In Guan Gu's reasoning, Hu Yifei used Qin Yumo to perform a honey trap to seduce Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.
As a result, her plan was a great success, and the trio of sluts and sluts were fooled around, and they even went so far as to kill each other and turn each other into enemies.
Only when dealing with Su Yi, Hu Yifei's plan went wrong.
Hu Yifei kept a close eye on her, but she didn't expect that Su Yi would actually know Qin Yumo, nor did she expect that Su Yi would instigate Qin Yumo to rebel and frighten her in turn.
So she was completely defeated in front of Su Yi.
But in front of Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, it was a great success.
"Yifei's purpose is to make you jealous for Yu Mo." Guan Guqingqi said with a wise expression on his face, "Once you have internal strife, she can easily disintegrate your alliance, one by one.
Defeat! Restore her evil rule!"
There should be applause here.
But it's a pity that Su Yi's greatest kindness is not to laugh.
However, Lu Ziqiao and the other three people completely believed Guan Gu's reasoning. They were so frightened that their faces turned pale, their eyes were full of horror, and they gasped.
"This female devil can actually foresee all the possibilities of the development of the situation!" Lu Ziqiao said in horror, "The layout is interlocking, there are no flaws, and the scheming is unfathomable..."
"Who has a myocardial infarction?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
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The remaining four people all had dull expressions.
"It's terrible, it's terrible!" Zhang Wei was still frightened, "She really has the most poisonous heart."
"No, we can't fight her at all!" Zeng Xiaoxian trembled, "If this continues, we will only die!"
"Why don't you surrender?" Zhang Wei suggested.
"Certain territory and pay compensation, sign a humiliating agreement?" Lu Ziqiao objected excitedly, "No! Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!"
"We can all be humiliated!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei said in unison.
"...you guys!" Lu Ziqiao hated the iron.
Suddenly his shoulders slumped: "Okay, I can do that too."
"Alas, you have lost your integrity!" Guan Gu looked at them with disdain and shook his head.
"What's moral integrity? As long as you can survive, everything is fine!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"That's right, there's nothing we can do about it." Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands.
"Who said there was no way, Su Yi defeated Hu Yifei!" Guan Gu magically said, "You can completely rely on Su Yi and let him help you resist Yifei's tyranny! If the weak want to survive, they must rely on the strong! And Su Yi
, is the strong man who can fight against Yifei!"
Everyone's eyes turned to Su Yi.
Su Yi looked at this and that with innocent eyes, spread his hands and said, "Well, I am indeed."
"I have a question!" Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with careful eyes, "Do you think, if Xiao Yi and Yifei fight, who has a higher chance of winning?"
"Of course it's Yifei!" Zeng Xiaoxian said without thinking, "Who is Yifei? He's not human, everyone! Xiao Yi only has the upper hand temporarily, but the final victory must belong to Yifei!"
"I also think it's Hu Yifei, because men conquer the world, and women conquer men!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"What do you think, Guangu?" Zhang Wei looked at Guangu Mingmi.
"I think it's Yifei." Guangu Mingqi said without hesitation, "There is a saying that heroes are saddened by beauty. Sooner or later, Xiaoyi will bow to Yifei's jeans!"
"Hey, Guan Gu, this sentence doesn't mean surrender or being conquered. Don't use it indiscriminately!" Su Yi couldn't help but retort.
"Isn't it?" Guangu asked curiously, "What does that mean?"
"What you just said is that Xiao Yi will fall in love with Yifei sooner or later. How is this possible?" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered and spread his hands, "Who would like a non-human being like Hu Yifei? Only those with a bright mind will like him."
Everyone pointed at him.
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression suddenly froze.
"So, everyone agrees that Xiao Yi will not be Yifei's opponent, right?" Zhang Wei returned to the previous topic.
"What are you going to say?" Lu Ziqiao asked impatiently.
"What I want to say is that since we must seek refuge with a strong person, why not rely on the strongest person?" Zhang Wei spread his hands and said with a smile, "If we seek refuge with Xiao Yi, we will have to fight hard with him.
The tyranny of the Philippines. But if we surrender to Yifei, the three of us will directly become the subordinates of the person in power. We can happily suppress the resistance forces together with Yifei, so let’s not have an easy life."
Everyone was shocked by Zhang Wei's words.
