"I knew you must have a way, Brother Yi!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly beamed, "Actually, I have been traveling around the world for many years, and I usually have two website addresses on hand. It's a pity that these websites change their URLs every three days, so I just switch them around.
I have lost this loyal old customer. Brother Xiaoyi, is there any way you can solve this problem for me as well?"
Ding.
day.
Su Yi stared at Lu Ziqiao with an unkind expression: "Lu Ziqiao, I'll take care of this matter for you this time, but next time if you bother me with such trivial things..."
"Brother Xiao Yi! It's a trivial matter to you, but to me, it's such a big deal that the sky is falling!" Lu Ziqiao looked sad and started to act awkwardly, "As a brother, you can't bear to look at me
Has the sky fallen? What to do with the courses that so many teachers are waiting for? Who will be their most devoted students?"
Mud, you can't stand the threat.
"Okay, okay, stop acting!" Su Yi waved his hand helplessly, "I'll give you an idea, but it has some side effects."
"I would like to hear the details!" Lu Ziqiao immediately sat upright.
"Do you have a washbasin.com account? Change your name to 'Personal Porn Appraiser Lu Xiaobu'." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Then you record a video and put it on top, to the effect that you are an upright and abstinent person.
Good man, I feel that pornographic websites are too harmful to teenagers, and I really can’t stand it, so I decided to stand up and do some useful things for society. Then you talk about the harm of pornographic websites, especially the harm to minors, and tell everyone that even if
It is also illegal to secretly browse color websites at home."
"Finally, please tell everyone that if you know about color websites and are afraid of taking responsibility but have a sense of justice, you can send a private message to Washbasin.com and send you the URL of the color website, and you will be responsible for reporting these color websites."
"Let's put it this way, if this thing is done well, you will have an endless supply of color website resources to see, and you will have an honest excuse to watch these color videos, because you have to criticize with a just and noble purpose.
Use your own eyes to identify yellow.”
Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Su Yi, suddenly her face turned red, and she held Su Yi's hand excitedly: "Brother! You are really a fairy! How did you come up with this operation? It's a genius operation! This yellow appraiser
I’m convinced, this is simply the best job in the world! I’m going to shoot a video!”
Lu Ziqiao rushed away happily.
Zhang Wei asked Su Yi with doubts on his face: "Brother Xiao Yi, you haven't told Zi Qiao what the side effects of being a gold connoisseur are."
"Did he ask me?" Su Yi said lightly.
Zhang Wei said suspiciously: "I always feel that Zi Qiao has fallen into a big pit. But is that kind of video good to watch?"
Su Yi was stunned and said, "Don't tell me, you've never seen it."
"I really haven't," Zhang Weidao said. "When we were young, our dean told us that looking at others' shyness will make you look like a needle."
"Then you believed it?" Su Yi asked.
"Why don't you believe in free money?" Zhang Wei said matter-of-factly.
(??_?)!
Su Yi gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.
Zhang Wei looked around, then suddenly came over and asked with some embarrassment: "Actually, speaking of shyness, I really have a question I want to ask you."
Ding.
"explain."
"It's like this." Zhang Wei coughed twice and said awkwardly, "Me, sometimes I dream about having sex with some girls... You know, it's just a shameful thing... But why does it happen every time when it comes to the end?
Will I wake up at the critical moment?"
"Who did you dream about?" Su Yi asked curiously.
Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "Some girls."
"Have you ever had sex with every girl you've ever met?" Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.
Zhang Wei was a little shy: "That's not all. The cleaning lady in our company who is over 70 years old. The progress we made with her was just to hold hands."
(??_?)!
"Fuck you, you beast!" Su Yi had the urge to hit someone.
"Don't tell others, Brother Yi, otherwise my innocence will be ruined!" Zhang Wei said hurriedly.
Ding.
"Are you innocent?" Su Yi said unhappily, "Your wretchedness is really deep in your bones, Zhang Wei!"
"Oh, that's not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand, "What's important is, why do I wake up every time I dream about a critical moment? Is this some kind of disease?"
"This isn't a disease, it's life!" Su Yi said, "Let me ask you, are you still a virgin?"
"Yes, my body is still pure!" Zhang Wei said seriously.
