The director laughed and said: "Yuyou, your friend has the same advantages as you!"
"Advantages? What advantages?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
"Do you know why I chose you, Yoyo?" the director asked.
Tang Youyou smiled and shook her head.
"Because you wore a low-cut top and a miniskirt in such a fiercely competitive interview." The director said with a smile, "This is the first time I have seen an actor who has the courage to expose his own shortcomings."
o_o….
Everyone's expressions were stunned.
"Disadvantages?" Tang Youyou smiled a little stiffly.
"Yes, haha, actually the interview is the most fake." The director laughed, "All the actors will be fully prepared before coming. Those with facial features will wear makeup, and those with body problems will wear various slimming clothes.
Clothes, but you, are different from them!"
"You wore a low-cut top and a miniskirt, and told me all the shortcomings of your figure right away. For example, you are not plump enough, your thighs are too short, your calves are too thick..."
"puff……"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing.
"Haha! Sorry, sorry, I remembered something funny." Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed his laughter and ran out, "Excuse me, director. I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, hahaha..."
He burst out laughing wildly.
Tang Youyou's face was now as red as a monkey's ass.
Su Yi couldn't help but laugh, but Guangu Qiqi was a little angry.
"Director, I don't think you're right... wu wu wu..."
Su Yi covered Guan Gu's magical mouth and dragged it out: "Director, you talk to Youyou, we'll excuse you now."
Before going out, he also closed the door.
The director was stunned for a moment and said: "Your friend...don't think I'm criticizing you, right? I'm actually complimenting you, Youyou."
"Haha, really?" Tang Youyou smiled awkwardly.
"Of course!" the director said matter-of-factly, "Can't you hear it? Didn't I praise it clearly enough?"
"Haha... maybe there is something wrong with their understanding..." Tang Youyou said awkwardly.
Not long after, the HR manager of Zeng Xiaoxian's radio station also came. He came to inspect Zeng Xiaoxian after reading Zeng Xiaoxian's disgustingly flattering cover letter.
This time Zeng Xiaoxian did not make any mistakes like in the original plot and completed the assessment respectfully.
The HR manager was very satisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian and congratulated Zeng Xiaoxian in advance for winning the position of deputy director.
In fact, both in terms of qualifications and age, Zeng Xiaoxian should have been the deputy director a long time ago. However, this person has never slipped away and does not know how to work hard, so he is still an ordinary employee until now. He is the only one in the entire radio station with his situation.
However, what has changed is the position. The position is still the same as before. Zeng Xiaoxian is still the host of "Your Moon, My Heart", but he has to be responsible for part of the management work.
The job he is responsible for is cleaning.
"Su Xiaoyi, I'm going to fight you to the death! Don't stop me! I'm going to fight him to the death!" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, jumped up and down, and yelled at Su Yi.
Guan Guqingqi, who was still several meters away from him, looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Teacher Zeng, no one is stopping you at all."
Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned bitter, and he said with a cry: "Why am I so miserable! I was finally promoted to deputy director, but I was also asked to take care of the cleaning work! The problem is, our radio station only has one cleaning lady, and she always asks for leave!" So, as a deputy director, I only get an extra 300 yuan in salary every month, but I have to do cleaning work part-time! Is there any law of heaven? Is there any law of the king?"
"But you can't blame Brother Xiaoyi. Why are you fighting with him?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"Ask him! What kind of crappy article did he write?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily. "In one of his articles, he wrote a story, saying that at a Microsoft job fair, many highly educated people were eliminated because they did not pick up the jobs. The examiner deliberately threw the ball of paper on the ground, but only one person picked it up, so he got the job."
"Ah, I've heard this story too! It's very educational." Guangu magically said.
"Education is rubbish!" Zeng Xiaoxian became more and more sad and angry, "I just did what was said in this story just to show off. While Manager Zheng was speaking, I wiped the table, swept the floor, and vacuumed the sofa. I thought Manager Zheng will see my sense of responsibility, who knows, who knows he said I was born to be a cleaner!"
Su Yi couldn't help but be amused by this living treasure.
