After receiving the threat that he might become mentally retarded, Xiao Qiang responded to Liu Laoliu with a righteous sentence: "As an ordinary person, it is the right thing to do something for the immortal world. How can you doubt my consciousness?
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As a result, he officially became a fairy reserve and began a tragic nanny journey that shocked the world and made people cry.
Excerpt 1: That night, Liu Laoliu sent a tall and strong 'guest' dressed like a country turtle to Xiao Qiang and introduced him: "This is Jing Ke."
After Jing Ke was brought home by Xiao Qiang, he kept talking to himself: "Why... why..."
Xiao Qiang couldn't stand it and shouted loudly: "Don't you think you are too short?"
Jing Ke was startled, raised his head and asked Xiao Qiang: "What's wrong with me? Does this have anything to do with being short?"
Xiao Qiang's voiceover: "Why are the ancients so mean? I must draw a clear line with him resolutely, lest my pure heart be polluted."
Xiao Qiang said loudly: "Your sword is too short!"
Jing Ke: "Oh, I thought you were talking about my hair..."
Xiao Qiang: "..."
Excerpt 2: Jing Ke was wearing clothes, but it was so painful that he ended up wearing his underwear.
Excerpt 3: During the day the next day, Liu Laoliu brought another fat man over. The fat man looked about 45 years old. He was wearing a long gown embroidered with knives and coins. His hair was much brighter than Jing Ke’s, and he looked like a fly.
It will slip even if you stand on it.
Liu Laoliu: "He is Qin Shihuang~~"
Xiao Qiang's voice-over: I feel like the whole world is falling apart and the universe is dark, and he says dullly, "This... this... this is Qin Shihuang, the most powerful and domineering Qin Shihuang in history who unified the six kingdoms??"
The two greeted each other.
"Hadron……"
"Brother Ying..."
Xiao Qiang’s voiceover: I am a brother to Qin Shihuang. I feel like my face is expanding infinitely in a limited space like a bed that a child has peed on.
Fragment 4: After winning the battle against Big Fatty and Jing Ersi, and then destroying the toilet door, stools and other objects, Xiao Qiang used a "glowing red fairy weapon" to move bricks and force him to shake hands and make peace.
Fragment 5: Ying Zheng fumbled and turned on the TV. At first he was watching "Explanation of Han Fei" from "Baijia Lecture Forum". Xiao Qiang hurriedly changed the channel for him and let him watch "Meteor Garden" (embarrassing).
Not only that, after watching a few episodes, Qin Shihuang began to learn Beier's authentic Taiwanese accent.
Fragment six... Fragment seven... Fragment eight... Fragment nine...
Fragment 10: Ying Zheng and Jing Ke studied things in the fairy world, and then Xiao Qiang said: "If Ying Zheng and Jing Ke stay together for a year, their intelligence should be successfully reduced to the level of a 5-year-old child."
"Hahaha~~~" The audience sitting in front of the computer watching was unanimously made hilarious by the funny scenes. The whole movie was full of laughter. Some people laughed until their stomachs hurt and their faces cramped, and they couldn't stop laughing in the middle.
Playback is not paused.
At the end of the first episode, Xiao Qiang saw the butt and white legs of a beautiful woman in ancient costume through the toilet door. The end of the first episode...
"It's over? I'm going to beat him up. Is it Mr. Li??"
"Oh no!! It suddenly broke. I want to see what Mr. Li looks like!!!"
"Ah ah ah, I hate the Duan Keng Party! I want to see Master Li!!!"
This key plot point immediately caused countless complaints from the audience.
But they soon stopped complaining because a song that made their balls ache so much came on that it almost shocked them out of their bodies.
[Please stop being infatuated with me, he is just a legend...
Although I can't bear it, I still want to say...
Don't be obsessed with me anymore, I'm just a legend...
I have never been lonely because you have accompanied me in my search...
Every legend fades with time...
Every strong man will have bitter setbacks behind his back...
The reason why you live a free and easy life is because you know how to choose...
The reason for being indifferent is to see through everything...
Please stop being obsessed with me. Brother is just a legend...].
After hearing this song, all the male audience members felt a dull pain in their crotches.
"'Don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend.' What a narcissistic song..."
"It seems like I have stepped on this composer a hundred times..."
"Uh~~ Composer, lyricist...Wang Shang, Waterfall Khan...Okay, Your Majesty, I already admire you to the point of falling to pieces..."
After the ending song "Don't Be Obsessed with Brother", there is a trailer for the second episode. However, this trailer does not reveal Li Shishi's entire face, but only the waist, abdomen and legs, but you can still feel the beauty.
figure. There is also the interaction between Li Shishi, Jing Ke and Ying Zheng.