Su Yi sighed and said: "That's right, why did you wake up at the critical moment? Because it involves your knowledge blind spot, so you can't even dream about it."
Zhang Wei was stunned for a long time before saying: "It makes sense! Why didn't I think of it earlier?"
"You are really a weirdo." Su Yi said speechlessly, "I think you don't have any dates anymore. You should work hard to make money and make yourself a diamond king. As long as you are rich enough, your future girlfriend will be there."
In the current kindergarten.”
"I know, so now every time I pass by the kindergarten, I will step lightly." Zhang Wei said seriously, "Because I am afraid of disturbing my girlfriend while building blocks."
"...animal!"
Su Yi originally thought that Zhang Wei was the most normal person in the love apartment, but now he understands that normality is superficial, but deep down, who is not a psychopath?
Zhang Wei went to the supermarket to buy groceries and played a few games of Mario by himself. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu magically returned and joined the battle.
Tang Youyou came back after a while, with a look of despair on his face.
When Guangu Qiqi and Zeng Xiaoxian saw her like this, their expressions immediately changed.
But Su Yi didn't even look back. He could hear Tang Youyou jumping up and down through the door.
"Yuyou, no, it can't be!" Guangu's magical voice was trembling.
"Is it not going well, Yoyo?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
Tang Youyou sighed and said in a serious tone: "Now, standing in front of you is Tang Youyou, the heroine of the upcoming TV series "Reverse Heroes"!"
At the end, Tang Youyou couldn't hold it any longer and started jumping up and down.
"Ahhh..." Guan Guqingqi and Zeng Xiaoxian both shouted excitedly, and they rushed to hug Tang Youyou to celebrate her success.
Then Tang Youyou ran over and gave Su Yi a big hug: "Thank you, Brother Yi! If it weren't for you, I would have missed the opportunity to be the heroine for the first time in my life. You are so good!"
"I'm just going with the flow." Su Yi said with a smile, "Congratulations."
"I told the director that maybe I am not the best, but I must be the hardest working. The director was very impressed with me, so he decided on the spot that I would be the heroine!" Tang Youyou said excitedly, "Not only
So, she invited me to eat Kobe lobster in the restaurant of the five-star hotel where she stayed!"
At this time, Guangu Mingqing's face was already a little unhappy: "Five-star hotel? You went there wearing a low-cut top and a miniskirt?"
"That's right, I didn't bring any other clothes! Why not wear this?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.
Guan Gu magically sniffed and widened his eyes again: "You, you drank wine!"
"Yes, to celebrate my winning the role, the director and I drank a bottle of red wine." Tang Youyou said happily, "You guys talk first, I'll go and pack my luggage."
"Luggage? Where are you going?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"Are you going to move to the director's hotel?" Sekiya suddenly thought about this possibility and his eyes widened in horror.
"Of course not," Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The director and I made an appointment to go to Hong Kong Island to meet the screenwriter. She will drive to pick me up later, and then we will go to the airport together."
"Go to Hong Kong Island!" Guan Gu magically shouted.
"Yes, I may have to go for three to five days." Tang Youyou said.
Guan Gu's mysterious face was as dark as the bottom of a pot at this time: "Yuyou, actually I think this matter..."
"It's unbelievable, right?" Tang Youyou answered excitedly, "I find it unbelievable too. It still feels like a dream, haha! I'll go first! Go pack your things!"
After saying that, he jumped up and ran away.
As soon as Tang Youyou left, the room immediately fell into silence, with the only sound of Su Yi playing games, which seemed particularly abrupt.
"I'm going to go for three to five days... and we have to go to Hong Kong Island and stay in a hotel together..." Guangu Qiji's face was filled with pain and confusion, "What's the next step? What will they do next?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little sarcastic and deliberately said: "Going to eat Kobe hairy crabs?"
"It's all your fault!" Guan Gu burst out magically, "It's all my fault that you let Yuyou wear low-cut clothes, so things developed like this!"
"I, I also want to make Yuyou's interview successful!" Zeng Xiaoxian defended, "It doesn't matter if I make a small sacrifice."
"A small sacrifice?" Guan Guqiu shouted in grief and indignation, "The clothes she wears can be directly used for a heart transplant!"
"It's not that exaggerated! Guan Gu, I think you are overreacting!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at his face and said sternly, "You should have more trust in Yuyou. If you believe in Yuyou, you should believe that Yuyou's success is all
You get it through your own efforts.”
