Not to mention the young couple who went to the cinema to watch a movie for the first time. Wang Yiming just had a rest today, so Boring brought his fourteen-year-old son to the cinema.
After buying two tickets to the movie "Unfortunately", I bought a pack of snacks and two glasses of water for my son.
After waiting for 20 minutes, the movie "Journey to the End" was available for admission. Wang Yiming entered the cinema and found that the dozen or so people sitting in the waiting hall just now were all there for "Journey to the Road", and he was following them
Let's go into the cinema together.
“The more people there are, the more lively it will be, and the happier you’ll laugh.”
After entering the theater, I watched more than ten minutes of commercials before the movie officially started. After all, it is not a very famous movie, so the audience will not be as full of expectations for a movie like "The Fast and the Furious".
The audience was still talking quietly when the movie started.
The first thing that comes into view is a dining table and a hotel private room...
At this time, the audience's attention and eyes were attracted to the two-story high big screen.
"I got to know you, somehow..."
As soon as the protagonist spoke, the audience began to laugh, knowing that they were waiting for the magical turning sentence.
As Li successfully completed the company's year-end summary, the camera switched to the scene of burdock, an honest milking worker collecting debts from his boss. His honest language accent and country style appearance instantly conquered everyone present.
The audience, especially when reading the IOU, saw a bunch of words they didn't understand, which made many people burst into laughter.
Then the subtitles popped up: Name: Niu Geng. Nickname: Niu Dan. Occupation: Senior milker at Xingfu Milk Factory.
As the plot of the movie continues to advance, two very different people, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng, meet at the airport. Then they begin a passionate journey of love-hate entanglement.
Soon after, the fun struck.
When Niu Geng was passing through the security check, he was stopped. He then got angry while holding an iron pot and a knife: "I'm not allowed to bring this, and I'm not allowed to bring that, but why am I not allowed to bring this bottle of milk?"
Under the obstruction of the security inspector, Niu Geng finally did something that stunned everyone in the security hall and the audience: he drank all the milk in a large bottle...
Everyone in the security hall was disgusted...
All the audience in the theater were disgusted...
Li Chenggong: “What a talent!”
The audience also marveled: "Awesome!!"
The following plot did not disappoint the audience who were already in a hilarious state. Li Chenggong and Niu Geng continued to meet each other on a narrow road in the airplane.
After getting on the plane, Niu Geng started to vomit, but he continued to use his awesome attributes and swallowed the vomit hard. Li Chenggong and the audience were disgusted again.
Burdock: "Waiter, please open the window to get some air."
Stewardess: "I'm sorry, sir, the cabin is fully enclosed."
This episode caused the audience to burst into laughter again. Although they had already seen the trailer, they still couldn't help but laugh.
Because of the burdock's words, the plane returned. Li Chenggong, who had always been pampered, had to get on the train. After experiencing the huge crowds and pushing and shoving, he finally came to the crowded hard seat...
result……
"Hey boss! Why are you here?" A familiar sentence instantly revealed that two good friends met again under the wheel of history.
Li Chenggong feels that he is a miserable little guy who has been played by fate and is about to burst into tears~~~
The haunting person!!!
However, Li Chenggong's tragedy is not over yet. The two people bought tickets for the same seats.
Burdock: "Hey, our votes are the same!!!"
The audience was happy.
Li Chenggong was stunned. Finally, after struggling for a long time, he bought a replacement ticket. However, Li Chenggong used the identification method on the Internet to find that his ticket was a counterfeit ticket, and he suddenly felt confused and confused.
The difficult journey home was just the beginning. When the train reached the middle section, it suddenly stopped.
Niu Geng guessed: "Isn't the front collapsed?"
Broadcast: "Dear passengers, please note that there is a landslide 1 kilometer ahead of the railway, and the train is temporarily unable to move forward..."
Niu Geng said proudly: "Hey, is it really a landslide?"
Li Chenggong was stunned: "Shut your crow's mouth!!"
Hahaha~~~The theater burst into laughter again.
The train was suspended, and everyone had to get off the train and look for other means of transportation. Li successfully got on a minibus, but met that monster-like burdock again!!!
The two met passionately again...
When the audience saw this scene, they were so happy that their stomachs ached.
Then, the road home continued to be bumpy, and the front of the minibus collapsed. The driver said calmly: "If you are unlucky, like I did last time, I was stuck in traffic for two days and one night."
Li Chenggong suggested changing the path, but he hit someone and had an accident. In the end, it was Niu Geng who saved Li Chenggong.
The minibus caught fire, and the two got entangled again, got on a tractor filled with dry straw, and continued on the road.
Although Li Chenggong was tricked by the burdock many times along the way, he was gradually influenced by the honest burdock and was no longer so indifferent to others.
