"Damn it, you don't even know this and you still want to learn from me!" The abbot snorted coldly and walked away.
"Fuck, you can even ask such perverted questions, tell me if you can!" Poppy suddenly became anxious.
"A lolita has three good things: her voice is soft, her body is soft, and she is easy to push over; a royal sister has three good things: beer, taking a bath, and eating young grass; a queen has three good things: wooden horses, candles, and whipping; and a wife has three feelings: love, family affection, and extramarital affairs.
"A wife has three good things: cooking, massaging, and being easy to push down..." The abbot wore a strange smile and sang softly as he walked.
"I'll go for it..." Poppy was dumbfounded. Is the place she came from really Shaolin? Are you sure it's not an evil place?
Beep beep beep...
The abbot had just walked not far when suddenly the phone rang. He hurriedly took out the phone from the complicated monk's robe, and then said with a smile: "Xiaoli, what? Your husband is not at home tonight? So?
Are you lonely? Don’t worry, I’ll see you at the same place at eight o’clock in the evening. Haha..."
The poppy behind him was even more shocked, her eyes widened, and her mouth could fit an egg in. The perverted monk was definitely a perverted monk. At this time, the abbot turned to look at the poppy and said: "Boy
, you want to learn from a teacher!"
"I just thought about it, but now I don't think about it anymore." Poppy shook her head hurriedly.
"Hey, this is not a matter of what you think or don't want!" The abbot stretched out his hand and grabbed the poppy from a few meters away. The poppy felt a huge clamping force.
Coercing myself, waiting for him to react
When she was resisting, she found that she had been caught in front of the abbot. At this magical skill, Poppy was immediately shocked. This was definitely a unique skill that could only be performed by masters of the family. Poppy hurriedly rejoiced and said: "Abbott,
Just accept me as your disciple."
"Hehe, OK." The abbot grinned and said, "You drive to Xiaoli's house in the evening and bring her to Yonghe Hotel. I have to give her a French ceremony alone in the evening and give her salvation. Oh Amitabha, my Buddha
Mercy. I didn’t even think about it at first. It’s better to save one life than to build a seven-level pagoda. That’s all. If I don’t go to hell, who will?”
With that said, the abbot looked righteous and upright, then turned and left.
"Fuck!" Poppy raised her middle finger at the abbot's back, completely despising him.
The news that Master Shi Yongxin accepted Poppy as his disciple instantly spread throughout the Shaolin Temple. Many monks gathered around to watch Poppy. What attracted the abbot to this guy? He actually let the abbot accept this kid as his disciple? It was simply too sensational.
Bar?
"Humph, what's so strange." Poppy said disdainfully: "Originally, I didn't want to be his teacher at all, but he was dragging me to death to accept me as his disciple. However, I couldn't defeat him, so I could only succumb to him.
Under his power!"
"Hey, now that you have become the abbot's apprentice, you are going crazy?" A group of fellow apprentices sneered and said, "Who was clamoring to become the abbot's disciple in the beginning? Now you are so awesome?"
"I really regret it!" Poppy became Shi Yongxin's apprentice and was given the name Shi Xiaonai. At that time, Poppy refused. I came to Male Gobi to be a lay disciple, not a lay disciple.
He was shaved bald. Under Poppy's repeated requests, his handsome hair was saved. However,
Wearing the clothes of a sweeping monk every day made him extremely uncomfortable, so why not give us a handsome and stylish red monk's robe. In the end, he realized that the red monk's robe is only owned by the abbot, and the yellow monk's robe
It is worn by those warrior monks. As for other chanting, practices, and sweeping the floor, all the monks wear gray robes.
"Junior Brother Xiao'an, I want you to be honest and do your job properly!" The sweeping monk on the side threw the broom directly to Poppy.
"No, I'm the abbot's apprentice, how can I do the job of sweeping the floor?" Poppy jumped up the steps. Why does she feel so awkward wearing a gray monk's robe?
"Then what do you want to do?" Others asked hurriedly.
"I want to learn the inner martial arts!" Poppy sneered.
"Haha, if you have the ability, just go and break into the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation." Everyone laughed and said, "There is a rigid standard for learning internal kung fu, and that is to break into the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation. If you can rush through it,
, you can start learning internal martial arts; if you can't get through, it means your hardware conditions are not good enough, so you should just be a monk and beat the clock for a day."
"Eighteen bronze figures?" Poppy immediately remembered it in her mind.
The next day, Poppy immediately proposed to the abbot that she wanted to break into the Eighteen Bronze Men. The abbot was stunned, looked at Poppy sideways, and said, "Is it just you? You also want to break into the Eighteen Bronze Men? I think you still have
Save your money, maybe you can make a career in a few years."
