"Hey, can you use your imagination? I told you good news, but you only think about discounts and promotions to take advantage of it?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfied, "When did the love apartment become so philistine?"
"Ten yuan? Didn't you say nine yuan?" Guangu asked curiously.
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression suddenly froze and he said helplessly: "Okay, the good news is that I want to treat everyone to dinner tonight."
"Eat!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wei's voice came from outside the door. This guy rushed in like a gust of wind, his eyes shining, "Do you want to treat Teacher Zeng? Great! Where are you going? When?
I’m free!”
"I may have to live up to Teacher Zeng's good intentions." Lu Ziqiao also walked in from the door and said with a smile, "Rebecca invited me to go to the spa tonight. The beauty is very interested, and it's really hard to refuse. I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng."
"Well, I should have known you had friends of the opposite sex." Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Where are the others? Do they all have time?"
"Teacher Zeng, if you don't invite me sooner or later, you'll be here just in time for my busiest time. I have three performances tomorrow night, and I don't even know the lines by heart." Tang Youyou said with a bitter face.
"I don't have time to go." Hu Yifei said, "I have something to do tonight."
"Aren't you going?" Guangu looked around magically, "Then I won't go either."
Zhang Wei was a little dumbfounded and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "If they don't go, is it possible for you to treat me to dinner alone?"
"What do you think?" Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at him sideways.
"I guess not," Zhang Wei said.
"Congratulations, you guessed it right!" Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled, "Well, since everyone doesn't have time, forget it. Brother Xiao B, you have also seen it. It's not that I don't invite you, but they don't go. You can't
It’s my fault.”
These words shocked everyone present.
"Wait a minute, didn't you say you were treating Zeng Xiaoxian? What's the matter with Su Yi?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.
"I originally planned to invite Brother Xiao Yi alone, but he felt that we haven't gotten together for a long time, so he suggested that we invite you together." Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands, "But since you don't have time, forget it, Brother Xiao Yi
, it seems that I have to invite you to dine alone, howl~"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said something mean.
Zhang Wei raised his hand: "Aside, can you bring me one? Because I really don't have anywhere to eat tonight."
"Since it was Su Yi who summoned me, okay, let me give you face. I'll put off my evening affairs and attend the dinner party." Hu Yifei suddenly changed her tune.
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment.
But it's not over yet.
Guan Gu magically smiled and said, "Then I'll go too!"
"The spa can be done at any time. Rebecca is gone and we still have Jessi and Lucy, but there are not many opportunities for Brother B to call us!" Lu Ziqiao also winked at Su Yi, "I will turn down tonight's date.
, Count me in for dinner.”
Tang Youyou looked around: "Since everyone is going, I don't want to spoil the fun. Well, I'll memorize the script when I get back in the evening."
"Then can I just go and have a meal now?" Zhang Wei asked Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Damn! What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian reacted and shouted dissatisfied, "When I asked you to eat, you all resisted each other. When Su Yi asked you, you all responded positively and didn't treat you differently, right? You are doing this blatantly
discriminate!"
"Discrimination?" Hu Yifei sneered, "Don't be so sentimental. Discrimination requires us to take another look at you. In fact, we simply ignore you!"
"Teacher Zeng, you can only blame yourself." Sekiya said magically, "Every time you treat us to dinner, it's either rice bowls or ramen. We really don't want to eat fast food."
"That's right, if you weren't too stingy, why wouldn't we take advantage of the free meals?" Hu Yifei said angrily, "But if it was Xiao Yi who summoned us, it would be fine. He wouldn't let us eat fast food.
Right, Xiao B?"
Hu Yifei smiled and raised her chin at Su Yi.
"Of course I'm not eating fast food. It's the newly opened Sichuan restaurant outside the community, but it's still Teacher Zeng who's treating me." Su Yi said with a smile, "Tonight is still Teacher Zeng's home field. I just suggested it."
"Zeng Xiaoxian was plucking his feathers today. What's going on?" Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise, "You are asking for help from Xiao Yi, right?"
Of course, Hu Yifei, who knew Zeng Xiaoxian best, could also guess what Su Yi could see.
"How could it be? Hahaha..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so hard that he felt embarrassed, "I just wanted to ask Brother Xiaoyi to do something...ah! It's just a meal, haha, just a meal."
Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, we will act as the background wall tonight and will never cause any trouble to your business and entertainment."
"Ah!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused, "What kind of business entertainment? How can the relationship between Xiao Yi and I be described as social entertainment? I asked you whether you want to eat or not? I invited you to dinner, there are so many things to do!"
While everyone was laughing and joking, Qin Yumo suddenly ran downstairs anxiously, with a look of anxiety on his face.
"Oh no, no, no! Have you seen my diamond ring?" She raised her finger.
Everyone's eyes fell on her fingers.
"Do you want us to praise how big your diamond ring is?" Hu Yifei asked hesitantly, "But you are standing so far away and we can't see it at all."
"Oh no! My diamond ring was lost!" Qin Yumo looked like he was about to cry.
"Ah? No way?" Everyone was surprised.
"I rummaged through all the drawers and bags, but there was nothing!" Qin Yumo walked around frantically and began to rummage on the sofa. "Isn't it going to be retribution for me so soon? Li and I
If Chad goes missing, Diamond Ring goes missing with me?"
"Yu Mo, don't worry, we'll look for it with you!" Guan Gu magically said.
"Yes, yes, Yu Mo, don't worry, sit down first, there are so many of us, we will definitely find him!" Tang Youyou took Qin Yumo's hand and comforted him.
"Everyone is looking around! Ziqiao, you go to the balcony! Zeng Xiaoxian, you go to the dining room! Xiaoyi, you go to the kitchen! Guangu is in the living room. Youyou and I go to each room to search!" When something happened, Hu Yifei
He immediately became the leader of everyone and arranged tasks in an orderly manner.
Everyone got used to her arrangements and got busy immediately.
This scene... seems to have left an impression...
Su Yi had a strange expression, walked straight to the refrigerator, and opened the door of the refrigerator.
"Uh, Xiao Yi, there shouldn't be one in there, right?" Lu Ziqiao looked weird and said, "Who would put a ring in the refrigerator?"
Su Yi opened the box of ice cubes and saw a diamond ring lying quietly inside.
The diamond is as big as a pigeon egg, and a diamond of this size is worth at least one million dollars.
Richard spent a lot of money picking up girls.
Su Yi felt a little emotional. He picked up the diamond and looked back at Qin Yumo: "Is this your diamond ring?"
Everyone who was rummaging around was stunned, and all looked at Su Yi's raised right hand.
Because Su Yi's action directly resolved a "diamond crisis" that had not yet occurred.
Half an hour later, I was in the private room of a new Sichuan restaurant outside the community.
"Hahaha……"
The cheerful laughter that broke out from time to time proved how lively the atmosphere of this gathering was.
Everyone was chatting and laughing at the dinner table, and they were all very relaxed.
It was rare for Su Yi to enjoy this atmosphere in a relaxed manner.
It is really a blessing for a person to have a few friends with whom he can make friends without thinking.
Even if you suffer a small loss occasionally, it actually doesn't hurt.
"Yu Mo, I really don't know what you are thinking. You actually used a diamond ring to smash ice cubes? Haha, this is definitely the most ridiculous digest I have heard this year!" This incident seemed to hit Tang Youyou's point, making Tang Youyou
Youyou couldn't stop laughing as soon as she started talking about it.
"That's right! Why didn't I think of that?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly slapped her forehead in annoyance, "Ivy has always wanted me to buy her a diamond ring. Recently, she has been urging me. I am worried that I have no excuse..."
He looked at Qin Yumo with a serious look on his face: "Yu Mo, this story has been requisitioned by me!"
"You are so immoral!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "I really can't understand why the women you date are so stupid. No matter how outrageous lies you make up, they will believe it."
"You only saw thieves eating meat, not being beaten." Su Yi said with a smile, "You only saw Zi Qiao, a playboy who had won many battles and was a master of love. But in fact, he was successful.
Behind it is Ziqiao's hard work that has been defeated many times and never gives up. Maybe he was rejected ten times before he could succeed once. But in our eyes, we only see this one time, ten times of failure, we
It’s invisible.”
"Do you know about survivorship bias? All girls who can be successfully captured by Zi Qiao will of course have some common traits."
This theory sounds new to everyone.
"I really thought that Zi Qiao would be victorious in every battle!" Zhang Wei said excitedly, "If that's really the case...then I can do it too!"