The trailer ends with the sentence "Obviously, after Fatty Ying got along with Jing Ersi, his IQ dropped significantly."
Seeing this, all the spectators wiped their saliva from their mouths, still unsatisfied.
As soon as the first episode was aired, countless people flocked to the official website of "The First Chaos in History", frantically refreshing comments to express their excitement.
"This TV series is great! It's constantly funny and has a stronger sense of immediateness than the novel. It's great!!"
"The plot and lines are a little different. I was originally afraid that they would be exactly the same, but I didn't expect it to be different. It's also more beautiful and powerful than the novel!!"
"Those voiceover comments are so funny. It doesn't look like a TV series, but a cartoon. But it's better this way, more funny and joyful! I laughed from the beginning to the end, and had to pause three times in the middle. It was really unbearable!!"
"A completely happy comedy that allows you to experience endless fun and release the stress in work and life!"
"The plot is compact, the actors' acting skills are on point, and the lines are also very funny, especially the voice-over, which is the finishing touch!!"
"Great love, it's better than the novel!! I found that I have become a fan of it!"
"That song "Don't Be Obsessed with Brother" is so funny, haha~~"
"The king is indeed cheating!!"
Countless comments are constantly being refreshed, and in less than an hour there have been tens of thousands of comments. The forum is extremely popular!!
Netizens are so enthusiastic!!
Most of the reviews are very positive.
Wang Shang and many other cast members are constantly refreshing these comments. Every time they see a positive comment, they can't help but feel happy. After watching it, Wang Shang began to yell: "Don't watch it! Don't watch it!"
Keep filming!!!”
While the crew of "The Greatest Chaos in History" continued filming, the excitement about the TV series had been spread through various channels. Many media also updated the news about "The Greatest Chaos in History" on their web pages.
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"From a comedy point of view, the first episode of "The Greatest Chaos" is undoubtedly very successful and full of fun."
"Judging from the feedback from the four major video websites, "The First Chaos in History" has a very large number of views. Although the specific data cannot be listed yet, I believe it will not be bad."
"The introduction of complaints/voice-overs is a highlight of this TV series, making it more funny. In terms of innovation, this TV series is undoubtedly very bold and is already ahead of most TV series."
"Wang Shang's first TV drama since his return, it really did not disappoint."
Every report is praising and commenting on this TV series, and there is no negative comment at all.
The next day (Friday), everyone started to go to work, and the message of "The First Chaos in History" continued to spread.
Every time fans see a colleague, they can't help but ask: "Did you watch "The First Chaos in History" last night?"
If the other party says they haven't seen it, they will definitely respond with contempt and say proudly: "You will regret it if you don't go see it. It's very beautiful."
Then he immediately switched to the "Good Teacher" mode and talked endlessly and eloquently about the plot he watched last night. At the end, he said with unfinished content: "The second episode will be broadcast tonight, and Master Li will appear. I'm already a little bit
Can’t wait.”
The colleague he told me was also a little moved, and he made up his mind: "Go up and take a look at it tonight, and if it looks good, follow it up..."
In this way, a person who knew about "The First Chaos in History" but was still hesitant was drawn into the consumer group.
And everywhere in society, offices, shopping malls, construction sites... "The First Chaos in History" is being spread everywhere, and they are all excitedly discussing the plot with their friends.
Some people who didn’t know much about it were surprised to find that wherever they went today, they would hear some inexplicable things: something about Qin Shihuang, something about Jing Ke, something about Master Li...
They couldn't help but wonder: "When did Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke and Li Shishi become so angry? Is it something serious?"
That's not all, they also often hear a sentence -
"Brother, you are so annoying!~~~"
"Of course, but don't be obsessed with me, he is just a legend..."
Sometimes they would hear a strange song played in the shopping mall: "Please stop being obsessed with me, I am just a legend..." They were shocked to death.
"Here you go, what kind of song is this? It's so crazy!!"
Today, "The First Chaos in History" is a hit!
Big fire!! Big fire! Very hot!!!
The trend spread across the country!!
And the song "Brother is Just a Legend" also became very popular. It was reposted crazily among colleagues, QQ friends, major dating sites, blogs, and major websites. "Brother is Just a Legend" spread at a crazy speed.
A craze for singing "Brother is Just a Legend" soon started on the Internet, and it instantly became an extremely popular "distortion" on the Internet.
Soon, the ranking of "Brother is Just a Legend" on Kuhu Music Network began to skyrocket. In less than a day, its ranking jumped directly to eighth place on the new song rankings.
Its humorous and narcissistic lyrics made countless fans burst into laughter and quoted them in real life.
Tonight at 19:00, the second episode of "The First Chaos in History" will be broadcast, and everyone is looking forward to it!
They want to see new funny words, and of course that Li Shishi who is still holding the pipa and half-hiding his face...
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