Later, Niu Geng encountered a scammer who used sympathy to defraud money in the city, and gave all the money he had to the scammer. When he met Li Chenggong, he said something that made the audience a little touched: "It's better to be scammed."
, which means no one is sick.”
The two went to a hotel and only got one room because of money problems. As a result, the hotel owner thought they were gay.
At this point in the plot, the background music started to become cheerful, and the audience knew that a funny plot was about to happen.
The subsequent plot did not disappoint the audience, and they soon started laughing.
The hotel equipment is terrible, the bed is very narrow, the light switch is short-circuited, the socket does not have two-pin jacks, the bathroom is shabby, the faucet is out of water, the water faucet is broken...
Li Chenggong looked in mourning. He looked in the mirror and described the journey in one sentence: "Li Chenggong, what evil have you done!!"
Back to the room. Niu Geng talked in his sleep...
Li Chenggong wanted to use stools lined up as a bed to sleep on, but the stool broke and he fell...
In the middle of the night, Li Chenggong was so cold that he was forced to run onto the "tiny" bed, and then he fought with the sleeping burdock to grab the quilt...
Li Chenggong discovered that Niu Geng was sleeping naked...disgusting!!
The burdock is snoring...painful!!
The burdock is grinding its teeth...horrible!!
The burdock grabbed the pillow...so angry!!
The burdock farted in bed...so angry!!
There was so much noise in other rooms...painful!!
Li Chenggong was so angry that he went crazy...crazy!!
Li Chenggong was going to the noisy room and gave those noisy people a good beating so that they could taste Li Chenggong's power. Li Chenggong knocked on the noisy room, and then... Li Chenggong escaped in embarrassment, because inside
n number of strong men, n number of swords, guns and sticks...
"Hahaha~~~"
"too talented!!"
All the movie fans laughed like crazy. Their faces were numb with laughter.
Li Chenggong returned to the room and continued to sleep...
The guy in bed with me answered the phone...
The person in bed with me is a woman!!
Entered the wrong room and got on the wrong bed!!
Li Chenggong's face was filled with excitement in an instant, and he quickly got up quietly...
The woman said on the phone with a strong local accent: "I have to report everything to him every day about what I eat, what I drink, and what I wear. My life is so tiring. Isn't he trying to catch someone raping me? I call him
Grab, grab, grab, grab a shovel..."
"..." At this moment, Li Chenggong felt like he was about to collapse...
The woman didn't talk for long. Her petty husband came to catch him. Li Chenggong failed to escape, and finally found a curtain to block his body.
The subsequent plot developments made movie fans laugh non-stop.
In order to express her dissatisfaction with her husband, the woman insisted that there was a handsome, rich and elegant man hiding in the house.
The man looked groveling and fawning.
"I'll open it for you, open your dog eyes and give me a good look." Then the woman went through the cabinet, checked the bathroom, checked the quilt, checked under the bed, checked the curtains...
"Check it out..."
"Honey, don't be angry, go home quickly~~" The man coaxed her a lot, and finally the woman's anger was calmed down.
Just as the two were making peace, one of the shoes fell off, and Li Chenggong, wearing red underwear and bare legs, was discovered...
Li Chenggong: "..." Hard work.
Woman: "..." Damn it!! Where did this thing come from?
male:"……"
Li Chenggong said weakly: "I...I said...I went to the wrong room. Do you believe it?"
"Hahaha~~~~"
The theater was once again filled with laughter, and all the audience couldn't take a break. This movie was so funny.
Although there were few people in the theater, the laughter was extremely loud. Everyone could not resist the laughter, and they all opened their hearts and laughed relaxedly.
In the end, Li Chenggong lay outside in the corridor all night and caught a cold.
Li Chenggong: What do you do?
burdock: milker.
Li Chenggong: You were sent by God to punish me, right? When you said the plane came down, the plane came down, and when you said the train stopped, the train stopped. I finally got a bus and got rid of you, but it actually turned around and drove back at night.
Take a nap, but you tortured me to death, and I found out that you are a monster!
After the climax, the plot began to turn warm and affectionate.
The female liar was moved to help the children, and they laughed all the way. After going through hardships, the two finally returned to their destination, Changsha.
In the last ten minutes of the movie, although it was no longer funny, the warmth and touchingness overflowed the screen, the theater, and the hearts of all the viewers...
After the movie was played, all the audience couldn't help but applaud.
Applause for the burdock…
Applause for Li Chenggong...
Applause for the movie...
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In the following days, "Awkward" was still neither popular nor popular, with a low attendance rate every day and accumulating at the box office at a rate of about 2 million a day.
However, the rating on mtime is not low, reaching 8.5 points.