"Teacher Zeng, the leader is talking to you, why are you doing the housework? The leader didn't just slap your ass and leave, which is already a great honor to you!" Su Yi complained, "This is not how you show your sense of responsibility, right? My The short story told in the article is to make people pay attention to details, not to make people pay attention to environmental hygiene. With your reading comprehension skills...how did you become the host?"
"You!" Zeng Xiaoxian was inexplicably sad and angry.
"Ah!" he yelled with grief and anger, "Oh my god! Why do you want me to work part-time as a cleaner for 300 yuan a month! Why!"
"Now that things have come to this, Teacher Zeng should be more open-minded." Su Yi smiled and patted his shoulder, "At least you can be considered an official."
"I would rather not be this official. Whoever likes it can take it!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.
Su Yi finally figured out that everyone in the iPartment had their own unique skills. Even if he tried to straighten things out, they would still go astray in the end.
"Everyone! I have already studied how to cook!" Zhang Wei walked out of his room in high spirits, "Let's wait for a sumptuous dinner! Where are the others? Where are Yifei and the others?"
"Yifei and Yumo can be back in about half an hour," Su Yi said.
"Ziqiao will be back in ten minutes." Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Yuyou will leave in ten minutes." Guangu magically said.
"Okay, except for Youyou who can't participate, everyone else is fine?" Zhang Wei clapped his hands, "Are everyone ready?"
"..."
"Are you ready?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "It's you who wants to go on a date, not us."
"A date? What date?" Zhang Wei looked confused.
o_o….
Zeng Xiaoxian looked suspicious of life: "Did I remember it wrong? Today is not your date with Mo Lan?"
"Mo Lan..." Zhang Wei's eyes widened and he slapped his thigh suddenly, "If you didn't tell me, I almost forgot. I cook not to be a cook, but to date!"
o_o….
"This... can you forget?" Zeng Xiaoxian became even more doubtful about life.
"I've been confused after watching how to cook all afternoon." Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly, "Counting the time, Mo Lan will be here soon. I'll go down to pick her up now. You guys just wait."
The three of them watched Zhang Wei go out as if they were gods.
"This is the best!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and sighed.
"You think you're not?" Su Yi sneered, "Don't make fun of people with bare buttocks and open crotchless pants, you're pretty much the same."
Guan Gu magically said to Su Yi: "Zhang Wei has even forgotten what he does. Brother Yi, you are right. We really can't have any expectations for Zhang Wei's dinner. I think we should order takeout as soon as possible."
"Now I not only suspect that he will mess up the dinner, but even his date may be messed up by him!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"How do you say it?" Su Yi frowned, "Say it again if you can remove three possible words!"
"Ha ha……"
The three of them laughed.
"Let me place an order," Su Yi shook his head, "How about the Chinese restaurant downstairs? Let them deliver the food at 7:30."
"Is it too late?" Guangu asked magically.
"You have to give Zhang Wei enough time to struggle," Su Yi said while dialing the phone. "If he doesn't make things completely unmanageable, how can he admit his failure?"
"That makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Guqingqing both gave Su Yi a thumbs up.
Before Zhang Wei and the others came back, Su Yi ordered a sumptuous dinner. However, he, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu Qi Qi had a tacit understanding and no one mentioned it, and they just pretended that nothing had happened.
Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo arrived first. A very interesting phenomenon is that when they were with Su Yi at the same time, they behaved reservedly like ladies of ancient times.
But when they were alone with Su Yi——
Everyone has seen what happened in the cinema and this morning.
Everyone talked and laughed for a while, and Zhang Wei quickly brought the people back.
What did this girl Moran say?
It can be described in eight words - tall, strong and strong.
You can't say she doesn't look good, and you can't say she doesn't look like a woman.
that is--
Let's put it this way.
Generally, when you first see a girl, you will think that she is pretty, or that she is not pretty.
But wherever Moran stops, the first thought that pops up in most men's minds is - I may not be able to beat her.
Um……
Mo Lan's temperament is relatively forthright, and the friends in the love apartment are interested in making a good impression on Zhang Wei and chatting with her in a friendly and positive manner, so she quickly got along with everyone.
I have to say that Zhang Wei made this move very well.
Zhang Wei was very proud when he saw this, and said with a smile: "It seems that everyone likes Mo Lan, so I'm relieved. Mo Lan, you chat with everyone first, and I will go to the kitchen to prepare a big meal for us!"