"Tch! Do you really think everyone is as thick-skinned as Zi Qiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully, "If you strike up conversations as crazy as Zi Qiao, you will be regarded as a pervert!"
"You underestimate me? Zi Qiao can do it, why can't I?" Zhang Wei was unhappy.
Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Because I once studied with Qiao Ye and went crazy to chat up some girls. As a result... I was regarded as a sleazy gangster."
"Hahaha……"
The crowd laughed mercilessly.
"Those who learn from me will live, and those who are like me will die!" Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Teacher Zeng, when you finally understand this truth, you will understand where you lost!"
As he spoke, he filled himself up with wine.
"I didn't expect that there is an inspirational story behind the playboy Qiao?" Qin Yumo's eyes widened in disbelief, "I'm a little bit subverted."
"Ziqiao, is this really the case?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"Yes!" Lu Ziqiao walked up to Su Yi holding a wine glass with a serious expression, "No one has been able to understand me all this time! They only see my appearance and chicness on the surface, but ignore the hard work and effort behind my back.
Sweat. Brother Xiaoyi, you are the first person who understands me so well! I want to toast you a glass of wine no matter what you say today! I will drink this glass of wine, you can do whatever you want!"
Su Yi smiled, and after toasting, all the favors he had given him were thrown away.
"Okay!" Everyone cheered and applauded.
Lu Ziqiao was also very happy and drank the wine in one gulp.
"Brother Xiao Yi, I have decided that I will teach you my seventy-two skills for picking up girls!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly said seriously, "This is the unique skill that I, Lu Xiaobu, have mastered for several years and have been invincible! You are willing to learn it
?"
"I don't want to." Su Yi said.
"Lu Ziqiao, do you think everyone is like you, full of thoughts that are inappropriate for children?" Hu Yifei sneered at him.
Lu Ziqiao sneered: "That's because you don't understand men at all! The nature of men, if a man is not lustful, there is only one reason, and that is that the man is dead!"
"That makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows obscenely.
"So Brother Yi, stop pretending to be reserved," Lu Ziqiao opened her hands confidently, "Be loyal to your inner voice. Believe me, you will need my seventy-two tricks to pick up girls! If it weren't for the difficulty of finding a soulmate, I wouldn't have grasped it at all.
I will teach you my housekeeping skills. If you don’t believe me, ask Zhang Wei and Teacher Zeng. They have begged me for a long time, but I didn’t even pay attention to them."
"It's true," Zhang Wei said, "I was even willing to pay two months' salary for tuition, but Zi Qiao ruthlessly rejected me."
"Wow, you actually spent so much money!" Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked, "My condition was a luxurious meal, but Zi Qiao also rejected me."
"Actually, I have already considered Teacher Zeng's conditions, but Zhang Wei's conditions..." Lu Ziqiao sneered, "Zhang Wei, you have no sincerity at all. Don't think I don't know. Your salary has been advanced by you three months later.
, not only have you not been paid for the past two months, but you have also had to pay your company the money deducted for being late!"
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this.
"No, is there really such nonsense as the seventy-two tricks to pick up girls?" Tang Youyou said in disbelief, "I always thought Zi Qiao was all nonsense!"
"Zhang Wei, this is the first time I realize that you are so scheming." Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"This is what I call outsmarting." Zhang Wei sighed, "It's a pity that the enemy was too cunning and was not fooled."
"You are pretty good, but you met me, Lu Xiaobu, known as Wolong!" Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Brother Xiao Yi, have you heard it? My seventy-two tricks for picking up girls are a hot commodity, and it doesn't matter who it is.
Everyone is qualified to get it. Since we are close friends, I will charge you a friendly price. After half price, I will give you a 12% discount. The discount is even higher. It only costs you two thousand yuan - no, three thousand yuan! Why?
Isn’t that interesting enough?”
"cut!"
Everyone expressed their contempt for Lu Ziqiao.
"Hey, this is the crystallization of my wisdom and the summary of my rich experience. Isn't it worth three thousand yuan?" Lu Ziqiao said, spreading his hands.
"I really don't think it's worth it." Su Yi said with a smile, "Ziqiao, remember what I said just now, all the girls you hooked up have one thing in common?"
Lu Ziqiao was startled and said: "They are all beautiful?"
"No, Yifei just said that they are not very smart." Su Yi said with a smile.