After a pause, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled: "It's just that she usually wears too little and others can't see her!"
ヽ(｀⌒′メ)ノ!
These words simply added fuel to the fire, and Guangu Magic suddenly became furious.
"You! You are so evil!" Guan Guqiji shouted angrily and ran to Su Yi, "Brother Yi, what do you think we should do now? Youyou is going to Hong Kong Island to stay with the director in a hotel for three to five days.
What if... Oh! You also supported her wearing low-cut clothes this morning! I don't care, you must be responsible! Don't let her go astray!"
Ding!
Su Yi put down the game controller helplessly and said, "Are you being a little unreasonable? Even if Youyou really goes to Hong Kong Island to live in a room with the director, am I really responsible for this?"
Guangu magically paused, and immediately said with a sad face: "I didn't mean it like this, but what should I do now? I can't just watch Yoyo really... Oh! If such a thing really happens, believe it or not, I will commit seppuku for you in a minute.
look!"
Su Yi shook his head: "I'll give you a suggestion."
"What's the suggestion?" Guangu Qi Qi immediately perked up.
"I think you should first ask whether Tang Youyou's director is a man or a woman, and then consider committing seppuku." Su Yi said.
o_o….
Guan Gu was stunned for a while, then suddenly nodded and said: "It makes sense!"
Then he immediately ran to the next door.
"Is the director who doesn't know Yuyou really a woman?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with wide eyes, "Then why didn't Yuyou say anything? It made Guan Gu worry for so long in vain, and it also made us all think wrong!"
"If I had told you earlier, how would you know how much Guangu cares about her?" Su Yi started another game and said with a smile.
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time and said: "Fuck!"
He was lucky that Su Yi had exposed this matter early, otherwise, he and Guan Guqinqin would have mistaken the manager of the radio station's personnel department for the director, and then Zeng Xiaoxian would have punished the so-called "director" in his own way, completely offending him.
People in the human resources department have been completely cut off from promotions and salary increases.
Guan Gu magically came back with a smile on his face after a while. It seemed that he had gotten Tang Youyou's answer and knew that the director was a woman, so he no longer worried.
After Zhang Wei came back from shopping for groceries, he went into his room to look up cooking tips.
This guy has only cooked instant noodles since he was a child. He has never been in the kitchen and doesn't even know what seasonings are used.
"Zhang Wei, I think you should seek help." Su Yi advised, "What you want is the atmosphere of eating at home, not necessarily cooking, right? You can't do anything, and there is a chance of screwing up.
It’s very big.”
"That won't work! If I don't cook in person, how can I show my sincerity and my style of being a good family man?" Zhang Wei didn't listen at all, "Don't worry, Brother Yi, I've been eating for more than 20 years, even if
I have never done it, but at least I know what it will look like after it is made. As long as I do a little research, cooking will not be a problem for me. I am a lawyer, so you have to trust my professionalism!"
Zhang Wei went back to his room to study the strategy with confidence.
Su Yi waved his hands helplessly: "Everyone can give up your expectations for dinner. Whenever Zhang Wei wants us to believe in his professionalism, we are right not to believe it."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, the worst is to order takeout. You can eat later, but Zhang Wei will probably only see him cooking once in his life."
"That's right! I can give up my dinner just to see Zhang Wei's cooking!" Guan Guqi Qi also gloated.
"It's a pity that I can't have dinner with you, nor can I assist Zhang Wei." Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The director will be here soon. Everyone, I will go downstairs and wait for her."
"I'll take you down, Yoyo!" Guan Gu magically suggested immediately.
"Okay!" Tang Youyou did not refuse.
The two of them came back soon after going down. Because the plane was delayed, Tang Youyou's director decided to wait here for a while.
The people in the love apartment are still very hospitable, and everyone warmly entertained the director.
The director was also very happy and said: "Thank you for your hospitality. I am very happy to meet you, and I am also very happy to have chosen Yuyou as my heroine among the huge crowd."
"A huge crowd?" Guan Gu magically said with a smile, "But aren't there only three people competing for the heroine, including Youyou? Oh..."
The last "oh" was because Zeng Xiaoxian hit his waist hard with her elbow.