Even Su Yi was speechless and widened his eyes: "Haha, you are really smart."
"Haha, it's a prize, it's a prize." Zhang Wei was quite proud.
"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao woke up from a dream, "Zhang Wei, you are indeed a lawyer. You have mastered the matter of weighing the pros and cons! I give you a thumbs up!"
"But we will lose our dignity if we do this..." Zeng Xiaoxian was confused.
"Dignity is not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand solemnly, "What is important is that we have already made a mistake once, and we cannot make the same mistake again and again!"
"Yes! We can't make any more mistakes!" Lu Ziqiao said immediately.
"One wrong step and a lifetime of mistakes!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly sang.
"Endure the humiliation and bear the burden to survive!" Lu Ziqiao immediately answered.
"We are human beings too, who can we tell the pain in our hearts to?" Zhang Wei followed with a constipated expression on his face.
The three people suddenly stood up and stood in a row, swaying their buttocks and waving their hands together to sing: "For the persecution of life, every tear fell down my belly,
Is this fate? I am destined to live with Yifei for the rest of my life!"
A lot of commotion.
O__O'!
Su Yi clenched his fists involuntarily.
If I commit a crime, I can be put in jail or shot.
But why should I endure this?
Why!
He stood up silently and walked outside.
In the end, he took it all on his own.
"Ugh!" Guan Guqi magically hugged the trash can and started retching.
"Are we... so disgusting?" Zeng Xiaoxian said sarcastically.
"Stop talking about them, I feel a little sick myself, vomit!" Lu Ziqiao also retched.
"You guys, your mental quality is so poor!" Zhang Wei shook his head and sighed, "Does surrender require a ceremony? How about we make a white flag?"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and said in unison: "What a great idea!"
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The white flag was quickly hoisted, leaving Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo puzzled.
From their perspective, almost all their prank plans failed.
The chewing gum they prepared for Zhang Wei, which could stain his teeth red, was never eaten. He only counted it back and forth, not knowing what he was counting.
They wanted to install a voice recorder in the 3602 bathroom to record Zeng Xiaoxian's voice singing while taking a bath, but the plan failed because they forgot to bring batteries.
Hu Yifei took it upon herself to trick Lu Ziqiao, and had a few successes, but later Lu Ziqiao discovered the clues and had to give up.
But even if everything failed, the boys next door actually surrendered.
what's the situation?
But the success gained by lying down should not be in vain, so Hu Yifei happily accepted the surrender of the three boys next door.
The next few days were not peaceful for Su Yi.
After the slutty trio took refuge with the female devil, the four of them launched a package of revenge plans against Su Yi.
It's a pity that Su Yi saw every move and neutralized their attacks one by one.
It's just that Su Yi found that some people on the Internet had begun to imitate his shock style, so these days he wanted to seize the time to make quick money and eat up this wave of dividends quickly, so he just defended passively and did not care about Hu Yifei and the others.
The fight between the two sides is actually just a life adjustment after all. Everyone has a playful attitude, but there is no real hatred.
So seeing that Su Yi was extremely busy every day, Hu Yifei also decisively raised the flag of war-free, and agreed with Su Yi to cease the war for one month, and then fight again one month later.
Not only that, Hu Yifei also took care of Su Yi's food problems these days.
Of course she didn't cook it herself, because the food she cooked could really poison people.
Just helping Su Yi order takeout.
But this already made Su Yi very grateful.
Su Yi also wrote Qin Yumo's article that denounced Richard.
The title is "Shocked! The famous jewelry businessman Richard did such a thing to her fiancée, everyone who saw it blushed"
Although the title is very misleading, the actual content is just about crazy men and women complaining about women.
The general content is that Richard used cold violence to deal with his fiancée, and he didn't even know that his fiancée had moved.
Su Yi remembered that Richard was actually a married man, and Qin Yumo had been kept in the dark. She was actually being cheated on by a mistress.
But Su Yi did not expose this matter now, because first, he and Richard had never met before, so it would be strange to say this suddenly, and Qin Yumo would not believe it; secondly, he and Qin Yu
The relationship between Mo and Mo has not reached that level yet, and the friendship has only begun to warm up as time goes by. Su Yi knew that this Richard would appear sooner or later, and he thought that if he wanted to expose him, it would be more appropriate to expose the true face of this scumbag on the spot.
