"Uh..." Poppy was stunned for a moment. He vaguely heard the names of Chen Xiao and Tang Yan. He hurriedly said: "Little brother, I am Chen Xiao's friend. It was Chen Xiao who recommended me to come to Shaolin to learn from Master Abbot.
Kung Fu. Don’t believe it? I have a letter of recommendation here!”
Poppy hurriedly took out Chen Xiao's recommendation letter. The little novice monk took the letter and looked at it curiously. At this time, Poppy hurriedly said: "Little master, you got it wrong!"
"Don't read it, I don't know the words!" the little novice monk laughed.
Poppy suddenly broke into a cold sweat and said hurriedly: "You have also read the letter of introduction. Please take me to see the abbot."
"Meet the abbot? I can't usually see him, how could you possibly see him!" The little novice monk snorted coldly and said, "Just like you go to the relevant unit to find the leader, and you find an aunt who sweeps the floor in this unit, you
Asking aunt to take you to find the leader of this unit, aren't you forcing someone into a difficult situation?"
"This..." Poppy thought about it for a while, and it seemed to make sense. You said that you made it difficult for a sweeper to find the abbot, isn't that the same as making things difficult for the security guard at the door of the Public Security Bureau to take you to the director of the Public Security Bureau? Such things are difficult for a strong person to do.
How to do it? Poppy smiled and said: "Okay, I will go find it myself!"
"Wait a minute..." The little novice monk hurriedly blocked Poppy's path with a broom, and he hurriedly said: "This is a place where tourists are not allowed to enter!"
"Little master, didn't what I just said clear enough? I'm here to learn from you!" Poppy said helplessly.
At this time, an old man on the side grinned and said: "Young man, you want to go in and take pictures? Please give me some money."
The uncle's words were a revelation. Poppy was stunned, and she hurriedly took out two hundred yuan and quietly handed it to the sweeper. The sweeper was immediately overjoyed. He took the money, put the poppy in, and said before leaving.
: "If you are met by someone later, please don't say that I let you in, otherwise I will be dead!"
"Don't worry, it's convenient for you to be with others. I understand this!" Poppy nodded hurriedly.
From the moment she entered the inner courtyard of Shaolin, Poppy immediately felt that this place was different. There were towering trees in the inner courtyard, and Shaolin monks practiced kung fu in the shaded environment, performing various martial arts in full swing.
, However, the kung fu of these guys is not something that poppies can appreciate at all. In his opinion, these people are just practicing some boxing kung fu, and what he wants to practice is the kind of momentum that Chen Xiao can swallow up mountains and rivers, and swallow up the world.
"Boy, where did you come from?" A Shaolin monk wearing a yellow cassock rushed over and said angrily: "This is not a place for tourists to play. You should leave quickly. By the way, which door did you come in from? Little bastard
, someone actually ran in, what if my Shaolin Kung Fu was spread?"
"I..." Just when Poppy was about to say it, she immediately remembered the little master's advice. He quickly smiled and said: "Hey, I'm Shi Yongxin's friend. What? You dare to attack even the abbot's friend?"
"
"Ah?" The monk was stunned, and hurriedly said "Oh Amitabha Buddha", and then let the poppy go. A strange smile appeared on the poppy's face, and she continued to walk forward. She just walked out of the monk's yard,
But I met a monk in red cassocks who was meditating under a tree. He had his eyes closed and a green lotus leaf on his head. He looked like a decent monk.
Poppy hurriedly walked over and asked, "Master, excuse me."
The monk opened his eyes and looked at Poppy in confusion. Poppy asked hurriedly: "Do you know where the abbot lives? I have something to do with him."
The monk said nothing and pointed to the ground with his finger. The poppy glanced at him and asked in confusion: "Do you want me to come to him next time?"
The monk was still puzzled and pointed to the ground with his finger. The poppy frowned and was very confused. Monks these days all like to play riddles. They clearly have a mouth but don't speak. What does it mean? But he has no choice but to ask for help from others.
I could only say: "Master, you want me to come to him tomorrow afternoon?"
"Fuck, you stepped on my foot!" The monk was furious.
Poppy was startled. She lowered her head and saw that she was actually stepping on half of this guy's toes. Poppy smiled awkwardly and said, "Master, I'm really sorry. Hehe, I really didn't notice this just now."
The monk kneaded his toes for a while, picked off the lotus leaves on his head, and asked, "What are you doing with Shi Yongxin?"
"Oh, my friend Chen Xiao recommended me to come to Shaolin to learn from the abbot." Poppy hurriedly handed over the envelope. He was a little hesitant when handing it over, fearing that the guy in front of him could not read and it would be troublesome. Fortunately,
The guy didn't hold it backwards, but muttered for a while. After finishing, the monk asked: "Do you want to learn from the abbot?"