"No, let's break in today!" Poppy gritted her teeth and said, "If you don't let me break in, I will tell Xiaoli's husband tomorrow that you slept with his wife last night!"
Shhhhhh...
The abbot suddenly became anxious. He hurriedly hissed: "You kid, don't talk nonsense. When did I have sex with Xiaoli? I already said it was for the purification and salvation of her soul. Do you know what purification and salvation are?"
"I know, I know, don't you just put your thing into someone's body, and then shout as hard as you can: purify...transcend...purify...transfer!" Poppy replied angrily.
"Damn it, your kid was eavesdropping at the door yesterday?" the abbot was angry.
"Nothing, it's just that you were too loud last night." Poppy sat on the flower bed nearby, crossed her legs, and said: "I don't care, I must be allowed to break into the Eighteenth Bronze Man Formation today, otherwise I will expose you
This perverted monk!"
"Oh Amitabha, that's so good!" The abbot hurriedly clasped his hands together.
"Stop pretending, I already know who you are!" Poppy sneered.
"Okay!" The abbot nodded and said: "Today I will let you go and break into the Eighteen Bronze Men Formation, but I have agreed first that it has nothing to do with me if you die in it!"
"Don't worry, if you die inside, it will be my Poppy's fate!" Poppy snorted coldly.
"Oh Amitabha, you short-lived ghost!" the abbot cursed coldly.
The Eighteen Bronze Man Formation is one of the famous formations of the Shaolin Temple. Shaolin disciples can learn and practice with Ji Qian here. After passing the test, they will be able to learn martial arts skills at a higher level. When necessary, the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation can also serve as other disciples in the martial arts world.
Looking for trouble. Obviously, Shi Yongxin used the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation to defend himself, and he even regarded Poppy as the target of trouble.
In order to successfully break through the Tongren Formation, Yu Meiren made relevant preparations one day in advance. He searched for those who had passed through the Tongren Formation in the Shaolin Temple to learn about the Bronze Man Formation. In the end, he learned that the Tongren Formation was just a
General masters, these people have never learned internal martial arts. If they had learned internal martial arts, I am afraid that not many people would be able to break through the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation.
Since the eighteen bronze men in the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation have not learned any internal kung fu, then they must have a chance. Thinking of this, Poppy's lips curled up with a strange smile. She secretly thought in her heart, the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation, tomorrow
I made the decision. That night, Poppy recuperated her energy and got everything ready.
The next morning, Poppy woke up full of energy. He stretched out. Although he had been sleeping in the woodshed these days, Poppy didn't mind. On the contrary, he felt very comfortable. If he and those
The little novice sleeps together, which is the most difficult thing for him. Poppy herself has some mysophobia, and she hates sleeping with others, and she hates sleeping in the same bed.
When he was initially arranged to stay, he asked: "Are there any other rooms? For example, a room for one person!"
Later, he learned that if he wanted to sleep alone, he had to upgrade to the Buddhist management level, otherwise he could only have four or five people in a room. When Poppy heard this, he was speechless. It seemed that privileges were not exclusive to officials.
, even the Buddhist Pure Land would have such a situation, which really made Poppy helpless. He could only ask: "Is there nothing else? I just want to live alone!"
"Yes." The little novice picked his nose, and then said: "There is a woodshed to the west. If you don't mind, just pack it up and move in, and no one will say anything to you!"
"This is okay!" Poppy was overjoyed when she heard this. Although the woodshed is a bit messy, if it is tidied up, it can still be occupied by people. The key is that it can be lived alone, which meets Poppy's requirements. After moving in,
, Poppy was very excited. He carefully cleaned up the firewood shed, made a corner in the room, tidied everything up, and simply built a bed. The bedding was washed, washed, and dried again and again.
Mattress.
Getting up from the bed, Poppy carefully folded the quilt, and then tied five kilograms of lead bars around his legs. After living in the Shaolin Temple for a while, he was used to the life of a monk here, although he was not
A monk, however, he required himself according to the rules of a monk. He put on the gray monk robe, and then carefully arranged his hair. Looking at himself in the mirror, Poppy showed a confident smile and said:
"Well, he is still so handsome."
Full of confidence, full of narcissism.
Only a handsome guy like Poppy would dare to have such confidence. He put on his shoes and walked out. When he closed the door, he smiled and said: "Although I can't beat him, at least I am more handsome than him. Being handsome can't be eaten, but
You can pick up girls."
Leaving the woodshed, Poppy headed towards the main hall step by step. Today was the day when he broke into the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation. According to the scene in Poppy's imagination, there should be hundreds of Shaolin disciples watching him at the entrance of the main hall.
Yes, in my impression, there was a lot of people and it was overcrowded. However, when Poppy walked to the door, she found that the door of the hall was empty. There was no one else except two young novices sweeping the floor. Not even the abbot came.