Tang Youyou has been getting closer to Guan Gu magically these days, and some ambiguous emotions have begun to form between the two.
In fact, Tang Youyou is a very smart girl, and she knows very well that Guangu Qiji has a crush on her from the first moment he sees her.
So does she.
So she was willing to give Guangu a chance to perform his magic, and the two of them tacitly understood each other and played a little game of unsatisfied lovers.
Soon, more than ten days passed.
There are many self-media authors who imitate Su Yi's shocking style on the Internet. Their works are of varying quality, and some are even really pornographic.
This resulted in Su Yi publishing a large number of manuscripts every day, but his income was only half of the original.
In the past twenty days, Su Yi earned almost 270,000 yuan in royalties, which was definitely a windfall.
Su Yi decided to retreat bravely. If he didn't retreat, even if he didn't join the others, his reputation as a "good teacher" would be damaged by these people sooner or later.
He decided not to use the pen name "Good Day" from now on, and he decided to use another pen name to write the novel "The Return of the God of War".
The more than 200,000 yuan earned is certainly not a lot, but Su Yi doesn't plan to do anything with the money. This first pot of gold is considered his pocket money, and the royalties from "The Return of the God of War" are the bulk of it.
Su Yi announced his decision to close the book with an article. In the article, he said with "sympathy" that the shock body has gone astray now. His original intention was to use a title full of gimmicks to attract readers to read some popular science, food or positive stories.
So as to achieve the effect of entertaining and educating.
But now, many people who follow him continue to push the limits in terms of content, and he is very sad about this.
He called on the self-media industry to start rectifying regulations, crack down on bad and false content, and guide the correct social atmosphere.
At the end of the article, he announced that he would no longer publish any articles on self-media platforms.
Su Yi's article caused an uproar and even attracted many media reporters to interview him in the love apartment.
In fact, Su Yi's original intention was that he had pooped himself, so he wanted to finish it off and wipe his dirty butt before leaving.
But he underestimated the influence of the pen name "Liangchen", and his move suddenly pushed him to the forefront.
Su Yi suddenly became a celebrity!
He seems to be showing signs of developing in the direction of "public knowledge".
This discovery made Su Yi dumbfounded. He did not want to be a public intellectual or expert, so he decisively refused all interviews and locked himself in his room without leaving the house.
Until one day, Zeng Xiaoxian came to him.
"Hey, Brother Xiao Yi! Brother Xiao Yi! Have you eaten? Are you hungry? How about? I'll invite you to dinner? There's a new Sichuan restaurant downstairs. The decoration is very luxurious! Brother Xiao Yi, want to
Why don't we go and try together?" Zeng Xiaoxian squirmed like a worm, smiling slyly.
Ding!
Su Yi couldn't help but sigh. He had a premonition that his tranquility for more than twenty days would be broken again.
"Okay," he said, "but let's get everyone together. It's been a long time since we all got together."
"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian was startled, showing a look of pain.
The two houses add up to exactly eight people. How much does it cost for eight people?
But thinking about what he asked Su Yi to do, Zeng Xiaoxian reluctantly agreed.
"Okay! Then invite everyone to come together! I'm treating you, brother Xiao Yi, see you there or not!" After saying this, this guy's bad habit came back again.
"If you dare to call me brother Xiao Yi again, I will let you taste what it means to have a fist as big as a casserole." Su Yi clenched his fist until it made a bang bang sound.
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled and laughed dryly: "Haha! Are you kidding me? Doesn't this seem affectionate? Why should I take it seriously? Well, if you don't want to call me, don't call me. Xiao B, don't forget it at six o'clock this afternoon.
"
Zeng Xiaoxian ran away in despair.
Su Yi shook his head and walked out of the door.
In the living room, Tang Youyou was dubbing lines with Hu Yifei, which sounded like the script of Romeo and Juliet.
Guan Gu Qi Qi sat aside and looked at Tang Youyou silly.
"Everyone, I have a good news to announce to you!" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention.
"Good news? The grocery store downstairs is open, and it only costs ninety-nine yuan?" Hu Yifei glanced at him sideways.
"There is a 20% discount on toilet paper in the supermarket and a 50% discount on all cooked food?" Tang Youyou guessed.
"I know!" Guan Gu magically raised his hand, "There is a discount for applying for a card at the community swimming pool. Top up 500 and get 200!"