shoulder and said, "You live with Hu Yifei, a female devil, and you still want to be clean? Are you overthinking it? Why?
You're like a loser, if you want to join other people, they won't accept you! You have a hot face but a cold butt, right?"
"It's just that Hu Yifei is famous for denying her relatives. If you have a relationship with her, I can only say that you are too young!" Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "I think you might as well join us. However, given the bad behavior of your betrayal just now, it seriously hurts you.
We have broken our relationship, so even if you want to join us now, you have to ask us if we agree."
Su Yi was terrified, fearing that Lu Ziqiao would say something that he could not refuse, so he stood up quickly and said, "I won't join you! The three of you are the three of you, and I am me! Even if Yifei wants to retaliate, my soldiers will stop the water.
Tutun, but I will never collude with you three, goodbye!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked away, as if a ghost was chasing him, and he fled as fast as he could.
"I have to think of a way to prevent these three guys from finding me in the future..." This was Su Yi's only thought when he walked out of the bar.
When he went out, he happened to meet the three girls who invited him to drink yesterday.
One of them's eyes lit up and he said in surprise: "Huh? Isn't this Mr. Water Monkey?"
Su Yi's face suddenly darkened, he greased the soles of his feet, and ran away in a flash.
Don't even dare to say unnecessary nonsense.
As long as they mentioned "Let's have a drink together", Su Yi would not be able to leave tonight.
The outside world is too dangerous.
Su Yi decided that after signing the contract with the editor tomorrow morning, he would not see anyone in the next few days!
Can this little wish come true?
It seems that this is not possible.
As soon as he got home, Su Yi saw Hu Yifei wearing a facial mask and watching TV.
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Wallpaper? Why are you going home in person?" Hu Yifei sounded like an old hermaphrodite as soon as she opened her mouth.
"..." Su Yi sighed, "Yifei, I sincerely surrender to you, okay?"
"No, how boring is that? You fell down before I even exerted my strength, so what's the point?" Hu Yifei smiled half-heartedly, "We live under the same roof, and the days are still long. Mr. Wallpaper, I wish you the best.
Good luck."
Su Yi forced out a polite smile: "I also wish you a good pregnancy."
Yes, trouble may be unavoidable.
That night, Su Yi fell asleep peacefully with the help of sleeping pills and stayed silent all night.
Early the next morning, when Su Yi came out, he saw Tang Youyou back.
"Eh? Good morning, Xiao Yi!" Tang Youyou was busy in the kitchen when she saw Su Yi going out and greeted Su Yi with a smile.
"Yuyou? When did you come back?" Su Yi asked.
"Half an hour ago," Tang Youyou said with a smile, "I have been following the team recently. I only finished shooting the last set of shots at seven o'clock this morning. I am exhausted."
"Thank you for your hard work!" Su Yi smiled at her and prepared to go to the bathroom.
"Xiao Yi, come and have breakfast, I made bacon and fried eggs!" Tang Youyou said enthusiastically.
Ding.
I don’t want to have breakfast…
"Okay." He smiled at Tang Youyou.
"Hey, isn't this our Mr. Hu Yifei?" At this time, Hu Yifei just walked out of another bathroom. It looked like she had just washed her hair.
Putting aside her personality, Hu Yifei's looks are really incredible. She is naturally beautiful and beautiful.
It would be even more perfect if his mouth didn't sound so sinister and angry.
"Fool on the wall?" Tang Youyou looked at Su Yi and then Hu Yifei with a strange expression, "It seems that a lot of things happened in the past few days when I was away. Xiao Yi, how did you provoke Yifei?"
Su Yi said helplessly: "When you are in the Jianghu, you can't help yourself."
"Haha, you had a lot of fun the night before yesterday, and you didn't seem to be forced at all." Hu Yifei smiled, "Su Yi, if you dare to act, I respect you as a man. The more you do it,
It's a shirking of responsibility, and it will only make me think that you dare to do it but don't admit it, like a bitch!"
"Wow!" Tang Youyou's eyes lit up and she turned on the gossip mode.
Su Yi sighed: "You have been taunting me since last night. Because you are a woman, I won't care about you. Don't think that I am afraid of you."
"Yo yo yo, that's all right, Mr. Wallpaper, are you finally going to stop falling on both sides?" Hu Yifei clicked her tongue.
"I gave you a chance, but you didn't know how to cherish it." Su Yi said, "Yifei, you made me lose the opportunity to be a good person."
"Really? That's really a pity." Hu Yifei smiled half-heartedly, "So, you want to be a bad person? Oh my, I'm really scared. But -"
Hu Yifei changed the subject, raised her chin, and raised her finger provocatively at Su Yi: "Come over now, but if I blink, I'm not Hu Yifei!"
Ding!
Yes, it’s okay to go up now.
Su Yi smiled politely at her: "Just wait."
"I'll wait, but don't wait too long." Hu Yifei said with a smile.
Tang Youyou on the side watched with great interest, as if she saw sparks flying in the void.
"Hey, come and have breakfast, Sister Yifei!" Seeing Hu Yifei turning around to go back to the room, Tang Youyou hurriedly shouted.
"Okay, let me change my clothes first!" Hu Yifei waved her hands without looking back, then walked to her bedroom and opened the door.
Then he saw a "human-shaped sheet" standing at the door pointing at her.
The breeze blows outside the window, and the sheets flutter lightly in the breeze.
?(°?°)?