"Go, go, don't delay my exchange of feelings with my new buddies and sisters!" Moran smiled and waved his hand, and said boldly.
"Zhang Wei, do I think your decision to cook is a bit hasty?" Qin Yumo advised tactfully, "How about we go out to eat?"
"No, don't worry, I will take care of it!" Zhang Wei said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm a professional!"
Hu Yifei smiled dryly: "Every time Zhang Wei says that, he will mess things up."
"Why do these words sound so familiar to me?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.
"How about I go and help Zhang Wei cook? I'll fry two dishes and everyone can try my cooking skills?" Mo Lan stood up and rolled up his sleeves.
"How is this possible? Where can I let first-time guests cook?"
"That's right, Moran, please sit down, no matter what happens, we will still be there!"
"That's right, Molan. Didn't you just agree to play an exciting game of flying chess? You won't regret it, right?"
Everyone hurriedly persuaded Moran.
Zhang Wei, who had already reached the door of the kitchen, turned back and warned: "The kitchen is my territory, no one of you should come in!"
After saying that, he went in and closed the kitchen door.
"Okay, okay, let's continue playing. Zi Qiao, go get the flying chess piece!" Hu Yifei asked everyone to leave the kitchen alone.
"okay!"
Lu Ziqiao walked towards his room.
Wow!
At this moment, everyone heard the sound of something breaking from the kitchen.
Everyone was stunned and looked at the closed door of the kitchen.
"Zhang Wei, are you okay?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.
"It's okay! Of course it's okay!" Zhang Wei said, "Don't worry, I can handle it, I just accidentally broke a plate!"
"Do you want help?" Qin Yumo asked worriedly.
"No! No at all!" Zhang Wei said immediately, "I can handle it all!"
Everyone was doubtful, and Lu Ziqiao continued to go back to get the flying chess piece.
As soon as he came out of his room, he heard another loud "dong" sound.
Everyone was shocked.
"Zhang Wei?" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise.
"I'm fine! You don't have to come in!" Zhang Wei shouted from inside, "Don't worry, I can handle it!"
Before he finished speaking, there was a "boom" and a fire suddenly burst out in the kitchen.
"Zhang Wei!" Everyone's eyes widened in horror.
"Ahem! It's okay! It's okay! I can do it... I can handle it!" Zhang Wei's stubborn voice came from the kitchen.
Due to the strange noises coming from the kitchen, everyone in the living room was frightened and no longer in the mood to play or chat.
Everyone stared at the kitchen nervously, shaking from time to time with sudden noises in the kitchen.
Half an hour later...
Zhang Wei, who was all dirty, finally opened the kitchen door and ran out in embarrassment.
He forced a smile to everyone and said in a crying voice: "Let's... run away quickly, there's going to be an explosion here."
(?????????)!
"Ahhhhh..."
Amidst the screams, Su Yi walked into the kitchen calmly, stepped on his heels and walked around the puddles of unknown liquid and obstacles on the floor, turned off the natural gas, and opened the window.
Then he returned the same way, smiled at the people who had fled to the door, and said, "Okay, the danger is over."
Everyone almost breathed a sigh of relief.
"But your kitchen is ruined." Su Yi said to Lu Ziqiao and the other three boys with pity, "I can only describe the situation inside with four words: horrific."
o_O!
The three boys were stunned for a moment, then rushed to the kitchen together, and then let out desperate screams.
Zhang Wei rubbed his hands on his apron, smiled awkwardly and said to everyone: "Actually, I think the design of the kitchen is very inhumane. There are no instructions for use on almost everything. I think this is unreasonable and unprofessional."
Dong Dong.
Someone knocked on the door.
Hu Yifei, who was closest, opened the door with her backhand.
There were two delivery guys standing at the door, each carrying a large insulated box.
"Hello, who is Mr. Su Yi? The takeaway you ordered has arrived."
"Takeaway?" Everyone turned to look at Su Yi blankly.
Su Yi said with a smile: "The time is just right, why not eat next door?"
"Xiao Yi, this is the takeout you ordered in advance? Did you know that Zhang Wei couldn't handle it? You have no choice!" Hu Yifei said sincerely.
Everyone gave Su Yi their thumbs up, including Zhang Wei.