"That's right!" Poppy nodded.
"Tell me why you want to learn from a master?" the monk asked curiously.
"I..." Yu Meiren was about to say that she wanted to surpass Chen Xiao and become the most powerful person in the world. After thinking about it, this statement seemed a bit unrealistic. What if she was kicked out as a lunatic?
What should I do? He had spent a lot of effort to get in. He then thought about it and said with a smile: "I...I want to join the army to protect the motherland and deal with U.S. imperialism and little Japan!"
"Oh? You want to defend the country? Then tell me what needs you to defend in this country?" The monk looked at the poppy doubtfully while pressing his nose.
"I want to defend the land of our country and defend the peaceful reunification of the motherland to the death." Poppy showed a proud smile. After all, we are also Chinese, and we have learned the ideological and moral ethics in a day or two. The first ideological and moral character is to love the motherland and love the motherland.
People love the Communist Party of China. This meeting can be used mechanically.
"Then...did you buy a house?" The monk flicked his nose and asked curiously.
"No." Poppy shook her head.
"Fuck, you can't even afford a small house of a few dozen square meters, so why are you talking about defending the motherland? Even if you can afford it, you only have seventy years of temporary use rights, and the land is returned? Wait until you have the land to defend it!
"The monk glared at Poppy angrily.
"This..." Poppy was dumbfounded. He looked at the monk awkwardly and continued to grit his teeth and said: "The powerful countries want to annex us, and we must defend the motherland."
"Guard the ball. These days, people with a little money have all gone abroad. Look at those officials, whose children have not gone abroad. The current situation in this country is like this: a group of people who have never
Those who ride the bus are discussing bus price adjustments; a group of people who never pay electricity bills are deciding on electricity price reform; a group of people who eat special food are formulating food safety policies; a group of American parents are sketching the development plan of ********
Blueprint; a group of people who do not have to pay pensions are investigating how to allow contributors to delay their withdrawals.”
"I...I..." Poppy was sweating profusely. This monk is extraordinary. He can know all the major events in the world while sitting here in meditation every day. It seems that he has to put some thought into it. "Master," said Poppy gritted her teeth.
, if the foreign powers invade, they will overthrow our people's government, which is elected by the people. Also, Shaolin will be in danger!"
Snap...
The monk slapped Poppy in the air and said angrily: "Who do you want to protect? The Internal Revenue Service? The Ministry of Finance? The National Development and Reform Commission? The Securities Regulatory Commission? The Ministry of Health? The Food and Drug Administration? The Housing Authority? The Planning Bureau? The Family Planning Office? The Urban Management Bureau?
Or the Football Association? If you want to defend these bastards, I’ll see if I don’t break your legs. The foreign powers invade? Damn it, I, Shaolin, can spread Buddhism all over the world without leaving home. Hahaha..."
After being slapped by the monk, Poppy was immediately furious. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, the powers are coming. Why don't I open the door?"
"Go, it's just you?" The monk glanced at him disdainfully and sneered: "When the foreign powers invade, will it be your turn? The leading cadres haven't lined up to lead the way, so what about flowers and honor guards..."
"I'll go!" Poppy sat down and gritted her teeth and said: "Master, let me tell you frankly, I am studying under a teacher just to surpass Chen Xiao and become the best in the world. How about it!"
"Haha, this is pretty reliable!" the monk laughed.
"Then tell me where the abbot is!" Poppy asked impatiently.
"That's me!" The monk showed a sly smile. Poppy was stunned and said with an embarrassed smile: "Stop joking with me."
"Don't believe it?" The monk chuckled and said, "If you don't believe it, you can leave. I didn't ask you to believe it anyway."
"I believe it, I believe it." Poppy nodded hurriedly.
"Why do you believe it? Give me a reason." The monk looked at the poppy. The poppy blinked and said: "When I entered the Shaolin Temple, the other monks were either working or practicing martial arts, but you are the only one who is lazy here.
Hey, you must be the leader. No one cares about leaders, they can do whatever they want. So, you must be Abbot Shi Yongxin!"
"Ah...haha..." The abbot laughed suddenly: "Okay, okay, the analysis is very thorough and insightful. Well, it is not that easy to become my teacher. Let me test you with a few questions.
See if you have the qualifications."
"Master, take the exam quickly." Poppy was very excited. Knowing that the monk in front of her was the abbot, her inner excitement was naturally self-evident.
The abbot thought for a moment and then asked: "Do you know what are the three good things about Sister Yu?"
"Ah?" Poppy was dumbfounded. What are the three good things about Sister Yu? Well, how could the abbot's exam questions come up with such messy things? Poppy didn't dare to question, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of anything. The abbot asked again.
Asked: "Do you know what are the three best things about a lolita and a queen?"