The unsuspecting Hu Yifei was so frightened that she screamed "Ah".
Wow!
The sheets were lifted, and Su Yi got out from under the sheets, smiling at Hu Yifei: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
"What's going on? What's going on?" Tang Youyou ran over wearing an apron and holding a shovel. When she saw Su Yi, her eyes widened and she said in disbelief: "Xiao Yi, didn't you go to the bathroom just now?"
Hu Yifei was in shock, and her anger suddenly rose.
"Su, B!" she yelled through gritted teeth.
"Hey! Don't scream so loud, I can hear you." Su Yi responded with a smile, pointed at her eyes and said, "Yifei, you asked me to come over, I'm here. You said you blink your eyes
It’s not called Hu Yifei, but you just blinked? I’m so sorry that I can’t call you Hu Yifei!”
"Su Yi!" Hu Yifei was furious.
"They say don't shout so loudly, you're yelling nonsense." Su Yi said with a smile.
"What did you call me?" Hu Yifei raised her eyebrows.
"Anyway, you can't call me Hu Yifei anymore, I'll just give you a new name," Su Yi said with a smile, "You've been barking at me whenever you see me these past two days, so I'll just call you Hu Yifei."
"Su! B!" Hu Yifei clenched her fist loudly, "Very good, you succeeded in irritating me."
Su Yi walked up to Hu Yifei with a smile, leaned up to her, and said leisurely: "So what, Hu Yifei?"
"Pfft..." Tang Youyou, who was watching the fun, couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Yuyou, is breakfast ready?" Su Yi walked over to Hu Yifei with a smile. After taking two steps, he paused and turned around and said, "You can surrender to me at any time, Hu Yijing."
"Surrender? Su, don't be too proud!" Hu Yifei shouted through gritted teeth, "The word surrender has never been in my dictionary!"
"From today on, there will be no more word 'fei'." Su Yi smiled and added the knife.
"Ahhhh! Just wait! This matter is not over yet!"
boom!
Hu Yifei shouted angrily and closed the door.
Su Yi sighed: "Why are you forcing me? I also wanted to be a good person."
Tang Youyou stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Xiao Yi, you have offended Sister Yifei terribly now."
"I call this collapse therapy." Su Yi said.
Since we can't avoid trouble by compromise, we can only rely on victory.
Letting Hu Yifei completely admit defeat to him is also a way to avoid trouble.
After washing up, the three of them sat at the same table and had breakfast.
Su Yi ate slowly and Hu Yifei gnashed her teeth.
"Su, don't be complacent. This is just the first round!" Hu Yifei said harshly, "You started the war, but remember, I have the final say when the war ends!"
"Understood!" Su Yi nodded, "But it's best to be creative, otherwise it will be boring."
"Haha, I won't let you down!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth.
"Do you want me to be the referee?" Tang Youyou's eyes lit up, "I promise to be fair, just and open!"
Ding.
"Okay." Su Yi sighed and smiled at Tang Youyou.
"Oh, by the way!" Su Yi took out an envelope from his pocket and put it in front of Hu Yifei, "This is my rent, and the money you borrowed from me before. It's all in it. I haven't said thank you to you yet.
Yes, thank you."
Hu Yifei did not go to get the envelope, but snorted and said: "No need! Just take it first! Now that Youyou has moved in, I have to recruit another roommate. When all the roommates arrive, the rent will be calculated again."
After a pause, Hu Yifei asked again: "Why are you suddenly rich again?"
"My royalties for the past two days," Su Yi said, "can finally help me meet my urgent needs. Thank you again for your help in times of need."
After a pause, Su Yi added: "Thank you, thank you, but I still have to beat you when I should, Hu Yiming."
Hu Yifei's originally gentle face turned dark again.
"Don't call me nonsense again! Or I'll tear your mouth apart!" She gritted her teeth loudly.
Ding!
Su Yi shrugged regretfully: "Well, if you don't call me, I won't call you. It's a pity that you lost a good name."
In this way, the nickname Su Yi gave Hu Yifei died just after it was born.
After finishing the meal, Su Yi took the initiative to wash the dishes.
Hu Yifei received a call from the editor.
"Hello? Who are you? From the Gouchang News Department? Looking for Teacher Liangchen? We don't have such a person here!" Hu Yifei impatiently hung up the phone.
"Looking for my Yifei!" Su Yi hurriedly wiped his hands and walked over.
"You? Teacher Liangchen?" Hu Yifei was a little confused, "Aren't you Su Yi? When did you change your name?"
"Pen name." Su Yi took the phone from her hand.
Hu Yifei still didn't react.
Hu Yifei was a little surprised when Su Yi said that she had earned royalties, but her attention was diverted by Su Yi's "Hu Yifei".
But now, her curiosity is overflowing again.
She was all like this, especially Tang Youyou, who was gossiping more, and her ears stood up.
The caller was from the editor-in-chief whom I had spoken to yesterday. He was very close to Su Yi and wanted to sign a contract this morning. He asked where Su Yi could be conveniently located.
Su Yi thought for a while and gave the address of a nearby cafe, and the two made an appointment to meet in half an hour.
After hanging up the phone, he saw the eyes of the two women on the side falling on him, their eyes full of curiosity.
Su Yi opened his mouth, and then sighed: "Okay, I have to tell you everything in the end anyway, and there's nothing to hide. That's it, I've been writing online under the pen name Liangchen for the past two days.