Today is the day when the second episode of "The First Chaos in History" is released. Before 19 o'clock, there are already many people waiting in front of the computer, constantly refreshing the web page.
They have already watched the first episode. It is more convenient to publish online than to broadcast it on TV. There is no saying that they will not be able to watch it in the future. When "The Legend of Zhen Huan" was broadcast on TV, the first two episodes were broadcast, but many people
I missed it, which caused many people to start watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan" from the third episode after hearing that it was good. I have to say it is a pity.
Now "The First Chaos in History" is released online and can be watched anytime and anywhere, so they can avoid the embarrassment of "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
Now they are all waiting by the computer, waiting for the release of the second episode of "The First Chaos in History".
"Haha, we can finally meet Master Li later!!"
“What kind of funny things will happen today??”
The second episode was soon released, and all those who were looking forward to it quickly clicked on it.
After the opening song is played, the main film will appear immediately.
A minute later, I finally saw the long-awaited sight of Master Li's whole body, dressed in beautiful ancient clothes, walking gracefully, with a blush on his face, and infinitely delicate.
"Wow!! So beautiful!!"
"Good figure and great face!!"
The audience praised him one after another.
"But who is this female star? I've never seen her before?"
"It should be a new guy, I haven't seen him before..."
But even if they had never seen her before, every pervert found themselves falling in love with this stunning beauty.
In fact, this Li Shishi is not a newcomer, but Shen Yao, who has followed Wang Shang for the first time. She has good talent as an actress, but Wang Shang has always asked her to play ordinary roles and suppressed her. Good times and bad times. Only those who have experienced it
Only after setbacks can we cherish success.
Now, after six or seven years of training, Shen Yao has reached the age of 26, and has turned from youthful to mature. Her figure has also become taller, and because of her strict diet, her figure is also in excellent shape.
This year, Wang Shang felt that she had laid the foundation well, so he began to want to cast her in some big dramas. Now after participating in the role of Li Shishi in "The First Chaos in History", she really started to become popular.
After meeting Master Li and satisfying the expectations in my heart, I finally started to fully devote myself to the plot of the TV series.
Soon, the audience began to laugh happily.
Excerpt 1: Master Li: "Thanks to the guidance of Immortal Liu, I arrived at the place of honor. I have just paid a visit to the Immortal Queen here, and she has been taken care of. I don't want to offend the main Immortal when I first arrived, so I'll forgive you."
Xiao Qiang's voice-over: "Damn, follow me. I've been reading "Jin Ping Mei" by heart since I was 13 years old. I first met Wu Tenglan when I was 15 years old. I was 17 years old... Well, I'd better not mention such advanced things..."
Fragment 2: Master Li said excitedly: "So I don't have to play Xiao in the future?"
Xiao Qiang misunderstood: "...of course. You can blow it if you want to, and you don't have to blow it if you don't want to. It has been scientifically proven that it is not hygienic to use it there..."
Master Li didn't understand what Xiao Qiang said and said, "You know the Xiao tube is wrapped with garlic film. I can't stand the smell."
Xiao Qiang's voice-over: Covering his forehead and sweating violently, "Hey, thoughts, thoughts, comrades!!!"
Excerpt 3: Shishi Li is wearing jeans and sandals on her feet, revealing her round toes. The slender jeans set off her crazy lines. Her upper body is a very playful HeLLO-KeTTY half-sleeved T-shirt, and then... chest*
Wearing a hood...
Xiao Qiang's voice-over: (His head fell directly on the coffee table and bounced a few times) "Did ancient people like to wear their inner clothes outside?"
Scenes that made countless people burst into laughter kept appearing, especially those well-inserted voice-overs, which made people laugh out loud.
At this time, they really discovered that the content of the TV series and the novel were really very different. In the novel, although these three characters all appeared, the order of appearance was different.
But this one is better, it gives them a sense of mystery, instead of having to know what is going on in the next paragraph when watching a TV series. Without the sense of mystery, although it is good to watch, it will always lack a bit of attraction.
Later, when Xiao Qiang obscenely used Li Shishi's photo to create a semi-monthly cover picture for a wolf friend editor, and received several thousand yuan in "fee", Xiao Qiang proudly sang a song that almost made all the audience's souls disperse -
【I’m making money~ I’m making money~~
I don’t even know how to spend it~
I will buy a Nokia on my left hand~
Buy a Motorola on your right hand~
I am connected to China Unicom and PHS~
Change your phone number every day~
After riding in the Mercedes-Benz, I drove the BMW~
Nothing to do but take a sauna and eat lobster...]].
At this moment, all the audience suddenly felt like they had diabetes...
"What idiot made up the song~~~"
"Why do you listen to this song? Why does it sound so similar to the style of "Don't Be Obsessed with Brother"?? Could it be compiled by the king??"
Thoughts kept popping up in their minds, and there were bursts of pain in their crotch balls~~~
But they soon forgot about it, because the next scene made them pee frequently——
On this day, Liu Laoliu brought people over again.
There was a tall man, as tall as an iron tower, who looked like a senior general. His eyebrows were thick and thick, pointing to the sky like two watermelon knives. This man looked fierce, but he looked lonely.
Xiao Qiang had even met the Emperor of the Eternal Age, so he was in a calm mood. He pointed to the sofa opposite and said softly: "Sit down, brother, which dynasty are you from?"
Liu Laoliu introduced with a smile: "Xiang Yu - Overlord of Chu."
Xiao Qiang hurriedly stood up and said to Xiang Yu with a look of bitch on his face like a waiter: "Ah, Brother Yu, disrespectful!!!"
The audience covered their foreheads and sighed: "Morality!!!!"
They all expressed their strong contempt for Xiao Qiang, but were very curious: "Why did Xiang Yu appear so early!!! It's not that early in the novel."
Before they could recover, they saw another yellow-faced man in awesome mode.
Liu Laoliu introduced: "This person is Liu Bang~~"
The audience was so shocked that they almost left their bodies!!
"The king really doesn't play his cards according to the normal routine~~~"
"It came all at once!! I'm so lucky!!"
On the following Saturdays and Sundays, the third and fourth episodes of "The First Chaos in History" were released.
The plot also passed scene by scene...
The first meeting between Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu did not involve any thunderous fight, because Ying Zheng did not know that the two people in front of him were the ones who wanted to steal his kingdom.
Classmate Liu Bang showed his unique aesthetics: the buns are much prettier than Li Shishi.
Several ancient people rode in a car for the first time and took to the streets for the first time. They encountered various dangers along the way, which made the audience sweat: "What if you get lost/and are found to be ancient people? Will you bring them with you?"
Go back and slice it??”
Fortunately, although it was thrilling, we still managed to get home. All the audience finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Only then did I recall all the interesting things on the road in the TV series.
Liu Bang asked why the car moved, and Qin Shihuang replied: "It's so simple. Don't you see that Qiangzi stabbed it with something? Does it hurt?"
When they saw the rollers running all over the street, they were dumbfounded; when they saw someone flying up (elevator), they were stunned; when they saw two men kissing passionately in the street, they fainted.
The fourth episode ended when Mr. Jin, the second-generation rich man, appeared. All the viewers were so angry that they cursed Wang Shang for breaking the drama.
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Needless to say, "The First Chaos in History" was a huge hit.
Enough gimmicks: Directed by Wang Shang!
Full of highlights: Various contradictory talented people travel to modern times and live with a common man, there are many contradictions!
The songs are very painful: the narcissism of "Don't Be Obsessed with Brother", the nouveau riche of "Making Money"...
In terms of promotion and operation, it is even more aggressive. From old men in their 70s and 80s to elementary school students in their teens, almost everyone in the country does not know about this TV series.
Very funny: If you don’t laugh for one minute in a TV series, then you are a stone man!
Countless people go to the official website every day to share the hilarious tracking scenes in TV series. In real life, there are countless applications.
At this time, the TV series "The First Chaos in History" has become a typical comedy!!
Countless people and media praised!!
"Funny? Please watch "The First Chaos in History"!!"
""The Greatest Chaos in History", a classic among comedy!!"
"Want to relax?? Want to laugh without any pressure?? Please watch "The First Chaos in History"!!"
After the fourth episode was aired, countless people complained: "We have to wait until next Thursday, don't we have to wait 3 days? We strongly demand that the fifth episode be released immediately!!"
There are also many people who went to the official website and clamored that if the fifth episode is not released, then... just... they will find the ugliest woman in the world to rape Wang Shang day and night until the body is completely naked and on the verge of collapse!
Some even went to the Tianwang Building to contain...
"The First Chaos in History" used its powerful momentum to directly detonate the anti-crossing trend across the country, triggering a crazy hilarious frenzy!!
It is like the king of TV dramas, dominating the entire Chinese TV drama market!!